THIS SHIT IS NOT FUNNY

Seriously. I don't know who the fuck this newcomer thought he was, but this shit isn't funny. Panic attacks aren't funny, and making fun of someone's anxiety disorder isn't fucking funny either. I swear, the next 'friend' or 'ally' I see who does this shit to me is going to get slapped. Thank God someone was there to calm me the fuck down. We have enough problems without this kind of shit behavior.

DO NOT DO THIS TO ME AGAIN.

~ Shadows

[5:34:31 PM] Ein FearofSomething: ... Does anyone have something to eat or drink? I think we might need them.
[5:36:31 PM] Ein FearofSomething: I mean, it's a hunch. But I feel like we need them.
[5:37:18 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[5:37:27 PM] DarkShadows: why do things keep going from bad to worse?
[5:37:50 PM] Ein FearofSomething: We don't know. But there's always something that relates to something.
[5:38:00 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[5:38:13 PM] DarkShadows: I can't even trust my friends apparently.
[5:38:27 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Well, we're not your friend.
[5:38:46 PM] DarkShadows: Please don't Ein...
[5:39:09 PM] Ein FearofSomething: But. Since we're not your friend then that means you can trust us.
[5:39:19 PM] DarkShadows: I'm already shaking as it is I can't do this paranoia anymore...
[5:39:50 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Hush now. No time for feelings of the unnerved kind.
[5:40:02 PM] Ein FearofSomething: We're here to hold you in our arms for you to sleep with ease.
[5:40:22 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[5:40:35 PM] DarkShadows: I haven't slept well in years, Ein.
[5:40:47 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Soon, you will my child. Soon.
[5:41:05 PM] Ein FearofSomething: The whole universe will follow after your deep sleep.
[5:41:13 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[5:41:15 PM] Ein FearofSomething: A new world awaits.
[5:41:18 PM] DarkShadows: stop
[5:41:23 PM] DarkShadows: Ein, *stop*.
[5:41:53 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Why stop, when everything can be shifted into motion in a singular thrust?
[5:42:02 PM] DarkShadows: STOP EIN THIS IS NOT FUNNY
[5:42:06 PM] DarkShadows: You are *triggering me*.
[5:42:22 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Then feed me.
[5:42:30 PM] DarkShadows: NO
[5:42:35 PM] DarkShadows: Ein I am gonna leave
[5:42:38 PM] DarkShadows: I fucking swear
[5:43:31 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Someone. Somewhere. Is close. And all we can do is run around, hoping to find someway to save everyone.
[5:43:54 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Ein. Can you quiet for just one minute? Please?
[5:44:05 PM] DarkShadows: Ein really i can't fucking breathe
[5:47:08 PM] DarkShadows: guys i cant breathedontlethimtakeme
[5:47:20 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[5:47:23 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Shhhh...
[5:47:24 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: *cries*
[5:47:27 PM] Ein FearofSomething: I'm here for you.
[5:47:39 PM] Ein FearofSomething: My light will ward them away my child.
[5:47:59 PM] DarkShadows: hewantstokillmeshewantstokillme
[5:48:08 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[5:48:16 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ;(
[5:48:22 PM] Ein FearofSomething: They shall not.
[5:48:25 PM] Ein FearofSomething: They can not.
[5:48:29 PM] Ein FearofSomething: They will not.
[5:48:56 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Ben is here for you, my child.
[5:49:03 PM] DarkShadows: ohgodnopleaseidontwannadie
[5:49:06 PM] DarkShadows: imgonnadie
[5:49:10 PM] DarkShadows: i
[5:49:23 PM | Edited 5:49:28 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[5:49:33 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Guys
[5:49:40 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Someone do something!
[5:49:41 PM] Ein FearofSomething: She's tainted.
[5:49:45 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: NOT YOU, EIN
[5:49:52 PM] Ein FearofSomething: She won't accept help.
[5:51:09 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Remember me. As the harbringer.
[5:51:18 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Goodbye.
[5:51:24 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: hm?
[5:51:25 PM] *** Ein FearofSomething has left ***
[5:51:30 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: oh yay
[5:51:37 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I am finally
[5:51:40 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Feeling something
[5:51:45 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: That isn't negative
[5:51:49 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Thank you, Ein
[5:51:55 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: For leaving.
[5:52:18 PM] DarkShadows: hesnotonoursidehesnotourallyhecanseemehecanseemmehecanseemedontlethim
[5:52:26 PM | Edited 5:52:29 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[5:52:34 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Shadows, please
[5:52:43 PM] DarkShadows: icantbreathebrah
[5:52:52 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Just... can you do me favor and take a deep breath for me?
[5:52:57 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Just a deep inhale
[5:53:02 PM] DarkShadows: trying
[5:53:10 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I
[5:55:51 PM] DarkShadows: i don't. trust. ein. anymore.
[5:56:16 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: It's okay Shadows. Just... whatever happens, I'll be here for you. I promise.
[5:56:21 PM] DarkShadows: *clings*
[5:56:29 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: (hug)
[5:57:04 PM] DarkShadows: what if salem is right what if pandora really did thatwhatifh stop.
[5:57:09 PM] DarkShadows: Shadows stop. please stop.
[5:57:27 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: :c
[5:57:33 PM] DarkShadows: oh god brah I'm shaking.
[5:57:57 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I'm sorry... I wish I knew what to do :c
[5:58:07 PM] DarkShadows: you're doing enough just talking to me.
[5:58:53 PM] DarkShadows: ... I don't wanna be involved anymore but you guys need me.
[5:59:04 PM] DarkShadows: I should just run and never look back.
[5:59:21 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I'm so sorry we all had to be sucked into this.
[5:59:39 PM] DarkShadows: It wouldn't have helped, I'd still be followed and all this shit still would have happened.
[5:59:41 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: But we don't have much choice now. The universe needs us. It needs you.
[6:01:56 PM] DarkShadows: I swear to God I will *slap* the next person that things that is fucking funny.
[6:02:05 PM] DarkShadows: *thinks
[6:02:47 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I'll slap him after you c:
[6:02:57 PM] DarkShadows: You're a really sweet kid, Brah...
[6:03:27 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: *blushes* thanks...
[6:03:56 PM] DarkShadows: Some girl's gonna be lucky to have a guy like you someday.
[6:04:14 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Yeah... I guess...

AnotherYear Log 14 - Salem

 Met Salem. Potentially an ally. Not sure. Pandora possibly alive, and potentially... dangerous? I have no idea what to think now... ~ Shadows

[3:38:18 PM] Solomon: Hello
[3:38:21 PM] Solomon: anyone here?
[3:39:20 PM] DarkShadows: hai
[3:39:43 PM] Solomon: I got an envelope in the mail today
[3:40:21 PM] DarkShadows: ... you did?
[3:40:39 PM] Solomon: it had a betamax tape
[3:41:59 PM] DarkShadows: Betamax... that's fairly old.
[3:42:07 PM] Solomon: yes
[3:42:21 PM] DarkShadows: any address on the envelope?
[3:42:39 PM] Solomon: no
[3:42:46 PM] DarkShadows: hm
[3:42:49 PM] Wally: Hey guys
[3:42:52 PM] Solomon: Hello
[3:42:54 PM] DarkShadows: Hi Wally.
[3:42:56 PM] Solomon: I watched the tape
[3:42:58 PM] DarkShadows: Solomon found something.
[3:43:10 PM] Wally: Ah
[3:43:15 PM] Solomon: and I recorded it
[3:43:21 PM] Solomon: with my vcr
[3:43:29 PM] DarkShadows: hm
[3:43:32 PM] Solomon: It was very short and most of it was static
[3:43:41 PM] Solomon: hang on let me find it
[3:43:43 PM] DarkShadows: Did you see anything in it at all?
[3:43:51 PM] Solomon: I have the video in .avi format
[3:44:04 PM] Solomon: the important parts at least, madam
[3:44:38 PM] *** Solomon sent Salem.avi ***
[3:44:48 PM] DarkShadows: hm
[3:45:06 PM] DarkShadows: ugh that will take an hour to download, Solomon... 2...
[3:45:15 PM] DarkShadows: damnit, can you put it in a ZIP file?
[3:45:20 PM] Solomon: yeah might not be a good idea
[3:45:21 PM] Solomon: yeah
[3:45:50 PM] Solomon: is a .rar file ideal?
[3:45:57 PM] DarkShadows: I can open that.
[3:46:12 PM] *** Solomon sent Salem.rar ***
[3:46:15 PM] Solomon: here
[3:46:23 PM] DarkShadows: much better.
[3:47:25 PM] DarkShadows: I'm afraid all I see is black.
[3:47:37 PM] DarkShadows: Is the file corrupt?
[3:47:38 PM] Solomon: huh
[3:47:42 PM] Solomon: Im not sure
[3:47:45 PM] Solomon: let me check
[3:49:07 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I SEE NOTHING O_O
[3:49:19 PM] Solomon: Im checking if someone corrupted the file
[3:49:25 PM] DarkShadows: Maybe it recorded incorrectly, or corrupted?
[3:54:08 PM] Solomon: I'm not sure how this happened.
[3:54:11 PM] Solomon: The Newborn perhaps?
[3:54:35 PM] DarkShadows: great, it's against us too.
[3:54:45 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[3:54:53 PM] DarkShadows: Obviously someone doesn't want us to see something.
[3:55:29 PM] DarkShadows: ... Or maybe it's just my wonderful curse of all the Eldritch beings deciding I am not worth helping out in this case.
[3:55:51 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[3:56:29 PM] Solomon: thats a bit pessimistic
[3:56:32 PM] Solomon: I'm a being
[3:56:37 PM] Solomon: and I thiink you are worth
[3:57:30 PM] DarkShadows: ... Though, question is, what exactly *am* I helping to happen? Whatever being I accidentally created can't be good. i just have this bad feeling.
[3:58:04 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Shadows quit being such a Debbie Downer
[3:58:09 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: That's my job!
[3:58:35 PM] DarkShadows: Sorry.
[3:58:50 PM] DarkShadows: I'm just being paranoid again, I guess.
[3:59:11 PM] DarkShadows: It's probably nothing.
[3:59:14 PM] Solomon: You seem to always be paranoid. When I knew you back in the day, you were so too.
[3:59:43 PM] DarkShadows: Kinda hard not to be paranoid when you have the Weeper AND Mr. Tall-and-Faceless following you everywhere.
[4:00:40 PM] Solomon: Ok
[4:00:44 PM] Solomon: I managed to fix it
[4:00:49 PM] *** Solomon sent Untitled.rar ***
[4:00:57 PM] DarkShadows: try again.
[4:01:00 PM] DarkShadows: :3
[4:01:06 PM] DarkShadows: downloading now.
[4:02:42 PM] Solomon: The file became larger due to my fixing process
[4:02:44 PM] DarkShadows: ok
[4:04:05 PM] DarkShadows: almost have it.
[4:04:56 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[4:05:34 PM] DarkShadows: ... I... I'm going to hide in the corner now.
[4:06:25 PM] Solomon: I wish to discuss this
[4:06:41 PM] DarkShadows: ... why the FUCK does Salem want me and WHAT does he wanna use me for?!
[4:07:03 PM] Solomon: better question
[4:07:08 PM] Solomon: why does he want Pandora?
[4:07:10 PM] DarkShadows: ^
[4:07:21 PM] Solomon: does this imply
[4:07:23 PM] Solomon: that he's alive?
[4:07:37 PM] DarkShadows: I'm assuming so.
[4:08:00 PM | Edited 4:08:05 PM] Solomon: That raises more questions
[4:08:17 PM] Solomon: The video implies that Pandora has faces this being before
[4:08:32 PM] Solomon: I know for a fact that its Salem
[4:09:04 PM] DarkShadows: But... But Pandora, if he's still alive... Pandora wouldn't just hand me over... would he?
[4:09:51 PM] Solomon: The prophecy tells of Pandora as "The Recreant"
[4:10:00 PM] Wally: ...
[4:10:10 PM] Solomon: Recreant being synonymous with traitor
[4:10:13 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[4:10:29 PM] DarkShadows: HIDE ME
[4:10:39 PM] Solomon: A lot of people are after you
[4:10:42 PM] DarkShadows: WHY
[4:10:47 PM] DarkShadows: AM I
[4:10:48 PM] Solomon: but a lot of people are after Pandora as well
[4:10:50 PM] DarkShadows: SO IMPORTANT
[4:11:01 PM] Solomon: a lot of people are after me
[4:11:06 PM] Solomon: people are after everyone
[4:11:36 PM] DarkShadows: If I can't control whatever creating power I have how the fuck does someone else think they can?
[4:12:15 PM] DarkShadows: What does Salem want that Pandora is necessary for, if Pandora is gonna end up going turncoat on us?
[4:14:51 PM] Solomon: I believe
[4:14:57 PM] Solomon: Pandora knows Salem
[4:15:01 PM] Solomon: all too well
[4:15:02 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[4:15:12 PM] Solomon: as you know Weep and The Giant
[4:15:20 PM] DarkShadows: what even is Salem...
[4:15:38 PM] Solomon: She's a part of the Chasers
[4:15:52 PM] DarkShadows: Besides that...
[4:16:07 PM] Solomon: A sentient mask
[4:16:16 PM] DarkShadows: ... that's... fucked up.
[4:16:28 PM] Bunny: Once again stuff happens while I'm showering
[4:16:45 PM] Solomon: Stop showering then
[4:16:53 PM] Solomon: I kid
[4:16:58 PM] Solomon: Hello Bunny
[4:17:00 PM] Bunny: I prefer to be a clean bunny
[4:17:04 PM] Bunny: Hi
[4:17:08 PM] DarkShadows: Bunny
[4:17:12 PM] DarkShadows: I'm scared. ;-;
[4:17:16 PM] Bunny: Of what?
[4:17:17 PM] DarkShadows: for me and for Pandora I am scared
[4:17:28 PM] Solomon: We were just discussing Salem's plan to use Pandora to kidnap DarkShadows
[4:17:49 PM] DarkShadows: *clings to Bunny*
[4:18:28 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[4:18:30 PM] Solomon: Its been quiet
[4:18:38 PM] Bunny: D:
[4:18:40 PM] Solomon: I've seen little to no altered around
[4:18:48 PM] Solomon: nor Sentimental
[4:18:54 PM] Solomon: nor anything
[4:19:00 PM] Solomon: except the wooden mistress
[4:19:07 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[4:19:11 PM] DarkShadows: They may be... preoccupied, or captured.
[4:19:20 PM] Solomon: True
[4:19:30 PM] Solomon: The wooden mistress once made me a deal
[4:19:59 PM] Solomon: "Come work for me, as my doll and I shall grant you what you seek. I shall cherish you for the end of days"
[4:20:11 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[4:20:16 PM] Solomon: I didn't take it
[4:20:21 PM] Solomon: this was back when I was human
[4:20:26 PM] DarkShadows: Yeah, for obvious reasons i wouldn't either.
[4:20:36 PM] Solomon: I must say
[4:20:44 PM] Solomon: She's very attractive
[4:20:55 PM] Bunny: Just watched the video
[4:21:03 PM] Bunny: What the fuck
[4:21:05 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Solomon, I have a question
[4:21:06 PM] DarkShadows: ... I'll... take your word for it, Solomon...
[4:21:12 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: How long have you existed?
[4:21:20 PM] Bunny: Who was that?
[4:21:25 PM] Solomon: Salem
[4:21:29 PM] Bunny: Ah
[4:21:34 PM] Solomon: sentient mask, part of the group I'm in
[4:22:17 PM] Solomon: [4:20 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill:

<<< How long have you existed?For 1200 years by my count, or almost. It's almost my birthday soon.
[4:22:31 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: o_O
[4:22:49 PM] Solomon: But, that is not to say that I lived in the year 1000. I was born in the 1990s
[4:23:05 PM] Solomon: time travel is a funny thing
[4:23:13 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: *nodnod*
[4:23:30 PM] Bunny: How does one travel through time
[4:23:44 PM] Solomon: That's classified
[4:24:08 PM] Solomon: Sorry, I'm a bit of an Haruhi Suzumiya fanatic
[4:24:11 PM] Solomon: couldn't resist
[4:24:28 PM] Solomon: I can't explain it in human terms though
[4:24:34 PM] DarkShadows: Someone needs to make light.
[4:24:41 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: huh?
[4:24:45 PM] Solomon: ?
[4:24:55 PM] DarkShadows: References, jokes, anything.
[4:24:59 PM] DarkShadows: brb
[4:25:04 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ... okay then...
[4:25:16 PM] DarkShadows: I need food before my stomach decides to invert and digest itself.
[4:26:50 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: It got quiet :/
[4:27:12 PM] Solomon: Without DarkShadows
[4:27:14 PM] Solomon: yes
[4:27:28 PM] Bunny: Actually I'm blaring music but okay
[4:27:38 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: DarkShadows is the wisest and most talkative of us all.
[4:29:22 PM] Solomon: I need to gather some things and slay that doll that has been spying on me.
[4:29:25 PM] Solomon: Excuse me
[4:29:30 PM] Solomon: I'll be right back
[4:29:50 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Kk bye Sol
[4:30:05 PM] Solomon: It will take 5 minutes max
[4:30:09 PM] Solomon: three bullets
[4:37:17 PM] DarkShadows: back
[4:37:39 PM] DarkShadows: I find food can sometimes help if I feel too nervous...
[4:38:06 PM] Solomon: oh good, me to########!#####""##############################################################################################################
[4:38:18 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Mother? OuO
[4:38:20 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[4:38:25 PM] DarkShadows: Please be Willow
[4:38:29 PM] DarkShadows: Please be Willow
[4:38:41 PM] DarkShadows: Why do I *want* it to be her IDK but please be Willow.
[4:38:46 PM] Solomon: Oh, I fraid to be the bearer of horrible dissapointment
[4:38:51 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[4:38:58 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Not Mother... OnO
[4:39:08 PM] DarkShadows: ... who are you?
[4:39:17 PM] Solomon: I think its fairly obvious now.
[4:39:30 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ... I don't get it
[4:39:35 PM] Solomon: really?
[4:40:06 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Salem?
[4:40:13 PM] Salem: Yes
[4:40:24 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Oh, ok
[4:40:30 PM] DarkShadows: ... I am going to leave the chat.
[4:40:37 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: NO
[4:40:39 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: SHADOWS
[4:40:41 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: PLEASE
[4:40:43 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: STAY
[4:40:54 PM] DarkShadows: ... No, that thing *wants Pandora to fucking kidnap me*
[4:41:07 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Please, Shadows, we need you
[4:41:14 PM] Salem: Oh
[4:41:21 PM] Salem: please dont be so hasty Dark
[4:41:23 PM] DarkShadows: NO
[4:41:31 PM] Salem: I'm only here for a quick chat
[4:41:40 PM] DarkShadows: FUCK YOU HASTY MEANS THINGS SURVIVE AND DON'T END UP KIDNAPPED
[4:41:50 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Shadows, don't leave ;(
[4:41:58 PM] Salem: You say the sweetest things Dark
[4:42:07 PM] DarkShadows: Fucking *CREEP*
[4:42:22 PM] DarkShadows: Brah you best do some *damn good* convincing to make me stay then
[4:42:30 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I... I...
[4:42:33 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I can't.
[4:42:35 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: :c
[4:42:46 PM] Salem: I will live in a few
[4:42:48 PM] DarkShadows: I am not. Having *four eldritch beings*. trail me.
[4:43:04 PM] Salem: I just needed to talk to Dark
[4:43:08 PM] Salem: a short conversation
[4:43:17 PM] DarkShadows: What the fuck do you need to talk to me for? To taunt me?
[4:43:20 PM] Salem: and I'll be out of *your* hair forever.
[4:43:25 PM] DarkShadows: Ha ha, DarkShadows is fucking done
[4:43:30 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[4:43:31 PM] DarkShadows: She's doomed and so's the world!
[4:43:39 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Please. Please don't.
[4:43:42 PM] Salem: I need to talk to you. For a sec
[4:43:46 PM] Salem: and then I will leave
[4:43:46 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[4:43:46 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ;(
[4:43:52 PM] Salem: then I will leave you alone
[4:44:07 PM] DarkShadows: then start talking, because I don't have the patience anymore.
[4:44:17 PM] Salem: Your friend
[4:44:21 PM] Salem: Pandora
[4:44:23 PM] Salem: where is he?
[4:44:28 PM] DarkShadows: Fuck if I know.
[4:44:35 PM] Salem: You talked to him before
[4:44:41 PM] Salem: YOU KNOW HIM
[4:44:47 PM] Salem: TELL ME#########
[4:44:48 PM] DarkShadows: Knew him, he's dead.
[4:44:50 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: He's in the Handed One.
[4:44:54 PM] DarkShadows: Brah
[4:45:02 PM] DarkShadows: BRAH WHY ARE YOU TELLING IT WHAT IT WANTS
[4:45:08 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I'm sorry?
[4:45:11 PM] DarkShadows: You fucking idiot!
[4:45:11 PM] Salem: LIES!#!!###!!!
[4:45:14 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I don't know!
[4:45:28 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: *cries some more*
[4:45:38 PM] DarkShadows: ... He doesn't know, mask-girl.
[4:45:47 PM] DarkShadows: And neither do fucking I.
[4:46:05 PM] Salem: I CAN SENSE HIM. HE'S IN THIS CHATROOM.
[4:46:21 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ...?
[4:46:24 PM] DarkShadows: Last we saw he was inside Handjob's belly, inside the Seal. And that is all we fucking know.
[4:46:45 PM] DarkShadows: ... we saw the video, we know what you want.
[4:46:45 PM] Salem: I DONT NEED YOU. IT WAS A TRAP TO GET PANDORA. I COULDNT GIVE TWO CENTS ABOUT THE FORSAKEN CREATOR!
[4:46:54 PM] DarkShadows: LIKE I BELIEVE YOU!
[4:47:01 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[4:47:02 PM] Salem: I NEED PANDORA
[4:47:09 PM | Edited 4:47:35 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: He's not here!
[4:47:11 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Okay?!
[4:47:14 PM] DarkShadows: LIKE I BELIEVE ANY OF YOU SICK TWISTED THINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE
[4:47:17 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Just go away!
[4:47:20 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: LEAVE US ALONE!
[4:47:48 PM] DarkShadows: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT PANDORA AND WHY SHOULD WE TRUST YOU
[4:48:01 PM] Salem: ############!!!!!!!!!!!!####!#!#!#!#!#!#! HE IS. I COULD KILL ALL OF YOU WITH A THOUGHT. THATS FREAKING WHY
[4:48:15 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: STOP YELLING YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT
[4:48:19 PM] DarkShadows: Oh, but you couldn't. If you want to reach your goal... you wouldn't.
[4:48:42 PM] Salem: FINE BUT THERE ARE OTHER THINGS BESIDES DEATH SWEETHEART
[4:48:44 PM] DarkShadows: How can you reach any goals if the omniverse dies.
[4:48:48 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[4:49:14 PM] DarkShadows: Imagine never having existed. You would never *get* to die, you fucking mask bitch, because *you would never have existed to begin with*.
[4:50:27 PM] Salem: DARK, LISTEN TO ME.
[4:50:29 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[4:50:33 PM] Salem: YOU NEED TO FIND PANDORA
[4:50:38 PM] Salem: FOR BOTH OUR SAKES
[4:50:55 PM] Salem: DID I KILL YOUR FRIENDS. HAVE I DONE ANYTHING TO CAUSE UNTRUST?
[4:51:11 PM] DarkShadows: ... you haven't done anything to cause trust either, but... no.
[4:51:17 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: *mistrust
[4:51:36 PM] DarkShadows: Maybe don't correct the eldricth sentient mask's spelling, Brah.
[4:51:43 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I'm sorry
[4:51:48 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I'm a Grammar Nazi
[4:51:51 PM] Salem: FINE, WHAT SHOULD I DO TO GAIN YOUR TRUST?
[4:51:54 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: It's in my instincts
[4:51:56 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[4:52:08 PM] DarkShadows: ... I...I don't know.
[4:52:14 PM] DarkShadows: ...and... I'm sorry I yelled.
[4:52:42 PM] Salem: THATS FINE. SO SWEETHEART, WHAT CAN I DO?
[4:53:52 PM] Salem: TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO DARKSHADOWS
[4:54:27 PM] DarkShadows: ... But that's the thing. I... don't trust anyone and I haven't for 8 years now. *small little sad smile*
[4:54:32 PM] Salem: Contact received from Salem
[4:54:43 PM] *** Salem added E-in FearofSomething ***
[4:55:01 PM] DarkShadows: ... I don't wanna hurt anyone. I really don't. And I don't know why the hell everyone wants me, or is so damn scared of me.
[4:55:11 PM] Salem: WANT A NEW ALLY?
[4:55:13 PM] Salem: HERE
[4:55:21 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: o__O
[4:55:41 PM] DarkShadows: ... Yellow...?
[4:56:39 PM] DarkShadows: ... please... don't be mad at me.
[4:56:46 PM] DarkShadows: not you, Yellow, the mask over there...
[4:56:54 PM] Salem: IM NOT MAD AT YOU
[4:57:00 PM] Salem: *strokes chin*
[4:57:08 PM] DarkShadows: ... then why the all caps?
[4:57:09 PM] Salem: DONT BE SILLY
[4:57:10 PM] Salem: OH
[4:57:24 PM] Salem: I CANT SEEM TO FIGURE OUT CAPS
[4:57:26 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: left caps lock on?
[4:57:38 PM] Ein FearofSomething: PRINCESS ENGLAND
[4:57:59 PM] Salem: Oh there we go
[4:58:13 PM] Salem: This is Ein
[4:58:22 PM] DarkShadows: ... I know him.
[4:58:28 PM] Salem: good
[4:58:28 PM] Salem: I know him too
[4:58:49 PM] Salem: mostly because I have interconnectivity throughout the entire web
[4:58:57 PM] Salem: I believe
[4:58:59 PM] Ein FearofSomething: NO, NO.
[4:59:06 PM] Ein FearofSomething: NO ONE KNOWS ME
[4:59:19 PM] Ein FearofSomething: I AM A SIMPLE BARD OF A SIMPLE VERY UNSANITARY HOUSE.
[4:59:20 PM] DarkShadows: ... Ein. First rule in here. Everyone and everything knows and wants you...
[4:59:30 PM] Ein FearofSomething: IN SHORT, I'M YOUR FRIEND.
[4:59:42 PM] Ein FearofSomething: I NEED NO RULES, AS I HAVE BUT MY OWN LIFE.
[4:59:42 PM] DarkShadows: could you not all-caps, Ein?
[4:59:46 PM] Salem: Is Ein aware of the current happenings?
[4:59:54 PM] Ein FearofSomething: God damn it let me be in character.
[4:59:59 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Ein FearofSomething flips shit
[5:00:02 PM] DarkShadows: No, but I can make him aware.
[5:02:11 PM] DarkShadows: ... I sent him a link to the logs.
[5:02:24 PM] Salem: good
[5:03:19 PM] DarkShadows: I do feel better knowing I have another friend in here...
[5:03:40 PM] Salem: Am I a friend?
[5:04:15 PM] DarkShadows: ... As far as I know for now you are...
[5:04:34 PM] DarkShadows: We can't really afford to make enemies... I'm sorry I jumped to conclusions.
[5:04:59 PM] Salem: I'm only an enemy of Pandora
[5:05:54 PM] DarkShadows: ... who is apparently known by a title that amounts to "The Traitorous Traitor Who Will Be A Total Traitor, Like TOTES You Guys."
[5:06:05 PM] DarkShadows: Pandora that is.
[5:06:22 PM] DarkShadows: which doesn't bode well for anyone ever.
[5:06:26 PM] Ein FearofSomething: I suggest we kill everyone with posion.
[5:06:29 PM] DarkShadows: Ein...
[5:06:31 PM] DarkShadows: no.
[5:06:38 PM] Salem: that sounds wonderful
[5:06:42 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Well if you don't want my ideas.
[5:06:54 PM] DarkShadows: We kill anyone, the universe goes kabloosh.
[5:07:13 PM] Ein FearofSomething: I guess the crazy idiotic 14 year old can just jump off a small ledge and be done with it.
[5:07:26 PM] DarkShadows: Please don't.
[5:07:39 PM] Ein FearofSomething: well, we can trap everyone in, like.
[5:07:46 PM] Ein FearofSomething: A GIANT glass jar.
[5:08:00 PM] Ein FearofSomething: And then we can feed them and bathe them and all that.
[5:08:27 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Or dig to China.
[5:08:29 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Your choice.
[5:08:46 PM] Salem: we have the Seal
[5:08:51 PM] Salem: kind of a giant glass jar
[5:08:57 PM] DarkShadows: Which is basically a glass jar.
[5:09:18 PM] Salem: Do you mind me killing Pandora?
[5:09:19 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: But the Seal takes time to eat people
[5:09:24 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Great. Let's gather up everyone and fill 'em up with Nuero Toxin!
[5:09:25 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Aparrently
[5:09:37 PM] DarkShadows: Salem, we might kinda need Pandora to do something.
[5:09:41 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Yes, Salem, we kind of do mind.
[5:10:17 PM] DarkShadows: And Pandora is kind of an Exist if he's still alive, making him sorta eldritch, making him a bad idea to kill lest everything explode.
[5:11:25 PM] Salem: I want him dead
[5:11:26 PM] Ein FearofSomething: The beeping sound is wonderful when you do things.
[5:11:33 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Beep beepbeepbeep.
[5:11:43 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Ein, shhhhh
[5:11:47 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: This is srs
[5:11:53 PM] DarkShadows: Well why do you want him dead?
[5:11:55 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Why be serious?
[5:12:01 PM] DarkShadows: What'd he do to you?
[5:12:01 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Being serious is not funnnn.
[5:12:12 PM] DarkShadows: Ein. This isn't about having fun.
[5:12:12 PM] Salem: He made me who I am today.
[5:12:19 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Because the omniverse is kinda in danger of exploding
[5:12:29 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: That is why we are being serious
[5:12:40 PM] Salem: [5:11 PM] Salem:

<<< He made me who I am today.
[5:12:44 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: How?
[5:12:44 PM] Ein FearofSomething: It's like one of my Japanese Animes!
[5:12:51 PM] DarkShadows: What did he do to make you the way you are?
[5:13:03 PM] Ein FearofSomething: All they did was rally up a huge defence force and storm the castle of the bad-guy!
[5:13:07 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I do believe all animes are Japanese...
[5:13:21 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Some animes CAN be Western.
[5:13:32 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: right...
[5:13:44 PM] Salem: Pandora made me
[5:13:50 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Made you how?
[5:13:55 PM] Salem: do things, forced me to exile
[5:13:57 PM] Ein FearofSomething: How about we put on our one-piece jammies, and sing about where the wild ones are.
[5:13:59 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[5:13:59 PM] Salem: forced me to die
[5:14:16 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ... D:
[5:14:19 PM | Edited 5:14:38 PM] Salem: watched blissfully as I slowly died from the overwhelming pain
[5:14:29 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: DDDDDDD:
[5:14:31 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[5:14:33 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I...
[5:14:35 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Sounds like FUN!
[5:14:41 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I refuse to believe it.
[5:14:45 PM] DarkShadows: Ein, that's not funny.
[5:14:55 PM] DarkShadows: I've known Pandora for a while. He'd never...
[5:15:01 PM] Salem: Oh
[5:15:06 PM] Salem: so you trust him
[5:15:09 PM] Ein FearofSomething: There are things about people that are different.
[5:15:13 PM] Salem: but not people helping you?
[5:15:14 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: We do.
[5:15:15 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Yes.
[5:15:19 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Some people can change your mind to do other things.
[5:15:25 PM] Salem: Why do you trust Pandora?
[5:15:30 PM] DarkShadows: He's my friend...
[5:15:34 PM] Salem: oh
[5:15:35 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: He's our friend
[5:15:40 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: He's been our friend
[5:15:44 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: For a while now
[5:15:46 PM] Salem: and friends cant be terrible to other people?
[5:15:56 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ... well...
[5:16:56 PM] Salem: friends are human
[5:17:20 PM] Salem: humans are capable of doing things
[5:17:30 PM] DarkShadows: ... so are the eldritch.
[5:18:07 PM] Ein FearofSomething: But... If a human is capable of doing things. Then isn't a human more than capable of saving all of this?
[5:18:19 PM] Salem: true
[5:18:20 PM] Salem: What makes Pandora, so holy that you wont admit to what he has done?
[5:18:34 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: He's not holy, he's just...
[5:18:41 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: That doesn't seem like him
[5:18:48 PM] DarkShadows: ... I have no idea what or why he did anything. But humans tend to defend people they are friends with.
[5:19:01 PM] Ein FearofSomething: A human is the universe's most evilst creature. Meaning that a human, with enough time, can think of a way.
[5:19:05 PM] DarkShadows: Even then we can't kill him. He could screw things up if...
[5:19:22 PM] Ein FearofSomething: To be honest, to me, we aren't getting anywhere.
[5:19:49 PM] Salem: Pandora basically ripped out my heart and threw it into a fire
[5:20:01 PM] Salem: and then watched me squirm
[5:20:10 PM] Salem: the above statement is not literally
[5:20:18 PM] Salem: but the emotional turmoil
[5:20:19 PM] Salem: hurt
[5:20:35 PM] DarkShadows: ... Broke your heart, then?
[5:20:43 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Do we even have a plan for saving everything?
[5:20:50 PM] Ein FearofSomething: I think we just have a plan to talk alot.
[5:20:53 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Ein, read the logs
[5:21:01 PM] DarkShadows: Ein, read the logs
[5:21:10 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: NINJA'D
[5:21:13 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: (ninja)
[5:23:35 PM] Salem: He did break my heart
[5:23:40 PM] Salem: which I no longer posess
[5:23:42 PM] Salem: thanks to him
[5:23:57 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[5:24:04 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: What exactly did he do?
[5:24:14 PM] DarkShadows: ^
[5:24:50 PM] Salem: We were making out in the woods, as teenagers are prone to do...
[5:24:58 PM] Salem: when we met our thin friend
[5:25:02 PM] Salem: Slenderman
[5:25:17 PM] DarkShadows: *listens*
[5:25:35 PM] Salem: Instead of running he just stood and observed the Slenderman
[5:25:49 PM] Salem: "PANDORA WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE" I yelled
[5:26:02 PM] Salem: and almost started dragging him before he said
[5:26:08 PM] Salem: "I'm curious"
[5:26:20 PM] Salem: took my hand and threw me at the ground
[5:26:32 PM] Salem: which is when
[5:26:38 PM] Salem: Slenderman took me
[5:26:41 PM] Salem: limb from limb
[5:26:47 PM] Salem: as Pandora just watched
[5:27:34 PM] Salem: until I died
[5:27:42 PM] Salem: so yeah
[5:27:50 PM] Salem: not my most favorite person in the world
[5:28:08 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: O_____________________________________________O
[5:28:19 PM] DarkShadows: ... I'm... sorry.
[5:28:31 PM] Ein FearofSomething: You have my sorrow.
[5:28:53 PM] Salem: Thank you, but could you at least help me find him
[5:28:54 PM] Salem: or rather
[5:28:59 PM] Salem: contact me if you do
[5:29:26 PM] Salem: I'm everywhere on the web
[5:29:36 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Have you tried where you last saw him? That's normally how people find things.
[5:29:48 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ...
[5:29:51 PM] Salem: I last saw him moments before I died in the woods
[5:29:55 PM] Salem: I dont think that would work
[5:30:04 PM] Salem: I even tried going there
[5:30:07 PM] Salem: he wasnt there
[5:30:12 PM] Salem: but I have to depart
[5:30:17 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Do you know where he keeps his stuf- oh.
[5:30:24 PM] Salem: The Newborn is getting antsy
[5:30:33 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: The Newborn?
[5:30:33 PM] Salem: and trying to push me out
[5:30:40 PM] Salem: The Manufactured Newborn
[5:30:59 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Yes, but
[5:31:13 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: why is it getting ansty?
[5:31:22 PM] Salem: It doesnt like my presence
[5:31:26 PM] Salem: in its domain
[5:31:36 PM] Salem: The International Network
[5:31:41 PM] Salem: Internet for short
[5:31:52 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Oh
[5:31:57 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Y not?
[5:32:15 PM] DarkShadows: would you like someone running around your house uninvited?
[5:32:28 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Oh, true
[5:32:32 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: But
[5:32:40 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Aren't we all uninvited, then? o.O
[5:32:47 PM] Salem: Im an eldritch being
[5:32:50 PM] Salem: it feels threatened
[5:33:13 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: But other eldritch things have been using it
[5:33:21 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: for a while, it seems
[5:33:28 PM] Salem: ###SALEM <---- just type this and I'll appear 5 minutes later
[5:33:35 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ... okay...
[5:33:36 PM] Salem: call me when you find him
[5:33:41 PM] Salem: goodbye
[5:33:46 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: bye Sal
[5:33:56 PM] DarkShadows: ... goodbye.

AnotherYear Log 13 - Solomon

[9:57:54 PM] The Seal: Hello
[9:57:58 PM] The Seal: anyone here?
[9:58:48 PM] Mike Myers: I'm here.
[9:58:53 PM] Wally: I am too
[9:58:55 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I'm here now
[9:59:18 PM] The Seal: Ok, good. I've recieved some intel
[9:59:23 PM] The Seal: that the battle is still on-going
[9:59:28 PM] Wally: Ah
[9:59:34 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Ooh
[9:59:37 PM] The Seal: between Cold Boy and Slenderman
[9:59:44 PM] Mike Myers: Ooooh.
[9:59:49 PM] The Seal: seems like it might take some weeks or months
[9:59:53 PM] Mike Myers: o.o
[9:59:53 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: o.O
[9:59:54 PM] Mike Myers: Well.
[9:59:59 PM] Wally: Crap
[10:00:21 PM] Mike Myers: Is it because it's a huge army or are the two beings evenly matched?
[10:00:31 PM] The Seal: evenly matched I think
[10:00:33 PM] Mike Myers: Ah.
[10:00:36 PM] The Seal: I estimate 3 weeks
[10:00:43 PM] The Seal: also
[10:00:58 PM] Mike Myers: Go on?
[10:01:10 PM] The Seal: I recieved a message from Lovi on my other account that I made
[10:01:18 PM] Mike Myers: ?
[10:01:27 PM] Mike Myers: Ah. Creepy Harlequin Person.
[10:01:35 PM] Mike Myers: So- what was the message?
[10:01:36 PM | Edited 10:01:39 PM] The Seal: "Dark
Shadows"
[10:01:45 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[10:02:00 PM] The Seal: fuck skype cut it off
[10:02:09 PM] The Seal: damn my box fingers
[10:02:19 PM] Mike Myers: So... Lovi wants Shadows? Or am I mistaken?
[10:02:35 PM | Edited 10:02:40 PM] The Seal: "Dark.
Shadows.
Want.
Bring."
[10:02:46 PM] Mike Myers: So Lovi does want Shadows
[10:02:47 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: O___________________________________O
[10:02:50 PM] The Seal: yeah
[10:02:56 PM] Mike Myers: ...*is* it the Wooden Girl's servant?
[10:03:11 PM] The Seal: I asked a friend of mine who works with the Wooden Girl
[10:03:18 PM] The Seal: she says she has no idea who it is
[10:03:23 PM] Mike Myers: What about the Doll?
[10:03:31 PM] Mike Myers: Could it be one of the Doll's more elite?
[10:03:37 PM] Wally: Well they don't take Shadows without a fight
[10:03:41 PM] The Seal: Also my thought, but the Doll says she doesnt recruit servants
[10:03:42 PM] Mike Myers: Yeah.
[10:03:47 PM] Mike Myers: The Doll doesn't.
[10:03:57 PM] Mike Myers: So in that case
[10:04:09 PM] Mike Myers: I'm guessing either the Grotesque due to the clowny features OR it's a Sentimental.
[10:04:32 PM] The Seal: Hmm...
[10:05:23 PM | Edited 10:05:40 PM] Mike Myers: Probably a Sentimental. It's got the name for it.

Or could it be an Altered of its own right? I'm guessing not, but can't you guys- like- *sense* that or am I being xenocist?
[10:05:51 PM] The Seal: I can sense
[10:05:59 PM] The Seal: I cant get any reading of her
[10:06:21 PM] The Seal: I also got a message
[10:06:27 PM] The Seal: from a guy named Solomon
[10:06:35 PM] The Seal: http://anexistancedenied.tumblr.com/ <--- just linked me to his tumblr
[10:06:49 PM] The Seal: I've got a bad feeling about all of this
[10:07:31 PM] Mike Myers: So Solomon's omnicidal too?
[10:07:43 PM] Mike Myers: And *maybe* Lovi?
[10:08:05 PM] The Seal: Doesnt seem like he is omnicidal
[10:08:18 PM] Mike Myers: He wants to die but he understands the bad part of that?
[10:08:19 PM] The Seal: maybe he just wants his eldritchness absorbed by slenderman?
[10:08:28 PM] Mike Myers: Or maybe he's a Sentimental
[10:08:35 PM | Edited 10:08:46 PM] Mike Myers: and absorbing him would... well... kill him completely.
[10:08:58 PM] The Seal: he doesnt mention wanting to destroy the world
[10:09:01 PM] Mike Myers: True.
[10:09:43 PM] Mike Myers: But I'm just going to stay it safe and think any suicidal eldritch beings are also for the Cold Boy. Or at least they're beings to look after.
[10:10:45 PM] The Seal: I dont think that we should assume that every antagonistic force here has the same goal.
[10:10:54 PM] Mike Myers: True.
[10:11:07 PM] Mike Myers: I mean, Solomon *did* say something about facing the Wooden Girl.
[10:11:11 PM] Mike Myers: But still-
[10:12:15 PM] Mike Myers: we know that Lovi and Solomon are both unknowns here, and while Solomon is against the Wooden Girl I'll just assume that both of them are against us in some way, with a BIIIG "maybe" next to Solomon in parentheses.
[10:15:14 PM] The Seal: guys
[10:15:24 PM] The Seal: He just made another post
[10:15:24 PM] The Seal: http://anexistancedenied.tumblr.com/post/52512266445/log-ii-ladybugs
[10:16:29 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Observing us?
[10:16:40 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Through the blog, right?
[10:16:48 PM] The Seal: ...
[10:16:55 PM] The Seal: he seems pretty eldritch
[10:17:03 PM] The Seal: he might be overlooking us right now
[10:17:11 PM] The Seal: especially since he mentions our conversation
[10:18:14 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Wait, whenever we were in the tinychat, a mysterious guest came in and commented that we were all pretty odd, right?
[10:18:21 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Could that have been him?
[10:18:32 PM] Mike Myers: Okay.
[10:18:36 PM] Mike Myers: So Solomon's on our side.
[10:18:41 PM] Mike Myers: Is he a Sentimental?
[10:19:00 PM] Mike Myers: Mike Myers waits for Solomon's eldritch/hacker whatever to sense what I just said.
[10:19:01 PM] Mike Myers: :I
[10:19:02 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: [10:18 PM] Mike Myers:

<<< So Solomon's on our side.So we are led to believe...
[10:19:30 PM] Mike Myers: Solomon, what exactly are you if you are not human?

I'm sorry if this is too personal a question.
[10:21:04 PM] The Seal: ok
[10:21:05 PM] The Seal: http://anexistancedenied.tumblr.com/post/52512729630/log-iii-answer
[10:21:14 PM] Mike Myers: Ooooh.
[10:21:15 PM] The Seal: I think that answers the question if he's here or not
[10:21:18 PM] Mike Myers: Well...
[10:21:29 PM] Mike Myers: he's his own being
[10:21:34 PM] Mike Myers: trying to forge his own life
[10:21:53 PM | Edited 10:24:46 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: (Constant Wanderer cough cough)
[10:21:55 PM] Mike Myers: that's understandable and... well... something to be looked up to.
[10:22:05 PM] Mike Myers: Ceaseless Wanderer?
[10:22:12 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: No? It seems plausible
[10:22:15 PM] Mike Myers: You mean that maybe-maybe-not Fear thing?
[10:22:21 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Yeah, that
[10:22:29 PM] Mike Myers: If so I feel so bad
[10:22:34 PM] Mike Myers: he'll have to constantly go through each Domain
[10:22:35 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ^
[10:22:38 PM] Mike Myers: for the rest of eternity.
[10:22:42 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: :c
[10:23:34 PM] Solomon: This seems easier than answering through Tumblr
[10:23:43 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Oh?
[10:23:50 PM] Wally: That's the Constant Wanderer Brah
[10:23:57 PM] Solomon: Indeed
[10:23:58 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: That's what I said
[10:24:05 PM] Mike Myers: So... you're the Ceaseless Wanderer?
[10:24:18 PM] Solomon: Oh, no I'm not
[10:24:21 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[10:24:23 PM] Mike Myers: Okay.
[10:24:29 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Eh, worth a shot
[10:24:31 PM] Solomon: I was referring to his spelling error.
[10:24:35 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Oh
[10:24:53 PM] Mike Myers: Does the Constant Wanderer exist? *rubs chin in perplexment*
[10:24:58 PM] Solomon: I dont think so
[10:25:02 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: [10:21 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill:

<<< (Constant Wanderer cough cough)I don't know what you're talking about.
[10:25:04 PM] Solomon: Anyway old friends, what can I do you for?
[10:25:27 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: What are you, if I may ask?
[10:25:33 PM] Solomon: An entity
[10:25:42 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Oh yes, that explains a lot
[10:25:56 PM] Solomon: I don't know what better classification you want
[10:26:09 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: So you're just... that?
[10:26:15 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: o_O?
[10:27:08 PM] Mike Myers: You're not a Sentimental, Fear or Altered, but you are an eldritch being made by the Slender Man? Or if you were one of the three you aren't now and you're just forging your own life...?
[10:27:19 PM] Mike Myers: Kudos to you, sir.
[10:27:36 PM] Solomon: [10:26 PM] Mike Myers:

<<<  eldritch being made by the Slender ManNo
[10:27:42 PM] Mike Myers: No?
[10:27:47 PM] Mike Myers: You said... of the Giant... and I assumed
[10:27:47 PM] Mike Myers: nm.
[10:27:58 PM] Solomon: You thought I was
[10:28:03 PM] Solomon: I denied it
[10:28:06 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[10:28:09 PM] Mike Myers: Okay.
[10:28:12 PM] Mike Myers: I'm sorry.
[10:28:37 PM] Mike Myers: It's just every single eldritch being I know of spawned from the Slender Man.

Yeah I understand and I'm sorry. :c
[10:28:54 PM] Solomon: I have nothing to do with the fears, Slenderman, altered or sentimentals.
[10:28:58 PM] Solomon: I am simply me
[10:29:01 PM] Solomon: Solomon
[10:29:01 PM] Mike Myers: You are simply you.
[10:29:29 PM] Mike Myers: But you're something other than human.

Well that proves that Slender Man isn't the center of all eldritch power.
[10:30:23 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: So, Solomon... What do you do? Surely there's something that classifies you as eldritch, right? What... what would that be?
[10:30:43 PM] Solomon: god?
[10:30:55 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ... o.O?
[10:31:44 PM] Mike Myers: You were told by God that you're something other than human?
[10:32:16 PM] Solomon: no, I was simply just thinking out loud about classification.
[10:32:18 PM] Solomon: I am a being, just face that. I don't think I can be classified.
[10:32:31 PM] Mike Myers: Ahhh.
[10:33:35 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: But what is it that you do? What is it that makes you eldritch? Do you have like weird powers or something?
[10:33:55 PM] Solomon: I can travel
[10:34:03 PM] Solomon: in time and space
[10:34:08 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[10:34:09 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Ahh
[10:34:09 PM] Solomon: from what I gather
[10:34:12 PM] Mike Myers: I see.
[10:34:46 PM] Wally: Sounds like a useful ability
[10:34:53 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ^
[10:35:42 PM] Solomon: Depends
[10:36:21 PM] Solomon: How I got this ability
[10:36:24 PM] Solomon: was hellish
[10:36:35 PM] Mike Myers: How... did you get this ability?
[10:36:48 PM] Solomon: I used to be human
[10:37:08 PM] Solomon: I used to be so much, I used to be able to just die
[10:37:11 PM] Solomon: and I have
[10:37:22 PM] Solomon: death feels wonderful after all this woe
[10:37:30 PM] Solomon: I wasnt a happy human
[10:37:57 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[10:38:11 PM] Solomon: Yeah
[10:38:36 PM] Solomon: I got this ability, from something
[10:38:43 PM] Solomon: I dont remember what it was
[10:38:45 PM] Solomon: another entity
[10:39:06 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Slenderman?
[10:39:14 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: *SHOT*
[10:39:51 PM] Solomon: ...
[10:40:04 PM] Solomon: I wouldn't use my shotgun on you ladybugs
[10:40:16 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Good to know?
[10:40:20 PM] Solomon: bullets get expensive
[10:40:23 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Good to know.
[10:41:34 PM] Solomon: Did you want to ask more questions?
[10:41:41 PM] Solomon: I'd be happy to answer.
[10:41:57 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ... How much do you know about what's going on?
[10:42:10 PM] Solomon: Almost nothing
[10:42:18 PM] Wally: Damn
[10:42:22 PM] Solomon: I hear Slenderman & The Cold Boy are fighting
[10:42:38 PM] Solomon: and the Wooden Mistress has been such a burden recently for some reason.
[10:43:03 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: *sigh* well, it was worth a shot :/
[10:44:24 PM] Mike Myers: How do you know we were known as "ladybugs"?
[10:44:25 PM] Mike Myers: :I
[10:44:38 PM] Solomon: I was told
[10:44:44 PM] Mike Myers: By whom?
[10:44:57 PM] Solomon: people, friends I know a long time ago
[10:45:06 PM] Mike Myers: Ah, I see.
[10:45:10 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: hm
[10:45:55 PM] Solomon: What?
[10:46:17 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: huh? Oh, nothing, just thinking
[10:46:32 PM] Solomon: what were you thinking?
[10:46:55 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Just... stuff. It's not important...
[10:48:42 PM] Solomon: I believe I must depart, since The Seal wishes his computer back.
[10:48:54 PM] Solomon: He was kind enough to allow me to chat with you
[10:49:01 PM | Edited 10:49:07 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Okay, bye Solomon
[10:49:09 PM] Solomon: I meant she, I apologize
[10:49:18 PM] Solomon: Its been a while, I forgot
[10:49:42 PM] Solomon: The wooden mistress is demanding a shot to the face again.
[10:49:44 PM] Solomon: It wont kill her
[10:49:52 PM] Solomon: but its fun to watch her head blow off
[10:50:15 PM] DarkShadows: ... I just read the rest of the chat.
[10:50:24 PM] Solomon: Oh
[10:50:28 PM] Solomon: DarkShadows
[10:50:35 PM] DarkShadows: Solomon.
[10:50:39 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Shadows!
[10:50:47 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill tacklehuggles Shadows
[10:50:51 PM] Solomon: TheSeal has to wait longer, I don't want to miss this chance
[10:50:55 PM] Solomon: of talking to DarkShadows
[10:51:01 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: oh?
[10:51:05 PM] DarkShadows: I went to go drink... I need it after what I just read up there.
[10:51:12 PM] DarkShadows: The fuck is with this Lovi person, Solomon?
[10:51:17 PM] Solomon: Lovi
[10:51:24 PM] Solomon: Lovi is part of the group I'm in
[10:51:28 PM] Solomon: The Chasers
[10:51:36 PM] DarkShadows: ... The Chasers, explain what you are.
[10:51:47 PM] Solomon: we chase
[10:51:50 PM] Solomon: our dreams
[10:51:55 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ...
[10:52:00 PM] DarkShadows: ... You chase your dreams. Sounds vague to me
[10:52:08 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Who all are in your group?
[10:52:20 PM] DarkShadows: Why does Lovi want me?
[10:52:27 PM] Solomon: We are entities, that belong to no other entity.
[10:52:44 PM] Solomon: We help each other as much as we seem fit
[10:52:46 PM] Solomon: and our goal
[10:52:53 PM] Solomon: is to achieve our goals
[10:52:57 PM] Solomon: simply put
[10:53:13 PM] DarkShadows: hm.
[10:53:21 PM] DarkShadows: ... But still, why does Lovi want me?
[10:53:22 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: [10:52 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill:

<<< Who all are in your group?
[10:53:45 PM] Solomon: ^ Myself, Lovi(her real name is Loviatar), Gideon and Salem
[10:54:18 PM] Solomon: I do not know what Loviatar wants. She has always been vague about her goal.
[10:54:21 PM] DarkShadows: ... what the hell kind of name is "Loviatar". Sounds like a Pokemon. Hey, bible name, bible name, bible name, and name that is weird.
[10:54:23 PM] DarkShadows: hm
[10:54:29 PM] DarkShadows: What do the others want.
[10:54:42 PM] Solomon: I wish to become human, to live life like I used to.
[10:54:49 PM] Solomon: Gideon wishes the same
[10:55:07 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill:  Maybe Loviatar is some different way of spelling Leviathan? If so, another bible name :I
[10:55:19 PM] DarkShadows: that... does not sound good then, brah.
[10:55:32 PM] Solomon: Salem, wishes something else...I do not know. It involves the Giant.
[10:55:42 PM] DarkShadows: hm
[10:55:47 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: What does Lovi wish?
[10:55:55 PM] Solomon: again I dont know
[10:55:59 PM] DarkShadows: Yeah we kind of need the Giant, if it's who i think you're referring to.
[10:55:59 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Oh
[10:56:24 PM] DarkShadows: Solomon, is what your group wishes going to utterly destroy reality>
[10:56:35 PM] Solomon: Most likely not.
[10:56:42 PM] Solomon: if we do everything safely
[10:56:45 PM] DarkShadows: Hm. You wish nobody dead?
[10:56:54 PM] Solomon: Lovi & Salem might
[10:56:56 PM] Solomon: I don't know
[10:57:05 PM] Solomon: Me & Gideon do not
[10:57:35 PM] DarkShadows: ... question, Solomon. Should I be afraid of Lovi? She obviously wants to speak with me... but for what I'm not sure, and I don't like the secrecy. I'm not good with it.
[10:58:38 PM] Solomon: I would be and I have been afraid of her in the past.
[10:58:51 PM] DarkShadows: ... Understood.
[10:58:59 PM] DarkShadows: ... Why are you helping us, exactly?
[10:59:24 PM] Solomon: I've always helped you. I consider you my friends.
[11:01:50 PM] Solomon: I've overlooked you for what seems like an eternity now.
[11:02:01 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[11:02:06 PM] DarkShadows: Hm. Explain.
[11:02:17 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I doubt we've lived for an eternity
[11:02:20 PM] DarkShadows: ^
[11:02:35 PM] DarkShadows: I've lived 21 years, and around eight of those years were panic.
[11:02:56 PM] Solomon: what seems like an eternity.
[11:03:02 PM] Solomon: I didnt mean this literally
[11:04:31 PM] Mike Myers: Okay.
[11:04:56 PM] DarkShadows: oh.
[11:04:56 PM] Solomon: Dark
[11:04:58 PM] DarkShadows: yes?
[11:05:06 PM] Solomon: I must confess something.
[11:05:16 PM] DarkShadows: ... go ahead.
[11:06:22 PM] Solomon: During our meetings in the past, I've developed a liking to you.
[11:06:39 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Everybody loves Shadows
[11:06:40 PM] DarkShadows: We've met before...? How many times?
[11:06:51 PM] DarkShadows: apparently so, Brah. Why am I so attractive to eldritch beings?
[11:07:12 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: We love you too, Shadows. You're probably just attractive. :I
[11:07:36 PM] Solomon: [11:05 PM] DarkShadows:

<<< We've met before...? How many times?We've met several times. To qoute Firebrand from Tribe Twelve. An old soul from the past sends his regards.
[11:07:50 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: o___O
[11:08:39 PM] DarkShadows: hm.
[11:08:55 PM] DarkShadows: Many lifetimes then. So what you mean to say, is reincarnation exists?
[11:09:15 PM] Solomon: Its complicated.
[11:09:32 PM] DarkShadows: Hm.
[11:10:01 PM] DarkShadows: ... Solomon, what exactly did I create that was "Forsaken"? Or is it I that is forsaken? Or are you also not allowed to say?
[11:10:20 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I don't think he's allowed to say.
[11:10:27 PM] Solomon: I can say this much
[11:10:28 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: No one is, after all
[11:10:44 PM] Solomon: The being that you created is the reason you are forsaken by other beings.
[11:11:12 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[11:11:18 PM] DarkShadows: I am... forsaken by other beings?
[11:11:19 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ...
[11:11:25 PM] DarkShadows: and I created another being?
[11:11:35 PM] DarkShadows: ... I... I don't understand... how...
[11:12:03 PM] DarkShadows: ... Do you mean forsaken as in "feared", or as in... abandoned?
[11:12:07 PM] DarkShadows: I don't wanna be alone.
[11:12:20 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Pretty sure forsaken doesn't mean feared :I
[11:12:34 PM] Solomon: forsaken as in
[11:12:50 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: o_O?
[11:12:54 PM] Solomon: Renounce or give up
[11:13:05 PM] DarkShadows: ... I've been given up on, then?
[11:13:06 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ...
[11:13:17 PM] Solomon: except The Giant
[11:13:21 PM] Solomon: and the Weeping one
[11:13:29 PM] DarkShadows: ... why do they believe in me, then?
[11:13:40 PM] Solomon: they are curious
[11:13:42 PM] Solomon: how you work
[11:13:46 PM] Solomon: why you work
[11:13:49 PM] Solomon: how you create
[11:14:06 PM] DarkShadows: ... I... I don't know.
[11:14:25 PM] DarkShadows: I don't know any of the answers, I don't know what is going to happen, and I'm scared.
[11:14:45 PM] Solomon: Didnt expect you to know
[11:16:02 PM] DarkShadows: ... How the hell do I create anything... if I don't know how I created it.
[11:17:00 PM] Solomon: subconcious
[11:17:26 PM] DarkShadows: ... So in other words... if I dream it, I literally can make it.
[11:18:37 PM] Solomon: not exactly
[11:18:39 PM] Solomon: again
[11:18:41 PM] Solomon: its complicated
[11:18:51 PM] Solomon: you will probably never control it
[11:18:56 PM] Solomon: its not something you can control
[11:19:11 PM] DarkShadows: ... then how the hell do I stop these creations from hurting anyone else?
[11:19:20 PM] Solomon: You cant
[11:19:26 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[11:19:45 PM] DarkShadows: ... Then what the fuck do I do?
[11:19:50 PM] DarkShadows: I've had nothing but bad fucking news
[11:19:54 PM] DarkShadows: since I got in this damn chat
[11:20:12 PM] DarkShadows: I'm sick of fucking feeling like everything I do is gonna lead to horrible everything
[11:20:35 PM] DarkShadows: I didn't want this shit, I didn't ask those tree creeps to start following me, all I ever fucking did *was take a walk int he goddamn woods when I was 13*
[11:20:38 PM] DarkShadows: And now fucking this
[11:20:41 PM] DarkShadows: I'm so fucking done
[11:20:43 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[11:20:48 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[11:20:48 PM] DarkShadows: ... I..
[11:20:54 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[11:20:56 PM] DarkShadows: *cries*
[11:21:05 PM] Solomon: I've got good news
[11:21:05 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: (hug)
[11:21:36 PM] DarkShadows: then fucking tell me before I go hide in the corner and cry myself to fucking sleep
[11:21:45 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[11:21:49 PM] DarkShadows: because I'm sick to fucking death of being fucking scared *all the fucking time*
[11:21:49 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: (hug)
[11:22:55 PM] Solomon: You have a secret weapon
[11:22:58 PM] Solomon: that the others
[11:23:01 PM] Solomon: dont know about
[11:23:22 PM] DarkShadows: ... Great. So if I get kidnapped or offed or otherwise taken the universe is fucked.
[11:23:31 PM] Solomon: no
[11:23:37 PM] Solomon: you are not the secret weapon
[11:23:41 PM | Edited 11:23:44 PM] Solomon: Its your friend
[11:23:55 PM] Solomon: who is a key to the Fluid
[11:24:00 PM] DarkShadows: ... the fluid...
[11:24:09 PM] Solomon: two beings, lying dormant in the core of the earth
[11:24:12 PM] Solomon: one good
[11:24:15 PM] Solomon: one bad
[11:24:27 PM] DarkShadows: ... and it depends on which one you feed, like the wolves?
[11:24:42 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: wolves? o.O
[11:24:52 PM] Solomon: which one is good and which one is bad is a constant
[11:24:54 PM] Solomon: awake the right one
[11:25:02 PM] Solomon: and that should help immensly
[11:25:13 PM] DarkShadows: There's an old Cherokee story about two wolves. One is good, the other evil. Which one wins? The one you feed.
[11:25:21 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: O.O
[11:25:43 PM] DarkShadows: *nods* ... Understood. Is there any way to know the names of these beings, or how we awaken them?
[11:26:43 PM] Solomon: bring the key
[11:26:51 PM] Solomon: to the beings' temple
[11:27:09 PM] Solomon: The two beings are
[11:27:27 PM] Solomon: Uriel & Vion
[11:27:35 PM] Solomon: Do not wake Uriel
[11:27:59 PM] Solomon: Awake Vion
[11:28:54 PM] DarkShadows: ... Understood.
[11:29:12 PM] Solomon: I suppose you want to know who the key is.
[11:29:20 PM] DarkShadows: Yes.
[11:30:00 PM] Solomon: Pandora
[11:30:25 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Why am I not surprised?
[11:30:41 PM] DarkShadows: Great, but ze's kinda dead yo.
[11:31:16 PM] Solomon: simple
[11:31:19 PM] Solomon: awaken the key
[11:31:30 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Awaken how?
[11:31:37 PM] DarkShadows: how do you awaken something dead.
[11:31:44 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: He's not dead
[11:31:46 PM] Solomon: bring him back to life
[11:32:14 PM] DarkShadows: ... Brah, he got eated. I'm oretty sure he's dead.
[11:32:34 PM] DarkShadows: brb
[11:33:02 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: True...
[11:37:03 PM] Solomon: brb
[11:37:26 PM] Solomon: or actually
[11:37:29 PM] Solomon: I have to leave
[11:37:33 PM] Solomon: the Wooden Mistress
[11:37:41 PM] Solomon: is calling for my bullets
[11:37:47 PM] Solomon: as I like to say
[11:37:51 PM] Solomon: godbay
[11:37:54 PM] Solomon: ~Solomon
[11:38:00 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: bye Sol
[11:38:08 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I'm calling you that btw
[11:38:17 PM] DarkShadows: back
[11:38:21 PM] DarkShadows: ... goodbye

Log 12 - Goodbye Pandora

So, this account was logged in. Hi, I'm The Seal and have become an honorary ladybug. Because of recent events that will be made clear by the others later on Pandora is no longer capable of logging. I'll have to do it for him.

May he rest in piece.

~The Seal


[00:20:56] Lily: Hey
[00:21:03] DarkShadows: hi
[00:21:11] Lily: So what is the current situation
[00:21:17] Lily: This is Jazz
[00:21:18] DarkShadows: Not sure.
[00:21:20] DarkShadows: Hi Jazz.
[00:22:08] DarkShadows: Well apparently Exa is neutral, I'm the "Forsaken Creator" which I can only assume is bad, and Pandy eating the slime is an experiment to see what happens when someone does.
[00:22:33] Lily: I already knew about the Forsaken Creator thing
[00:22:38] Lily: but the rest is news to me
[00:24:14] DarkShadows: ... I wish I knew what that title meant. I'm nervous. Again.
[00:24:29] DarkShadows: Fuck it, I'm dumb. Always scared over stupid shit. I'm done.
[00:24:36] Lily: I know what it means.
[00:24:42] DarkShadows: But you can't tell me.
[00:24:46] Lily: Im not allowed to tell you
[00:24:47] Lily: yeah
[00:24:49] DarkShadows: *sighs*
[00:25:11] Not Wally: Why can't you tell her?
[00:25:23] DarkShadows: ^
[00:25:29] Lily: the blind man forbids it
[00:25:43] Lily: it could cause a butterfly effect
[00:26:21] DarkShadows: *nods*
[00:31:28] Lily: guys
[00:31:45] Lily: I was contacted by the Seal
[00:31:49] DarkShadows: you were?
[00:32:00] Lily: someone took over his youtube account
[00:32:12] DarkShadows: ...
[00:32:15] DarkShadows: huh
[00:32:21] DarkShadows: that's... bad.
[00:32:23] Lily: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdABpHVyy60 <--- posted this video
[00:33:16] DarkShadows: huh...
[00:33:45] Lily: I spy with my little eye something beginning with gay clown
[00:33:51] DarkShadows: XD
[00:34:01] DarkShadows: What's up with the messed up part at the end...
[00:34:18] Lily: Seems like the distortion dad leaves
[00:34:21] Lily: but different
[00:34:26] Lily: very different
[00:34:39] DarkShadows: huh
[00:34:39] Lily: why would someone hack a youtube account
[00:34:41] DarkShadows: ^
[00:34:47] DarkShadows: just to say hello...?
[00:34:52] Lily: just to make a clown video of them talking
[00:34:53] Lily: yeah
[00:35:03] DarkShadows: And I know this person didn't make that channel.
[00:35:09] Lily: Is...is this another enemy?
[00:35:55] DarkShadows: ... I am not sure, but I don't like the idea of someone who takes oevr a youtube channel just to say hi. That's rather... Observerish.
[00:36:34] Lily: appearantly not a very original being
[00:37:21] DarkShadows: nope.
[00:37:24] Pandadora: heres a theory
[00:37:35] Pandadora: what if this is some sort of observing being
[00:37:43] Pandadora: or
[00:37:55] Pandadora: what if it is just some dumb kid who likes clowns
[00:37:58] Pandadora: and hacking
[00:38:21] DarkShadows: Probably. Maybe someone goofing arounf.
[00:38:23] DarkShadows: *around
[00:38:27] Not Wally: Yeah
[00:38:44] Lily: do we really want to risk this stabbing us in the back?
[00:38:55] DarkShadows: ... no.
[00:38:59 | Edited 00:39:11] Not Wally: Nope
[00:39:11] Pandadora: no
[00:39:42] Pandadora: she sounds cute though >.> how can anything evil sound this cute?
[00:40:13] Lily: ...
[00:40:22] Lily: *cough*
[00:40:30] Lily: Pandora just go in the corner
[00:40:42] Pandadora: <.<
[00:40:44] DarkShadows: ...
[00:40:55] Lily: What do we do?
[00:41:00] DarkShadows: Pandora, cats can be both cute and evil.
[00:41:13] DarkShadows: ... I'm not sure. Get in contact with them? see what they're up to?
[00:41:23] Lily: maybe comment on the video
[00:41:55] DarkShadows: ok.
[00:42:01] DarkShadows: let me use a throaway account though.
[00:43:33] Mike Myers: Hi guys.
[00:43:38] Lily: Lily has been asleep a lot lately and Neva & Jessica have just been around.
[00:43:41] Lily: Hello Zack
[00:43:46] Lily: whats up daddio
[00:44:09] Lily: we are talking about the video we found on The Seal's account
[00:44:10] Mike Myers: I've been writing and listening to songs mainly
[00:44:21] Mike Myers: so what's up with Creepy Harlequin Person?
[00:45:06] Lily: we dont know
[00:45:10] Lily: oh
[00:45:13] DarkShadows: ...
[00:45:18] Lily: Maybe its a doll?
[00:45:20] DarkShadows: Youtube's being a dick, hang on
[00:46:21] Lily: Zack, got any theories?
[00:46:59] Mike Myers: Erm-
[00:47:03] Mike Myers: Wooden Girl Doll OR
[00:47:06] Mike Myers: Huh.
[00:47:24] Mike Myers: It wouldn't be the Grotesque, and while the person is a good hacker it couldn't be the Manufactured Newborn
[00:47:35] Mike Myers: is it a Sentimental we don't know?
[00:47:43] Mike Myers: Is it an Altered or Altered Servant?
[00:47:59] Lily: If it is then its of something we dont know yet
[00:49:01] Lily: worst case scenario we just stepped into a world of pain
[00:49:20] Pandadora: best case scenario?
[00:49:26] Lily: its just some kid
[00:49:37] Mike Myers: Ah.
[00:49:53] DarkShadows: I'm not honestly sure. Ask a Fear?
[00:49:54] Mike Myers: Maybe someone who believes that all this is fake and just wants to "gamejack" or whatever the term is?
[00:49:57] Mike Myers: XD
[00:50:03] Mike Myers: Idiots don't know what they're facing.
[00:50:33] DarkShadows: maybe
[00:50:48] Lily: lol
[00:52:12] Pandadora: that would be hillarious
[00:54:15] Pandadora: at least she is peaceful
[00:54:19] Pandadora: so far
[00:54:21] Bunny: What's going on?
[00:54:36] Pandadora: somebody hacked the Seal's account
[00:54:42] Pandadora: posted creepy clown video
[00:54:46] Pandadora: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdABpHVyy60&feature=youtu.be
[00:54:49] Pandadora: watch it
[00:55:16] DarkShadows: ^
[00:55:30] Bunny: The fuck
[00:57:08] Pandadora: IKR
[00:57:10] Pandadora: I DONT EVEN
[00:57:25] Bunny: Is this like
[00:57:35] Bunny: A Wooden Girl puppet er
[00:57:40] DarkShadows: I have no idea.
[00:58:10] Lily: Actually no, I dont think so. The Wooden Girl would broadcast stuff like this through Tower TV
[00:58:21] Lily: not a random youtube channel
[00:58:36] Lily: unless this is somehow linked to Tower TV
[00:59:40] Mike Myers: Probably not one of the Doll's dolls either.

Aren't they like- stuck in porcelain or something?
[01:00:26] The Handed One: Most likely. Anyway, I apologize for
[01:00:31] The Handed One: dropping in like this
[01:00:37] DarkShadows: ...
[01:00:48] The Handed One: Exa really needs better guarding of her domain
[01:00:53] DarkShadows: What are you doing here?
[01:01:11] The Handed One: oh, just to say hi...get some coffee and chat about our day
[01:01:17] The Handed One: what do you think I'm doing here?
[01:01:32] DarkShadows: Trying to cause more trouble.
[01:01:36] The Handed One: bingo
[01:01:46] DarkShadows: *sighs* Great.
[01:01:57] The Handed One: I actually have already succeeded in doing so
[01:02:05] DarkShadows: ... what?
[01:02:11] Mike Myers: Oh shit.
[01:02:18] Mike Myers: ...erm... did you massacre things?
[01:02:24] The Handed One: you could say that
[01:02:28] DarkShadows: How did you cause troubel now?
[01:02:29] Not Wally: Fuck man
[01:02:37] Bunny: God dammit.
[01:03:18] Mike Myers: Did you kill someone we know? o.o
[01:03:21] Mike Myers: Fuuuck.
[01:03:25] The Handed One: I ate the person that was blindly minding its own business here. I doubt Exa will be happy losing her top servant, but...what do you wanna do. He was quite in the way of things and I needed access to this group.
[01:04:06] The Handed One: so yeah, I'm betting thats a "trouble" for you guys.
[01:04:17] DarkShadows: ...
[01:04:24] Bunny: PANDORA NO
[01:04:26] DarkShadows: WHY DID YOU EAT PANDORA
[01:04:28] DarkShadows: DUDE
[01:04:32] Bunny: YOU LITTLE SHIT
[01:04:37] Not Wally: You bastard!
[01:04:42] Not Wally: I'll kill you!
[01:04:46] DarkShadows: I swear to fucking god, we have backup.
[01:04:48] DarkShadows: Wally, don't.
[01:04:50] The Handed One: DarkShadows: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL that kills people!
[01:05:13] The Handed One: I can be funny too
[01:05:15] DarkShadows: ... That isn't funny you asshole.
[01:05:16] Bunny: NO
[01:05:38] DarkShadows: We have backup so fucking hard you will regret every. single. second of what you did.
[01:05:47] Not Wally: Fuck you, you mutated piece of shit!
[01:06:07] DarkShadows: ...
[01:06:15] DarkShadows: Jesus.
[01:06:16] Bunny: YOU FUCKING FUCK- oh Handy btw do you know who posted that video on the Seal's youtube?
[01:06:24] The Handed One: Oh
[01:06:33] The Handed One: why don't you ask the Forsaken Creator
[01:06:36] The Handed One: she should know
[01:06:43] The Handed One: on some level or another
[01:06:44] Not Wally: What?
[01:06:45] DarkShadows: Oh Like I would fucking know who some random clown-masked person is.
[01:06:51] The Handed One: ...
[01:06:58] The Handed One: Fine maybe you dont know
[01:07:08] The Handed One: but, you know...prophecy and stuff
[01:07:11] The Handed One: yada yada
[01:07:32] DarkShadows: ... you telling me that chick in the mask has something to do with the prophecy?
[01:07:51] The Handed One: oh
[01:07:55] The Handed One: just catching on now
[01:08:03] The Handed One: hahah, bit slow are you Dark
[01:08:15] DarkShadows: Well seeing as this is the first I've heard of it.
[01:08:36] Mike Myers: Prophecy? o.o
[01:08:57] DarkShadows: How am I supposed to know about some random chick if *nobody will tell me anything about the prophecy*?
[01:09:06] DarkShadows: Go read the logs, Zack. catch up.
[01:09:23] The Handed One: your friend tasted like a combination of sushi and chicken, quite tasty actually. I didnt even BBQ him, although that would be nice...lovely weather for it.
[01:09:46] Not Wally: ...
[01:09:48] DarkShadows: ... I'm going to pretend you didn't say that, and go back to ignoring you. Don't get too cocky.
[01:10:00] DarkShadows: Your days are just as numbered.
[01:10:30] The Handed One: oh, you know I hate to ruin your fun but isnt there a problem
[01:10:37] The Handed One: with me not being able to be killed
[01:10:37] DarkShadows: Yeah, you.
[01:10:40] Mike Myers: Handed One, eventually you'll have to face eldritch justice for all the possibly millions of deaths you caused and the attempted murder of an infinite number more.
[01:10:44] The Handed One: without the universe collapsing
[01:10:48] DarkShadows: Who said we were gonna do something to kill you?
[01:10:53] Mike Myers: You might not die, but you're going to suffer.
[01:10:54] Mike Myers: :I
[01:11:04] The Handed One: oh, seal me up with the Seal?
[01:11:07] DarkShadows: There's far worse things than death.
[01:11:12] DarkShadows: Oh no. You'll see.
[01:11:14] Mike Myers: Nope.
[01:11:43] Not Wally: You're going to pay for what you did to Panda
[01:11:50] The Handed One: speaking of the Seal. Guess what being can be locked inside a trunk in my basement?
[01:12:10] DarkShadows: Guess who can find anyone and anything and is going to kick your ass.
[01:12:39] DarkShadows: There are power tiers, handjob. And you're not as strong as you think you are.
[01:13:05 | Edited 01:13:15] Mike Myers: Here's three hints.

Two words, omnipresent, and practically all-powerful.
[01:13:31] DarkShadows: And also, on our side.
[01:13:43] The Handed One: oh, really... XD
[01:13:50] Mike Myers: You son of a bitch. Listen, if you so much as kill one more being, break a single baby bone, and your suffering will last for the rest of eternity twofold you sonofabitch.

And this is of course on top of the hundred-fold worsening for killing Panda.
[01:14:15] Mike Myers: ...okay I'll hide now.
[01:14:36] The Handed One: Hmm...
[01:14:45] The Handed One: what is this slime I'm covered in
[01:14:49] The Handed One: its everywhere
[01:15:01] Mike Myers: ...Shadows?
[01:15:06] DarkShadows: ?
[01:15:08] Mike Myers: Do you think the slime means...?
[01:15:11] DarkShadows: ...
[01:15:14] Mike Myers: Ooooh I hope it means what I think it means.
[01:15:18] DarkShadows: Oh so do I.
[01:15:20] Mike Myers: Mike Myers sits down and pulls out popcorn.
[01:15:24] The Handed One: what is the slime
[01:15:27] DarkShadows: DarkShadows shares popcorn
[01:15:28] Mike Myers: Taste venegance you baby-devouring piece of shit.
[01:15:28] The Handed One: somebody tell me
[01:15:30] Mike Myers: Mike Myers eats popcorn.
[01:15:38] Mike Myers: ...I hope my theory's not wrong.
[01:15:43] DarkShadows: No, I can't. Part of the prophecy. *snarky*
[01:15:51] The Handed One: LOL
[01:16:06] The Handed One: Ok, ehm Im guessing you think Slenderman is going to show up
[01:16:06] Mike Myers: So... about how much slime is on you?
[01:16:10] Mike Myers: Nope.
[01:16:14] DarkShadows: *laughs*
[01:16:16] DarkShadows: nope.
[01:16:19] Mike Myers: But the slime indicates something else.
[01:16:28] Bunny: Wow Handjob you're stupid as fuck
[01:16:36] DarkShadows: Something else you won't like.
[01:17:01] DarkShadows: Is the slime grey, Handjob?
[01:17:21] The Handed One: well yeah
[01:17:37] DarkShadows: *evil little smirk*
[01:17:45] DarkShadows: smile and nod, boys, smile and nod.
[01:17:47] Mike Myers: Wait one more question Handed One.
[01:17:51] The Handed One: what?
[01:17:52] Mike Myers: How many babies have you killed?
[01:17:56] The Handed One: none
[01:17:58] Mike Myers: Oh.
[01:17:59] The Handed One: I dont kill babies
[01:17:59] Mike Myers: Good.
[01:18:02] Mike Myers: At least there's that.
[01:18:04] Mike Myers: But still.
[01:18:07] Mike Myers: You killed Panda
[01:18:09] Mike Myers: not good.
[01:18:19] DarkShadows: *checks watch*
[01:18:24] The Handed One: Oh
[01:18:26] The Handed One: I get it
[01:18:31] The Handed One: you are waiting for Exa
[01:18:34] Mike Myers: Erm, no.
[01:18:40] Mike Myers: Well, yes.
[01:18:53] Mike Myers: But who knows? The Grey Slime itself might do some nasty shit on its own.
[01:19:01] DarkShadows: As you said, I don't doubt she'd be pissed at you for killing off a servent.
[01:19:25] Mike Myers: And also you're... an omnicidal mutant massacrer of hundreds with a penchant for torture and suffering.
[01:19:34] Mike Myers: And that's bad.
[01:19:47] The Handed One: oh Zack, you say the sweetest things
[01:20:57] Bunny: Bunny lost all hope
[01:21:06] The Handed One: ok what is this now?
[01:21:08] DarkShadows: Bunny, lose no hope.
[01:21:09] The Handed One: wait
[01:21:20] The Handed One: I knew I forgot to plan something
[01:21:27] The Handed One: brb guys
[01:21:31] Mike Myers: Okay.
[01:21:39] DarkShadows: ... fuck yeah Exa kick his ass.
[01:21:47] Mike Myers: What if he has Exa locked up somewhere?
[01:21:59] DarkShadows: ... we'd not have the slime then, would we?
[01:22:01] Mike Myers: Power tiers go I don't know if they're equally matched or if one is stronger than the others.
[01:22:04] Mike Myers: Huh.
[01:22:07] Mike Myers: You're right.
[01:22:11] Mike Myers: But the fact that Exa's not here
[01:22:13] Mike Myers: forbodes things.
[01:22:28] DarkShadows: ... hm maybe Pandy is getting him from the inside.
[01:22:34] The Handed One: OH SHIT, FREAKING THING.
[01:22:44] Mike Myers: Oooh.
[01:22:56] DarkShadows: Hm?
[01:22:57] The Handed One: IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS
[01:23:01] Mike Myers: Well Handed One, looks like you're fucked royally Altered or not.
[01:23:04] DarkShadows: heheh.
[01:23:06] DarkShadows: Good.
[01:23:11] Mike Myers: Hey Shadows
[01:23:12] DarkShadows: Hope it hurts, Handjob.
[01:23:14] DarkShadows: yesh?
[01:23:15] Mike Myers: question
[01:23:16] DarkShadows: ?
[01:23:22] The Handed One: what????????????
*FSs
[01:23:25] Mike Myers: do you think the Handed One will be in pain for all eternity?
[01:23:29] Mike Myers: I hope so.
[01:23:33] DarkShadows: I hope. 'cause seriously.
[01:23:34] Mike Myers: :3
[01:23:36] Mike Myers: Like.
[01:23:52] DarkShadows: Hoping he doesn't die though that could be bad.
[01:24:03] The Seal: This was easy
[01:24:07] Mike Myers: Huh?
[01:24:09] DarkShadows: ?
[01:24:17] Mike Myers: ...not-Handed?
[01:24:21] Mike Myers: Are you Not-Handed?
[01:24:22] The Seal: o.o?
[01:24:25] Mike Myers: Ooooh.
[01:24:26] DarkShadows: ...
[01:24:31] DarkShadows: YOU GOT OUT
[01:24:32] DarkShadows: OMG
[01:24:37] DarkShadows: I COULD HUG YOU RIGHT NOW
[01:24:37] Mike Myers: Did you trap the Handed One?
[01:24:42] The Seal: I did
[01:24:44] Mike Myers: Is he going to suffer for all eternity?
[01:24:44] Mike Myers: :D
[01:24:48] The Seal: not sure
[01:24:55] DarkShadows: DarkShadows hugs the Seal so much
[01:25:01] Mike Myers: ...so not even going to keep him locked away until the end of time? :c
[01:25:04] Mike Myers: Jk
[01:25:05] Mike Myers: still
[01:25:07] Mike Myers: OMG
[01:25:09] Mike Myers: SO GLAD
[01:25:09] Mike Myers: :D
[01:25:12] DarkShadows: ... Panda though...
[01:25:17] Mike Myers: ...
[01:25:18] Mike Myers: Panda.
[01:25:19 | Edited 01:25:23] The Seal: He thought that normal rope was enough to keep me there
[01:25:28] The Seal: that was stupid
[01:25:30] Mike Myers: Okay
[01:25:35] DarkShadows: he's not too bright is he?
[01:25:41] The Seal: appearantly not
[01:25:45] Mike Myers: So the Handed One is like the epitome of the Dumb Mook Captain?
[01:25:53] DarkShadows: heh, tropes...
[01:25:57] Mike Myers: Tropes are always fun.
[01:26:01] DarkShadows: ...
[01:26:02] Mike Myers: I'm not looking forward to the Dragon.
[01:26:09] The Seal: Dragon of who
[01:26:13] Mike Myers: The Dragon
[01:26:19] The Seal: I know but
[01:26:21] Mike Myers: it means second in command to the major antagonistic force.
[01:26:21] DarkShadows: brb guys
[01:26:24] Mike Myers: In this case the Wooden Girl.
[01:26:27] The Seal: if this was a series who is the major antagonistic force?
[01:26:38] Mike Myers: Is the Cold Boy dead yet?
[01:26:43] The Seal: No
[01:26:51] Mike Myers: Then the Cold Boy is, at this point, the Big Bad
[01:27:06] The Seal: Eva being his dragon?
[01:27:12] Mike Myers: Eva is the dragon
[01:27:18] The Seal: ninja
[01:27:23] Mike Myers: Wooden Girl is the Dark Action Girl

and... well...
[01:27:36] Lily: brb
[01:27:39] Mike Myers: erm what else is trying to destroy all of everything?
[01:27:49] The Seal: The Simulated?
[01:27:56] Mike Myers: The Simulated is... well... hang on.
[01:28:11] The Seal: Am I a ladybug now?
[01:28:12] DarkShadows: back
[01:28:18] Mike Myers: Maybe.
[01:28:27] DarkShadows: you can be an honorary ladybug if you want. I consider you one.
[01:28:36] DarkShadows: ... wait does that also make Slendy and Willow ladybugs?
[01:28:41] Mike Myers: Oh and the Simulated and the Handed One are both The Brute (not to be confused with the Fear The Brute)
[01:28:50] DarkShadows: hm
[01:28:50] Mike Myers: by the way... do we know whether or not the Brute is with or against us?
[01:29:00] Mike Myers: Because if so The Brute would be the epitome of... well... The Brute.
[01:29:03] DarkShadows: If he's with us things just got exponentially more simple for us.
[01:29:05] The Seal: the what now?
[01:29:14] Mike Myers: Huh.
[01:29:17] Mike Myers: Nm.
[01:29:54] DarkShadows: As far as I know the Fears mostly won't mess with us, unless they are actively against us.
[01:30:26] DarkShadows: brb again
[01:30:28] Mike Myers: The Brute is a Fear, if it exists at all. My knowledge of all you beings is  95% rumor, truthful or otherwise, and 5% concrete fact.
[01:30:49] Mike Myers: So... Brute is like... Fear of War.
[01:30:54] The Seal: oh
[01:31:00] The Seal: I dont think that exists
[01:31:04] Mike Myers: No?
[01:31:06] The Seal: never heard of it
[01:31:19] The Seal: Blind Man has never mentioned it either so
[01:31:20] Mike Myers: Welp, thank God we don't have to deal wih it.
[01:31:35] Mike Myers: And thank God it probably doesn't even exist.
[01:32:15] Mike Myers: Okay, what were we talking about?
[01:32:31] The Seal: ehm
[01:32:54] DarkShadows: back
[01:33:43] Mike Myers: So- how many eldritch beings have to go down? :I
[01:34:02] Mike Myers: And by that I mean either get absorbed or trapped or just defeated in some nonlethal way.
[01:34:06] DarkShadows: Yeah plz
[01:34:13] DarkShadows: let's try not to have things die.
[01:34:17] Mike Myers: Yeah.
[01:34:33] Mike Myers: Okay I got to go.
[01:34:43] The Seal: goodbye
[01:34:54] The Seal: ...
[01:35:01] DarkShadows: ... goodbye, and good luck.
[01:35:15] The Seal: I was saying goodbye to Zack
[01:35:24] The Seal: shame about Pandora
[01:35:31] DarkShadows: oh.
[01:35:33] DarkShadows: ... yes.
[01:36:17] The Seal: well, this was gonna happen...eventually. In these matters its an inevitability
[01:36:23] The Seal: almost
[01:36:35] DarkShadows: ... almost.
[01:43:57] DarkShadows: ... *is quiet*
[01:45:04] The Seal: yeah
[01:45:11] The Seal: ok, this has not been a happy day
[01:45:17] DarkShadows: ...
[01:45:24] The Seal: not that there have been happy days since this whole thing started
[01:45:31] The Seal: I blame Eva
[01:45:53] DarkShadows: I just wish i'd never gotten roped into this.
[01:46:16] The Seal: yeah, now you kind of feel obligated right?
[01:46:16] DarkShadows: ... I wish to Hell I never had. Maybe it would have been better.
[01:46:20] DarkShadows: *nods*
[01:46:25] DarkShadows: Now I don't think I have a choice.
[01:46:27] The Seal: *hug*
[01:46:45] DarkShadows: Not when one of our two helpful entities can find anyone, anywhere, at any time. I literally can't escape.
[01:47:16] DarkShadows: And there's no way the Willow would let me just run off either.
[01:47:54] DarkShadows: ... Is it just me, or does the clown chick in that video make anyone else feel a bit nervous?
[01:48:18] The Seal: yeah
[01:48:25] The Seal: SHE STOLE MY ACCOUNT
[01:48:35] The Seal: I CANT MAKE A NEW ONE BECAUSE GOOGLE BEING A PRICK
[01:48:44] DarkShadows: No I mean besides that. There's... something about her, something weird, and it's making me nervous as hell.
[01:50:46] Bunny: ^ Yeah
[01:50:50] Bunny: I know what you mean
[01:51:08] DarkShadows: It's hard to explain but she scares me.
[01:54:58] The Seal: I get that
[01:55:04] The Seal: she's a clown
[01:55:09] The Seal: clowns are scary
[01:55:11] DarkShadows: ... no. It's not that.
[01:55:17] DarkShadows: It's... something else. I can't place what.
[01:55:22] The Seal: ok
[01:55:31] The Seal: Im in need of going
[01:55:39] The Seal: can anybody log this?
[01:55:47] DarkShadows: alright, see you later, and I can't log, I'm busy.
[01:55:59] The Seal: and perhaps write a friendly RIP post on the blog for good ol' Pandora
[04:17:16] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: OH MY GODS
[04:17:21] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: PANDA IS DEAD
[04:17:24] DarkShadows: ... yes
[04:17:31] DarkShadows: ... I'm so sorry. (hug)
[04:17:38] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ;(
[04:17:48] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: (hug)
[04:19:11] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ;(;(;(;(;(;(
[04:19:26] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I wish there was an emote for loud, extensive crying :c
[04:19:28] DarkShadows: Please don't cry brah...
[04:19:36] DarkShadows: *clings*
[04:19:47] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I'm sorry, I can't stop. The tears are just...
[04:19:51] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ;(
[04:19:56] DarkShadows: I know...
[04:20:38] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: (hug)

AnotherYear Log 11 - Exa

The following is a Skype chat transcript from 6/7/13. It details a conversation between Exa and I. I believe I may have learned something about her allegiance, and about my role in things... We may have something else to worry about, Ladybugs. ~ Shadows

[12:30:56 AM] Lily: Has Willow returned?
[12:31:18 AM] DarkShadows: no.
[12:31:30 AM] Lily: bah x.x
[12:38:30 AM] Lily: where could she be?
[12:39:28 AM] DarkShadows: I'm not sure... but she wouldn't answer me about Slendy. Then again she's not on very good terms with him.
[12:39:43 AM] DarkShadows: It doesn't seem she likes him.
[12:39:55 AM] DarkShadows: At least from my research.
[12:41:12 AM] Lily: Exa is back. She told me to go bring in a slenderproxy that she needs for a "project" of hers.
[12:41:23 AM] DarkShadows: ... huh.
[12:41:48 AM] DarkShadows: call me nuts, I don't trust her.
[12:42:07 AM] DarkShadows: Any idea what she wants the Proxy for?
[12:42:15 AM] Lily: Who do you trust?
[12:42:43 AM] DarkShadows: ... the lesser evil, and in this case that's Slendy, Willow, and the Seal.
[12:44:52 AM] Lily: Why would she ask me. Im only human. I mean Im not Frank!
[12:45:04 AM] DarkShadows: ... I don't know. But I want to before you say yes.
[12:45:15 AM] DarkShadows: She might try to trick you.
[12:45:22 AM] Lily: you want to what?
[12:45:33 AM] DarkShadows: know what she is planning.
[12:45:50 AM] Lily: want to talk to her?
[12:46:26 AM] DarkShadows: I'm nervous to do it alone... but I might have no choice.
[12:46:36 AM] DarkShadows: I suppose I can call Willow if we need backup.
[12:46:46 AM] Lily [Exa]: Well hello my dear
[12:47:07 AM] Lily [Exa]: long time no talk. How have you been?
[12:47:19 AM] DarkShadows: Hello, Exa. Question, and apologies if this seems out of place... what exactly do you want Lily for?
[12:47:50 AM] DarkShadows: And why a Slenderproxy?
[12:48:12 AM] Lily[Exa]: Oh I need her to bring me a proxy that I need for an experiment of mine.
[12:48:24 AM] Lily[Exa]: I have my reasons.
[12:48:36 AM] DarkShadows: ... what kind of experiment? Because to be honest I don't trust it to be something beneficial to the rest of us.
[12:49:03 AM] DarkShadows: Mistrust is kind of something that happens when you force someone to choose between their friends or serving an eldritch being for eternity.
[12:49:07 AM] Lily[Exa]: oh really. That hurts my feelings Dark.
[12:49:31 AM] Lily[Exa]: I think you owe me an apology.
[12:49:58 AM] DarkShadows: With behavior like what you've been showing how *can* we trust you? But fine. I apologize, and I won't bring it up again.
[12:50:38 AM] Lily[Exa]: If you really want to know
[12:51:01 AM] Lily[Exa]: Im trying to discover the anatomy of a proxy. If it differs from humans.
[12:51:25 AM] DarkShadows: Honestly, I don't think it does... Once human, pretty much always human... They aren't like Altereds. They can die.
[12:52:05 AM] Lily[Exa]: How else can I find that out but with a good dissecting.
[12:52:38 AM] DarkShadows: *shrugs* Ask one? There's other ways to answer questions besides killing and forcibly obtaining, you know. Just saying.
[12:53:24 AM] DarkShadows: ... Whose side are you on here, Exa? Are you trying to help us, or...?
[12:53:37 AM] Lily[Exa]: its not as much fun as this way
[12:53:44 AM] Lily[Exa]: hmm
[12:53:57 AM] Lily[Exa]: do you think Im helping you?
[12:54:09 AM] DarkShadows: I can't imagine someone who enjoys her work as much as you... would want the universe to die and take her with it.
[12:54:23 AM] DarkShadows: Honestly? I think you're somewhat hindering us and you have one of our Ladybugs.
[12:55:21 AM] Lily[Exa]: I dont care what happens either way. If you succeed then great if not then it wont matter.
[12:55:40 AM] Lily[Exa]: I honestly dont care dear
[12:57:37 AM] DarkShadows: Then you're neutral.
[12:57:48 AM] Lily[Exa]: Yes
[12:57:54 AM] Lily[Exa]: speaking of exists
[12:58:00 AM] DarkShadows: Well at least you're not against us...
[12:58:05 AM] Lily[Exa]: Your friend Bunny
[12:58:08 AM] DarkShadows: ...
[12:58:13 AM] Lily[Exa]: Is he serving anyone?
[12:58:20 AM] DarkShadows: No, but you can't have him.
[12:58:35 AM] Lily[Exa]: how not?
[12:58:43 AM] DarkShadows: If he is serving someone, I don't know whom.
[12:59:11 AM] Lily[Exa]: why cant I have him?
[12:59:34 AM] DarkShadows: Because we kind of need our Ladybugs to not be Altered servants.
[12:59:59 AM] Lily[Exa]: why?
[1:00:05 AM] DarkShadows: Because it hinders us.
[1:00:28 AM] DarkShadows: Why the Hell do you want so many of us anyway?
[1:00:47 AM] DarkShadows: What is so special about us?
[1:00:50 AM] Lily[Exa]: Well I was just thinking
[1:01:04 AM] Lily[Exa]: he seemed to want to become an exist
[1:01:10 AM] DarkShadows: He did?
[1:01:29 AM] Lily[Exa]: judging by his conversation with Pandora
[1:01:45 AM] DarkShadows: I don't recall. I get small periods of memory loss every so often.
[1:02:21 AM] Lily[Exa]: I dont really need more servants. I just felt like doing him a favor.
[1:02:44 AM] DarkShadows: Maybe ask when he's here then.
[1:02:56 AM] Lily[Exa]: Pandora is serving his purpose well at the moment.
[1:02:58 AM] DarkShadows: *shrugs* I can't speak for him.
[1:03:08 AM] DarkShadows: What do your servants even do?
[1:03:22 AM] DarkShadows: and what purpose is Pandora serving?
[1:03:45 AM] Lily[Exa]: my normal servants are simply humans who worship me.
[1:03:59 AM] Lily[Exa]: but Pandora...pandora is something else.
[1:04:17 AM] DarkShadows: ... what?
[1:04:30 AM] DarkShadows: is Pandora, that is?
[1:04:50 AM] Lily[Exa]: Pandora is an experiment
[1:05:14 AM] DarkShadows: You are quite scientific, aren't you?
[1:05:17 AM] Lily[Exa]: to see what effect it has on people eating the slime that covers my domain.
[1:05:17 AM] DarkShadows: Curious about things.
[1:05:26 AM] DarkShadows: hm
[1:05:36 AM] Lily[Exa]: Im quite curious
[1:05:56 AM] DarkShadows: That explains why you're neutral then. To see the outcome.
[1:06:01 AM] DarkShadows: ... I can understand that.
[1:06:16 AM] Lily[Exa]: Indeed
[1:06:22 AM] DarkShadows: Being of a scientific bent myself...
[1:06:59 AM] DarkShadows: Don't get any ideas about taking me, I've already got two Eldritch beings that keep tabs on my ass and I don't need more sleepless nights.
[1:07:10 AM] Lily[Exa]: Pandora I took because I felt his past...it lingered over him that he was an unhappy human. I wished to see if I could fix that.
[1:07:18 AM] DarkShadows: hm
[1:07:43 AM] DarkShadows: Admirable, but I'm not sure a tragic past can be fixed with anything other than eventual healing.
[1:08:31 AM] Lily[Exa]: perhaps there is a way to speed up the process
[1:09:01 AM] DarkShadows: ... that's the thing, Exa. Emotions aren't logical. They aren't a process, they're a result.
[1:09:28 AM] DarkShadows: Learning to cope, that's a process.
[1:10:14 AM] Lily[Exa]: I dont understand emotions
[1:10:21 AM] DarkShadows: Far be it from me to explain, then.
[1:10:29 AM] Lily[Exa]: I dislike not understanding
[1:10:50 AM] DarkShadows: I think we all do.
[1:11:07 AM] Lily[Exa]: do you know how old I am?
[1:11:12 AM] DarkShadows: No.
[1:11:30 AM] Lily[Exa]: Care to guess?
[1:11:45 AM] DarkShadows: I would imagine quite old, but you look roughly seven to me.
[1:12:16 AM] DarkShadows: I don't know what the Tall Guy did to you, if he indeed made you.
[1:12:18 AM] Lily[Exa]: Im 12
[1:12:28 AM] DarkShadows: Then my perception is faulty.
[1:13:10 AM] Lily[Exa]: Slenderman did make me. My mind aged rapidly but my body did not.
[1:13:24 AM] DarkShadows: ... Did it hurt you?
[1:13:48 AM] Lily[Exa]: Extremely
[1:13:55 AM] DarkShadows: ... I am sorry.
[1:15:31 AM] Lily[Exa]: The Blind man told me of you. I have read his book that holds all prophecies.
[1:15:38 AM] DarkShadows: hm
[1:15:49 AM] DarkShadows: And what did the Keeper of Memories tell you?
[1:15:53 AM] DarkShadows: about me that is?
[1:16:31 AM] Lily[Exa]: Id rather not say.
[1:16:43 AM] DarkShadows: ... why?
[1:17:51 AM] DarkShadows: Would it be something harmful to know...
[1:18:14 AM] DarkShadows: Or is it really that awful?
[1:18:21 AM] Lily[Exa]: You are referred to as "The Forsaken Creator" in his book.
[1:18:41 AM] DarkShadows: ... Creator of... and Forsaken from... what?
[1:19:01 AM] Lily[Exa]: I dont wish to tell you.
[1:19:07 AM] DarkShadows: *sighs* Fine.
[1:19:10 AM] Lily[Exa]: You arent ready
[1:19:26 AM] DarkShadows: I'll assume you're protecting my puny human mind or whatever.
[1:19:55 AM] DarkShadows: ... But should I be afraid?
[1:20:05 AM] Lily[Exa]: Your mind isnt puny
[1:20:20 AM] Lily[Exa]: And I would be in your shoes.
[1:20:27 AM] DarkShadows: *small smirk* Thanks for the confidence boost.
[1:20:56 AM] DarkShadows: You'd be in my shoes...? Are you trying to say you admire me or something?
[1:21:36 AM] Lily[Exa]: I do
[1:21:56 AM] DarkShadows: Well I suppose that makes more than one being that admires me.
[1:22:33 AM] Lily[Exa]: I have to leave. Ive got to deal with the Wooden Girl now.
[1:22:47 AM] DarkShadows: *nods* Well then, good luck.
[1:22:59 AM] DarkShadows: *small smirk* Kick her ass good and hard for me?
[1:23:02 AM] Lily[Exa]: She is killing my worshippers
[1:23:14 AM] DarkShadows: Then kick her ass twice as hard.
[1:23:30 AM] Lily: Back o.o
[1:23:46 AM] Lily: looks like you two had an interesting discussion.
[1:24:07 AM] DarkShadows: We did.
[1:24:24 AM] DarkShadows: At least I think we know where she lies on our threat scale now.
[1:24:41 AM] DarkShadows: And if she's going to deal with something that wants to fuck us all over, she can't be all bad...
[1:24:45 AM] Lily: Where does she lie?
[1:24:50 AM] DarkShadows: Somewhere around neutral.
[1:25:01 AM] DarkShadows: I think she intends to observe.
[1:25:19 AM] Lily: Thats good
[1:25:24 AM] Lily: I think
[1:25:34 AM] DarkShadows: ... I wish I knew why so many beings seem to admire me.
[1:25:42 AM] DarkShadows: What's so damn special about me?
[1:26:29 AM] Lily: Appearantly you are in the Blind Mans book
[1:26:36 AM] Lily: *reads your convo*
[1:27:39 AM] DarkShadows: Yes.
[1:27:46 AM] DarkShadows: Honestly i'm not sure if that is a good or bad thing.
[1:28:08 AM] Lily: The Forsaken Creator doesnt sound good
[1:29:00 AM] DarkShadows: no.
[1:29:07 AM] DarkShadows: ... now I am even more frightened.
[1:29:27 AM] DarkShadows: ... Why am I forsaken. The creator of what?
[1:29:49 AM] Lily: I dont even know