AnotherYear Log 13 - Solomon

[9:57:54 PM] The Seal: Hello
[9:57:58 PM] The Seal: anyone here?
[9:58:48 PM] Mike Myers: I'm here.
[9:58:53 PM] Wally: I am too
[9:58:55 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I'm here now
[9:59:18 PM] The Seal: Ok, good. I've recieved some intel
[9:59:23 PM] The Seal: that the battle is still on-going
[9:59:28 PM] Wally: Ah
[9:59:34 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Ooh
[9:59:37 PM] The Seal: between Cold Boy and Slenderman
[9:59:44 PM] Mike Myers: Ooooh.
[9:59:49 PM] The Seal: seems like it might take some weeks or months
[9:59:53 PM] Mike Myers: o.o
[9:59:53 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: o.O
[9:59:54 PM] Mike Myers: Well.
[9:59:59 PM] Wally: Crap
[10:00:21 PM] Mike Myers: Is it because it's a huge army or are the two beings evenly matched?
[10:00:31 PM] The Seal: evenly matched I think
[10:00:33 PM] Mike Myers: Ah.
[10:00:36 PM] The Seal: I estimate 3 weeks
[10:00:43 PM] The Seal: also
[10:00:58 PM] Mike Myers: Go on?
[10:01:10 PM] The Seal: I recieved a message from Lovi on my other account that I made
[10:01:18 PM] Mike Myers: ?
[10:01:27 PM] Mike Myers: Ah. Creepy Harlequin Person.
[10:01:35 PM] Mike Myers: So- what was the message?
[10:01:36 PM | Edited 10:01:39 PM] The Seal: "Dark
Shadows"
[10:01:45 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[10:02:00 PM] The Seal: fuck skype cut it off
[10:02:09 PM] The Seal: damn my box fingers
[10:02:19 PM] Mike Myers: So... Lovi wants Shadows? Or am I mistaken?
[10:02:35 PM | Edited 10:02:40 PM] The Seal: "Dark.
Shadows.
Want.
Bring."
[10:02:46 PM] Mike Myers: So Lovi does want Shadows
[10:02:47 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: O___________________________________O
[10:02:50 PM] The Seal: yeah
[10:02:56 PM] Mike Myers: ...*is* it the Wooden Girl's servant?
[10:03:11 PM] The Seal: I asked a friend of mine who works with the Wooden Girl
[10:03:18 PM] The Seal: she says she has no idea who it is
[10:03:23 PM] Mike Myers: What about the Doll?
[10:03:31 PM] Mike Myers: Could it be one of the Doll's more elite?
[10:03:37 PM] Wally: Well they don't take Shadows without a fight
[10:03:41 PM] The Seal: Also my thought, but the Doll says she doesnt recruit servants
[10:03:42 PM] Mike Myers: Yeah.
[10:03:47 PM] Mike Myers: The Doll doesn't.
[10:03:57 PM] Mike Myers: So in that case
[10:04:09 PM] Mike Myers: I'm guessing either the Grotesque due to the clowny features OR it's a Sentimental.
[10:04:32 PM] The Seal: Hmm...
[10:05:23 PM | Edited 10:05:40 PM] Mike Myers: Probably a Sentimental. It's got the name for it.

Or could it be an Altered of its own right? I'm guessing not, but can't you guys- like- *sense* that or am I being xenocist?
[10:05:51 PM] The Seal: I can sense
[10:05:59 PM] The Seal: I cant get any reading of her
[10:06:21 PM] The Seal: I also got a message
[10:06:27 PM] The Seal: from a guy named Solomon
[10:06:35 PM] The Seal: http://anexistancedenied.tumblr.com/ <--- just linked me to his tumblr
[10:06:49 PM] The Seal: I've got a bad feeling about all of this
[10:07:31 PM] Mike Myers: So Solomon's omnicidal too?
[10:07:43 PM] Mike Myers: And *maybe* Lovi?
[10:08:05 PM] The Seal: Doesnt seem like he is omnicidal
[10:08:18 PM] Mike Myers: He wants to die but he understands the bad part of that?
[10:08:19 PM] The Seal: maybe he just wants his eldritchness absorbed by slenderman?
[10:08:28 PM] Mike Myers: Or maybe he's a Sentimental
[10:08:35 PM | Edited 10:08:46 PM] Mike Myers: and absorbing him would... well... kill him completely.
[10:08:58 PM] The Seal: he doesnt mention wanting to destroy the world
[10:09:01 PM] Mike Myers: True.
[10:09:43 PM] Mike Myers: But I'm just going to stay it safe and think any suicidal eldritch beings are also for the Cold Boy. Or at least they're beings to look after.
[10:10:45 PM] The Seal: I dont think that we should assume that every antagonistic force here has the same goal.
[10:10:54 PM] Mike Myers: True.
[10:11:07 PM] Mike Myers: I mean, Solomon *did* say something about facing the Wooden Girl.
[10:11:11 PM] Mike Myers: But still-
[10:12:15 PM] Mike Myers: we know that Lovi and Solomon are both unknowns here, and while Solomon is against the Wooden Girl I'll just assume that both of them are against us in some way, with a BIIIG "maybe" next to Solomon in parentheses.
[10:15:14 PM] The Seal: guys
[10:15:24 PM] The Seal: He just made another post
[10:15:24 PM] The Seal: http://anexistancedenied.tumblr.com/post/52512266445/log-ii-ladybugs
[10:16:29 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Observing us?
[10:16:40 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Through the blog, right?
[10:16:48 PM] The Seal: ...
[10:16:55 PM] The Seal: he seems pretty eldritch
[10:17:03 PM] The Seal: he might be overlooking us right now
[10:17:11 PM] The Seal: especially since he mentions our conversation
[10:18:14 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Wait, whenever we were in the tinychat, a mysterious guest came in and commented that we were all pretty odd, right?
[10:18:21 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Could that have been him?
[10:18:32 PM] Mike Myers: Okay.
[10:18:36 PM] Mike Myers: So Solomon's on our side.
[10:18:41 PM] Mike Myers: Is he a Sentimental?
[10:19:00 PM] Mike Myers: Mike Myers waits for Solomon's eldritch/hacker whatever to sense what I just said.
[10:19:01 PM] Mike Myers: :I
[10:19:02 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: [10:18 PM] Mike Myers:

<<< So Solomon's on our side.So we are led to believe...
[10:19:30 PM] Mike Myers: Solomon, what exactly are you if you are not human?

I'm sorry if this is too personal a question.
[10:21:04 PM] The Seal: ok
[10:21:05 PM] The Seal: http://anexistancedenied.tumblr.com/post/52512729630/log-iii-answer
[10:21:14 PM] Mike Myers: Ooooh.
[10:21:15 PM] The Seal: I think that answers the question if he's here or not
[10:21:18 PM] Mike Myers: Well...
[10:21:29 PM] Mike Myers: he's his own being
[10:21:34 PM] Mike Myers: trying to forge his own life
[10:21:53 PM | Edited 10:24:46 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: (Constant Wanderer cough cough)
[10:21:55 PM] Mike Myers: that's understandable and... well... something to be looked up to.
[10:22:05 PM] Mike Myers: Ceaseless Wanderer?
[10:22:12 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: No? It seems plausible
[10:22:15 PM] Mike Myers: You mean that maybe-maybe-not Fear thing?
[10:22:21 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Yeah, that
[10:22:29 PM] Mike Myers: If so I feel so bad
[10:22:34 PM] Mike Myers: he'll have to constantly go through each Domain
[10:22:35 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ^
[10:22:38 PM] Mike Myers: for the rest of eternity.
[10:22:42 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: :c
[10:23:34 PM] Solomon: This seems easier than answering through Tumblr
[10:23:43 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Oh?
[10:23:50 PM] Wally: That's the Constant Wanderer Brah
[10:23:57 PM] Solomon: Indeed
[10:23:58 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: That's what I said
[10:24:05 PM] Mike Myers: So... you're the Ceaseless Wanderer?
[10:24:18 PM] Solomon: Oh, no I'm not
[10:24:21 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[10:24:23 PM] Mike Myers: Okay.
[10:24:29 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Eh, worth a shot
[10:24:31 PM] Solomon: I was referring to his spelling error.
[10:24:35 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Oh
[10:24:53 PM] Mike Myers: Does the Constant Wanderer exist? *rubs chin in perplexment*
[10:24:58 PM] Solomon: I dont think so
[10:25:02 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: [10:21 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill:

<<< (Constant Wanderer cough cough)I don't know what you're talking about.
[10:25:04 PM] Solomon: Anyway old friends, what can I do you for?
[10:25:27 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: What are you, if I may ask?
[10:25:33 PM] Solomon: An entity
[10:25:42 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Oh yes, that explains a lot
[10:25:56 PM] Solomon: I don't know what better classification you want
[10:26:09 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: So you're just... that?
[10:26:15 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: o_O?
[10:27:08 PM] Mike Myers: You're not a Sentimental, Fear or Altered, but you are an eldritch being made by the Slender Man? Or if you were one of the three you aren't now and you're just forging your own life...?
[10:27:19 PM] Mike Myers: Kudos to you, sir.
[10:27:36 PM] Solomon: [10:26 PM] Mike Myers:

<<<  eldritch being made by the Slender ManNo
[10:27:42 PM] Mike Myers: No?
[10:27:47 PM] Mike Myers: You said... of the Giant... and I assumed
[10:27:47 PM] Mike Myers: nm.
[10:27:58 PM] Solomon: You thought I was
[10:28:03 PM] Solomon: I denied it
[10:28:06 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[10:28:09 PM] Mike Myers: Okay.
[10:28:12 PM] Mike Myers: I'm sorry.
[10:28:37 PM] Mike Myers: It's just every single eldritch being I know of spawned from the Slender Man.

Yeah I understand and I'm sorry. :c
[10:28:54 PM] Solomon: I have nothing to do with the fears, Slenderman, altered or sentimentals.
[10:28:58 PM] Solomon: I am simply me
[10:29:01 PM] Solomon: Solomon
[10:29:01 PM] Mike Myers: You are simply you.
[10:29:29 PM] Mike Myers: But you're something other than human.

Well that proves that Slender Man isn't the center of all eldritch power.
[10:30:23 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: So, Solomon... What do you do? Surely there's something that classifies you as eldritch, right? What... what would that be?
[10:30:43 PM] Solomon: god?
[10:30:55 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ... o.O?
[10:31:44 PM] Mike Myers: You were told by God that you're something other than human?
[10:32:16 PM] Solomon: no, I was simply just thinking out loud about classification.
[10:32:18 PM] Solomon: I am a being, just face that. I don't think I can be classified.
[10:32:31 PM] Mike Myers: Ahhh.
[10:33:35 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: But what is it that you do? What is it that makes you eldritch? Do you have like weird powers or something?
[10:33:55 PM] Solomon: I can travel
[10:34:03 PM] Solomon: in time and space
[10:34:08 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[10:34:09 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Ahh
[10:34:09 PM] Solomon: from what I gather
[10:34:12 PM] Mike Myers: I see.
[10:34:46 PM] Wally: Sounds like a useful ability
[10:34:53 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ^
[10:35:42 PM] Solomon: Depends
[10:36:21 PM] Solomon: How I got this ability
[10:36:24 PM] Solomon: was hellish
[10:36:35 PM] Mike Myers: How... did you get this ability?
[10:36:48 PM] Solomon: I used to be human
[10:37:08 PM] Solomon: I used to be so much, I used to be able to just die
[10:37:11 PM] Solomon: and I have
[10:37:22 PM] Solomon: death feels wonderful after all this woe
[10:37:30 PM] Solomon: I wasnt a happy human
[10:37:57 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[10:38:11 PM] Solomon: Yeah
[10:38:36 PM] Solomon: I got this ability, from something
[10:38:43 PM] Solomon: I dont remember what it was
[10:38:45 PM] Solomon: another entity
[10:39:06 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Slenderman?
[10:39:14 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: *SHOT*
[10:39:51 PM] Solomon: ...
[10:40:04 PM] Solomon: I wouldn't use my shotgun on you ladybugs
[10:40:16 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Good to know?
[10:40:20 PM] Solomon: bullets get expensive
[10:40:23 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Good to know.
[10:41:34 PM] Solomon: Did you want to ask more questions?
[10:41:41 PM] Solomon: I'd be happy to answer.
[10:41:57 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ... How much do you know about what's going on?
[10:42:10 PM] Solomon: Almost nothing
[10:42:18 PM] Wally: Damn
[10:42:22 PM] Solomon: I hear Slenderman & The Cold Boy are fighting
[10:42:38 PM] Solomon: and the Wooden Mistress has been such a burden recently for some reason.
[10:43:03 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: *sigh* well, it was worth a shot :/
[10:44:24 PM] Mike Myers: How do you know we were known as "ladybugs"?
[10:44:25 PM] Mike Myers: :I
[10:44:38 PM] Solomon: I was told
[10:44:44 PM] Mike Myers: By whom?
[10:44:57 PM] Solomon: people, friends I know a long time ago
[10:45:06 PM] Mike Myers: Ah, I see.
[10:45:10 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: hm
[10:45:55 PM] Solomon: What?
[10:46:17 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: huh? Oh, nothing, just thinking
[10:46:32 PM] Solomon: what were you thinking?
[10:46:55 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Just... stuff. It's not important...
[10:48:42 PM] Solomon: I believe I must depart, since The Seal wishes his computer back.
[10:48:54 PM] Solomon: He was kind enough to allow me to chat with you
[10:49:01 PM | Edited 10:49:07 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Okay, bye Solomon
[10:49:09 PM] Solomon: I meant she, I apologize
[10:49:18 PM] Solomon: Its been a while, I forgot
[10:49:42 PM] Solomon: The wooden mistress is demanding a shot to the face again.
[10:49:44 PM] Solomon: It wont kill her
[10:49:52 PM] Solomon: but its fun to watch her head blow off
[10:50:15 PM] DarkShadows: ... I just read the rest of the chat.
[10:50:24 PM] Solomon: Oh
[10:50:28 PM] Solomon: DarkShadows
[10:50:35 PM] DarkShadows: Solomon.
[10:50:39 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Shadows!
[10:50:47 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill tacklehuggles Shadows
[10:50:51 PM] Solomon: TheSeal has to wait longer, I don't want to miss this chance
[10:50:55 PM] Solomon: of talking to DarkShadows
[10:51:01 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: oh?
[10:51:05 PM] DarkShadows: I went to go drink... I need it after what I just read up there.
[10:51:12 PM] DarkShadows: The fuck is with this Lovi person, Solomon?
[10:51:17 PM] Solomon: Lovi
[10:51:24 PM] Solomon: Lovi is part of the group I'm in
[10:51:28 PM] Solomon: The Chasers
[10:51:36 PM] DarkShadows: ... The Chasers, explain what you are.
[10:51:47 PM] Solomon: we chase
[10:51:50 PM] Solomon: our dreams
[10:51:55 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ...
[10:52:00 PM] DarkShadows: ... You chase your dreams. Sounds vague to me
[10:52:08 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Who all are in your group?
[10:52:20 PM] DarkShadows: Why does Lovi want me?
[10:52:27 PM] Solomon: We are entities, that belong to no other entity.
[10:52:44 PM] Solomon: We help each other as much as we seem fit
[10:52:46 PM] Solomon: and our goal
[10:52:53 PM] Solomon: is to achieve our goals
[10:52:57 PM] Solomon: simply put
[10:53:13 PM] DarkShadows: hm.
[10:53:21 PM] DarkShadows: ... But still, why does Lovi want me?
[10:53:22 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: [10:52 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill:

<<< Who all are in your group?
[10:53:45 PM] Solomon: ^ Myself, Lovi(her real name is Loviatar), Gideon and Salem
[10:54:18 PM] Solomon: I do not know what Loviatar wants. She has always been vague about her goal.
[10:54:21 PM] DarkShadows: ... what the hell kind of name is "Loviatar". Sounds like a Pokemon. Hey, bible name, bible name, bible name, and name that is weird.
[10:54:23 PM] DarkShadows: hm
[10:54:29 PM] DarkShadows: What do the others want.
[10:54:42 PM] Solomon: I wish to become human, to live life like I used to.
[10:54:49 PM] Solomon: Gideon wishes the same
[10:55:07 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill:  Maybe Loviatar is some different way of spelling Leviathan? If so, another bible name :I
[10:55:19 PM] DarkShadows: that... does not sound good then, brah.
[10:55:32 PM] Solomon: Salem, wishes something else...I do not know. It involves the Giant.
[10:55:42 PM] DarkShadows: hm
[10:55:47 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: What does Lovi wish?
[10:55:55 PM] Solomon: again I dont know
[10:55:59 PM] DarkShadows: Yeah we kind of need the Giant, if it's who i think you're referring to.
[10:55:59 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Oh
[10:56:24 PM] DarkShadows: Solomon, is what your group wishes going to utterly destroy reality>
[10:56:35 PM] Solomon: Most likely not.
[10:56:42 PM] Solomon: if we do everything safely
[10:56:45 PM] DarkShadows: Hm. You wish nobody dead?
[10:56:54 PM] Solomon: Lovi & Salem might
[10:56:56 PM] Solomon: I don't know
[10:57:05 PM] Solomon: Me & Gideon do not
[10:57:35 PM] DarkShadows: ... question, Solomon. Should I be afraid of Lovi? She obviously wants to speak with me... but for what I'm not sure, and I don't like the secrecy. I'm not good with it.
[10:58:38 PM] Solomon: I would be and I have been afraid of her in the past.
[10:58:51 PM] DarkShadows: ... Understood.
[10:58:59 PM] DarkShadows: ... Why are you helping us, exactly?
[10:59:24 PM] Solomon: I've always helped you. I consider you my friends.
[11:01:50 PM] Solomon: I've overlooked you for what seems like an eternity now.
[11:02:01 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[11:02:06 PM] DarkShadows: Hm. Explain.
[11:02:17 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I doubt we've lived for an eternity
[11:02:20 PM] DarkShadows: ^
[11:02:35 PM] DarkShadows: I've lived 21 years, and around eight of those years were panic.
[11:02:56 PM] Solomon: what seems like an eternity.
[11:03:02 PM] Solomon: I didnt mean this literally
[11:04:31 PM] Mike Myers: Okay.
[11:04:56 PM] DarkShadows: oh.
[11:04:56 PM] Solomon: Dark
[11:04:58 PM] DarkShadows: yes?
[11:05:06 PM] Solomon: I must confess something.
[11:05:16 PM] DarkShadows: ... go ahead.
[11:06:22 PM] Solomon: During our meetings in the past, I've developed a liking to you.
[11:06:39 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Everybody loves Shadows
[11:06:40 PM] DarkShadows: We've met before...? How many times?
[11:06:51 PM] DarkShadows: apparently so, Brah. Why am I so attractive to eldritch beings?
[11:07:12 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: We love you too, Shadows. You're probably just attractive. :I
[11:07:36 PM] Solomon: [11:05 PM] DarkShadows:

<<< We've met before...? How many times?We've met several times. To qoute Firebrand from Tribe Twelve. An old soul from the past sends his regards.
[11:07:50 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: o___O
[11:08:39 PM] DarkShadows: hm.
[11:08:55 PM] DarkShadows: Many lifetimes then. So what you mean to say, is reincarnation exists?
[11:09:15 PM] Solomon: Its complicated.
[11:09:32 PM] DarkShadows: Hm.
[11:10:01 PM] DarkShadows: ... Solomon, what exactly did I create that was "Forsaken"? Or is it I that is forsaken? Or are you also not allowed to say?
[11:10:20 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I don't think he's allowed to say.
[11:10:27 PM] Solomon: I can say this much
[11:10:28 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: No one is, after all
[11:10:44 PM] Solomon: The being that you created is the reason you are forsaken by other beings.
[11:11:12 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[11:11:18 PM] DarkShadows: I am... forsaken by other beings?
[11:11:19 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ...
[11:11:25 PM] DarkShadows: and I created another being?
[11:11:35 PM] DarkShadows: ... I... I don't understand... how...
[11:12:03 PM] DarkShadows: ... Do you mean forsaken as in "feared", or as in... abandoned?
[11:12:07 PM] DarkShadows: I don't wanna be alone.
[11:12:20 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Pretty sure forsaken doesn't mean feared :I
[11:12:34 PM] Solomon: forsaken as in
[11:12:50 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: o_O?
[11:12:54 PM] Solomon: Renounce or give up
[11:13:05 PM] DarkShadows: ... I've been given up on, then?
[11:13:06 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ...
[11:13:17 PM] Solomon: except The Giant
[11:13:21 PM] Solomon: and the Weeping one
[11:13:29 PM] DarkShadows: ... why do they believe in me, then?
[11:13:40 PM] Solomon: they are curious
[11:13:42 PM] Solomon: how you work
[11:13:46 PM] Solomon: why you work
[11:13:49 PM] Solomon: how you create
[11:14:06 PM] DarkShadows: ... I... I don't know.
[11:14:25 PM] DarkShadows: I don't know any of the answers, I don't know what is going to happen, and I'm scared.
[11:14:45 PM] Solomon: Didnt expect you to know
[11:16:02 PM] DarkShadows: ... How the hell do I create anything... if I don't know how I created it.
[11:17:00 PM] Solomon: subconcious
[11:17:26 PM] DarkShadows: ... So in other words... if I dream it, I literally can make it.
[11:18:37 PM] Solomon: not exactly
[11:18:39 PM] Solomon: again
[11:18:41 PM] Solomon: its complicated
[11:18:51 PM] Solomon: you will probably never control it
[11:18:56 PM] Solomon: its not something you can control
[11:19:11 PM] DarkShadows: ... then how the hell do I stop these creations from hurting anyone else?
[11:19:20 PM] Solomon: You cant
[11:19:26 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[11:19:45 PM] DarkShadows: ... Then what the fuck do I do?
[11:19:50 PM] DarkShadows: I've had nothing but bad fucking news
[11:19:54 PM] DarkShadows: since I got in this damn chat
[11:20:12 PM] DarkShadows: I'm sick of fucking feeling like everything I do is gonna lead to horrible everything
[11:20:35 PM] DarkShadows: I didn't want this shit, I didn't ask those tree creeps to start following me, all I ever fucking did *was take a walk int he goddamn woods when I was 13*
[11:20:38 PM] DarkShadows: And now fucking this
[11:20:41 PM] DarkShadows: I'm so fucking done
[11:20:43 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[11:20:48 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[11:20:48 PM] DarkShadows: ... I..
[11:20:54 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[11:20:56 PM] DarkShadows: *cries*
[11:21:05 PM] Solomon: I've got good news
[11:21:05 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: (hug)
[11:21:36 PM] DarkShadows: then fucking tell me before I go hide in the corner and cry myself to fucking sleep
[11:21:45 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[11:21:49 PM] DarkShadows: because I'm sick to fucking death of being fucking scared *all the fucking time*
[11:21:49 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: (hug)
[11:22:55 PM] Solomon: You have a secret weapon
[11:22:58 PM] Solomon: that the others
[11:23:01 PM] Solomon: dont know about
[11:23:22 PM] DarkShadows: ... Great. So if I get kidnapped or offed or otherwise taken the universe is fucked.
[11:23:31 PM] Solomon: no
[11:23:37 PM] Solomon: you are not the secret weapon
[11:23:41 PM | Edited 11:23:44 PM] Solomon: Its your friend
[11:23:55 PM] Solomon: who is a key to the Fluid
[11:24:00 PM] DarkShadows: ... the fluid...
[11:24:09 PM] Solomon: two beings, lying dormant in the core of the earth
[11:24:12 PM] Solomon: one good
[11:24:15 PM] Solomon: one bad
[11:24:27 PM] DarkShadows: ... and it depends on which one you feed, like the wolves?
[11:24:42 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: wolves? o.O
[11:24:52 PM] Solomon: which one is good and which one is bad is a constant
[11:24:54 PM] Solomon: awake the right one
[11:25:02 PM] Solomon: and that should help immensly
[11:25:13 PM] DarkShadows: There's an old Cherokee story about two wolves. One is good, the other evil. Which one wins? The one you feed.
[11:25:21 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: O.O
[11:25:43 PM] DarkShadows: *nods* ... Understood. Is there any way to know the names of these beings, or how we awaken them?
[11:26:43 PM] Solomon: bring the key
[11:26:51 PM] Solomon: to the beings' temple
[11:27:09 PM] Solomon: The two beings are
[11:27:27 PM] Solomon: Uriel & Vion
[11:27:35 PM] Solomon: Do not wake Uriel
[11:27:59 PM] Solomon: Awake Vion
[11:28:54 PM] DarkShadows: ... Understood.
[11:29:12 PM] Solomon: I suppose you want to know who the key is.
[11:29:20 PM] DarkShadows: Yes.
[11:30:00 PM] Solomon: Pandora
[11:30:25 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Why am I not surprised?
[11:30:41 PM] DarkShadows: Great, but ze's kinda dead yo.
[11:31:16 PM] Solomon: simple
[11:31:19 PM] Solomon: awaken the key
[11:31:30 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Awaken how?
[11:31:37 PM] DarkShadows: how do you awaken something dead.
[11:31:44 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: He's not dead
[11:31:46 PM] Solomon: bring him back to life
[11:32:14 PM] DarkShadows: ... Brah, he got eated. I'm oretty sure he's dead.
[11:32:34 PM] DarkShadows: brb
[11:33:02 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: True...
[11:37:03 PM] Solomon: brb
[11:37:26 PM] Solomon: or actually
[11:37:29 PM] Solomon: I have to leave
[11:37:33 PM] Solomon: the Wooden Mistress
[11:37:41 PM] Solomon: is calling for my bullets
[11:37:47 PM] Solomon: as I like to say
[11:37:51 PM] Solomon: godbay
[11:37:54 PM] Solomon: ~Solomon
[11:38:00 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: bye Sol
[11:38:08 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I'm calling you that btw
[11:38:17 PM] DarkShadows: back
[11:38:21 PM] DarkShadows: ... goodbye

Log 12 - Goodbye Pandora

So, this account was logged in. Hi, I'm The Seal and have become an honorary ladybug. Because of recent events that will be made clear by the others later on Pandora is no longer capable of logging. I'll have to do it for him.

May he rest in piece.

~The Seal


[00:20:56] Lily: Hey
[00:21:03] DarkShadows: hi
[00:21:11] Lily: So what is the current situation
[00:21:17] Lily: This is Jazz
[00:21:18] DarkShadows: Not sure.
[00:21:20] DarkShadows: Hi Jazz.
[00:22:08] DarkShadows: Well apparently Exa is neutral, I'm the "Forsaken Creator" which I can only assume is bad, and Pandy eating the slime is an experiment to see what happens when someone does.
[00:22:33] Lily: I already knew about the Forsaken Creator thing
[00:22:38] Lily: but the rest is news to me
[00:24:14] DarkShadows: ... I wish I knew what that title meant. I'm nervous. Again.
[00:24:29] DarkShadows: Fuck it, I'm dumb. Always scared over stupid shit. I'm done.
[00:24:36] Lily: I know what it means.
[00:24:42] DarkShadows: But you can't tell me.
[00:24:46] Lily: Im not allowed to tell you
[00:24:47] Lily: yeah
[00:24:49] DarkShadows: *sighs*
[00:25:11] Not Wally: Why can't you tell her?
[00:25:23] DarkShadows: ^
[00:25:29] Lily: the blind man forbids it
[00:25:43] Lily: it could cause a butterfly effect
[00:26:21] DarkShadows: *nods*
[00:31:28] Lily: guys
[00:31:45] Lily: I was contacted by the Seal
[00:31:49] DarkShadows: you were?
[00:32:00] Lily: someone took over his youtube account
[00:32:12] DarkShadows: ...
[00:32:15] DarkShadows: huh
[00:32:21] DarkShadows: that's... bad.
[00:32:23] Lily: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdABpHVyy60 <--- posted this video
[00:33:16] DarkShadows: huh...
[00:33:45] Lily: I spy with my little eye something beginning with gay clown
[00:33:51] DarkShadows: XD
[00:34:01] DarkShadows: What's up with the messed up part at the end...
[00:34:18] Lily: Seems like the distortion dad leaves
[00:34:21] Lily: but different
[00:34:26] Lily: very different
[00:34:39] DarkShadows: huh
[00:34:39] Lily: why would someone hack a youtube account
[00:34:41] DarkShadows: ^
[00:34:47] DarkShadows: just to say hello...?
[00:34:52] Lily: just to make a clown video of them talking
[00:34:53] Lily: yeah
[00:35:03] DarkShadows: And I know this person didn't make that channel.
[00:35:09] Lily: Is...is this another enemy?
[00:35:55] DarkShadows: ... I am not sure, but I don't like the idea of someone who takes oevr a youtube channel just to say hi. That's rather... Observerish.
[00:36:34] Lily: appearantly not a very original being
[00:37:21] DarkShadows: nope.
[00:37:24] Pandadora: heres a theory
[00:37:35] Pandadora: what if this is some sort of observing being
[00:37:43] Pandadora: or
[00:37:55] Pandadora: what if it is just some dumb kid who likes clowns
[00:37:58] Pandadora: and hacking
[00:38:21] DarkShadows: Probably. Maybe someone goofing arounf.
[00:38:23] DarkShadows: *around
[00:38:27] Not Wally: Yeah
[00:38:44] Lily: do we really want to risk this stabbing us in the back?
[00:38:55] DarkShadows: ... no.
[00:38:59 | Edited 00:39:11] Not Wally: Nope
[00:39:11] Pandadora: no
[00:39:42] Pandadora: she sounds cute though >.> how can anything evil sound this cute?
[00:40:13] Lily: ...
[00:40:22] Lily: *cough*
[00:40:30] Lily: Pandora just go in the corner
[00:40:42] Pandadora: <.<
[00:40:44] DarkShadows: ...
[00:40:55] Lily: What do we do?
[00:41:00] DarkShadows: Pandora, cats can be both cute and evil.
[00:41:13] DarkShadows: ... I'm not sure. Get in contact with them? see what they're up to?
[00:41:23] Lily: maybe comment on the video
[00:41:55] DarkShadows: ok.
[00:42:01] DarkShadows: let me use a throaway account though.
[00:43:33] Mike Myers: Hi guys.
[00:43:38] Lily: Lily has been asleep a lot lately and Neva & Jessica have just been around.
[00:43:41] Lily: Hello Zack
[00:43:46] Lily: whats up daddio
[00:44:09] Lily: we are talking about the video we found on The Seal's account
[00:44:10] Mike Myers: I've been writing and listening to songs mainly
[00:44:21] Mike Myers: so what's up with Creepy Harlequin Person?
[00:45:06] Lily: we dont know
[00:45:10] Lily: oh
[00:45:13] DarkShadows: ...
[00:45:18] Lily: Maybe its a doll?
[00:45:20] DarkShadows: Youtube's being a dick, hang on
[00:46:21] Lily: Zack, got any theories?
[00:46:59] Mike Myers: Erm-
[00:47:03] Mike Myers: Wooden Girl Doll OR
[00:47:06] Mike Myers: Huh.
[00:47:24] Mike Myers: It wouldn't be the Grotesque, and while the person is a good hacker it couldn't be the Manufactured Newborn
[00:47:35] Mike Myers: is it a Sentimental we don't know?
[00:47:43] Mike Myers: Is it an Altered or Altered Servant?
[00:47:59] Lily: If it is then its of something we dont know yet
[00:49:01] Lily: worst case scenario we just stepped into a world of pain
[00:49:20] Pandadora: best case scenario?
[00:49:26] Lily: its just some kid
[00:49:37] Mike Myers: Ah.
[00:49:53] DarkShadows: I'm not honestly sure. Ask a Fear?
[00:49:54] Mike Myers: Maybe someone who believes that all this is fake and just wants to "gamejack" or whatever the term is?
[00:49:57] Mike Myers: XD
[00:50:03] Mike Myers: Idiots don't know what they're facing.
[00:50:33] DarkShadows: maybe
[00:50:48] Lily: lol
[00:52:12] Pandadora: that would be hillarious
[00:54:15] Pandadora: at least she is peaceful
[00:54:19] Pandadora: so far
[00:54:21] Bunny: What's going on?
[00:54:36] Pandadora: somebody hacked the Seal's account
[00:54:42] Pandadora: posted creepy clown video
[00:54:46] Pandadora: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdABpHVyy60&feature=youtu.be
[00:54:49] Pandadora: watch it
[00:55:16] DarkShadows: ^
[00:55:30] Bunny: The fuck
[00:57:08] Pandadora: IKR
[00:57:10] Pandadora: I DONT EVEN
[00:57:25] Bunny: Is this like
[00:57:35] Bunny: A Wooden Girl puppet er
[00:57:40] DarkShadows: I have no idea.
[00:58:10] Lily: Actually no, I dont think so. The Wooden Girl would broadcast stuff like this through Tower TV
[00:58:21] Lily: not a random youtube channel
[00:58:36] Lily: unless this is somehow linked to Tower TV
[00:59:40] Mike Myers: Probably not one of the Doll's dolls either.

Aren't they like- stuck in porcelain or something?
[01:00:26] The Handed One: Most likely. Anyway, I apologize for
[01:00:31] The Handed One: dropping in like this
[01:00:37] DarkShadows: ...
[01:00:48] The Handed One: Exa really needs better guarding of her domain
[01:00:53] DarkShadows: What are you doing here?
[01:01:11] The Handed One: oh, just to say hi...get some coffee and chat about our day
[01:01:17] The Handed One: what do you think I'm doing here?
[01:01:32] DarkShadows: Trying to cause more trouble.
[01:01:36] The Handed One: bingo
[01:01:46] DarkShadows: *sighs* Great.
[01:01:57] The Handed One: I actually have already succeeded in doing so
[01:02:05] DarkShadows: ... what?
[01:02:11] Mike Myers: Oh shit.
[01:02:18] Mike Myers: ...erm... did you massacre things?
[01:02:24] The Handed One: you could say that
[01:02:28] DarkShadows: How did you cause troubel now?
[01:02:29] Not Wally: Fuck man
[01:02:37] Bunny: God dammit.
[01:03:18] Mike Myers: Did you kill someone we know? o.o
[01:03:21] Mike Myers: Fuuuck.
[01:03:25] The Handed One: I ate the person that was blindly minding its own business here. I doubt Exa will be happy losing her top servant, but...what do you wanna do. He was quite in the way of things and I needed access to this group.
[01:04:06] The Handed One: so yeah, I'm betting thats a "trouble" for you guys.
[01:04:17] DarkShadows: ...
[01:04:24] Bunny: PANDORA NO
[01:04:26] DarkShadows: WHY DID YOU EAT PANDORA
[01:04:28] DarkShadows: DUDE
[01:04:32] Bunny: YOU LITTLE SHIT
[01:04:37] Not Wally: You bastard!
[01:04:42] Not Wally: I'll kill you!
[01:04:46] DarkShadows: I swear to fucking god, we have backup.
[01:04:48] DarkShadows: Wally, don't.
[01:04:50] The Handed One: DarkShadows: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL that kills people!
[01:05:13] The Handed One: I can be funny too
[01:05:15] DarkShadows: ... That isn't funny you asshole.
[01:05:16] Bunny: NO
[01:05:38] DarkShadows: We have backup so fucking hard you will regret every. single. second of what you did.
[01:05:47] Not Wally: Fuck you, you mutated piece of shit!
[01:06:07] DarkShadows: ...
[01:06:15] DarkShadows: Jesus.
[01:06:16] Bunny: YOU FUCKING FUCK- oh Handy btw do you know who posted that video on the Seal's youtube?
[01:06:24] The Handed One: Oh
[01:06:33] The Handed One: why don't you ask the Forsaken Creator
[01:06:36] The Handed One: she should know
[01:06:43] The Handed One: on some level or another
[01:06:44] Not Wally: What?
[01:06:45] DarkShadows: Oh Like I would fucking know who some random clown-masked person is.
[01:06:51] The Handed One: ...
[01:06:58] The Handed One: Fine maybe you dont know
[01:07:08] The Handed One: but, you know...prophecy and stuff
[01:07:11] The Handed One: yada yada
[01:07:32] DarkShadows: ... you telling me that chick in the mask has something to do with the prophecy?
[01:07:51] The Handed One: oh
[01:07:55] The Handed One: just catching on now
[01:08:03] The Handed One: hahah, bit slow are you Dark
[01:08:15] DarkShadows: Well seeing as this is the first I've heard of it.
[01:08:36] Mike Myers: Prophecy? o.o
[01:08:57] DarkShadows: How am I supposed to know about some random chick if *nobody will tell me anything about the prophecy*?
[01:09:06] DarkShadows: Go read the logs, Zack. catch up.
[01:09:23] The Handed One: your friend tasted like a combination of sushi and chicken, quite tasty actually. I didnt even BBQ him, although that would be nice...lovely weather for it.
[01:09:46] Not Wally: ...
[01:09:48] DarkShadows: ... I'm going to pretend you didn't say that, and go back to ignoring you. Don't get too cocky.
[01:10:00] DarkShadows: Your days are just as numbered.
[01:10:30] The Handed One: oh, you know I hate to ruin your fun but isnt there a problem
[01:10:37] The Handed One: with me not being able to be killed
[01:10:37] DarkShadows: Yeah, you.
[01:10:40] Mike Myers: Handed One, eventually you'll have to face eldritch justice for all the possibly millions of deaths you caused and the attempted murder of an infinite number more.
[01:10:44] The Handed One: without the universe collapsing
[01:10:48] DarkShadows: Who said we were gonna do something to kill you?
[01:10:53] Mike Myers: You might not die, but you're going to suffer.
[01:10:54] Mike Myers: :I
[01:11:04] The Handed One: oh, seal me up with the Seal?
[01:11:07] DarkShadows: There's far worse things than death.
[01:11:12] DarkShadows: Oh no. You'll see.
[01:11:14] Mike Myers: Nope.
[01:11:43] Not Wally: You're going to pay for what you did to Panda
[01:11:50] The Handed One: speaking of the Seal. Guess what being can be locked inside a trunk in my basement?
[01:12:10] DarkShadows: Guess who can find anyone and anything and is going to kick your ass.
[01:12:39] DarkShadows: There are power tiers, handjob. And you're not as strong as you think you are.
[01:13:05 | Edited 01:13:15] Mike Myers: Here's three hints.

Two words, omnipresent, and practically all-powerful.
[01:13:31] DarkShadows: And also, on our side.
[01:13:43] The Handed One: oh, really... XD
[01:13:50] Mike Myers: You son of a bitch. Listen, if you so much as kill one more being, break a single baby bone, and your suffering will last for the rest of eternity twofold you sonofabitch.

And this is of course on top of the hundred-fold worsening for killing Panda.
[01:14:15] Mike Myers: ...okay I'll hide now.
[01:14:36] The Handed One: Hmm...
[01:14:45] The Handed One: what is this slime I'm covered in
[01:14:49] The Handed One: its everywhere
[01:15:01] Mike Myers: ...Shadows?
[01:15:06] DarkShadows: ?
[01:15:08] Mike Myers: Do you think the slime means...?
[01:15:11] DarkShadows: ...
[01:15:14] Mike Myers: Ooooh I hope it means what I think it means.
[01:15:18] DarkShadows: Oh so do I.
[01:15:20] Mike Myers: Mike Myers sits down and pulls out popcorn.
[01:15:24] The Handed One: what is the slime
[01:15:27] DarkShadows: DarkShadows shares popcorn
[01:15:28] Mike Myers: Taste venegance you baby-devouring piece of shit.
[01:15:28] The Handed One: somebody tell me
[01:15:30] Mike Myers: Mike Myers eats popcorn.
[01:15:38] Mike Myers: ...I hope my theory's not wrong.
[01:15:43] DarkShadows: No, I can't. Part of the prophecy. *snarky*
[01:15:51] The Handed One: LOL
[01:16:06] The Handed One: Ok, ehm Im guessing you think Slenderman is going to show up
[01:16:06] Mike Myers: So... about how much slime is on you?
[01:16:10] Mike Myers: Nope.
[01:16:14] DarkShadows: *laughs*
[01:16:16] DarkShadows: nope.
[01:16:19] Mike Myers: But the slime indicates something else.
[01:16:28] Bunny: Wow Handjob you're stupid as fuck
[01:16:36] DarkShadows: Something else you won't like.
[01:17:01] DarkShadows: Is the slime grey, Handjob?
[01:17:21] The Handed One: well yeah
[01:17:37] DarkShadows: *evil little smirk*
[01:17:45] DarkShadows: smile and nod, boys, smile and nod.
[01:17:47] Mike Myers: Wait one more question Handed One.
[01:17:51] The Handed One: what?
[01:17:52] Mike Myers: How many babies have you killed?
[01:17:56] The Handed One: none
[01:17:58] Mike Myers: Oh.
[01:17:59] The Handed One: I dont kill babies
[01:17:59] Mike Myers: Good.
[01:18:02] Mike Myers: At least there's that.
[01:18:04] Mike Myers: But still.
[01:18:07] Mike Myers: You killed Panda
[01:18:09] Mike Myers: not good.
[01:18:19] DarkShadows: *checks watch*
[01:18:24] The Handed One: Oh
[01:18:26] The Handed One: I get it
[01:18:31] The Handed One: you are waiting for Exa
[01:18:34] Mike Myers: Erm, no.
[01:18:40] Mike Myers: Well, yes.
[01:18:53] Mike Myers: But who knows? The Grey Slime itself might do some nasty shit on its own.
[01:19:01] DarkShadows: As you said, I don't doubt she'd be pissed at you for killing off a servent.
[01:19:25] Mike Myers: And also you're... an omnicidal mutant massacrer of hundreds with a penchant for torture and suffering.
[01:19:34] Mike Myers: And that's bad.
[01:19:47] The Handed One: oh Zack, you say the sweetest things
[01:20:57] Bunny: Bunny lost all hope
[01:21:06] The Handed One: ok what is this now?
[01:21:08] DarkShadows: Bunny, lose no hope.
[01:21:09] The Handed One: wait
[01:21:20] The Handed One: I knew I forgot to plan something
[01:21:27] The Handed One: brb guys
[01:21:31] Mike Myers: Okay.
[01:21:39] DarkShadows: ... fuck yeah Exa kick his ass.
[01:21:47] Mike Myers: What if he has Exa locked up somewhere?
[01:21:59] DarkShadows: ... we'd not have the slime then, would we?
[01:22:01] Mike Myers: Power tiers go I don't know if they're equally matched or if one is stronger than the others.
[01:22:04] Mike Myers: Huh.
[01:22:07] Mike Myers: You're right.
[01:22:11] Mike Myers: But the fact that Exa's not here
[01:22:13] Mike Myers: forbodes things.
[01:22:28] DarkShadows: ... hm maybe Pandy is getting him from the inside.
[01:22:34] The Handed One: OH SHIT, FREAKING THING.
[01:22:44] Mike Myers: Oooh.
[01:22:56] DarkShadows: Hm?
[01:22:57] The Handed One: IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS
[01:23:01] Mike Myers: Well Handed One, looks like you're fucked royally Altered or not.
[01:23:04] DarkShadows: heheh.
[01:23:06] DarkShadows: Good.
[01:23:11] Mike Myers: Hey Shadows
[01:23:12] DarkShadows: Hope it hurts, Handjob.
[01:23:14] DarkShadows: yesh?
[01:23:15] Mike Myers: question
[01:23:16] DarkShadows: ?
[01:23:22] The Handed One: what????????????
*FSs
[01:23:25] Mike Myers: do you think the Handed One will be in pain for all eternity?
[01:23:29] Mike Myers: I hope so.
[01:23:33] DarkShadows: I hope. 'cause seriously.
[01:23:34] Mike Myers: :3
[01:23:36] Mike Myers: Like.
[01:23:52] DarkShadows: Hoping he doesn't die though that could be bad.
[01:24:03] The Seal: This was easy
[01:24:07] Mike Myers: Huh?
[01:24:09] DarkShadows: ?
[01:24:17] Mike Myers: ...not-Handed?
[01:24:21] Mike Myers: Are you Not-Handed?
[01:24:22] The Seal: o.o?
[01:24:25] Mike Myers: Ooooh.
[01:24:26] DarkShadows: ...
[01:24:31] DarkShadows: YOU GOT OUT
[01:24:32] DarkShadows: OMG
[01:24:37] DarkShadows: I COULD HUG YOU RIGHT NOW
[01:24:37] Mike Myers: Did you trap the Handed One?
[01:24:42] The Seal: I did
[01:24:44] Mike Myers: Is he going to suffer for all eternity?
[01:24:44] Mike Myers: :D
[01:24:48] The Seal: not sure
[01:24:55] DarkShadows: DarkShadows hugs the Seal so much
[01:25:01] Mike Myers: ...so not even going to keep him locked away until the end of time? :c
[01:25:04] Mike Myers: Jk
[01:25:05] Mike Myers: still
[01:25:07] Mike Myers: OMG
[01:25:09] Mike Myers: SO GLAD
[01:25:09] Mike Myers: :D
[01:25:12] DarkShadows: ... Panda though...
[01:25:17] Mike Myers: ...
[01:25:18] Mike Myers: Panda.
[01:25:19 | Edited 01:25:23] The Seal: He thought that normal rope was enough to keep me there
[01:25:28] The Seal: that was stupid
[01:25:30] Mike Myers: Okay
[01:25:35] DarkShadows: he's not too bright is he?
[01:25:41] The Seal: appearantly not
[01:25:45] Mike Myers: So the Handed One is like the epitome of the Dumb Mook Captain?
[01:25:53] DarkShadows: heh, tropes...
[01:25:57] Mike Myers: Tropes are always fun.
[01:26:01] DarkShadows: ...
[01:26:02] Mike Myers: I'm not looking forward to the Dragon.
[01:26:09] The Seal: Dragon of who
[01:26:13] Mike Myers: The Dragon
[01:26:19] The Seal: I know but
[01:26:21] Mike Myers: it means second in command to the major antagonistic force.
[01:26:21] DarkShadows: brb guys
[01:26:24] Mike Myers: In this case the Wooden Girl.
[01:26:27] The Seal: if this was a series who is the major antagonistic force?
[01:26:38] Mike Myers: Is the Cold Boy dead yet?
[01:26:43] The Seal: No
[01:26:51] Mike Myers: Then the Cold Boy is, at this point, the Big Bad
[01:27:06] The Seal: Eva being his dragon?
[01:27:12] Mike Myers: Eva is the dragon
[01:27:18] The Seal: ninja
[01:27:23] Mike Myers: Wooden Girl is the Dark Action Girl

and... well...
[01:27:36] Lily: brb
[01:27:39] Mike Myers: erm what else is trying to destroy all of everything?
[01:27:49] The Seal: The Simulated?
[01:27:56] Mike Myers: The Simulated is... well... hang on.
[01:28:11] The Seal: Am I a ladybug now?
[01:28:12] DarkShadows: back
[01:28:18] Mike Myers: Maybe.
[01:28:27] DarkShadows: you can be an honorary ladybug if you want. I consider you one.
[01:28:36] DarkShadows: ... wait does that also make Slendy and Willow ladybugs?
[01:28:41] Mike Myers: Oh and the Simulated and the Handed One are both The Brute (not to be confused with the Fear The Brute)
[01:28:50] DarkShadows: hm
[01:28:50] Mike Myers: by the way... do we know whether or not the Brute is with or against us?
[01:29:00] Mike Myers: Because if so The Brute would be the epitome of... well... The Brute.
[01:29:03] DarkShadows: If he's with us things just got exponentially more simple for us.
[01:29:05] The Seal: the what now?
[01:29:14] Mike Myers: Huh.
[01:29:17] Mike Myers: Nm.
[01:29:54] DarkShadows: As far as I know the Fears mostly won't mess with us, unless they are actively against us.
[01:30:26] DarkShadows: brb again
[01:30:28] Mike Myers: The Brute is a Fear, if it exists at all. My knowledge of all you beings is  95% rumor, truthful or otherwise, and 5% concrete fact.
[01:30:49] Mike Myers: So... Brute is like... Fear of War.
[01:30:54] The Seal: oh
[01:31:00] The Seal: I dont think that exists
[01:31:04] Mike Myers: No?
[01:31:06] The Seal: never heard of it
[01:31:19] The Seal: Blind Man has never mentioned it either so
[01:31:20] Mike Myers: Welp, thank God we don't have to deal wih it.
[01:31:35] Mike Myers: And thank God it probably doesn't even exist.
[01:32:15] Mike Myers: Okay, what were we talking about?
[01:32:31] The Seal: ehm
[01:32:54] DarkShadows: back
[01:33:43] Mike Myers: So- how many eldritch beings have to go down? :I
[01:34:02] Mike Myers: And by that I mean either get absorbed or trapped or just defeated in some nonlethal way.
[01:34:06] DarkShadows: Yeah plz
[01:34:13] DarkShadows: let's try not to have things die.
[01:34:17] Mike Myers: Yeah.
[01:34:33] Mike Myers: Okay I got to go.
[01:34:43] The Seal: goodbye
[01:34:54] The Seal: ...
[01:35:01] DarkShadows: ... goodbye, and good luck.
[01:35:15] The Seal: I was saying goodbye to Zack
[01:35:24] The Seal: shame about Pandora
[01:35:31] DarkShadows: oh.
[01:35:33] DarkShadows: ... yes.
[01:36:17] The Seal: well, this was gonna happen...eventually. In these matters its an inevitability
[01:36:23] The Seal: almost
[01:36:35] DarkShadows: ... almost.
[01:43:57] DarkShadows: ... *is quiet*
[01:45:04] The Seal: yeah
[01:45:11] The Seal: ok, this has not been a happy day
[01:45:17] DarkShadows: ...
[01:45:24] The Seal: not that there have been happy days since this whole thing started
[01:45:31] The Seal: I blame Eva
[01:45:53] DarkShadows: I just wish i'd never gotten roped into this.
[01:46:16] The Seal: yeah, now you kind of feel obligated right?
[01:46:16] DarkShadows: ... I wish to Hell I never had. Maybe it would have been better.
[01:46:20] DarkShadows: *nods*
[01:46:25] DarkShadows: Now I don't think I have a choice.
[01:46:27] The Seal: *hug*
[01:46:45] DarkShadows: Not when one of our two helpful entities can find anyone, anywhere, at any time. I literally can't escape.
[01:47:16] DarkShadows: And there's no way the Willow would let me just run off either.
[01:47:54] DarkShadows: ... Is it just me, or does the clown chick in that video make anyone else feel a bit nervous?
[01:48:18] The Seal: yeah
[01:48:25] The Seal: SHE STOLE MY ACCOUNT
[01:48:35] The Seal: I CANT MAKE A NEW ONE BECAUSE GOOGLE BEING A PRICK
[01:48:44] DarkShadows: No I mean besides that. There's... something about her, something weird, and it's making me nervous as hell.
[01:50:46] Bunny: ^ Yeah
[01:50:50] Bunny: I know what you mean
[01:51:08] DarkShadows: It's hard to explain but she scares me.
[01:54:58] The Seal: I get that
[01:55:04] The Seal: she's a clown
[01:55:09] The Seal: clowns are scary
[01:55:11] DarkShadows: ... no. It's not that.
[01:55:17] DarkShadows: It's... something else. I can't place what.
[01:55:22] The Seal: ok
[01:55:31] The Seal: Im in need of going
[01:55:39] The Seal: can anybody log this?
[01:55:47] DarkShadows: alright, see you later, and I can't log, I'm busy.
[01:55:59] The Seal: and perhaps write a friendly RIP post on the blog for good ol' Pandora
[04:17:16] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: OH MY GODS
[04:17:21] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: PANDA IS DEAD
[04:17:24] DarkShadows: ... yes
[04:17:31] DarkShadows: ... I'm so sorry. (hug)
[04:17:38] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ;(
[04:17:48] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: (hug)
[04:19:11] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ;(;(;(;(;(;(
[04:19:26] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I wish there was an emote for loud, extensive crying :c
[04:19:28] DarkShadows: Please don't cry brah...
[04:19:36] DarkShadows: *clings*
[04:19:47] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I'm sorry, I can't stop. The tears are just...
[04:19:51] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ;(
[04:19:56] DarkShadows: I know...
[04:20:38] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: (hug)

AnotherYear Log 11 - Exa

The following is a Skype chat transcript from 6/7/13. It details a conversation between Exa and I. I believe I may have learned something about her allegiance, and about my role in things... We may have something else to worry about, Ladybugs. ~ Shadows

[12:30:56 AM] Lily: Has Willow returned?
[12:31:18 AM] DarkShadows: no.
[12:31:30 AM] Lily: bah x.x
[12:38:30 AM] Lily: where could she be?
[12:39:28 AM] DarkShadows: I'm not sure... but she wouldn't answer me about Slendy. Then again she's not on very good terms with him.
[12:39:43 AM] DarkShadows: It doesn't seem she likes him.
[12:39:55 AM] DarkShadows: At least from my research.
[12:41:12 AM] Lily: Exa is back. She told me to go bring in a slenderproxy that she needs for a "project" of hers.
[12:41:23 AM] DarkShadows: ... huh.
[12:41:48 AM] DarkShadows: call me nuts, I don't trust her.
[12:42:07 AM] DarkShadows: Any idea what she wants the Proxy for?
[12:42:15 AM] Lily: Who do you trust?
[12:42:43 AM] DarkShadows: ... the lesser evil, and in this case that's Slendy, Willow, and the Seal.
[12:44:52 AM] Lily: Why would she ask me. Im only human. I mean Im not Frank!
[12:45:04 AM] DarkShadows: ... I don't know. But I want to before you say yes.
[12:45:15 AM] DarkShadows: She might try to trick you.
[12:45:22 AM] Lily: you want to what?
[12:45:33 AM] DarkShadows: know what she is planning.
[12:45:50 AM] Lily: want to talk to her?
[12:46:26 AM] DarkShadows: I'm nervous to do it alone... but I might have no choice.
[12:46:36 AM] DarkShadows: I suppose I can call Willow if we need backup.
[12:46:46 AM] Lily [Exa]: Well hello my dear
[12:47:07 AM] Lily [Exa]: long time no talk. How have you been?
[12:47:19 AM] DarkShadows: Hello, Exa. Question, and apologies if this seems out of place... what exactly do you want Lily for?
[12:47:50 AM] DarkShadows: And why a Slenderproxy?
[12:48:12 AM] Lily[Exa]: Oh I need her to bring me a proxy that I need for an experiment of mine.
[12:48:24 AM] Lily[Exa]: I have my reasons.
[12:48:36 AM] DarkShadows: ... what kind of experiment? Because to be honest I don't trust it to be something beneficial to the rest of us.
[12:49:03 AM] DarkShadows: Mistrust is kind of something that happens when you force someone to choose between their friends or serving an eldritch being for eternity.
[12:49:07 AM] Lily[Exa]: oh really. That hurts my feelings Dark.
[12:49:31 AM] Lily[Exa]: I think you owe me an apology.
[12:49:58 AM] DarkShadows: With behavior like what you've been showing how *can* we trust you? But fine. I apologize, and I won't bring it up again.
[12:50:38 AM] Lily[Exa]: If you really want to know
[12:51:01 AM] Lily[Exa]: Im trying to discover the anatomy of a proxy. If it differs from humans.
[12:51:25 AM] DarkShadows: Honestly, I don't think it does... Once human, pretty much always human... They aren't like Altereds. They can die.
[12:52:05 AM] Lily[Exa]: How else can I find that out but with a good dissecting.
[12:52:38 AM] DarkShadows: *shrugs* Ask one? There's other ways to answer questions besides killing and forcibly obtaining, you know. Just saying.
[12:53:24 AM] DarkShadows: ... Whose side are you on here, Exa? Are you trying to help us, or...?
[12:53:37 AM] Lily[Exa]: its not as much fun as this way
[12:53:44 AM] Lily[Exa]: hmm
[12:53:57 AM] Lily[Exa]: do you think Im helping you?
[12:54:09 AM] DarkShadows: I can't imagine someone who enjoys her work as much as you... would want the universe to die and take her with it.
[12:54:23 AM] DarkShadows: Honestly? I think you're somewhat hindering us and you have one of our Ladybugs.
[12:55:21 AM] Lily[Exa]: I dont care what happens either way. If you succeed then great if not then it wont matter.
[12:55:40 AM] Lily[Exa]: I honestly dont care dear
[12:57:37 AM] DarkShadows: Then you're neutral.
[12:57:48 AM] Lily[Exa]: Yes
[12:57:54 AM] Lily[Exa]: speaking of exists
[12:58:00 AM] DarkShadows: Well at least you're not against us...
[12:58:05 AM] Lily[Exa]: Your friend Bunny
[12:58:08 AM] DarkShadows: ...
[12:58:13 AM] Lily[Exa]: Is he serving anyone?
[12:58:20 AM] DarkShadows: No, but you can't have him.
[12:58:35 AM] Lily[Exa]: how not?
[12:58:43 AM] DarkShadows: If he is serving someone, I don't know whom.
[12:59:11 AM] Lily[Exa]: why cant I have him?
[12:59:34 AM] DarkShadows: Because we kind of need our Ladybugs to not be Altered servants.
[12:59:59 AM] Lily[Exa]: why?
[1:00:05 AM] DarkShadows: Because it hinders us.
[1:00:28 AM] DarkShadows: Why the Hell do you want so many of us anyway?
[1:00:47 AM] DarkShadows: What is so special about us?
[1:00:50 AM] Lily[Exa]: Well I was just thinking
[1:01:04 AM] Lily[Exa]: he seemed to want to become an exist
[1:01:10 AM] DarkShadows: He did?
[1:01:29 AM] Lily[Exa]: judging by his conversation with Pandora
[1:01:45 AM] DarkShadows: I don't recall. I get small periods of memory loss every so often.
[1:02:21 AM] Lily[Exa]: I dont really need more servants. I just felt like doing him a favor.
[1:02:44 AM] DarkShadows: Maybe ask when he's here then.
[1:02:56 AM] Lily[Exa]: Pandora is serving his purpose well at the moment.
[1:02:58 AM] DarkShadows: *shrugs* I can't speak for him.
[1:03:08 AM] DarkShadows: What do your servants even do?
[1:03:22 AM] DarkShadows: and what purpose is Pandora serving?
[1:03:45 AM] Lily[Exa]: my normal servants are simply humans who worship me.
[1:03:59 AM] Lily[Exa]: but Pandora...pandora is something else.
[1:04:17 AM] DarkShadows: ... what?
[1:04:30 AM] DarkShadows: is Pandora, that is?
[1:04:50 AM] Lily[Exa]: Pandora is an experiment
[1:05:14 AM] DarkShadows: You are quite scientific, aren't you?
[1:05:17 AM] Lily[Exa]: to see what effect it has on people eating the slime that covers my domain.
[1:05:17 AM] DarkShadows: Curious about things.
[1:05:26 AM] DarkShadows: hm
[1:05:36 AM] Lily[Exa]: Im quite curious
[1:05:56 AM] DarkShadows: That explains why you're neutral then. To see the outcome.
[1:06:01 AM] DarkShadows: ... I can understand that.
[1:06:16 AM] Lily[Exa]: Indeed
[1:06:22 AM] DarkShadows: Being of a scientific bent myself...
[1:06:59 AM] DarkShadows: Don't get any ideas about taking me, I've already got two Eldritch beings that keep tabs on my ass and I don't need more sleepless nights.
[1:07:10 AM] Lily[Exa]: Pandora I took because I felt his past...it lingered over him that he was an unhappy human. I wished to see if I could fix that.
[1:07:18 AM] DarkShadows: hm
[1:07:43 AM] DarkShadows: Admirable, but I'm not sure a tragic past can be fixed with anything other than eventual healing.
[1:08:31 AM] Lily[Exa]: perhaps there is a way to speed up the process
[1:09:01 AM] DarkShadows: ... that's the thing, Exa. Emotions aren't logical. They aren't a process, they're a result.
[1:09:28 AM] DarkShadows: Learning to cope, that's a process.
[1:10:14 AM] Lily[Exa]: I dont understand emotions
[1:10:21 AM] DarkShadows: Far be it from me to explain, then.
[1:10:29 AM] Lily[Exa]: I dislike not understanding
[1:10:50 AM] DarkShadows: I think we all do.
[1:11:07 AM] Lily[Exa]: do you know how old I am?
[1:11:12 AM] DarkShadows: No.
[1:11:30 AM] Lily[Exa]: Care to guess?
[1:11:45 AM] DarkShadows: I would imagine quite old, but you look roughly seven to me.
[1:12:16 AM] DarkShadows: I don't know what the Tall Guy did to you, if he indeed made you.
[1:12:18 AM] Lily[Exa]: Im 12
[1:12:28 AM] DarkShadows: Then my perception is faulty.
[1:13:10 AM] Lily[Exa]: Slenderman did make me. My mind aged rapidly but my body did not.
[1:13:24 AM] DarkShadows: ... Did it hurt you?
[1:13:48 AM] Lily[Exa]: Extremely
[1:13:55 AM] DarkShadows: ... I am sorry.
[1:15:31 AM] Lily[Exa]: The Blind man told me of you. I have read his book that holds all prophecies.
[1:15:38 AM] DarkShadows: hm
[1:15:49 AM] DarkShadows: And what did the Keeper of Memories tell you?
[1:15:53 AM] DarkShadows: about me that is?
[1:16:31 AM] Lily[Exa]: Id rather not say.
[1:16:43 AM] DarkShadows: ... why?
[1:17:51 AM] DarkShadows: Would it be something harmful to know...
[1:18:14 AM] DarkShadows: Or is it really that awful?
[1:18:21 AM] Lily[Exa]: You are referred to as "The Forsaken Creator" in his book.
[1:18:41 AM] DarkShadows: ... Creator of... and Forsaken from... what?
[1:19:01 AM] Lily[Exa]: I dont wish to tell you.
[1:19:07 AM] DarkShadows: *sighs* Fine.
[1:19:10 AM] Lily[Exa]: You arent ready
[1:19:26 AM] DarkShadows: I'll assume you're protecting my puny human mind or whatever.
[1:19:55 AM] DarkShadows: ... But should I be afraid?
[1:20:05 AM] Lily[Exa]: Your mind isnt puny
[1:20:20 AM] Lily[Exa]: And I would be in your shoes.
[1:20:27 AM] DarkShadows: *small smirk* Thanks for the confidence boost.
[1:20:56 AM] DarkShadows: You'd be in my shoes...? Are you trying to say you admire me or something?
[1:21:36 AM] Lily[Exa]: I do
[1:21:56 AM] DarkShadows: Well I suppose that makes more than one being that admires me.
[1:22:33 AM] Lily[Exa]: I have to leave. Ive got to deal with the Wooden Girl now.
[1:22:47 AM] DarkShadows: *nods* Well then, good luck.
[1:22:59 AM] DarkShadows: *small smirk* Kick her ass good and hard for me?
[1:23:02 AM] Lily[Exa]: She is killing my worshippers
[1:23:14 AM] DarkShadows: Then kick her ass twice as hard.
[1:23:30 AM] Lily: Back o.o
[1:23:46 AM] Lily: looks like you two had an interesting discussion.
[1:24:07 AM] DarkShadows: We did.
[1:24:24 AM] DarkShadows: At least I think we know where she lies on our threat scale now.
[1:24:41 AM] DarkShadows: And if she's going to deal with something that wants to fuck us all over, she can't be all bad...
[1:24:45 AM] Lily: Where does she lie?
[1:24:50 AM] DarkShadows: Somewhere around neutral.
[1:25:01 AM] DarkShadows: I think she intends to observe.
[1:25:19 AM] Lily: Thats good
[1:25:24 AM] Lily: I think
[1:25:34 AM] DarkShadows: ... I wish I knew why so many beings seem to admire me.
[1:25:42 AM] DarkShadows: What's so damn special about me?
[1:26:29 AM] Lily: Appearantly you are in the Blind Mans book
[1:26:36 AM] Lily: *reads your convo*
[1:27:39 AM] DarkShadows: Yes.
[1:27:46 AM] DarkShadows: Honestly i'm not sure if that is a good or bad thing.
[1:28:08 AM] Lily: The Forsaken Creator doesnt sound good
[1:29:00 AM] DarkShadows: no.
[1:29:07 AM] DarkShadows: ... now I am even more frightened.
[1:29:27 AM] DarkShadows: ... Why am I forsaken. The creator of what?
[1:29:49 AM] Lily: I dont even know

[EDITED] A Slight Recollection of Events, Part Five

Alright, so the guys talked me into rewriting this thing. I am just so uuuuuuugggggghhhhhhhhhh right now...

Okay so. The guys talked for a bit. They like started freaking out about Tribe Twelve because the guy flipped off Slenderman or something (although considering Slenderman is a very real and easily angered eldritch creature, I seriously question their doing so...)

So, fangirling aside, The Jazz (previously known as Frank Slenderman) found Jessica Yale's blog. She was apparently trapped in the Empty City, but they sent Slenderman over to help her out. He brought her back with Frank and them.

While the guys were busy telling her what was going on, a mysterious guest walked into the tinychat and commented on how odd they were, before mysteriously disappearing. Whether this is relevant or not is as of yet unknown.

It was after Guest left that our Ladybug heroes suddenly remembered it was Samsson who gave Eva the list of the Ladybugs. It was Samsson that put us all in this situation in the first place. We must consult with him later. Keep that in mind, Ladybugs.

It was then that the Seal came in. It, she, asked to speak to Willow. She revealed she was the last person whom the Willow knew when she was human. Yes, shocking, I know. So, Shadows summoned Willow and she and the Seal had a touching reunion. I'm sure it would've been more touching if I'd been there >_>

Then the Seal revealed that the Wooden Girl, the Handed One, and the Simulated are also omnicidal maniacs who want to destroy all life and existence. So, the Seal agrees to try and eat the two omnicidal Altered and then promptly leaves, so the guys call up Jazz who calls up Slenderman, who says yes, he can absorb Sentimentals and Altered and even Fears unto himself, and that he would gladly do so.

However we don't want him to absorb all of them, so they decide he should start with the Cold Boy and work his way up from there. So, uh. I guess that problem is solved. Probably.

That's... about it. Did I do good this time, guise? I hope I did...

AnotherYear Log 10 - Enemies Become Friends Become Enemies

This is the TinyChat transcript from 6/5/13. It contains everything after Jazz suggests we move to TinyChat. We learned some useful information tonight, and figured out a few of our enemies... ~ Shadows

darkshadows entered the room.
*Type /help for a list of commands.*
[12:30 AM] jazz entered the room.
[12:31 AM] jazz: Alright
[12:31 AM] pandora entered the room.
[12:31 AM] darkshadows: hello
[12:31 AM] jazz: *waits for the others to arrive*
[12:31 AM] guest-2500522 changed nickname to pandora
[12:32 AM] darkshadows: hi pandora.
[12:32 AM] pandora: Hello
[12:32 AM] zack entered the room.
[12:33 AM] guest-2500537 changed nickname to zack
[12:33 AM] darkshadows: hi zack.
[12:33 AM] zack: Hi world!
[12:34 AM] jessicayale entered the room.
[12:34 AM] darkshadows: *also waits for others to show up
[12:34 AM] darkshadows: hello guest
[12:34 AM] guest-2500555 changed nickname to ritter
[12:34 AM] darkshadows: ...
[12:34 AM] darkshadows: hiding now
[12:34 AM] ritter: T'te dkrec niy
[12:34 AM] zack: *gives Shadows the table*
[12:35 AM] darkshadows: *hides under table*
[12:35 AM] jazz: he says the deed is done
[12:35 AM] ritter changed nickname to jessicayale
[12:35 AM] zack: Jessica! Hello!
[12:35 AM] jessicayale: ...
[12:35 AM] zack: ...you okay?
[12:35 AM] zack: o.o
[12:35 AM] jessicayale: I have no clue what is going on
[12:35 AM] darkshadows: hi jessica there's room under here if you're too scared to move.
[12:36 AM] jessicayale: This man, he just came up and ehm
[12:36 AM] jessicayale: saved me
[12:36 AM] jessicayale: but I felt like he was going to kill me
[12:36 AM] jessicayale: violently
[12:36 AM] darkshadows: i know the feeling. ;-;
[12:36 AM] darkshadows: like i said, table. you can hide under here too.
[12:37 AM] jazz: so
[12:37 AM] jazz: what now
[12:37 AM] zack: I say let's talk for a while.
[12:37 AM] zack: Who knows? Maybe some Altered will stumble along-
[12:37 AM] jazz: also, I think this will be our future meeting place, I'll just let you know when to go
[12:37 AM] jazz: here
[12:37 AM] jazz: on skype
[12:37 AM] zack: maybe even play a creepy vid.
[12:37 AM] zack: Okay!
[12:37 AM] darkshadows: ok, probably better.
[12:37 AM] zack: I like Tinychat.
[12:37 AM] jessicayale: whatishappening?
[12:38 AM] zack: You okay?
[12:38 AM] darkshadows: jessica?
[12:38 AM] bunny entered the room.
[12:38 AM] zack: Guest.
[12:38 AM] guest-2500600 changed nickname to bunny
[12:38 AM] jessicayale: Sure, I'm okay I just spent the last six weeks of my life in that thing
[12:38 AM] darkshadows: oh it's just you bunny.
[12:38 AM] zack: O.O
[12:39 AM] zack: Oh- oh God I'm so sorry.
[12:39 AM] darkshadows: ... *hugs jessica*
[12:39 AM] jessicayale: can somebody
[12:39 AM] jessicayale: explain to me
[12:39 AM] jessicayale: the situation
[12:39 AM] darkshadows: ... someone link her the logs... heheh, lincoln logs. XD
[12:39 AM] zack: Omniversal destruction is going to come by the hands of Eva and Cold Boy.
[12:39 AM] jazz: why dont you take this one toots *points at Dark*
[12:39 AM] darkshadows: Eva is an asshole and she's going to destroy the world.
[12:39 AM] darkshadows: Also so is the Cold Boy.
[12:39 AM] pandora: and Exa
[12:39 AM] pandora: maybe
[12:39 AM] pandora: possibly
[12:40 AM] pandora: IM COVERED IN SLIME
[12:40 AM] pandora: q.q
[12:40 AM] zack: It's okay Pandora.
[12:40 AM] zack: *hugs*
[12:40 AM] darkshadows: Also I am quickly re-evaluating Tall and Creepy since I was kinda the one
[12:40 AM] darkshadows: who suggested we send him...
[12:41 AM] jazz: actually I came up with the idea
[12:41 AM] darkshadows: yes, but *I* suggested sending someone who could teleport in.
[12:41 AM] jazz: I can teleport
[12:41 AM] jazz: so can Neva
[12:41 AM] jazz: and Jordan
[12:42 AM] zack: Weeeelp.
[12:42 AM] jazz: and Willow
[12:42 AM] darkshadows: yes.
[12:42 AM] jazz: just saying
[12:42 AM] zack: And... most eldritch beings.
[12:42 AM] darkshadows: I know.
[12:42 AM] darkshadows: Zack... I dunno if *most* eldricth beings can teleport.
[12:42 AM] guest entered the room.
[12:42 AM] zack: Guest.
[12:42 AM] darkshadows: another guest.
[12:42 AM] guest-2500663 changed nickname to guest
[12:42 AM] zack: If it's Cold Boy I swear to god...
[12:42 AM] zack: oh...
[12:42 AM] zack: just a guest.
[12:42 AM] huehuehue entered the room.
[12:43 AM] zack: More guests.
[12:43 AM] guest-2500672 changed nickname to huehuehue
[12:43 AM] darkshadows: ...
[12:43 AM] huehuehue left the room.
[12:43 AM] darkshadows: well that's good news.
[12:43 AM] darkshadows: so... who are you, guest?
[12:43 AM] zack: *stares down guest*
[12:43 AM] darkshadows: *is nervous*
[12:44 AM] darkshadows: ...
[12:44 AM] jessicayale: o.o
[12:44 AM] pandora: o.o
[12:44 AM] jazz: ???
[12:45 AM] zack: Well so long as it doesn't spout creepy broadcasts or garble words I'm fine with it.
[12:45 AM] darkshadows: ^
[12:46 AM] jessicayale: so
[12:46 AM] jessicayale: can somebody
[12:46 AM] jessicayale: slowly and simply
[12:46 AM] jessicayale: explain
[12:46 AM] jessicayale: things
[12:46 AM] darkshadows: okay. so, Jessica.
[12:47 AM] darkshadows: Do you remember Willow, before she became the Willow?
[12:47 AM] pandora: Yes
[12:47 AM] pandora: tell us
[12:47 AM] darkshadows: ...
[12:47 AM] pandora: almighty Jessica
[12:47 AM] darkshadows: oh sorry that creeped me out a second, pandora.
[12:47 AM] darkshadows: damn I am too jumpy tonight.
[12:47 AM] guest: you guys are a bit odd
[12:47 AM] zack: o.o
[12:47 AM] zack: HE SPEAKS
[12:48 AM] jessicayale: o.o
[12:48 AM] zack: SHE/IT/HE/ZE SPEAKS
[12:48 AM] darkshadows: ... who are you guest?
[12:48 AM] jessicayale: But yeah I remember Willow
[12:48 AM] jessicayale: back when she was human
[12:48 AM] darkshadows: Jessica, there's a servant of hers that wants to make her human.
[12:48 AM] darkshadows: that is a bad thing.
[12:48 AM] jessicayale: why?
[12:48 AM] zack: Omniverse-goes-boom kind of bad thing... but that was...
[12:48 AM] darkshadows: because it means destruiction of absolutely everything in the known universe.
[12:48 AM] zack: It wrecks the eldritch order of things.
[12:49 AM] zack: And she already tore it up pretty badly humanifying The Egg.
[12:49 AM] darkshadows: If her servant, Eva, if she succeeds... life as we know it and everything else will...
[12:49 AM] jessicayale: The Egg?
[12:49 AM] darkshadows: well, be destroyed.
[12:49 AM] jessicayale: thats not good
[12:49 AM] darkshadows: Another being, like the Willow, but not quite as powerful.
[12:49 AM] zack: Not just this universe- the multiverse- the multimultiverse- and anything beyond that.
[12:49 AM] darkshadows: no. it's not.
[12:49 AM] darkshadows: so we need to stop her.
[12:49 AM] darkshadows: Eva that is.
[12:49 AM] jessicayale: ok
[12:50 AM] jessicayale: where do I fit in?
[12:50 AM] darkshadows: We have most of the Fears at least backing us or staying out of our hair.
[12:50 AM] darkshadows: we have a few Altereds actively helping us.
[12:50 AM] darkshadows: We have Exa pretty much being a bitch.
[12:50 AM] zack: Some MIGHT sympathize with Eva and Cold Boy, but so far none have stood up yet.
[12:50 AM] darkshadows: yeah... not.
[12:51 AM] darkshadows: Exa has pretty much, I think saying she hates the universe still coutns as sympathizing.
[12:51 AM] zack: Actually most likely none are stupid or suicidal enough to destroy all things everywhere.
[12:51 AM] darkshadows: and she never said she'd NOT side with them, she said she wouldn't kill us.
[12:51 AM] zack: Yes, but other than Exa who's a conniving bitchcanoe.
[12:51 AM] darkshadows: She's a wildcard and I do NOT trust ehr not to go back on what she already stated.
[12:51 AM] pandora: I can vouch for that
[12:51 AM] zack: None of the other Altered have showed themselves to be traitors to all that exists.
[12:52 AM] darkshadows: Some are actively on our side. We know Willow and Fleshangel are.
[12:52 AM] zack: Fleshangel tore Eva's arm off.
[12:52 AM] darkshadows: Slenderman is for the most part on our side.
[12:52 AM] zack: Two Sentimentals are on our side.
[12:52 AM] zack: Including Jazz. Say hello, Jazz!
[12:52 AM] darkshadows: *nods*
[12:52 AM] jazz: hello
[12:52 AM] jazz: So, hows a fine madam like you doing in these corners? *flirt*
[12:52 AM] jessicayale: ehm
[12:52 AM] darkshadows: so you need to help us, Jessica, by helping us find the other Altereds, and convince them
[12:52 AM] jessicayale: o.o''
[12:53 AM] darkshadows: that Eva is bad news and we're alright.
[12:53 AM] darkshadows: and the other Sentimentals too.
[12:53 AM] jessicayale: ok
[12:53 AM] jessicayale: why me specifically?
[12:53 AM] darkshadows: because apparently, Eva knows that you knew Willow.
[12:54 AM] jessicayale: how?
[12:54 AM] darkshadows: ... how many of the five Eva was going to gather do we have now, guys?
[12:54 AM] zack: Erm that makes four.
[12:54 AM] darkshadows: she had a list she got from someone.
[12:54 AM] zack: The last one's unnamed.
[12:54 AM] darkshadows: ... so we have four.
[12:54 AM] darkshadows: damn.
[12:54 AM] zack: So we need to talk to Samsson.
[12:54 AM] zack: Samsson has the list.
[12:54 AM] darkshadows: Guys, whatever we do... we cannot let these five near Willow.
[12:54 AM] darkshadows: I dunno if them simply being there inf ront of her will change her back or not.
[12:54 AM] zack: ...does this mean Samsson is working with Eva or just doesn't know?
[12:55 AM] darkshadows: and I do NOT wanna risk it.
[12:55 AM] darkshadows: he probably doesn't know.
[12:58 AM] guest left the room.
[12:58 AM] theseal entered the room.
[12:58 AM] guest-2500825 changed nickname to guest
[12:58 AM] darkshadows: ... that random guest left, and it's another random guest
[12:58 AM] zack1 entered the room.
[12:59 AM] guest-2500837 changed nickname to zack1
[12:59 AM] darkshadows: hi zack
[12:59 AM] darkshadows: again. XD
[12:59 AM] zack1: I had to unplug the internet.
[12:59 AM] zack1: Oh.
[12:59 AM] darkshadows: ...
[12:59 AM] zack1: Oh fuck.
[12:59 AM] zack1: Erm... you want a rhyme scheme sir?
[12:59 AM] darkshadows: ... baabaaa?
[12:59 AM] darkshadows: hm
[1:00 AM] darkshadows: alphabet that is being a stand in for binary?
[1:00 AM] jessicayale: looks like a cipher o.o
[1:00 AM] zack1: Oh.
[1:00 AM] darkshadows: a cypher...
[1:00 AM] jazz: Its Baconian
[1:00 AM] zack1: Baconian?
[1:00 AM] darkshadows: ?
[1:00 AM] bunny: eh
[1:00 AM] jazz: developed by Francis Bacon
[1:00 AM] zack1: OH.
[1:00 AM] darkshadows: huh.
[1:00 AM] bunny: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[1:01 AM] darkshadows: a rare bit of lore I didn't know...
[1:01 AM] darkshadows: nice, Jazz.
[1:01 AM] pandora: o.o
[1:01 AM] jazz: its what I do toots
[1:01 AM] guest changed nickname to theseal
[1:01 AM] darkshadows: ...
[1:01 AM] theseal: boo
[1:01 AM] zack1: Oh.
[1:01 AM] darkshadows: hello.
[1:01 AM] theseal: hello
[1:02 AM] theseal: ladybugs
[1:02 AM] jessicayale: what the?
[1:02 AM] zack1: You know we're on your side, right?
[1:02 AM] darkshadows: ^
[1:02 AM] jessicayale: WHO IS THIS NOW?
[1:02 AM] zack1: Eldritch Altered Cannibal Box Man
[1:02 AM] darkshadows: it... captures Altereds.
[1:02 AM] theseal: Does it matter to me?
[1:03 AM] darkshadows: Yes. because if you're not on our side, the omniverse will die.
[1:03 AM] zack1: ^
[1:03 AM] darkshadows: including you.
[1:03 AM] theseal: Oh, of course
[1:03 AM] theseal: not to say that I dont care
[1:03 AM] zack1: But you aren't gonna help us nor are you going to stop us?
[1:03 AM] theseal: but there is unfinished business I need to take care of
[1:04 AM] zack1: Ah.
[1:04 AM] darkshadows: who or what is it you seek?
[1:04 AM] jazz: BAABBAABBBAABAABAABAAABAAAAAAAABABBBABBAAAAAAABBABBAABBBAABABABBAABAAAABABBABABBABBBABABBA
[1:04 AM] theseal: Its in the code
[1:04 AM] theseal: I like codes
[1:04 AM] zack1: Did you do something to Jazz? D:
[1:04 AM] darkshadows: Well codes are fun.
[1:04 AM] darkshadows: no, he transcribed the video one into ehre so that we could copy it...
[1:04 AM] jazz: yeah
[1:05 AM] jazz: just google Baconian cipher
[1:05 AM] jazz: decrypt it
[1:05 AM] darkshadows: I was already on it, Jazz. ;)
[1:05 AM] jazz: sweet, you know you always were my favorite ladybug Dark
[1:05 AM] darkshadows: ... It wants Willow.
[1:05 AM] darkshadows: THESEALWANTSWILLOW
[1:06 AM] darkshadows: that is what it says.
[1:06 AM] theseal: smart girl
[1:06 AM] darkshadows: ... why?
[1:06 AM] theseal: Well
[1:06 AM] theseal: I have my reason
[1:06 AM] theseal: but this is not a Bond movie, now is it dear?
[1:06 AM] darkshadows: What exactly did she do to make you go after her?
[1:06 AM] darkshadows: no. it's not.
[1:06 AM] theseal: nothing, she did nothing
[1:06 AM] zack1: Question- does taking Willow fuck up the omniversal order?
[1:06 AM] theseal: no
[1:07 AM] darkshadows: well we kind of need her...
[1:07 AM] theseal: I wont kill her
[1:07 AM] darkshadows: she's kind of one of our only defenses at the moment.
[1:07 AM] theseal: I wont seal her
[1:07 AM] zack1: Then what are you going to do?
[1:07 AM] darkshadows: ... you will forgive me for being slightly skeptical. and what Zack asked.
[1:07 AM] theseal: I wish to talk to her
[1:08 AM] theseal: nothing more
[1:08 AM] theseal: nothing less
[1:08 AM] jessicayale: you lost me
[1:08 AM] jazz: ehm
[1:08 AM] jazz: so
[1:08 AM] jazz: what?
[1:09 AM] jessicayale: Seal, tell us why you want to talk to her
[1:09 AM] jessicayale: what about?
[1:10 AM] theseal: life
[1:10 AM] zack1: Life?
[1:10 AM] theseal: yes
[1:10 AM] zack1: Okay.
[1:10 AM] theseal: talk to me about life, dear weep
[1:10 AM] pandora: ...
[1:10 AM] darkshadows: ...
[1:11 AM] zack1: Weep's not... in the chat... is she?
[1:11 AM] jazz: she can be
[1:11 AM] zack1: Because two of the five are in here and... that's bad.
[1:11 AM] theseal: make that 3/5
[1:11 AM] zack1: ?
[1:11 AM] theseal: counting yours truly
[1:11 AM] darkshadows: ... oh my...
[1:11 AM] zack1: ....you're one of the five?
[1:12 AM] darkshadows: ... no wonder Eva wanted the five if the Seal is one of them.
[1:12 AM] theseal: indeed, the Blind Man called us five The Recessors.
[1:12 AM] darkshadows: I think she was going to use you to keep Willow trapped so she'd have to become human.
[1:13 AM] theseal: most likely
[1:13 AM] darkshadows: So we now know we cannot let those five near Willow, at all.
[1:13 AM] darkshadows: Does it need all five of them together for it to work?
[1:13 AM] jazz: I imagine so
[1:13 AM] zack left the room.
[1:14 AM] darkshadows: so then just the three in here won't work.
[1:14 AM] zack1: Well... three out of five isn't five out of five... but... that chance... still...
[1:14 AM] darkshadows: ^
[1:14 AM] darkshadows: I just worry.
[1:14 AM] darkshadows: I like not having everything cease to exist.
[1:14 AM] zack1: It would still be safer if only one of the five were here, but...
[1:14 AM] theseal: I wish to meet her
[1:14 AM] theseal: in person
[1:14 AM] darkshadows: ... well we can ask Jazz and jessica to leave.
[1:14 AM] zack1: Jazz? Jessica?
[1:14 AM] jazz: alright
[1:14 AM] darkshadows: they are two of the Five, aren't they?
[1:14 AM] jazz left the room.
[1:14 AM] zack1: Thanks man.
[1:15 AM] darkshadows: thanks Jazz.
[1:15 AM] jessicayale left the room.
[1:15 AM] darkshadows: and Jessica.
[1:15 AM] darkshadows: and it won't work with one...
[1:15 AM] zack1: Frank and Jessica, yeah, they were on the list.
[1:15 AM] theseal: I knew
[1:15 AM] darkshadows: I'd imagine if you got Willow caught by accident you could always let her out, Seal.
[1:15 AM] darkshadows: you knew what?
[1:16 AM] theseal: about Frank & Jessica
[1:16 AM] theseal: and yeah
[1:16 AM] theseal: I could
[1:16 AM] pandora: how do we get the Willow here?
[1:16 AM] zack1: Are there any SONGS the Willow likes that I can play on the broadcaster?
[1:16 AM] zack1: Is there a ritual chant?
[1:16 AM] darkshadows: ... she did say we could call her with her symbol, in salt.
[1:16 AM] darkshadows: she said that earlier today.
[1:17 AM] pandora: DO THAT
[1:17 AM] darkshadows: okay. in the chat, or in real life?
[1:17 AM] darkshadows: well this is real life, but.
[1:17 AM] darkshadows: hm. hang on, brb
[1:17 AM] pandora: real life I'd imagine


(Here, I went on live webcam feed. ~ Shadows)

[1:19 AM] zack1: Oh webcam proof!

Here is said image, captured from the TinyChat webcam feed.
~ Shadows

[1:20 AM] darkshadows: c'mon Willow
[1:21 AM] ouo: OuO
[1:21 AM] darkshadows: aha
[1:21 AM] ouo: you.called?
[1:22 AM] darkshadows: alright.
[1:23 AM] darkshadows: now hopefully this wasn't a bad idea.
[1:23 AM] ouo: Whatisit?
[1:23 AM] darkshadows: an... old friend of yours apparently wants to talk to you.
[1:23 AM] zack1: Is it okay if someone- well, some*thing*- wants to have a chat?
[1:24 AM] ouo: yes OuO
[1:24 AM] theseal: Weep
[1:24 AM] theseal: We meet again
[1:24 AM] ouo: OuO
[1:25 AM] darkshadows: brb
[1:27 AM] ouo: Whatdoyouwishtodiscussseal?
[1:27 AM] theseal: life
[1:27 AM] ouo: life?
[1:27 AM] theseal: tell me weep
[1:28 AM] theseal: what is life?
[1:28 AM] ouo: Idontknow.OuO
[1:30 AM] darkshadows: life is... beautiful?
[1:30 AM] zack1: ...*readies a clip*
[1:30 AM] ouo: interesting. Not even you know my old love, its a mystery a freedomly joice of everything
[1:30 AM] ouo: Atleastthatis.mythought OuO
[1:30 AM] theseal: true
[1:30 AM] theseal: it.is
[1:31 AM] theseal: life
[1:31 AM] theseal: is freedom
[1:31 AM] theseal: thank you Weep
[1:32 AM] theseal: if this is the last time we ever meet
[1:32 AM] theseal: *kiss* goodbye
[1:32 AM] darkshadows: ... aw. :3
[1:32 AM] ouo: OuO
[1:33 AM] pandora: THE GREY SLIME IS IN MY EYES
[1:33 AM] darkshadows: ... I'm really sorry about that, Pandora.
[1:34 AM] pandora: BAH
[1:34 AM] darkshadows: I wish there was a way I could help.
[1:35 AM] theseal: thank you
[1:35 AM] darkshadows: You're welcome.
[1:35 AM] theseal: I could die a happy girl now, if it didn't destroy the world
[1:37 AM] theseal: if theres any way I could repay you
[1:37 AM] theseal: and apologize for my villainous behaviour
[1:37 AM] theseal: just name it
[1:37 AM] zack1: Can you trap the Cold Boy?
[1:37 AM] darkshadows: Seal, are you aware of whether or not Cold Boy actively is influencing world destruction
[1:37 AM] darkshadows: plans, that is.
[1:38 AM] theseal: yes
[1:38 AM] theseal: Im aware
[1:38 AM] darkshadows: ok. so he's definitely something we should get rid of. In that case, could you catch him?
[1:38 AM] zack1: Is the Cold Boy openly helping Eva destroy the everything?
[1:38 AM] darkshadows: ^
[1:38 AM] zack1: @Shadows: I- I said that. :c
[1:39 AM] darkshadows: sorry dude, just checking... ^^"
[1:39 AM] theseal: Eva is not just a Melancholy, she's also a cold child. A Melancholy would feel great
[1:39 AM] theseal: sadness
[1:39 AM] theseal: she feels nothing
[1:39 AM] darkshadows: ... oh.
[1:39 AM] darkshadows: OH. guys, that was our hint!
[1:39 AM] zack1: So the Cold Boy was behind it all along.
[1:39 AM] darkshadows: damn
[1:39 AM] zack1: It's been planning this for maybe thousands of years.
[1:39 AM] darkshadows: jesus.
[1:39 AM] zack1: And it now has its chance.
[1:39 AM] zack1: Ffffffffffuuuuck.
[1:39 AM] darkshadows: what an asshole.
[1:39 AM] theseal: I could try
[1:40 AM] zack1: Please do.
[1:40 AM] theseal: but he's powerful
[1:40 AM] darkshadows: please do try. but I don't think we wanna send it alone.
[1:40 AM] theseal: more so than I
[1:40 AM] darkshadows: sorry, her.
[1:40 AM] darkshadows: we should send her with backup.
[1:40 AM] zack1: Then Eva isn't really evil. She may just be manipulated by the Cold Boy.
[1:40 AM] theseal: us and what army?
[1:40 AM] darkshadows: Otherwise he might destroy her.
[1:40 AM] zack1: Most of the Altered are willing to help.
[1:40 AM] zack1: As well as Slender Man and other Fears.
[1:40 AM] darkshadows: ... *small smirk* so are a good chunk of the Fears...
[1:41 AM] theseal: guys
[1:41 AM] darkshadows: ?
[1:41 AM] theseal: i dont know
[1:41 AM] zack1: Yeah?
[1:41 AM] theseal: but this seems to be going too smoothly
[1:41 AM] darkshadows: yeah, you are right.
[1:41 AM] zack1: Yeah.
[1:41 AM] theseal: we should wait
[1:41 AM] darkshadows: *nods*
[1:41 AM] zack1: Maybe- oh God, what if there are more Cold Boy sympathizers than just Eva and Exa?
[1:41 AM] zack1: *nods too*
[1:42 AM] darkshadows: there's always the chance we could put what we do have in the Seal, like a trojan horse
[1:42 AM] darkshadows: to hide our supporters, but that's for later.
[1:42 AM] zack1: Yes but how do we know *what we have*?
[1:42 AM] darkshadows: okay. we need to figure out which ones we have, and fast.
[1:42 AM] zack1: And which ones are the Omnicidal Maniacs of Omniversal Destruction.
[1:42 AM] darkshadows: We have at least one Fear and two Altereds, plus two Sentimentals, on our side.
[1:42 AM] zack1: And Fleshangel.
[1:42 AM] darkshadows: okay two, if Blind Man is considered, seeing as he prophesized it.
[1:43 AM] darkshadows: and probably doesn't wanna die.
[1:43 AM] zack1: And Three Altereds.
[1:43 AM] darkshadows: and three Altereds.
[1:43 AM] zack1: Seal do you know any other beings at all who may work with the Cold Boy and Eva?
[1:43 AM] darkshadows: okay, two Fears, three Altereds, and two Sentimentals.
[1:43 AM] darkshadows: what Zack said.
[1:43 AM] theseal: I do
[1:43 AM] darkshadows: could you tell us who?
[1:43 AM] zack1: What are they?
[1:43 AM] theseal: Wooden one
[1:43 AM] zack1: Oh.
[1:43 AM] zack1: Oh BOOOYYY.
[1:43 AM] darkshadows: ... of course.
[1:44 AM] zack1: Probably doesn't want to die itself but figures it's worth it to watch all the rest die.
[1:44 AM] theseal: yes
[1:44 AM] pandora: this is
[1:44 AM] zack1: others?
[1:44 AM] pandora: bad
[1:44 AM] darkshadows: ... Kill her/it with fire?
[1:44 AM] zack1: Or is it just the two psychos and the extremist Coldencholy?
[1:44 AM] zack1: We can't.
[1:44 AM] theseal: the handed one
[1:44 AM] darkshadows: *sighs*
[1:44 AM] zack1: The Handed One.
[1:44 AM] darkshadows: ... oh great.
[1:44 AM] darkshadows: I honestly have no idea how powerful it is.
[1:45 AM] theseal: and the simulated one
[1:45 AM] darkshadows: the Simulated, of course.
[1:45 AM] theseal: that is all I know of the other side
[1:45 AM] zack1: Those are all the ones you *know of* or is that a solid list?
[1:45 AM] darkshadows: so we know of two Altereds and a Fear that are on Coldy's side.
[1:45 AM] zack1: Oh.
[1:45 AM] darkshadows: And there may be others.
[1:45 AM] theseal: yes
[1:45 AM] zack1: And I take it most of the others are either on our side or you don't know yet.
[1:45 AM] zack1: Okay.
[1:45 AM] theseal: Inside me I have 50 altered
[1:45 AM] zack1: FIFTY!?
[1:45 AM] zack1: THERE ARE FIFTY!?
[1:45 AM] theseal: so that strikes some out
[1:45 AM] darkshadows: which means we gotta track down those ones, and...
[1:46 AM] darkshadows: fifty.
[1:46 AM] darkshadows: HOT DAMN.
[1:46 AM] zack1: Slendy's one hell of a geneticist. o.o
[1:46 AM] darkshadows: ok.
[1:46 AM] darkshadows: damn
[1:46 AM] theseal: the ones inside me
[1:46 AM] theseal: would most likely join the cold one
[1:46 AM] darkshadows: could you catch the Handed One and the Simulated?
[1:46 AM] darkshadows: or are they too powerful?
[1:46 AM] theseal: working on it
[1:46 AM] darkshadows: ok
[1:46 AM] darkshadows: that's two we have potentially down.
[1:46 AM] zack1: Can we weed out all the Omnicidal maniacs
[1:47 AM] darkshadows: as for Wooden Bitch...
[1:47 AM] darkshadows: IDK
[1:47 AM] zack1: and then you can keep them in yourself for the rest of eternity?
[1:47 AM] darkshadows: No, she just said she could let them out if she chose.
[1:47 AM] zack1: Ah.
[1:48 AM] pandora: 2spooky4me
[1:48 AM] darkshadows: ... Do you think we could throw Tall and Faceless at Wooden Girl until she stops moving?
[1:48 AM] darkshadows: not like, literally throw, but...
[1:48 AM] zack1: That would fuck up the eldritch order
[1:48 AM] darkshadows: ... true.
[1:48 AM] theseal: the wooden girl and slenderman are allies
[1:48 AM] zack1: Oh.
[1:48 AM] darkshadows: ... so he's not on our side?
[1:48 AM] theseal: he is
[1:48 AM] darkshadows: ok
[1:48 AM] theseal: just torn
[1:48 AM] zack1: Ah.
[1:49 AM] darkshadows: BUT being her ally, and all...
[1:49 AM] zack1: So- if all the beings inside of you are omnicidal maniacs
[1:49 AM] zack1: that makes 55 bad guys
[1:49 AM] theseal: yes
[1:49 AM] darkshadows: that is a lot of bad guys.
[1:49 AM] zack1: Well 50 of them are down.
[1:49 AM] zack1: But still
[1:49 AM] zack1: We don't know how many are still out there
[1:49 AM] darkshadows: ^
[1:49 AM] zack1: and how many aren't just crazy enough to kill THEMSELVES
[1:50 AM] zack1: to bring about this bullshit.
[1:50 AM] darkshadows: How many Altered are there altogether, Seal, or don't you know?
[1:50 AM] theseal: I dont know
[1:50 AM] theseal: there could be thousands
[1:50 AM] darkshadows: okay true, but how many of them were convinced by Eva?
[1:50 AM] zack1: "Count the stars in the sky and it's not enough" kind of thing?
[1:50 AM] theseal: yeah zack
[1:50 AM] theseal: I could myself destroy the world
[1:50 AM] zack1: Is Mr. Mite one of the Omnicidal Maniacs?
[1:50 AM] darkshadows: Damn Slendy was busy.
[1:50 AM] theseal: how could I destroy the world you ask?
[1:50 AM] theseal: creating a paradox
[1:51 AM] zack1: A paradox?
[1:51 AM] theseal: I'm an altered, if I swallow myself
[1:51 AM] zack1: Ah.
[1:51 AM] darkshadows: ah.
[1:51 AM] zack1: The eldritch geometry becomes even more eldritch
[1:51 AM] theseal: if I was omnicidal
[1:51 AM] theseal: you'd be dead by now
[1:51 AM] zack1: Yeah.
[1:51 AM] darkshadows: Thank everything you're not, then.
[1:51 AM] theseal: I live life
[1:51 AM] theseal: I like it
[1:52 AM] zack1: Yeah. Life is good.
[1:52 AM] zack1: Nonexistence would... if put in the most base of human terms...
[1:52 AM] zack1: suck.
[1:52 AM] zack1: :I
[1:52 AM] darkshadows: I also like life.
[1:52 AM] theseal: Im gonna go track down the handed one
[1:52 AM] darkshadows: Seal, one more question.
[1:52 AM] theseal: hmmm?
[1:52 AM] darkshadows: Do you know why the Willow has taken such a shine to me?
[1:52 AM] theseal: I do
[1:52 AM] zack1: Why?
[1:52 AM] darkshadows: ... can you explain?
[1:52 AM] theseal: you remind her of herself
[1:53 AM] darkshadows: *nods* okay.
[1:53 AM] theseal: when she was human
[1:53 AM] zack1: Well Shadows you're similar to an eldritch being.
[1:53 AM] zack1: Good for you!
[1:53 AM] darkshadows: That's... great?
[1:53 AM] theseal: it means she would risk her life for you
[1:53 AM] darkshadows: I hope she kind of doesn't, we need her alive.
[1:53 AM] darkshadows: But that's very admirable.
[1:54 AM] darkshadows: And just one more for my peace of mind... if we saw each other, physically...
[1:54 AM] darkshadows: would that be paradoxical, or?
[1:54 AM] theseal: you are not her
[1:54 AM] theseal: you are similar
[1:54 AM] darkshadows: oh, ok.
[1:54 AM] darkshadows: Good to know I'm not her from another plane of existance or something. O.o
[1:55 AM] theseal: yeah
[1:55 AM] theseal: I'll report to you in a few days
[1:55 AM] theseal: until then
[1:55 AM] darkshadows: Good luck capturing the other two though.
[1:55 AM] theseal: relax
[1:55 AM] zack1: Sounds good!
[1:55 AM] darkshadows: ... I will try so damn hard dude.
[1:55 AM] zack1: See ya Seal!
[1:55 AM] theseal left the room.
[1:55 AM] pandora: bye seal
[1:55 AM] darkshadows: Okay.
[1:55 AM] pandora: Why are the people we thought were enemies
[1:55 AM] pandora: becoming allies
[1:56 AM] pandora: and vice versa?
[1:56 AM] darkshadows: So we are pretty much screwed and we cannot just throw Slenderman at them.
[1:56 AM] darkshadows: the enemies that is.
[1:56 AM] darkshadows: ... well we could as long as he doesn't kill them.
[1:56 AM] darkshadows: but he is allies with one of them.
[1:56 AM] zack1: I'm sorry, I'm still wondering about those fifty omnicidal maniacs inside the Seal.
[1:56 AM] darkshadows: so we need to ensure he doesn't revolt against us.
[1:56 AM] darkshadows: How much damn space does the Seal have... is it like the TARDIS?
[1:56 AM] zack1: I mean... I'm fairly sure it's impossible, but... can a hit from one of the evil Altered
[1:57 AM] darkshadows: I am now imagining a tiny cube with the infinite space of the TARDIS.
[1:57 AM] pandora: LOL
[1:57 AM] darkshadows: No, i don't think so, Zack.
[1:57 AM] pandora: wait
[1:57 AM] zack1: So the fifty maniacs are there until the Seal lets them go... *if* it lets them go.
[1:57 AM] pandora: one thing
[1:57 AM] zack1: *she*
[1:57 AM] pandora: what if someone gains control of The Seal
[1:57 AM] pandora: and makes her eat herself?
[1:57 AM] darkshadows: I'm pretty sure the Seal has its own reasons.
[1:57 AM] zack1: Yeah.
[1:58 AM] darkshadows: ... and that woudl be where Wooden Bitch would come in.
[1:58 AM] darkshadows: fuck.
[1:58 AM] pandora: this is getting messed up
[1:58 AM] darkshadows: ... we need to really make damn sure Slenderman doesn't revolt on us.
[1:58 AM] zack1: Still... is it possible for the Seal to be forced to free all the Omnicidals
[1:58 AM] zack1: if... you know... the bad guys are too dumb to think of the paradox of the Seal.
[1:58 AM] pandora: probably
[1:58 AM] zack1: I just called two or more Fears and fifty-three Altered possibly dumb
[1:58 AM] zack1: I'm going to die.
[1:58 AM] zack1: Hard.
[1:59 AM] darkshadows: ... dude. I just thought of something.
[1:59 AM] zack1: What?
[1:59 AM] pandora: ?
[1:59 AM] darkshadows: Is it possible that we could use Willow as incentive for Slendy *not* to side with Woodsie
[1:59 AM] zack1: Maybe.
[1:59 AM] pandora: depends how he feels about her
[2:00 AM] darkshadows: I know she *hates* him, but...
[2:00 AM] zack1: Wait... wait I'm thinking. I think that the whole reason for the humanification and why
[2:00 AM] darkshadows: ?
[2:00 AM] zack1: it fucks up the omniverse is because the law of matter ALSO applies to eldritch power
[2:00 AM] darkshadows: ...
[2:00 AM] zack1: it can't be created or destroyed. Humanifying or killing a being MAY destroy
[2:00 AM] darkshadows: true.
[2:00 AM] zack1: the eldritch power. But if it were TRANSFERRED
[2:00 AM] zack1: say the Cold Boy becomes a part of the Slender Man again.
[2:00 AM] darkshadows: creating entropy. nature abhors a vacuum.
[2:00 AM] darkshadows: ... oh.
[2:00 AM] darkshadows: OH.
[2:00 AM] zack1: Yeah.
[2:00 AM] pandora: YES
[2:00 AM] zack1: Oh.
[2:00 AM] pandora: OMG YES
[2:00 AM] darkshadows: but he might be too powerful for that...
[2:01 AM] pandora: still
[2:01 AM] pandora: its a hope
[2:01 AM] zack1: The Slender Man warps time like a copper wire
[2:01 AM] zack1: the Cold Boy is powerful, but not THAT powerful.
[2:01 AM] darkshadows: and is Slendy really gonna want to absorb his fear again?
[2:01 AM] darkshadows: true..
[2:01 AM] zack1: Maybe to save the universe
[2:01 AM] pandora: we could try to convince him
[2:01 AM] zack1: and he has Altereds now.
[2:01 AM] darkshadows: ... damn. We need to make damn sure he doesn't go turncoat on us.
[2:01 AM] zack1: But even if the Cold Boy is absorbed
[2:01 AM] zack1: there's still 53 Altered and a Wooden Girl to stop.
[2:01 AM] darkshadows: I cannot believe I am saying this. But Slenderman is the key to stuff being alright.
[2:02 AM] zack1: The Altered... maybe the humanification was possible but in the WRONG WAY
[2:02 AM] zack1: Slendy may have had to use his own eldritch strength and give it to them.
[2:02 AM] bunny: lalalala
[2:02 AM] bunny: o
[2:02 AM] bunny: what happened
[2:02 AM] darkshadows: that is possible too Zack.
[2:02 AM] zack1: Yeah.
[2:02 AM] darkshadows: ... we have some serious questions to ask of our Tallest ally (?) then.
[2:03 AM] pandora: how does one summon Slenderman?
[2:03 AM] pandora: also
[2:03 AM] zack1: But just the fifty bad Altered can go. The ultimate punishment for abuse of privelege.
[2:03 AM] zack1: Salt with the Operator symbol?
[2:03 AM] pandora: LOL
[2:03 AM] pandora: speaking of which
[2:03 AM] zack1: You LOSE the privelege.
[2:03 AM] darkshadows: ... we could.
[2:03 AM] zack1: Ergo... you abuse the eldritch power you LOSE the eldritch power.
[2:03 AM] pandora: what is the deal with Willow and salt?
[2:03 AM] darkshadows: I haven't any idea.
[2:03 AM] darkshadows: but salt Operator symbol may work.
[2:03 AM] zack1: It might.
[2:04 AM] pandora: why salt?
[2:04 AM] zack1: But I need to get Jazz.
[2:04 AM] darkshadows: BUT we still need a translator.
[2:04 AM] pandora: why would Slendy like salt?
[2:04 AM] darkshadows: Jazz.
[2:04 AM] darkshadows: IDK Pandora...
[2:04 AM] pandora: couldnt jazz just get his dad
[2:04 AM] darkshadows: it worked on Willow maybe it will work with Slenderman.
[2:04 AM] darkshadows: he could yeah.
[2:04 AM] pandora: they seem to get along
[2:04 AM] jazzslenderman entered the room.
[2:04 AM] guest-2501743 changed nickname to jazzslenderman
[2:05 AM] jazzslenderman: whats up sugarmamas and daddios?
[2:05 AM] darkshadows: ... as long as it means I don't have to spill more salt on the floor. XD
[2:05 AM] darkshadows: hola Jazz.
[2:05 AM] pandora: hey Jazz
[2:05 AM] darkshadows: We have... questions for your dad. is it possible you could bring him in, and translate?
[2:07 AM] jazzslenderman: I could speak to him telepathically
[2:07 AM] zack entered the room.
[2:07 AM] guest-2501773 changed nickname to zack11
[2:07 AM] darkshadows: that would work too.
[2:07 AM] zack11 changed nickname to zack
[2:07 AM] jazzslenderman: and tell you what he's saying
[2:07 AM] zack: Sorry.
[2:07 AM] zack: Okay
[2:07 AM] zack: you heard the plan Jazz?
[2:07 AM] darkshadows: that would probably be a lot better for my nerves, too, to be honest.
[2:09 AM] jazzslenderman: ok
[2:10 AM] zack: I'll stay to see the Slender Man talk
[2:10 AM] jazzslenderman: He asks what you want
[2:10 AM] jazzslenderman: Im translating
[2:10 AM] darkshadows: okay guys, questions?
[2:10 AM] zack: Shadows you explain what's wanted.
[2:10 AM] zack: Is it possible to reclaim any eldritch power you've released or given?
[2:10 AM] zack: *hoping it's subtle enough*
[2:10 AM] jazzslenderman: yes
[2:11 AM] zack: Therefore, is it possible to absorb the eldritch power of the omnicidal ones
[2:11 AM] jazzslenderman: yes
[2:11 AM] zack: WITHOUT destroying the omniverse?
[2:11 AM] zack: Okay.
[2:11 AM] jazzslenderman: yes
[2:11 AM] zack: Shadows you take over from here.
[2:11 AM] darkshadows: Okay. Is it possible you could reclaim power from the Cold Boy, since he's half Altered?
[2:12 AM] zack: And a Sentimental.
[2:12 AM] jazzslenderman: yes
[2:12 AM] zack: I was tempted to ask something but it might be asking too much.
[2:12 AM] darkshadows: I am as well, but... I'd like to refrain from personal questions.
[2:12 AM] jazzslenderman: what Zack?
[2:12 AM] zack: Since the Cold Boy is a Sentimental can't you just completely absorb/destroy the CB?
[2:13 AM] jazzslenderman: I can
[2:13 AM] darkshadows: Would doing so be helpful in helping the Omniverse not die?
[2:13 AM] jazzslenderman: yes
[2:13 AM] jazzslenderman: very
[2:14 AM] zack: Should we just go after the Cold Boy now since he's the instigator and destroy him
[2:14 AM] zack: or should we just remove most of its power
[2:14 AM] zack: which would be plan A?
[2:14 AM] zack: ...or are none of them plan A?
[2:15 AM] zack: I'm sorry if I asked too much or too personal or displeased you somehow
[2:15 AM] jazzslenderman: consider it done
[2:15 AM] darkshadows: Thank you.
[2:15 AM] zack: Wait remove the power or destroy it?
[2:15 AM] darkshadows: Also... um... I'm sorry I didn't trust you earlier...
[2:16 AM] jazzslenderman: why didnt you?
[2:16 AM] darkshadows: ... you frighten me.
[2:16 AM] zack: One more question- are you removing most of its power or destroying it completely?
[2:16 AM] jazzslenderman: he will become a part of me again
[2:16 AM] zack: Ah.
[2:17 AM] jazzslenderman: I think I have a solution
[2:17 AM] darkshadows: oh?
[2:17 AM] zack: ?
[2:18 AM] jazzslenderman: I could absorb the power of every altered and sentimental
[2:18 AM] zack: Erm... ALL of them?
[2:18 AM] jazzslenderman: (btw this is all just rough translation to the closest human terms)
[2:18 AM] jazzslenderman: yes
[2:18 AM] zack: Well... the guilty Altered and Sentimentals, yeah, but... ALL of them?
[2:18 AM] darkshadows: ^
[2:19 AM] zack: Some of them can be okay beings, you know. But the guilty ones can die.
[2:19 AM] zack: But it's your decision
[2:19 AM] jazzslenderman: what if someone gains control of them
[2:19 AM] zack: they *were* made by you.
[2:19 AM] jazzslenderman: in the future
[2:19 AM] darkshadows: That still won't stop the other Fears on Coldy's side.
[2:19 AM] zack: The other Fears on Coldy's side?
[2:20 AM] darkshadows: Wooden Girl.
[2:20 AM] zack: Do the other Fears have a being that they all descend from too?
[2:20 AM] jazzslenderman: me
[2:20 AM] zack: Oh.
[2:20 AM] zack: Damn.
[2:20 AM] bunny left the room.
[2:20 AM] darkshadows: The bigger question, Operator, is this. What if someone on their side gains your favor.
[2:20 AM] zack: You *ARE* the most powerful being in the omniverse.
[2:20 AM] darkshadows: and then we have problems.
[2:21 AM] zack: Shadows... he's the most POWERFUL BEING IN THE OMNIVERSE. We'd be screwed. :I
[2:21 AM] darkshadows: yeah
[2:21 AM] darkshadows: that's why I wanna make sure we don't lose him.
[2:22 AM] darkshadows: We have the equivolent of a nuclear bomb.
[2:22 AM] zack: A nuclear bomb!?
[2:22 AM] jazzslenderman: (o.o)
[2:22 AM] zack: Slender Man is Yog-Sothoth in a suit!
[2:22 AM] darkshadows: If he wanted to he could destroy *everything*. If what he's saying is the case.
[2:22 AM] zack: What you just said was an understatement.
[2:22 AM] zack: :P
[2:22 AM] darkshadows: true.
[2:22 AM] darkshadows: ... I meant no disrespect, Tall One.
[2:22 AM] jazzslenderman: Dark
[2:22 AM] zack1 left the room.
[2:23 AM] darkshadows: ... yes?
[2:23 AM] jazzslenderman: I respect you
[2:23 AM] darkshadows: O.O
[2:23 AM] jazzslenderman: you have helped out a lot
[2:23 AM] darkshadows: ... you are welcome.
[2:23 AM] jazzslenderman: but absorbing them all
[2:23 AM] jazzslenderman: takes time
[2:23 AM] jazzslenderman: lots of it
[2:23 AM] jazzslenderman: Its not a simple process
[2:23 AM] darkshadows: *nods* we might not have that kind of time.
[2:24 AM] zack: Wait... that means Frank and Neva
[2:24 AM] zack: and the Seal
[2:24 AM] darkshadows: ... will be gone.
[2:24 AM] zack: and Willow all get reabsorbed.
[2:24 AM] darkshadows: And Willow...
[2:24 AM] zack: Hell, Frank and Neva will be destroyed.
[2:24 AM] zack: Fuck.
[2:24 AM] zack: Well... can't you just destroy the guilty ones?
[2:24 AM] zack: The Fears, Sentimentals, and Altered that WANT to destroy all everything
[2:24 AM] darkshadows: ... Tall One, do you know others who might be one of the guilty ones?
[2:24 AM] zack: but leave the rest alive?
[2:24 AM] jazzslenderman: I'll start with the Cold Boy and then report back for your opinions
[2:24 AM] zack: Okay
[2:25 AM] darkshadows: ... *nods* thanks and good luck.
[2:25 AM] zack: Is it going to be an easy fight? I mean, you ARE all-powerful, but...
[2:25 AM] jazzslenderman: it isnt
[2:25 AM] zack: Well okay that was a dumb question of mine but still- I understand.
[2:25 AM] darkshadows: *hums softly* nobody said it was easy...
[2:26 AM] darkshadows: it's such a shame for us to part.
[2:26 AM] darkshadows: nobody said it was easy, nobody said it'd ever be this hard.
[2:26 AM] darkshadows: oh take me back to the start.
[2:26 AM] zack: You want to play the song on the Youtube Shadows?
[2:26 AM] darkshadows: I can.
[2:27 AM] darkshadows: if there's still that option, not seeing it in the TC screen.
[2:27 AM] zack: It's not there.
[2:27 AM] zack: Fuck.
[2:27 AM] jazzslenderman: what is the song name?
[2:27 AM] darkshadows: I can give a link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWLpTKBFcU
[2:27 AM] zack: The Scientist by Coldplay?
[2:27 AM] darkshadows: Yes.
[2:27 AM] zack: I think I recognize the lyrics
[2:27 AM] zack: Okay.
[2:28 AM] jazzslenderman: *started a YouTube-video: Coldplay - The Scientist.*
[2:28 AM] darkshadows: *listens quietly*
[2:36 AM] jazzslenderman: *started a YouTube-video: radiohead-creep lyrics..*
[2:36 AM] jazzslenderman: I like this song
[2:36 AM] darkshadows: *small smirk* you like radiohead, do you?
[2:36 AM] jazzslenderman: I do
[2:38 AM] jazzslenderman: I'll let Frank speak now
[2:39 AM] darkshadows: ... somehow that makes sense, him liking Radiohead.
[2:39 AM] jazzslenderman: how so?
[2:39 AM] darkshadows: I don't know.
[2:39 AM] jazzslenderman: I can see why he would like creep
[2:39 AM] darkshadows: *nods*
[2:39 AM] jazzslenderman: seems to speak to him
[2:39 AM] jazzslenderman: kind of sad
[2:39 AM] darkshadows: We're all creeps, man.
[2:40 AM] jazzslenderman: Im leaving to take care of Jessica and the others
[2:40 AM] jazzslenderman: night folks
[2:40 AM] pandora: night

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