Monday, June 3, 2013

A Small Recollection of Events, Part Three

OKAY SO OH MY GOD THE FATE OF THE WORLD RESTS IN OUR HANDS.
FUCK.

FUCK.

On the other hand all we are going up against are a human and the Cold Boy.

Okay I should elaborate. Let's start with Jordan. Jordan is the brother of Lily and honestly a nice guy if you can get past the fact that he's a Slenderproxy. That gets kind of jarring at times but he's in love with Jessica so he's on our side. And that's good.

And then we got a message from the Seal, an Altered that traps and basically eats other Altered. It sent us a message over youtube. In morse code.

Fucking creepy.

Anyways, the message sent to us in morse code sums up to roughly, "I hate ladybugs. I will eat them all." Oh boy. Thankfully a later message told us that it can't eat humans, only eldritch beings.

Anyways, Frank came, helped us out a bit, and we realized how much Eva's going to kill our asses when she gets back. And Frank talks a little more about the idea of Sentimentals I'm sorry I won't elaborate please read the logs but the Sentimental stuff's not important right now.

Okay, so... Willow. She hijacked Lily's account. She and Slender Man are both on our side against Eva and we learn about Eva's plan. She's the Meddler. She's messing with the whole eldritch order and already dinged the universal constant up by humanifying the Egg. Melissa. So- if she de-eldritches another being like Willow or does ANYTHING to fuck up the order, the omniverse goes down. And in order to humanify the Willow she'll likely kidnap Frank and the others to do so so... not only are our newfound friends in danger? Every reality that has ever existed in any world or shape or form is now going to die. And cease to exist. And we're the only ones who can prevent it and it has to be prevented because once started it cannot fucking stop.

So suspicions of a well-meaning extremist? Very much proven.

And is that all? Fuck no. We might have most of the eldritch creatures on our side but the Cold Boy is not. Turns out, the Slender Man was so afraid of being alone that he tore the emotion right out of himself and tossed it away. It's an Altered AND a Sentimental AND a Fear. It's in all pantheons and it's so lonely, suicidal and omnicidal that it's taken the time to plan for the day when the omniverse goes up. He's so depressed that he will aid Eva in destroying reality.

Goddamn. And things couldn't get any worse.

OH NO BUT IT IS.

Melissa has to be re-Altered and who knows if she wants that? She might have some bad memories of it. So that's three enemies.

And while The Willow may be spreading the word of how we are more like saviours than destroyers, there will still be the Seal and other Altereds and Fears if they don't get the memo. So... four or more possible enemies.

And the Cold Boy's probably crafted this a long time and he's probably learned how to obfuscate ignorance or obfuscate loyalty, so he may just call us liars and then there will be a shitton of enemies.

So... we're facing the catastrophic end of all ends, and while we only have one or two clear cut bad guys here I'm fairly certain there'll be more than that. Or hell, who knows how many eldritch gods get up and say, "Y'know? I think I want everything to stop existing." I don't know, their morality is all orange and blue and teal and a little bit of octarine and infrared!

Ahem. That's the pessimist in me speaking.

Of course there are other things that happened. Of course! I'll probably edit out this recap if possible or if I have the time to talk more about that but I mainly wanted to talk about the major details and I skipped through most of the early stuff to get to it. So... I'm sorry.

~ZacksQuest

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