Wednesday, June 5, 2013

AnotherYear Log 10 - Enemies Become Friends Become Enemies

This is the TinyChat transcript from 6/5/13. It contains everything after Jazz suggests we move to TinyChat. We learned some useful information tonight, and figured out a few of our enemies... ~ Shadows

darkshadows entered the room.
*Type /help for a list of commands.*
[12:30 AM] jazz entered the room.
[12:31 AM] jazz: Alright
[12:31 AM] pandora entered the room.
[12:31 AM] darkshadows: hello
[12:31 AM] jazz: *waits for the others to arrive*
[12:31 AM] guest-2500522 changed nickname to pandora
[12:32 AM] darkshadows: hi pandora.
[12:32 AM] pandora: Hello
[12:32 AM] zack entered the room.
[12:33 AM] guest-2500537 changed nickname to zack
[12:33 AM] darkshadows: hi zack.
[12:33 AM] zack: Hi world!
[12:34 AM] jessicayale entered the room.
[12:34 AM] darkshadows: *also waits for others to show up
[12:34 AM] darkshadows: hello guest
[12:34 AM] guest-2500555 changed nickname to ritter
[12:34 AM] darkshadows: ...
[12:34 AM] darkshadows: hiding now
[12:34 AM] ritter: T'te dkrec niy
[12:34 AM] zack: *gives Shadows the table*
[12:35 AM] darkshadows: *hides under table*
[12:35 AM] jazz: he says the deed is done
[12:35 AM] ritter changed nickname to jessicayale
[12:35 AM] zack: Jessica! Hello!
[12:35 AM] jessicayale: ...
[12:35 AM] zack: ...you okay?
[12:35 AM] zack: o.o
[12:35 AM] jessicayale: I have no clue what is going on
[12:35 AM] darkshadows: hi jessica there's room under here if you're too scared to move.
[12:36 AM] jessicayale: This man, he just came up and ehm
[12:36 AM] jessicayale: saved me
[12:36 AM] jessicayale: but I felt like he was going to kill me
[12:36 AM] jessicayale: violently
[12:36 AM] darkshadows: i know the feeling. ;-;
[12:36 AM] darkshadows: like i said, table. you can hide under here too.
[12:37 AM] jazz: so
[12:37 AM] jazz: what now
[12:37 AM] zack: I say let's talk for a while.
[12:37 AM] zack: Who knows? Maybe some Altered will stumble along-
[12:37 AM] jazz: also, I think this will be our future meeting place, I'll just let you know when to go
[12:37 AM] jazz: here
[12:37 AM] jazz: on skype
[12:37 AM] zack: maybe even play a creepy vid.
[12:37 AM] zack: Okay!
[12:37 AM] darkshadows: ok, probably better.
[12:37 AM] zack: I like Tinychat.
[12:37 AM] jessicayale: whatishappening?
[12:38 AM] zack: You okay?
[12:38 AM] darkshadows: jessica?
[12:38 AM] bunny entered the room.
[12:38 AM] zack: Guest.
[12:38 AM] guest-2500600 changed nickname to bunny
[12:38 AM] jessicayale: Sure, I'm okay I just spent the last six weeks of my life in that thing
[12:38 AM] darkshadows: oh it's just you bunny.
[12:38 AM] zack: O.O
[12:39 AM] zack: Oh- oh God I'm so sorry.
[12:39 AM] darkshadows: ... *hugs jessica*
[12:39 AM] jessicayale: can somebody
[12:39 AM] jessicayale: explain to me
[12:39 AM] jessicayale: the situation
[12:39 AM] darkshadows: ... someone link her the logs... heheh, lincoln logs. XD
[12:39 AM] zack: Omniversal destruction is going to come by the hands of Eva and Cold Boy.
[12:39 AM] jazz: why dont you take this one toots *points at Dark*
[12:39 AM] darkshadows: Eva is an asshole and she's going to destroy the world.
[12:39 AM] darkshadows: Also so is the Cold Boy.
[12:39 AM] pandora: and Exa
[12:39 AM] pandora: maybe
[12:39 AM] pandora: possibly
[12:40 AM] pandora: IM COVERED IN SLIME
[12:40 AM] pandora: q.q
[12:40 AM] zack: It's okay Pandora.
[12:40 AM] zack: *hugs*
[12:40 AM] darkshadows: Also I am quickly re-evaluating Tall and Creepy since I was kinda the one
[12:40 AM] darkshadows: who suggested we send him...
[12:41 AM] jazz: actually I came up with the idea
[12:41 AM] darkshadows: yes, but *I* suggested sending someone who could teleport in.
[12:41 AM] jazz: I can teleport
[12:41 AM] jazz: so can Neva
[12:41 AM] jazz: and Jordan
[12:42 AM] zack: Weeeelp.
[12:42 AM] jazz: and Willow
[12:42 AM] darkshadows: yes.
[12:42 AM] jazz: just saying
[12:42 AM] zack: And... most eldritch beings.
[12:42 AM] darkshadows: I know.
[12:42 AM] darkshadows: Zack... I dunno if *most* eldricth beings can teleport.
[12:42 AM] guest entered the room.
[12:42 AM] zack: Guest.
[12:42 AM] darkshadows: another guest.
[12:42 AM] guest-2500663 changed nickname to guest
[12:42 AM] zack: If it's Cold Boy I swear to god...
[12:42 AM] zack: oh...
[12:42 AM] zack: just a guest.
[12:42 AM] huehuehue entered the room.
[12:43 AM] zack: More guests.
[12:43 AM] guest-2500672 changed nickname to huehuehue
[12:43 AM] darkshadows: ...
[12:43 AM] huehuehue left the room.
[12:43 AM] darkshadows: well that's good news.
[12:43 AM] darkshadows: so... who are you, guest?
[12:43 AM] zack: *stares down guest*
[12:43 AM] darkshadows: *is nervous*
[12:44 AM] darkshadows: ...
[12:44 AM] jessicayale: o.o
[12:44 AM] pandora: o.o
[12:44 AM] jazz: ???
[12:45 AM] zack: Well so long as it doesn't spout creepy broadcasts or garble words I'm fine with it.
[12:45 AM] darkshadows: ^
[12:46 AM] jessicayale: so
[12:46 AM] jessicayale: can somebody
[12:46 AM] jessicayale: slowly and simply
[12:46 AM] jessicayale: explain
[12:46 AM] jessicayale: things
[12:46 AM] darkshadows: okay. so, Jessica.
[12:47 AM] darkshadows: Do you remember Willow, before she became the Willow?
[12:47 AM] pandora: Yes
[12:47 AM] pandora: tell us
[12:47 AM] darkshadows: ...
[12:47 AM] pandora: almighty Jessica
[12:47 AM] darkshadows: oh sorry that creeped me out a second, pandora.
[12:47 AM] darkshadows: damn I am too jumpy tonight.
[12:47 AM] guest: you guys are a bit odd
[12:47 AM] zack: o.o
[12:47 AM] zack: HE SPEAKS
[12:48 AM] jessicayale: o.o
[12:48 AM] zack: SHE/IT/HE/ZE SPEAKS
[12:48 AM] darkshadows: ... who are you guest?
[12:48 AM] jessicayale: But yeah I remember Willow
[12:48 AM] jessicayale: back when she was human
[12:48 AM] darkshadows: Jessica, there's a servant of hers that wants to make her human.
[12:48 AM] darkshadows: that is a bad thing.
[12:48 AM] jessicayale: why?
[12:48 AM] zack: Omniverse-goes-boom kind of bad thing... but that was...
[12:48 AM] darkshadows: because it means destruiction of absolutely everything in the known universe.
[12:48 AM] zack: It wrecks the eldritch order of things.
[12:49 AM] zack: And she already tore it up pretty badly humanifying The Egg.
[12:49 AM] darkshadows: If her servant, Eva, if she succeeds... life as we know it and everything else will...
[12:49 AM] jessicayale: The Egg?
[12:49 AM] darkshadows: well, be destroyed.
[12:49 AM] jessicayale: thats not good
[12:49 AM] darkshadows: Another being, like the Willow, but not quite as powerful.
[12:49 AM] zack: Not just this universe- the multiverse- the multimultiverse- and anything beyond that.
[12:49 AM] darkshadows: no. it's not.
[12:49 AM] darkshadows: so we need to stop her.
[12:49 AM] darkshadows: Eva that is.
[12:49 AM] jessicayale: ok
[12:50 AM] jessicayale: where do I fit in?
[12:50 AM] darkshadows: We have most of the Fears at least backing us or staying out of our hair.
[12:50 AM] darkshadows: we have a few Altereds actively helping us.
[12:50 AM] darkshadows: We have Exa pretty much being a bitch.
[12:50 AM] zack: Some MIGHT sympathize with Eva and Cold Boy, but so far none have stood up yet.
[12:50 AM] darkshadows: yeah... not.
[12:51 AM] darkshadows: Exa has pretty much, I think saying she hates the universe still coutns as sympathizing.
[12:51 AM] zack: Actually most likely none are stupid or suicidal enough to destroy all things everywhere.
[12:51 AM] darkshadows: and she never said she'd NOT side with them, she said she wouldn't kill us.
[12:51 AM] zack: Yes, but other than Exa who's a conniving bitchcanoe.
[12:51 AM] darkshadows: She's a wildcard and I do NOT trust ehr not to go back on what she already stated.
[12:51 AM] pandora: I can vouch for that
[12:51 AM] zack: None of the other Altered have showed themselves to be traitors to all that exists.
[12:52 AM] darkshadows: Some are actively on our side. We know Willow and Fleshangel are.
[12:52 AM] zack: Fleshangel tore Eva's arm off.
[12:52 AM] darkshadows: Slenderman is for the most part on our side.
[12:52 AM] zack: Two Sentimentals are on our side.
[12:52 AM] zack: Including Jazz. Say hello, Jazz!
[12:52 AM] darkshadows: *nods*
[12:52 AM] jazz: hello
[12:52 AM] jazz: So, hows a fine madam like you doing in these corners? *flirt*
[12:52 AM] jessicayale: ehm
[12:52 AM] darkshadows: so you need to help us, Jessica, by helping us find the other Altereds, and convince them
[12:52 AM] jessicayale: o.o''
[12:53 AM] darkshadows: that Eva is bad news and we're alright.
[12:53 AM] darkshadows: and the other Sentimentals too.
[12:53 AM] jessicayale: ok
[12:53 AM] jessicayale: why me specifically?
[12:53 AM] darkshadows: because apparently, Eva knows that you knew Willow.
[12:54 AM] jessicayale: how?
[12:54 AM] darkshadows: ... how many of the five Eva was going to gather do we have now, guys?
[12:54 AM] zack: Erm that makes four.
[12:54 AM] darkshadows: she had a list she got from someone.
[12:54 AM] zack: The last one's unnamed.
[12:54 AM] darkshadows: ... so we have four.
[12:54 AM] darkshadows: damn.
[12:54 AM] zack: So we need to talk to Samsson.
[12:54 AM] zack: Samsson has the list.
[12:54 AM] darkshadows: Guys, whatever we do... we cannot let these five near Willow.
[12:54 AM] darkshadows: I dunno if them simply being there inf ront of her will change her back or not.
[12:54 AM] zack: ...does this mean Samsson is working with Eva or just doesn't know?
[12:55 AM] darkshadows: and I do NOT wanna risk it.
[12:55 AM] darkshadows: he probably doesn't know.
[12:58 AM] guest left the room.
[12:58 AM] theseal entered the room.
[12:58 AM] guest-2500825 changed nickname to guest
[12:58 AM] darkshadows: ... that random guest left, and it's another random guest
[12:58 AM] zack1 entered the room.
[12:59 AM] guest-2500837 changed nickname to zack1
[12:59 AM] darkshadows: hi zack
[12:59 AM] darkshadows: again. XD
[12:59 AM] zack1: I had to unplug the internet.
[12:59 AM] zack1: Oh.
[12:59 AM] darkshadows: ...
[12:59 AM] zack1: Oh fuck.
[12:59 AM] zack1: Erm... you want a rhyme scheme sir?
[12:59 AM] darkshadows: ... baabaaa?
[12:59 AM] darkshadows: hm
[1:00 AM] darkshadows: alphabet that is being a stand in for binary?
[1:00 AM] jessicayale: looks like a cipher o.o
[1:00 AM] zack1: Oh.
[1:00 AM] darkshadows: a cypher...
[1:00 AM] jazz: Its Baconian
[1:00 AM] zack1: Baconian?
[1:00 AM] darkshadows: ?
[1:00 AM] bunny: eh
[1:00 AM] jazz: developed by Francis Bacon
[1:00 AM] zack1: OH.
[1:00 AM] darkshadows: huh.
[1:00 AM] bunny: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[1:01 AM] darkshadows: a rare bit of lore I didn't know...
[1:01 AM] darkshadows: nice, Jazz.
[1:01 AM] pandora: o.o
[1:01 AM] jazz: its what I do toots
[1:01 AM] guest changed nickname to theseal
[1:01 AM] darkshadows: ...
[1:01 AM] theseal: boo
[1:01 AM] zack1: Oh.
[1:01 AM] darkshadows: hello.
[1:01 AM] theseal: hello
[1:02 AM] theseal: ladybugs
[1:02 AM] jessicayale: what the?
[1:02 AM] zack1: You know we're on your side, right?
[1:02 AM] darkshadows: ^
[1:02 AM] jessicayale: WHO IS THIS NOW?
[1:02 AM] zack1: Eldritch Altered Cannibal Box Man
[1:02 AM] darkshadows: it... captures Altereds.
[1:02 AM] theseal: Does it matter to me?
[1:03 AM] darkshadows: Yes. because if you're not on our side, the omniverse will die.
[1:03 AM] zack1: ^
[1:03 AM] darkshadows: including you.
[1:03 AM] theseal: Oh, of course
[1:03 AM] theseal: not to say that I dont care
[1:03 AM] zack1: But you aren't gonna help us nor are you going to stop us?
[1:03 AM] theseal: but there is unfinished business I need to take care of
[1:04 AM] zack1: Ah.
[1:04 AM] darkshadows: who or what is it you seek?
[1:04 AM] jazz: BAABBAABBBAABAABAABAAABAAAAAAAABABBBABBAAAAAAABBABBAABBBAABABABBAABAAAABABBABABBABBBABABBA
[1:04 AM] theseal: Its in the code
[1:04 AM] theseal: I like codes
[1:04 AM] zack1: Did you do something to Jazz? D:
[1:04 AM] darkshadows: Well codes are fun.
[1:04 AM] darkshadows: no, he transcribed the video one into ehre so that we could copy it...
[1:04 AM] jazz: yeah
[1:05 AM] jazz: just google Baconian cipher
[1:05 AM] jazz: decrypt it
[1:05 AM] darkshadows: I was already on it, Jazz. ;)
[1:05 AM] jazz: sweet, you know you always were my favorite ladybug Dark
[1:05 AM] darkshadows: ... It wants Willow.
[1:05 AM] darkshadows: THESEALWANTSWILLOW
[1:06 AM] darkshadows: that is what it says.
[1:06 AM] theseal: smart girl
[1:06 AM] darkshadows: ... why?
[1:06 AM] theseal: Well
[1:06 AM] theseal: I have my reason
[1:06 AM] theseal: but this is not a Bond movie, now is it dear?
[1:06 AM] darkshadows: What exactly did she do to make you go after her?
[1:06 AM] darkshadows: no. it's not.
[1:06 AM] theseal: nothing, she did nothing
[1:06 AM] zack1: Question- does taking Willow fuck up the omniversal order?
[1:06 AM] theseal: no
[1:07 AM] darkshadows: well we kind of need her...
[1:07 AM] theseal: I wont kill her
[1:07 AM] darkshadows: she's kind of one of our only defenses at the moment.
[1:07 AM] theseal: I wont seal her
[1:07 AM] zack1: Then what are you going to do?
[1:07 AM] darkshadows: ... you will forgive me for being slightly skeptical. and what Zack asked.
[1:07 AM] theseal: I wish to talk to her
[1:08 AM] theseal: nothing more
[1:08 AM] theseal: nothing less
[1:08 AM] jessicayale: you lost me
[1:08 AM] jazz: ehm
[1:08 AM] jazz: so
[1:08 AM] jazz: what?
[1:09 AM] jessicayale: Seal, tell us why you want to talk to her
[1:09 AM] jessicayale: what about?
[1:10 AM] theseal: life
[1:10 AM] zack1: Life?
[1:10 AM] theseal: yes
[1:10 AM] zack1: Okay.
[1:10 AM] theseal: talk to me about life, dear weep
[1:10 AM] pandora: ...
[1:10 AM] darkshadows: ...
[1:11 AM] zack1: Weep's not... in the chat... is she?
[1:11 AM] jazz: she can be
[1:11 AM] zack1: Because two of the five are in here and... that's bad.
[1:11 AM] theseal: make that 3/5
[1:11 AM] zack1: ?
[1:11 AM] theseal: counting yours truly
[1:11 AM] darkshadows: ... oh my...
[1:11 AM] zack1: ....you're one of the five?
[1:12 AM] darkshadows: ... no wonder Eva wanted the five if the Seal is one of them.
[1:12 AM] theseal: indeed, the Blind Man called us five The Recessors.
[1:12 AM] darkshadows: I think she was going to use you to keep Willow trapped so she'd have to become human.
[1:13 AM] theseal: most likely
[1:13 AM] darkshadows: So we now know we cannot let those five near Willow, at all.
[1:13 AM] darkshadows: Does it need all five of them together for it to work?
[1:13 AM] jazz: I imagine so
[1:13 AM] zack left the room.
[1:14 AM] darkshadows: so then just the three in here won't work.
[1:14 AM] zack1: Well... three out of five isn't five out of five... but... that chance... still...
[1:14 AM] darkshadows: ^
[1:14 AM] darkshadows: I just worry.
[1:14 AM] darkshadows: I like not having everything cease to exist.
[1:14 AM] zack1: It would still be safer if only one of the five were here, but...
[1:14 AM] theseal: I wish to meet her
[1:14 AM] theseal: in person
[1:14 AM] darkshadows: ... well we can ask Jazz and jessica to leave.
[1:14 AM] zack1: Jazz? Jessica?
[1:14 AM] jazz: alright
[1:14 AM] darkshadows: they are two of the Five, aren't they?
[1:14 AM] jazz left the room.
[1:14 AM] zack1: Thanks man.
[1:15 AM] darkshadows: thanks Jazz.
[1:15 AM] jessicayale left the room.
[1:15 AM] darkshadows: and Jessica.
[1:15 AM] darkshadows: and it won't work with one...
[1:15 AM] zack1: Frank and Jessica, yeah, they were on the list.
[1:15 AM] theseal: I knew
[1:15 AM] darkshadows: I'd imagine if you got Willow caught by accident you could always let her out, Seal.
[1:15 AM] darkshadows: you knew what?
[1:16 AM] theseal: about Frank & Jessica
[1:16 AM] theseal: and yeah
[1:16 AM] theseal: I could
[1:16 AM] pandora: how do we get the Willow here?
[1:16 AM] zack1: Are there any SONGS the Willow likes that I can play on the broadcaster?
[1:16 AM] zack1: Is there a ritual chant?
[1:16 AM] darkshadows: ... she did say we could call her with her symbol, in salt.
[1:16 AM] darkshadows: she said that earlier today.
[1:17 AM] pandora: DO THAT
[1:17 AM] darkshadows: okay. in the chat, or in real life?
[1:17 AM] darkshadows: well this is real life, but.
[1:17 AM] darkshadows: hm. hang on, brb
[1:17 AM] pandora: real life I'd imagine


(Here, I went on live webcam feed. ~ Shadows)

[1:19 AM] zack1: Oh webcam proof!
Here is said image, captured from the TinyChat webcam feed.
~ Shadows
[1:20 AM] darkshadows: c'mon Willow
[1:21 AM] ouo: OuO
[1:21 AM] darkshadows: aha
[1:21 AM] ouo: you.called?
[1:22 AM] darkshadows: alright.
[1:23 AM] darkshadows: now hopefully this wasn't a bad idea.
[1:23 AM] ouo: Whatisit?
[1:23 AM] darkshadows: an... old friend of yours apparently wants to talk to you.
[1:23 AM] zack1: Is it okay if someone- well, some*thing*- wants to have a chat?
[1:24 AM] ouo: yes OuO
[1:24 AM] theseal: Weep
[1:24 AM] theseal: We meet again
[1:24 AM] ouo: OuO
[1:25 AM] darkshadows: brb
[1:27 AM] ouo: Whatdoyouwishtodiscussseal?
[1:27 AM] theseal: life
[1:27 AM] ouo: life?
[1:27 AM] theseal: tell me weep
[1:28 AM] theseal: what is life?
[1:28 AM] ouo: Idontknow.OuO
[1:30 AM] darkshadows: life is... beautiful?
[1:30 AM] zack1: ...*readies a clip*
[1:30 AM] ouo: interesting. Not even you know my old love, its a mystery a freedomly joice of everything
[1:30 AM] ouo: Atleastthatis.mythought OuO
[1:30 AM] theseal: true
[1:30 AM] theseal: it.is
[1:31 AM] theseal: life
[1:31 AM] theseal: is freedom
[1:31 AM] theseal: thank you Weep
[1:32 AM] theseal: if this is the last time we ever meet
[1:32 AM] theseal: *kiss* goodbye
[1:32 AM] darkshadows: ... aw. :3
[1:32 AM] ouo: OuO
[1:33 AM] pandora: THE GREY SLIME IS IN MY EYES
[1:33 AM] darkshadows: ... I'm really sorry about that, Pandora.
[1:34 AM] pandora: BAH
[1:34 AM] darkshadows: I wish there was a way I could help.
[1:35 AM] theseal: thank you
[1:35 AM] darkshadows: You're welcome.
[1:35 AM] theseal: I could die a happy girl now, if it didn't destroy the world
[1:37 AM] theseal: if theres any way I could repay you
[1:37 AM] theseal: and apologize for my villainous behaviour
[1:37 AM] theseal: just name it
[1:37 AM] zack1: Can you trap the Cold Boy?
[1:37 AM] darkshadows: Seal, are you aware of whether or not Cold Boy actively is influencing world destruction
[1:37 AM] darkshadows: plans, that is.
[1:38 AM] theseal: yes
[1:38 AM] theseal: Im aware
[1:38 AM] darkshadows: ok. so he's definitely something we should get rid of. In that case, could you catch him?
[1:38 AM] zack1: Is the Cold Boy openly helping Eva destroy the everything?
[1:38 AM] darkshadows: ^
[1:38 AM] zack1: @Shadows: I- I said that. :c
[1:39 AM] darkshadows: sorry dude, just checking... ^^"
[1:39 AM] theseal: Eva is not just a Melancholy, she's also a cold child. A Melancholy would feel great
[1:39 AM] theseal: sadness
[1:39 AM] theseal: she feels nothing
[1:39 AM] darkshadows: ... oh.
[1:39 AM] darkshadows: OH. guys, that was our hint!
[1:39 AM] zack1: So the Cold Boy was behind it all along.
[1:39 AM] darkshadows: damn
[1:39 AM] zack1: It's been planning this for maybe thousands of years.
[1:39 AM] darkshadows: jesus.
[1:39 AM] zack1: And it now has its chance.
[1:39 AM] zack1: Ffffffffffuuuuck.
[1:39 AM] darkshadows: what an asshole.
[1:39 AM] theseal: I could try
[1:40 AM] zack1: Please do.
[1:40 AM] theseal: but he's powerful
[1:40 AM] darkshadows: please do try. but I don't think we wanna send it alone.
[1:40 AM] theseal: more so than I
[1:40 AM] darkshadows: sorry, her.
[1:40 AM] darkshadows: we should send her with backup.
[1:40 AM] zack1: Then Eva isn't really evil. She may just be manipulated by the Cold Boy.
[1:40 AM] theseal: us and what army?
[1:40 AM] darkshadows: Otherwise he might destroy her.
[1:40 AM] zack1: Most of the Altered are willing to help.
[1:40 AM] zack1: As well as Slender Man and other Fears.
[1:40 AM] darkshadows: ... *small smirk* so are a good chunk of the Fears...
[1:41 AM] theseal: guys
[1:41 AM] darkshadows: ?
[1:41 AM] theseal: i dont know
[1:41 AM] zack1: Yeah?
[1:41 AM] theseal: but this seems to be going too smoothly
[1:41 AM] darkshadows: yeah, you are right.
[1:41 AM] zack1: Yeah.
[1:41 AM] theseal: we should wait
[1:41 AM] darkshadows: *nods*
[1:41 AM] zack1: Maybe- oh God, what if there are more Cold Boy sympathizers than just Eva and Exa?
[1:41 AM] zack1: *nods too*
[1:42 AM] darkshadows: there's always the chance we could put what we do have in the Seal, like a trojan horse
[1:42 AM] darkshadows: to hide our supporters, but that's for later.
[1:42 AM] zack1: Yes but how do we know *what we have*?
[1:42 AM] darkshadows: okay. we need to figure out which ones we have, and fast.
[1:42 AM] zack1: And which ones are the Omnicidal Maniacs of Omniversal Destruction.
[1:42 AM] darkshadows: We have at least one Fear and two Altereds, plus two Sentimentals, on our side.
[1:42 AM] zack1: And Fleshangel.
[1:42 AM] darkshadows: okay two, if Blind Man is considered, seeing as he prophesized it.
[1:43 AM] darkshadows: and probably doesn't wanna die.
[1:43 AM] zack1: And Three Altereds.
[1:43 AM] darkshadows: and three Altereds.
[1:43 AM] zack1: Seal do you know any other beings at all who may work with the Cold Boy and Eva?
[1:43 AM] darkshadows: okay, two Fears, three Altereds, and two Sentimentals.
[1:43 AM] darkshadows: what Zack said.
[1:43 AM] theseal: I do
[1:43 AM] darkshadows: could you tell us who?
[1:43 AM] zack1: What are they?
[1:43 AM] theseal: Wooden one
[1:43 AM] zack1: Oh.
[1:43 AM] zack1: Oh BOOOYYY.
[1:43 AM] darkshadows: ... of course.
[1:44 AM] zack1: Probably doesn't want to die itself but figures it's worth it to watch all the rest die.
[1:44 AM] theseal: yes
[1:44 AM] pandora: this is
[1:44 AM] zack1: others?
[1:44 AM] pandora: bad
[1:44 AM] darkshadows: ... Kill her/it with fire?
[1:44 AM] zack1: Or is it just the two psychos and the extremist Coldencholy?
[1:44 AM] zack1: We can't.
[1:44 AM] theseal: the handed one
[1:44 AM] darkshadows: *sighs*
[1:44 AM] zack1: The Handed One.
[1:44 AM] darkshadows: ... oh great.
[1:44 AM] darkshadows: I honestly have no idea how powerful it is.
[1:45 AM] theseal: and the simulated one
[1:45 AM] darkshadows: the Simulated, of course.
[1:45 AM] theseal: that is all I know of the other side
[1:45 AM] zack1: Those are all the ones you *know of* or is that a solid list?
[1:45 AM] darkshadows: so we know of two Altereds and a Fear that are on Coldy's side.
[1:45 AM] zack1: Oh.
[1:45 AM] darkshadows: And there may be others.
[1:45 AM] theseal: yes
[1:45 AM] zack1: And I take it most of the others are either on our side or you don't know yet.
[1:45 AM] zack1: Okay.
[1:45 AM] theseal: Inside me I have 50 altered
[1:45 AM] zack1: FIFTY!?
[1:45 AM] zack1: THERE ARE FIFTY!?
[1:45 AM] theseal: so that strikes some out
[1:45 AM] darkshadows: which means we gotta track down those ones, and...
[1:46 AM] darkshadows: fifty.
[1:46 AM] darkshadows: HOT DAMN.
[1:46 AM] zack1: Slendy's one hell of a geneticist. o.o
[1:46 AM] darkshadows: ok.
[1:46 AM] darkshadows: damn
[1:46 AM] theseal: the ones inside me
[1:46 AM] theseal: would most likely join the cold one
[1:46 AM] darkshadows: could you catch the Handed One and the Simulated?
[1:46 AM] darkshadows: or are they too powerful?
[1:46 AM] theseal: working on it
[1:46 AM] darkshadows: ok
[1:46 AM] darkshadows: that's two we have potentially down.
[1:46 AM] zack1: Can we weed out all the Omnicidal maniacs
[1:47 AM] darkshadows: as for Wooden Bitch...
[1:47 AM] darkshadows: IDK
[1:47 AM] zack1: and then you can keep them in yourself for the rest of eternity?
[1:47 AM] darkshadows: No, she just said she could let them out if she chose.
[1:47 AM] zack1: Ah.
[1:48 AM] pandora: 2spooky4me
[1:48 AM] darkshadows: ... Do you think we could throw Tall and Faceless at Wooden Girl until she stops moving?
[1:48 AM] darkshadows: not like, literally throw, but...
[1:48 AM] zack1: That would fuck up the eldritch order
[1:48 AM] darkshadows: ... true.
[1:48 AM] theseal: the wooden girl and slenderman are allies
[1:48 AM] zack1: Oh.
[1:48 AM] darkshadows: ... so he's not on our side?
[1:48 AM] theseal: he is
[1:48 AM] darkshadows: ok
[1:48 AM] theseal: just torn
[1:48 AM] zack1: Ah.
[1:49 AM] darkshadows: BUT being her ally, and all...
[1:49 AM] zack1: So- if all the beings inside of you are omnicidal maniacs
[1:49 AM] zack1: that makes 55 bad guys
[1:49 AM] theseal: yes
[1:49 AM] darkshadows: that is a lot of bad guys.
[1:49 AM] zack1: Well 50 of them are down.
[1:49 AM] zack1: But still
[1:49 AM] zack1: We don't know how many are still out there
[1:49 AM] darkshadows: ^
[1:49 AM] zack1: and how many aren't just crazy enough to kill THEMSELVES
[1:50 AM] zack1: to bring about this bullshit.
[1:50 AM] darkshadows: How many Altered are there altogether, Seal, or don't you know?
[1:50 AM] theseal: I dont know
[1:50 AM] theseal: there could be thousands
[1:50 AM] darkshadows: okay true, but how many of them were convinced by Eva?
[1:50 AM] zack1: "Count the stars in the sky and it's not enough" kind of thing?
[1:50 AM] theseal: yeah zack
[1:50 AM] theseal: I could myself destroy the world
[1:50 AM] zack1: Is Mr. Mite one of the Omnicidal Maniacs?
[1:50 AM] darkshadows: Damn Slendy was busy.
[1:50 AM] theseal: how could I destroy the world you ask?
[1:50 AM] theseal: creating a paradox
[1:51 AM] zack1: A paradox?
[1:51 AM] theseal: I'm an altered, if I swallow myself
[1:51 AM] zack1: Ah.
[1:51 AM] darkshadows: ah.
[1:51 AM] zack1: The eldritch geometry becomes even more eldritch
[1:51 AM] theseal: if I was omnicidal
[1:51 AM] theseal: you'd be dead by now
[1:51 AM] zack1: Yeah.
[1:51 AM] darkshadows: Thank everything you're not, then.
[1:51 AM] theseal: I live life
[1:51 AM] theseal: I like it
[1:52 AM] zack1: Yeah. Life is good.
[1:52 AM] zack1: Nonexistence would... if put in the most base of human terms...
[1:52 AM] zack1: suck.
[1:52 AM] zack1: :I
[1:52 AM] darkshadows: I also like life.
[1:52 AM] theseal: Im gonna go track down the handed one
[1:52 AM] darkshadows: Seal, one more question.
[1:52 AM] theseal: hmmm?
[1:52 AM] darkshadows: Do you know why the Willow has taken such a shine to me?
[1:52 AM] theseal: I do
[1:52 AM] zack1: Why?
[1:52 AM] darkshadows: ... can you explain?
[1:52 AM] theseal: you remind her of herself
[1:53 AM] darkshadows: *nods* okay.
[1:53 AM] theseal: when she was human
[1:53 AM] zack1: Well Shadows you're similar to an eldritch being.
[1:53 AM] zack1: Good for you!
[1:53 AM] darkshadows: That's... great?
[1:53 AM] theseal: it means she would risk her life for you
[1:53 AM] darkshadows: I hope she kind of doesn't, we need her alive.
[1:53 AM] darkshadows: But that's very admirable.
[1:54 AM] darkshadows: And just one more for my peace of mind... if we saw each other, physically...
[1:54 AM] darkshadows: would that be paradoxical, or?
[1:54 AM] theseal: you are not her
[1:54 AM] theseal: you are similar
[1:54 AM] darkshadows: oh, ok.
[1:54 AM] darkshadows: Good to know I'm not her from another plane of existance or something. O.o
[1:55 AM] theseal: yeah
[1:55 AM] theseal: I'll report to you in a few days
[1:55 AM] theseal: until then
[1:55 AM] darkshadows: Good luck capturing the other two though.
[1:55 AM] theseal: relax
[1:55 AM] zack1: Sounds good!
[1:55 AM] darkshadows: ... I will try so damn hard dude.
[1:55 AM] zack1: See ya Seal!
[1:55 AM] theseal left the room.
[1:55 AM] pandora: bye seal
[1:55 AM] darkshadows: Okay.
[1:55 AM] pandora: Why are the people we thought were enemies
[1:55 AM] pandora: becoming allies
[1:56 AM] pandora: and vice versa?
[1:56 AM] darkshadows: So we are pretty much screwed and we cannot just throw Slenderman at them.
[1:56 AM] darkshadows: the enemies that is.
[1:56 AM] darkshadows: ... well we could as long as he doesn't kill them.
[1:56 AM] darkshadows: but he is allies with one of them.
[1:56 AM] zack1: I'm sorry, I'm still wondering about those fifty omnicidal maniacs inside the Seal.
[1:56 AM] darkshadows: so we need to ensure he doesn't revolt against us.
[1:56 AM] darkshadows: How much damn space does the Seal have... is it like the TARDIS?
[1:56 AM] zack1: I mean... I'm fairly sure it's impossible, but... can a hit from one of the evil Altered
[1:57 AM] darkshadows: I am now imagining a tiny cube with the infinite space of the TARDIS.
[1:57 AM] pandora: LOL
[1:57 AM] darkshadows: No, i don't think so, Zack.
[1:57 AM] pandora: wait
[1:57 AM] zack1: So the fifty maniacs are there until the Seal lets them go... *if* it lets them go.
[1:57 AM] pandora: one thing
[1:57 AM] zack1: *she*
[1:57 AM] pandora: what if someone gains control of The Seal
[1:57 AM] pandora: and makes her eat herself?
[1:57 AM] darkshadows: I'm pretty sure the Seal has its own reasons.
[1:57 AM] zack1: Yeah.
[1:58 AM] darkshadows: ... and that woudl be where Wooden Bitch would come in.
[1:58 AM] darkshadows: fuck.
[1:58 AM] pandora: this is getting messed up
[1:58 AM] darkshadows: ... we need to really make damn sure Slenderman doesn't revolt on us.
[1:58 AM] zack1: Still... is it possible for the Seal to be forced to free all the Omnicidals
[1:58 AM] zack1: if... you know... the bad guys are too dumb to think of the paradox of the Seal.
[1:58 AM] pandora: probably
[1:58 AM] zack1: I just called two or more Fears and fifty-three Altered possibly dumb
[1:58 AM] zack1: I'm going to die.
[1:58 AM] zack1: Hard.
[1:59 AM] darkshadows: ... dude. I just thought of something.
[1:59 AM] zack1: What?
[1:59 AM] pandora: ?
[1:59 AM] darkshadows: Is it possible that we could use Willow as incentive for Slendy *not* to side with Woodsie
[1:59 AM] zack1: Maybe.
[1:59 AM] pandora: depends how he feels about her
[2:00 AM] darkshadows: I know she *hates* him, but...
[2:00 AM] zack1: Wait... wait I'm thinking. I think that the whole reason for the humanification and why
[2:00 AM] darkshadows: ?
[2:00 AM] zack1: it fucks up the omniverse is because the law of matter ALSO applies to eldritch power
[2:00 AM] darkshadows: ...
[2:00 AM] zack1: it can't be created or destroyed. Humanifying or killing a being MAY destroy
[2:00 AM] darkshadows: true.
[2:00 AM] zack1: the eldritch power. But if it were TRANSFERRED
[2:00 AM] zack1: say the Cold Boy becomes a part of the Slender Man again.
[2:00 AM] darkshadows: creating entropy. nature abhors a vacuum.
[2:00 AM] darkshadows: ... oh.
[2:00 AM] darkshadows: OH.
[2:00 AM] zack1: Yeah.
[2:00 AM] pandora: YES
[2:00 AM] zack1: Oh.
[2:00 AM] pandora: OMG YES
[2:00 AM] darkshadows: but he might be too powerful for that...
[2:01 AM] pandora: still
[2:01 AM] pandora: its a hope
[2:01 AM] zack1: The Slender Man warps time like a copper wire
[2:01 AM] zack1: the Cold Boy is powerful, but not THAT powerful.
[2:01 AM] darkshadows: and is Slendy really gonna want to absorb his fear again?
[2:01 AM] darkshadows: true..
[2:01 AM] zack1: Maybe to save the universe
[2:01 AM] pandora: we could try to convince him
[2:01 AM] zack1: and he has Altereds now.
[2:01 AM] darkshadows: ... damn. We need to make damn sure he doesn't go turncoat on us.
[2:01 AM] zack1: But even if the Cold Boy is absorbed
[2:01 AM] zack1: there's still 53 Altered and a Wooden Girl to stop.
[2:01 AM] darkshadows: I cannot believe I am saying this. But Slenderman is the key to stuff being alright.
[2:02 AM] zack1: The Altered... maybe the humanification was possible but in the WRONG WAY
[2:02 AM] zack1: Slendy may have had to use his own eldritch strength and give it to them.
[2:02 AM] bunny: lalalala
[2:02 AM] bunny: o
[2:02 AM] bunny: what happened
[2:02 AM] darkshadows: that is possible too Zack.
[2:02 AM] zack1: Yeah.
[2:02 AM] darkshadows: ... we have some serious questions to ask of our Tallest ally (?) then.
[2:03 AM] pandora: how does one summon Slenderman?
[2:03 AM] pandora: also
[2:03 AM] zack1: But just the fifty bad Altered can go. The ultimate punishment for abuse of privelege.
[2:03 AM] zack1: Salt with the Operator symbol?
[2:03 AM] pandora: LOL
[2:03 AM] pandora: speaking of which
[2:03 AM] zack1: You LOSE the privelege.
[2:03 AM] darkshadows: ... we could.
[2:03 AM] zack1: Ergo... you abuse the eldritch power you LOSE the eldritch power.
[2:03 AM] pandora: what is the deal with Willow and salt?
[2:03 AM] darkshadows: I haven't any idea.
[2:03 AM] darkshadows: but salt Operator symbol may work.
[2:03 AM] zack1: It might.
[2:04 AM] pandora: why salt?
[2:04 AM] zack1: But I need to get Jazz.
[2:04 AM] darkshadows: BUT we still need a translator.
[2:04 AM] pandora: why would Slendy like salt?
[2:04 AM] darkshadows: Jazz.
[2:04 AM] darkshadows: IDK Pandora...
[2:04 AM] pandora: couldnt jazz just get his dad
[2:04 AM] darkshadows: it worked on Willow maybe it will work with Slenderman.
[2:04 AM] darkshadows: he could yeah.
[2:04 AM] pandora: they seem to get along
[2:04 AM] jazzslenderman entered the room.
[2:04 AM] guest-2501743 changed nickname to jazzslenderman
[2:05 AM] jazzslenderman: whats up sugarmamas and daddios?
[2:05 AM] darkshadows: ... as long as it means I don't have to spill more salt on the floor. XD
[2:05 AM] darkshadows: hola Jazz.
[2:05 AM] pandora: hey Jazz
[2:05 AM] darkshadows: We have... questions for your dad. is it possible you could bring him in, and translate?
[2:07 AM] jazzslenderman: I could speak to him telepathically
[2:07 AM] zack entered the room.
[2:07 AM] guest-2501773 changed nickname to zack11
[2:07 AM] darkshadows: that would work too.
[2:07 AM] zack11 changed nickname to zack
[2:07 AM] jazzslenderman: and tell you what he's saying
[2:07 AM] zack: Sorry.
[2:07 AM] zack: Okay
[2:07 AM] zack: you heard the plan Jazz?
[2:07 AM] darkshadows: that would probably be a lot better for my nerves, too, to be honest.
[2:09 AM] jazzslenderman: ok
[2:10 AM] zack: I'll stay to see the Slender Man talk
[2:10 AM] jazzslenderman: He asks what you want
[2:10 AM] jazzslenderman: Im translating
[2:10 AM] darkshadows: okay guys, questions?
[2:10 AM] zack: Shadows you explain what's wanted.
[2:10 AM] zack: Is it possible to reclaim any eldritch power you've released or given?
[2:10 AM] zack: *hoping it's subtle enough*
[2:10 AM] jazzslenderman: yes
[2:11 AM] zack: Therefore, is it possible to absorb the eldritch power of the omnicidal ones
[2:11 AM] jazzslenderman: yes
[2:11 AM] zack: WITHOUT destroying the omniverse?
[2:11 AM] zack: Okay.
[2:11 AM] jazzslenderman: yes
[2:11 AM] zack: Shadows you take over from here.
[2:11 AM] darkshadows: Okay. Is it possible you could reclaim power from the Cold Boy, since he's half Altered?
[2:12 AM] zack: And a Sentimental.
[2:12 AM] jazzslenderman: yes
[2:12 AM] zack: I was tempted to ask something but it might be asking too much.
[2:12 AM] darkshadows: I am as well, but... I'd like to refrain from personal questions.
[2:12 AM] jazzslenderman: what Zack?
[2:12 AM] zack: Since the Cold Boy is a Sentimental can't you just completely absorb/destroy the CB?
[2:13 AM] jazzslenderman: I can
[2:13 AM] darkshadows: Would doing so be helpful in helping the Omniverse not die?
[2:13 AM] jazzslenderman: yes
[2:13 AM] jazzslenderman: very
[2:14 AM] zack: Should we just go after the Cold Boy now since he's the instigator and destroy him
[2:14 AM] zack: or should we just remove most of its power
[2:14 AM] zack: which would be plan A?
[2:14 AM] zack: ...or are none of them plan A?
[2:15 AM] zack: I'm sorry if I asked too much or too personal or displeased you somehow
[2:15 AM] jazzslenderman: consider it done
[2:15 AM] darkshadows: Thank you.
[2:15 AM] zack: Wait remove the power or destroy it?
[2:15 AM] darkshadows: Also... um... I'm sorry I didn't trust you earlier...
[2:16 AM] jazzslenderman: why didnt you?
[2:16 AM] darkshadows: ... you frighten me.
[2:16 AM] zack: One more question- are you removing most of its power or destroying it completely?
[2:16 AM] jazzslenderman: he will become a part of me again
[2:16 AM] zack: Ah.
[2:17 AM] jazzslenderman: I think I have a solution
[2:17 AM] darkshadows: oh?
[2:17 AM] zack: ?
[2:18 AM] jazzslenderman: I could absorb the power of every altered and sentimental
[2:18 AM] zack: Erm... ALL of them?
[2:18 AM] jazzslenderman: (btw this is all just rough translation to the closest human terms)
[2:18 AM] jazzslenderman: yes
[2:18 AM] zack: Well... the guilty Altered and Sentimentals, yeah, but... ALL of them?
[2:18 AM] darkshadows: ^
[2:19 AM] zack: Some of them can be okay beings, you know. But the guilty ones can die.
[2:19 AM] zack: But it's your decision
[2:19 AM] jazzslenderman: what if someone gains control of them
[2:19 AM] zack: they *were* made by you.
[2:19 AM] jazzslenderman: in the future
[2:19 AM] darkshadows: That still won't stop the other Fears on Coldy's side.
[2:19 AM] zack: The other Fears on Coldy's side?
[2:20 AM] darkshadows: Wooden Girl.
[2:20 AM] zack: Do the other Fears have a being that they all descend from too?
[2:20 AM] jazzslenderman: me
[2:20 AM] zack: Oh.
[2:20 AM] zack: Damn.
[2:20 AM] bunny left the room.
[2:20 AM] darkshadows: The bigger question, Operator, is this. What if someone on their side gains your favor.
[2:20 AM] zack: You *ARE* the most powerful being in the omniverse.
[2:20 AM] darkshadows: and then we have problems.
[2:21 AM] zack: Shadows... he's the most POWERFUL BEING IN THE OMNIVERSE. We'd be screwed. :I
[2:21 AM] darkshadows: yeah
[2:21 AM] darkshadows: that's why I wanna make sure we don't lose him.
[2:22 AM] darkshadows: We have the equivolent of a nuclear bomb.
[2:22 AM] zack: A nuclear bomb!?
[2:22 AM] jazzslenderman: (o.o)
[2:22 AM] zack: Slender Man is Yog-Sothoth in a suit!
[2:22 AM] darkshadows: If he wanted to he could destroy *everything*. If what he's saying is the case.
[2:22 AM] zack: What you just said was an understatement.
[2:22 AM] zack: :P
[2:22 AM] darkshadows: true.
[2:22 AM] darkshadows: ... I meant no disrespect, Tall One.
[2:22 AM] jazzslenderman: Dark
[2:22 AM] zack1 left the room.
[2:23 AM] darkshadows: ... yes?
[2:23 AM] jazzslenderman: I respect you
[2:23 AM] darkshadows: O.O
[2:23 AM] jazzslenderman: you have helped out a lot
[2:23 AM] darkshadows: ... you are welcome.
[2:23 AM] jazzslenderman: but absorbing them all
[2:23 AM] jazzslenderman: takes time
[2:23 AM] jazzslenderman: lots of it
[2:23 AM] jazzslenderman: Its not a simple process
[2:23 AM] darkshadows: *nods* we might not have that kind of time.
[2:24 AM] zack: Wait... that means Frank and Neva
[2:24 AM] zack: and the Seal
[2:24 AM] darkshadows: ... will be gone.
[2:24 AM] zack: and Willow all get reabsorbed.
[2:24 AM] darkshadows: And Willow...
[2:24 AM] zack: Hell, Frank and Neva will be destroyed.
[2:24 AM] zack: Fuck.
[2:24 AM] zack: Well... can't you just destroy the guilty ones?
[2:24 AM] zack: The Fears, Sentimentals, and Altered that WANT to destroy all everything
[2:24 AM] darkshadows: ... Tall One, do you know others who might be one of the guilty ones?
[2:24 AM] zack: but leave the rest alive?
[2:24 AM] jazzslenderman: I'll start with the Cold Boy and then report back for your opinions
[2:24 AM] zack: Okay
[2:25 AM] darkshadows: ... *nods* thanks and good luck.
[2:25 AM] zack: Is it going to be an easy fight? I mean, you ARE all-powerful, but...
[2:25 AM] jazzslenderman: it isnt
[2:25 AM] zack: Well okay that was a dumb question of mine but still- I understand.
[2:25 AM] darkshadows: *hums softly* nobody said it was easy...
[2:26 AM] darkshadows: it's such a shame for us to part.
[2:26 AM] darkshadows: nobody said it was easy, nobody said it'd ever be this hard.
[2:26 AM] darkshadows: oh take me back to the start.
[2:26 AM] zack: You want to play the song on the Youtube Shadows?
[2:26 AM] darkshadows: I can.
[2:27 AM] darkshadows: if there's still that option, not seeing it in the TC screen.
[2:27 AM] zack: It's not there.
[2:27 AM] zack: Fuck.
[2:27 AM] jazzslenderman: what is the song name?
[2:27 AM] darkshadows: I can give a link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWLpTKBFcU
[2:27 AM] zack: The Scientist by Coldplay?
[2:27 AM] darkshadows: Yes.
[2:27 AM] zack: I think I recognize the lyrics
[2:27 AM] zack: Okay.
[2:28 AM] jazzslenderman: *started a YouTube-video: Coldplay - The Scientist.*
[2:28 AM] darkshadows: *listens quietly*
[2:36 AM] jazzslenderman: *started a YouTube-video: radiohead-creep lyrics..*
[2:36 AM] jazzslenderman: I like this song
[2:36 AM] darkshadows: *small smirk* you like radiohead, do you?
[2:36 AM] jazzslenderman: I do
[2:38 AM] jazzslenderman: I'll let Frank speak now
[2:39 AM] darkshadows: ... somehow that makes sense, him liking Radiohead.
[2:39 AM] jazzslenderman: how so?
[2:39 AM] darkshadows: I don't know.
[2:39 AM] jazzslenderman: I can see why he would like creep
[2:39 AM] darkshadows: *nods*
[2:39 AM] jazzslenderman: seems to speak to him
[2:39 AM] jazzslenderman: kind of sad
[2:39 AM] darkshadows: We're all creeps, man.
[2:40 AM] jazzslenderman: Im leaving to take care of Jessica and the others
[2:40 AM] jazzslenderman: night folks
[2:40 AM] pandora: night

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