Okay, big log today. A lot happened. It's, um... Well, check it out: (Also Mike Myers = ZacksQuest)
[6/3/2013 10:01:48 PM] Neva: I return
[6/3/2013 10:01:51 PM] Mike Myers: Hi
[6/3/2013 10:02:11 PM] Mike Myers: I can't say much. No keyboard
[6/3/2013 10:02:29 PM] Mike Myers: have to use on-screen
[6/3/2013 10:02:29 PM] Brahian: Why hello, Neva. We've been expecting you.
[6/3/2013 10:02:36 PM] Neva: that succks Zack
[6/3/2013 10:02:39 PM] Mike Myers: XD
[6/3/2013 10:02:43 PM] Mike Myers: Yup
[6/3/2013 10:02:43 PM] Bunny: HI NEVA BBY
[6/3/2013 10:02:54 PM] Bunny: BBG
[6/3/2013 10:03:07 PM] Neva: BBG?
[6/3/2013 10:03:10 PM] Bunny: Baby girl
[6/3/2013 10:03:15 PM] Bunny: <3
[6/3/2013 10:03:18 PM] Mike Myers: wat
[6/3/2013 10:03:19 PM] Mike Myers: bunny
[6/3/2013 10:03:19 PM] Mike Myers: y
[6/3/2013 10:03:20 PM] Neva: Aww, I like you Bunny ^-^
[6/3/2013 10:03:36 PM] Bunny: (chuckle)
[6/3/2013 10:03:49 PM] Brahian: Bunny, you flirt!
[6/3/2013 10:04:11 PM] Pandadora: LOL
[6/3/2013 10:04:38 PM] Neva: How are you bunny ^-^?
[6/3/2013 10:04:38 PM] Neva: How are you bunny ^-^?
[6/3/2013 10:04:55 PM] Neva: double post >_<
[6/3/2013 10:05:03 PM] Brahian: xD
[6/3/2013 10:05:06 PM] Bunny: I am fine. How are you, Neva? Wassup?
[6/3/2013 10:05:27 PM] Neva: Well, I just had a bath so I'm pretty relaxed in my bathrobe
[6/3/2013 10:06:01 PM] Brahian: Well, we certainly wanted to know that little bit of trivia
[6/3/2013 10:06:08 PM | Edited 10:06:14 PM] Brahian: Bunny especially ;)
[6/3/2013 10:06:32 PM] Mike Myers: :I
[6/3/2013 10:06:34 PM] Bunny: How's Lily and the peoples?
[6/3/2013 10:07:00 PM] Neva: You are picturing the daughter of Slenderman naked? XD
[6/3/2013 10:07:01 PM] Bunny: :$
[6/3/2013 10:07:18 PM] Brahian: Bunny apparently is...
[6/3/2013 10:07:28 PM] Pandadora: XD
[6/3/2013 10:07:36 PM] Neva: And she's fine, she woke up a while ago
[6/3/2013 10:07:38 PM] Neva: And she's fine, she woke up a while ago
[6/3/2013 10:07:48 PM] Brahian: Hm, double post again o.O
[6/3/2013 10:07:51 PM] Bunny: I don't even know what she looks like
[6/3/2013 10:07:58 PM] Neva: dam lag
[6/3/2013 10:08:30 PM] Mike Myers: You sure it's lag right?
[6/3/2013 10:08:34 PM] Neva: I hope so
[6/3/2013 10:08:34 PM] Neva: either that or the manufactured newborn
[6/3/2013 10:08:41 PM | Edited 10:08:50 PM] Mike Myers: Dammit FEARS!?
[6/3/2013 10:08:59 PM] Brahian: [10:07:51 PM] Bunny: I don't even know what she looks like
And you're already hitting on her? Wow, Bunny, you sure you're not moving a little too fast?
[6/3/2013 10:09:13 PM] Bunny: EDJO{NUFYIDFFONUDOD
[6/3/2013 10:09:21 PM] Mike Myers: Never 2 fast w/ Bunny
[6/3/2013 10:09:22 PM] Neva: I don't mind, bunny is cute ^-^
[6/3/2013 10:09:38 PM] Mike Myers: XD
[6/3/2013 10:09:39 PM] Brahian: Apparently she know what you look like, Bunny...
[6/3/2013 10:09:41 PM] Bunny: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxm35gk7Ta1qapwlh.gif
[6/3/2013 10:09:45 PM] Brahian: (STALKER ALERT)
[6/3/2013 10:09:52 PM] Mike Myers: o.o
[6/3/2013 10:10:05 PM] Mike Myers: lol
[6/3/2013 10:10:53 PM] Neva: I meant his personality is cute
[6/3/2013 10:11:02 PM] Bunny: :D
[6/3/2013 10:11:15 PM] Brahian: Mhm
[6/3/2013 10:11:16 PM] Mike Myers: Wat's the plan?
[6/3/2013 10:11:16 PM] Bunny: We apparently get info tomorrow
[6/3/2013 10:11:19 PM] Neva: I believe you wanted to talk to Lillian?
[6/3/2013 10:11:24 PM] Brahian: Yes, we did
[6/3/2013 10:11:26 PM] Bunny: Oh yeah
[6/3/2013 10:11:26 PM] Wally: Yeah
[6/3/2013 10:11:38 PM] Mike Myers: yep
[6/3/2013 10:11:42 PM] Neva: Ehm, hello o.o''
[6/3/2013 10:11:49 PM] Mike Myers: hi
[6/3/2013 10:11:51 PM] Wally: Hello
[6/3/2013 10:12:04 PM] Mike Myers: You okay?
[6/3/2013 10:12:11 PM] Neva: I'm better
[6/3/2013 10:12:27 PM] Wally: Good to know
[6/3/2013 10:12:27 PM] Mike Myers: Good!
[6/3/2013 10:12:42 PM] Bunny: What exactly did it.. uh... do to you?
[6/3/2013 10:12:50 PM] Neva: I dont want to talk about that.
[6/3/2013 10:12:53 PM] Mike Myers: BUNNY
[6/3/2013 10:13:15 PM] Bunny: I understand yo
[6/3/2013 10:13:16 PM] Mike Myers: LET PEOPLE HAVE PRIVACY
[6/3/2013 10:13:18 PM] Brahian: Lily, I need to ask you something
[6/3/2013 10:13:22 PM] Mike Myers: o
[6/3/2013 10:13:26 PM] Brahian: If it's okay
[6/3/2013 10:13:37 PM] Neva: ok shoot
[6/3/2013 10:13:48 PM] Brahian: What can you tell us about your brother?
[6/3/2013 10:13:56 PM] Mike Myers: I g2g
[6/3/2013 10:14:02 PM] Brahian: Kay, bye Zacks
[6/3/2013 10:14:07 PM] Neva: Ehm
[6/3/2013 10:14:36 PM] Neva: nothing much except the fact that he disappeared shortly before I did.
[6/3/2013 10:14:51 PM] Brahian: Dissapeared?
[6/3/2013 10:15:02 PM] Neva: yeah around april
[6/3/2013 10:15:14 PM] Neva: if you saw the twitter
[6/3/2013 10:15:21 PM] Brahian: Yeah, I saw
[6/3/2013 10:15:31 PM] Brahian: What have you been doing since then?
[6/3/2013 10:15:48 PM] Neva: mostly relaxing
[6/3/2013 10:15:50 PM] Neva: eating
[6/3/2013 10:15:58 PM] Neva: watching some Yugioh Abridged
[6/3/2013 10:16:14 PM] Brahian: Okay then. Were you and your brother close? How well did you know him?
[6/3/2013 10:16:47 PM] Neva: I dunno, he was very distant
[6/3/2013 10:16:53 PM] Neva: I knew him only on a basic level
[6/3/2013 10:16:57 PM] Brahian: Good to know
[6/3/2013 10:17:09 PM] Bunny: Are you both russian?
[6/3/2013 10:17:14 PM] Bunny: Er
[6/3/2013 10:17:55 PM] Neva: Yes
[6/3/2013 10:18:22 PM] Bunny: Did you live in Canada or were you taken there?
[6/3/2013 10:18:29 PM] Neva: taken there
[6/3/2013 10:18:38 PM] Bunny: So you lived in Russia?
[6/3/2013 10:18:54 PM] Neva: yes
[6/3/2013 10:19:06 PM] Brahian: Do you know he's a Slenderproxy now? How do you feel about that?
[6/3/2013 10:19:17 PM] Pandadora: Also, how was the cake?
[6/3/2013 10:19:24 PM] Neva: the cake was good
[6/3/2013 10:19:32 PM] Neva: and I'm sad
[6/3/2013 10:19:35 PM] Neva: because of that
[6/3/2013 10:19:53 PM] Brahian: alright then
[6/3/2013 10:20:25 PM] Bunny: Did you know about Slenderman and the Altereds before... all of this?
[6/3/2013 10:20:41 PM] Neva: yes
[6/3/2013 10:20:45 PM] Brahian: Did you know the Willow, when she was a human?
[6/3/2013 10:20:48 PM | Edited 10:20:53 PM] Bunny: How so?
[6/3/2013 10:21:09 PM] Neva: I knew the willow when she was human
[6/3/2013 10:21:18 PM] Neva: She was a friend of mine
[6/3/2013 10:21:54 PM] Brahian: Can you tell us a bit more about her?
[6/3/2013 10:22:35 PM] Neva: ehm what do you want to know?
[6/3/2013 10:23:00 PM] Brahian: Just... I don't know, what was her name?
[6/3/2013 10:23:46 PM] Neva: ehm
[6/3/2013 10:23:48 PM] Neva: I dont recall, let me think
[6/3/2013 10:23:51 PM] Neva: its been a while
[6/3/2013 10:24:08 PM] Bunny: You don't remember...?
[6/3/2013 10:24:34 PM] Neva: I think her name even as human was Willow
[6/3/2013 10:24:45 PM] Brahian: ...
[6/3/2013 10:24:50 PM] Brahian: Strange name
[6/3/2013 10:25:02 PM] Neva: some people have that name o.o''
[6/3/2013 10:25:09 PM] Brahian: Well, yeah
[6/3/2013 10:25:43 PM] Brahian: So, did Neva tell you what Eva's planning?
[6/3/2013 10:26:06 PM] Neva: Ehm
[6/3/2013 10:26:08 PM] Neva: vaguely
[6/3/2013 10:26:37 PM] Brahian: Say, where is Eva? Has she tried to contact any of you guys?
[6/3/2013 10:27:07 PM] Neva: I think she's in Toronto
[6/3/2013 10:27:14 PM] Brahian: Good to know
[6/3/2013 10:27:35 PM] Neva: https://twitter.com/JordanEnav/status/341755702311800833 <--- another tweet from my brother
[6/3/2013 10:27:40 PM] Neva: this is not good news
[6/3/2013 10:27:55 PM] Neva: at least Neva says so
[6/3/2013 10:28:59 PM] Mike Myers: Hey guys I got my keyboard again!
[6/3/2013 10:29:05 PM] Neva: yay
[6/3/2013 10:29:14 PM] Neva: Anyway about the tweet
[6/3/2013 10:29:24 PM] Brahian: That's not good at all.
[6/3/2013 10:29:27 PM] Mike Myers: It's in Russian and my Russian is very rough.
[6/3/2013 10:29:40 PM] Neva: roughly translated from russian it means Next Target: Jessica Yale
[6/3/2013 10:29:42 PM] Brahian: Next goal: Jessica Yale
[6/3/2013 10:29:46 PM] Brahian: Yeah, that
[6/3/2013 10:29:46 PM] Mike Myers: Fuck.
[6/3/2013 10:29:53 PM] Bunny: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[6/3/2013 10:30:16 PM] Mike Myers: This means Slender Man is after you guys?! :O
[6/3/2013 10:30:35 PM] Mike Myers: ...oh damn.
[6/3/2013 10:30:47 PM] Neva: seems to be the case
[6/3/2013 10:32:33 PM] Brahian: There's an older tweet from him, from earlier today: https://twitter.com/JordanEnav/status/341683670576402432
[6/3/2013 10:32:44 PM] Brahian: Google Translate isn't showing anything...
[6/3/2013 10:33:04 PM] Neva: oh it means, I'm going out for a hunt
[6/3/2013 10:33:13 PM] Brahian: O.O
[6/3/2013 10:33:20 PM] Mike Myers: Then... he's doing some serious proxy shit.
[6/3/2013 10:33:23 PM] Brahian: Do you think he's already gotten one of you?
[6/3/2013 10:33:29 PM] Neva: dunno
[6/3/2013 10:33:38 PM] Neva: he doesnt have me or Frank
[6/3/2013 10:33:41 PM] Mike Myers: Wait... where are the four we know of?
[6/3/2013 10:33:50 PM] Neva: Frank & I are here
[6/3/2013 10:33:53 PM] Neva: with Neva
[6/3/2013 10:33:55 PM] Mike Myers: Okay.
[6/3/2013 10:34:09 PM] Neva: Jessica and the other one, I don't know
[6/3/2013 10:34:12 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[6/3/2013 10:34:13 PM] Bunny: [Monday, June 03, 2013 10:33 PM] Mike Myers:
<<< where are the four we know of?
[6/3/2013 10:34:29 PM] Bunny: [Monday, June 03, 2013 10:33 PM] Mike Myers:
<<< the four we know of?
[6/3/2013 10:34:39 PM] Brahian: Frank knows where Jessica is, doesn't he?
[6/3/2013 10:34:43 PM] Bunny: [Monday, June 03, 2013 10:33 PM] Mike Myers:
<<< the four
[6/3/2013 10:34:50 PM] Mike Myers: Wait, so let me try to get this straight:
Eva, a Melancholy, wants to get all you guys because you knew Human!Willow and she wants Willow to be human again.
SLENDER MAN, using his proxies, is after you guys too for god-knows-what reason.
And both of them us ladybugs aren't trusting of whatsoever.
And there's still two people we're unsure about/don't know whether or not they've been taken yet.
[6/3/2013 10:35:07 PM] Mike Myers: If at all.
[6/3/2013 10:35:21 PM] Brahian: Three :I
[6/3/2013 10:35:23 PM] Neva: that is the situation
[6/3/2013 10:35:25 PM] Mike Myers: Three?
[6/3/2013 10:35:34 PM] Brahian: Yeah. Jessica, and the other two
[6/3/2013 10:35:44 PM] Neva: there are 5 people the willow wants
[6/3/2013 10:35:50 PM] Neva: appearantly
[6/3/2013 10:35:57 PM] Mike Myers: Yeah Brah with another unknown there'd be six.
[6/3/2013 10:36:09 PM] Brahian: Uh, no...
[6/3/2013 10:36:25 PM] Brahian: We know about Lily, Frank, and Jessica
[6/3/2013 10:36:29 PM] Mike Myers: and Neva
[6/3/2013 10:36:35 PM] Brahian: Oh, right
[6/3/2013 10:36:49 PM] Mike Myers: Actually for all we know Jordan might be after Eva herself. Slender Man apparently really wants her dead.
[6/3/2013 10:36:54 PM] Mike Myers: Or *was* after Eva.
[6/3/2013 10:37:02 PM] Brahian: I think he got Eva.
[6/3/2013 10:37:05 PM] Mike Myers: Probably.
[6/3/2013 10:37:09 PM] Mike Myers: If he was after Eva.
[6/3/2013 10:37:21 PM] Brahian: So... is Eva dead?
[6/3/2013 10:37:41 PM] Mike Myers: Erm... should I check the Toronto obituaries? :I
[6/3/2013 10:37:56 PM] Neva: https://twitter.com/JordanEnav/status/341760444471603200
[6/3/2013 10:37:59 PM] Brahian: Guys, I'm gonna try to get some information from Jordan. It seems the only choice we have
[6/3/2013 10:38:07 PM] Neva: he made a new tweet
[6/3/2013 10:38:17 PM] Mike Myers: He's expecting us to TELL him!?
[6/3/2013 10:38:20 PM] Neva: and yeah doo that Brahian
[6/3/2013 10:38:53 PM] Mike Myers: Please do that Brahian.
[6/3/2013 10:39:10 PM] Brahian: Tweeted
[6/3/2013 10:39:12 PM] Mike Myers: Still- he's expecting us to TELL him where Jessica is!?
[6/3/2013 10:39:27 PM] Brahian: Well, we're not
[6/3/2013 10:40:05 PM] Mike Myers: I can't see what you're saying, Brahian. I don't have a Twitter. :I
[6/3/2013 10:40:42 PM] Brahian: Oh. Well... Jordan can? Okay, I'll copy-paste it...
[6/3/2013 10:40:58 PM] Neva: https://twitter.com/JordanEnav/status/341761140247891968 o.o''
[6/3/2013 10:41:21 PM] Mike Myers: The Blind Man's involved?
[6/3/2013 10:41:29 PM] Mike Myers: So more than one Fear.
[6/3/2013 10:41:34 PM] Mike Myers: So- worst fears confirmed.
[6/3/2013 10:41:39 PM] Mike Myers: So- royally screwed.
[6/3/2013 10:41:43 PM] Neva: I think he was the one who prophecized the ladybugs o.o
[6/3/2013 10:41:55 PM] Mike Myers: Well then the Blind Man's officially pure evil.
[6/3/2013 10:41:55 PM] Neva: or so Neva told me
[6/3/2013 10:41:56 PM] Brahian: Yes, he was
[6/3/2013 10:42:16 PM] Brahian: Okay, I asked him about the Meddler
[6/3/2013 10:42:37 PM] Mike Myers: ...well... he can vegetize people and take their childhoods if urban legends be true... so... yeah the Blind Man's an evil bastard in my opinion.
[6/3/2013 10:43:14 PM] Brahian: Hm. I don't think he's evil, per se... But he is a very dangerous enemy, that's for sure.
[6/3/2013 10:43:34 PM] Mike Myers: Well, at least it's not the whole eldritch pantheon on us.
[6/3/2013 10:44:07 PM] Mike Myers: But two days in and we've dug ourselves a deeper and deeper hole every hour. :I
[6/3/2013 10:44:23 PM] Mike Myers: Yeah, I'm going to think optimistic thoughts and go to my happy place for a minute or two. Brb.
[6/3/2013 10:44:33 PM] Brahian: Shhh. I'm still waiting for a response...
[6/3/2013 10:45:20 PM] Mike Myers: "The Meddler's said to be the one who becomes a thorn in everyone's business. She is messing with the natural order of things."
[6/3/2013 10:45:30 PM] Mike Myers: :I
[6/3/2013 10:46:29 PM] Brahian: "@JordanEnav Internesting. So why is Tall, Dark, and Faceless sending you after Jessica Yale?"
My response :I
[6/3/2013 10:47:34 PM] Neva: good response
[6/3/2013 10:47:39 PM] Brahian: Oh shit
[6/3/2013 10:47:50 PM] Neva: what?
[6/3/2013 10:47:53 PM] Neva: WHAT NOW?
[6/3/2013 10:48:08 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[6/3/2013 10:48:12 PM] Brahian: https://twitter.com/JordanEnav/status/341762888089862145
[6/3/2013 10:48:17 PM] Mike Myers: Oh my.
[6/3/2013 10:48:27 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: you know
[6/3/2013 10:48:33 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: perhaps its his girlfriend?
[6/3/2013 10:48:41 PM] Brahian: Good to know
[6/3/2013 10:48:44 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: ever thought about that?
[6/3/2013 10:48:50 PM] Mike Myers: Yes but you don't refer to your girlfriend as a target.
[6/3/2013 10:49:14 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: Brahian, ask why he said she's a target
[6/3/2013 10:49:17 PM] Brahian: He also mentioned going on a hunt
[6/3/2013 10:49:26 PM] Brahian: Oh, I already asked about the hunt thing...
[6/3/2013 10:49:33 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: ok
[6/3/2013 10:49:35 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: good enough
[6/3/2013 10:50:23 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: wait
[6/3/2013 10:50:34 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: he said goal in that post
[6/3/2013 10:50:38 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: *tweet
[6/3/2013 10:50:50 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: what if it's an ex-girlfriend
[6/3/2013 10:50:55 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: and his goal is to win her back?
[6/3/2013 10:50:59 PM] Brahian: o_________________________O
[6/3/2013 10:51:04 PM] Brahian: mind = blown
[6/3/2013 10:51:17 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: he didnt say target remember o.o
[6/3/2013 10:51:25 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: he said goal
[6/3/2013 10:51:42 PM] Mike Myers: I'm sorry, I think worst possible scenario whenever a Slenderproxy's involved.
[6/3/2013 10:52:09 PM] Brahian: Okay, apparently he was going on an actual hunt. For elk.
[6/3/2013 10:52:20 PM] Mike Myers: Like- my mind created a lot of theories from "Slender Man's making him love Jessica" or "The Slender Man's trying to recreate the Smiling Man by Altering Jordan" and a fuckload of others.
[6/3/2013 10:52:26 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[6/3/2013 10:52:27 PM] Mike Myers: Elks.
[6/3/2013 10:52:34 PM] Mike Myers: Well... worst case scenarios averted!
[6/3/2013 10:53:52 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: ehm Brahian
[6/3/2013 10:53:58 PM] Brahian: Hm?
[6/3/2013 10:54:04 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: he said it in russian, not slendertounge o.O'''
[6/3/2013 10:54:27 PM] Brahian: But... Google Translate didn't show up anything
[6/3/2013 10:54:33 PM] Brahian: Like, at all
[6/3/2013 10:54:45 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: yeah, but thats because he didnt use the cyrillic alphabet o.o
[6/3/2013 10:54:54 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: he was typing phonetically
[6/3/2013 10:54:58 PM] Brahian: Oh. that. That makes sense.
[6/3/2013 10:55:05 PM] Brahian: (facepalm)
[6/3/2013 10:55:09 PM] Brahian: Welp, I'm an idiot.
[6/3/2013 10:55:25 PM] Mike Myers: Well phonetic Russian doesn't have an onilne translator.
[6/3/2013 10:55:26 PM] Mike Myers: :I
[6/3/2013 10:55:36 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: exactly
[6/3/2013 10:56:14 PM] Mike Myers: VIDEO
[6/3/2013 10:56:21 PM] Mike Myers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLsZLI2TRmQ
[6/3/2013 10:56:38 PM] Mike Myers: Is there an online translator for Morse Code?
[6/3/2013 10:56:38 PM] Mike Myers: :I
[6/3/2013 10:56:46 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: not like this o.O
[6/3/2013 10:56:54 PM] Mike Myers: Well there should be.
[6/3/2013 10:56:55 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: you would have to write down the morse code
[6/3/2013 10:56:57 PM] Brahian: Hmmmmmmm
[6/3/2013 10:57:02 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: and translate it that way
[6/3/2013 10:57:05 PM] Mike Myers: I don't have paper.
[6/3/2013 10:57:07 PM] Mike Myers: OKAY.
[6/3/2013 10:57:11 PM] Brahian: Brahian suddenly wishes he'd bothered to learn morse code
[6/3/2013 10:57:20 PM] Mike Myers: . .... .--. .-..
[6/3/2013 10:57:25 PM] Mike Myers: It's going too fast. :I
[6/3/2013 10:57:52 PM] Mike Myers: .. .... .- - .
[6/3/2013 10:57:58 PM] Mike Myers: .-..
[6/3/2013 10:58:07 PM] Mike Myers: .- -..
[6/3/2013 10:58:15 PM] Mike Myers: -.--
[6/3/2013 10:58:20 PM] Mike Myers: -...
[6/3/2013 10:58:29 PM] Mike Myers: ..-
[6/3/2013 10:58:31 PM] Bunny: ehhhhhhhh
[6/3/2013 10:58:40 PM] Mike Myers: --.
[6/3/2013 10:58:46 PM] Mike Myers: ... .--.
[6/3/2013 10:59:00 PM] Mike Myers: FUCK I lost track. Dammit.
[6/3/2013 11:00:32 PM] Mike Myers: .. .... .- - . .-.. .- -.. -.-- -... ..- .--- ... .-.-- .. .--
[6/3/2013 11:00:35 PM] Mike Myers: that's as far as I got.
[6/3/2013 11:00:48 PM] Brahian: I'm asking Jordan about Slenderman
[6/3/2013 11:01:03 PM] Bunny: IHATELADYBUJS?IW
[6/3/2013 11:01:12 PM] Bunny: What it translates to
[6/3/2013 11:01:14 PM] Brahian: Welp.
[6/3/2013 11:01:25 PM] Brahian: Does it really? o.O
[6/3/2013 11:01:27 PM] Mike Myers: Well that's just 18 seconds in.
[6/3/2013 11:01:28 PM] Bunny: Yep
[6/3/2013 11:01:29 PM] Mike Myers: Yep.
[6/3/2013 11:01:34 PM] Brahian: Wow.
[6/3/2013 11:02:07 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: oh dear
[6/3/2013 11:02:38 PM] Mike Myers: Damn it I have to record the video and slow it down.
[6/3/2013 11:02:51 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: or download it
[6/3/2013 11:02:56 PM] Mike Myers: That's what I'm doing.
[6/3/2013 11:02:57 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: in mp3 format
[6/3/2013 11:03:03 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: ok
[6/3/2013 11:03:05 PM] Mike Myers: I'm using Keepvid and converting it to Mp3
[6/3/2013 11:03:13 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: good
[6/3/2013 11:03:30 PM] Mike Myers: Okay.
[6/3/2013 11:03:34 PM] Mike Myers: Now I'll slow it down in Audacity.
[6/3/2013 11:03:38 PM] Bunny: Not to be rude or anything but uh
[6/3/2013 11:03:45 PM] Mike Myers: Yeah?
[6/3/2013 11:03:45 PM] Bunny: can we talk to Neva now
[6/3/2013 11:03:51 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: ok ^^
[6/3/2013 11:03:56 PM] Bunny: XD
[6/3/2013 11:04:04 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: Hey Bunny
[6/3/2013 11:04:12 PM] Bunny: Hello.
[6/3/2013 11:04:13 PM] Lillian Wonderfield: did ya miss me ^-^?
[6/3/2013 11:04:14 PM] Mike Myers: Guys it broke Audacity.
[6/3/2013 11:04:19 PM] Bunny: Maybe
[6/3/2013 11:04:39 PM] Brahian: o__________________________O
[6/3/2013 11:04:46 PM] Mike Myers: There's something in the video that won't let it open in audacity.
[6/3/2013 11:05:06 PM] Neva: ...
[6/3/2013 11:05:09 PM] Mike Myers: Fuck it won't even open.
[6/3/2013 11:05:15 PM] Mike Myers: o.o
[6/3/2013 11:05:16 PM] Brahian: That's... not creepy at all...
[6/3/2013 11:05:19 PM] Neva: perhaps its just your audacity?
[6/3/2013 11:05:21 PM] Bunny: I'll try
[6/3/2013 11:05:21 PM] Mike Myers: No.
[6/3/2013 11:05:26 PM] Mike Myers: It's the Windows Media Player.
[6/3/2013 11:05:30 PM] Mike Myers: And Windows Movie Maker
[6/3/2013 11:05:34 PM] Brahian: It's totes Slenderman.
[6/3/2013 11:05:42 PM] Mike Myers: Manufactured Newborn it seems actually.
[6/3/2013 11:05:44 PM] Mike Myers: Which MEANS
[6/3/2013 11:05:48 PM] Mike Myers: Three Fears hate us.
[6/3/2013 11:05:55 PM] Neva: why would Slenderman use morse code?
[6/3/2013 11:06:02 PM] Mike Myers: Blind Man knows of us too.
[6/3/2013 11:06:03 PM] Bunny: Works for me yo
[6/3/2013 11:06:05 PM] Neva: OK I CRACKED IT
[6/3/2013 11:06:09 PM] Mike Myers: Huh?
[6/3/2013 11:06:15 PM] Bunny: That fast?
[6/3/2013 11:06:18 PM] Mike Myers: That fast?
[6/3/2013 11:06:25 PM] Mike Myers: Just the code or did you figure out what it means?
[6/3/2013 11:06:25 PM] Neva: no XD I was just shouting things
[6/3/2013 11:06:29 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[6/3/2013 11:06:38 PM] Neva: Bunny, try slowing it down
[6/3/2013 11:06:38 PM] Bunny: Ha
[6/3/2013 11:06:41 PM] Mike Myers: Well let's see how you like it.
[6/3/2013 11:07:22 PM] Mike Myers: Also Bunny you're gonna have to write out the Morse code here.
[6/3/2013 11:07:29 PM] Mike Myers: I can't because my Audacity is fucked up.
[6/3/2013 11:08:03 PM] Mike Myers: And now my Desktop won't respond.
[6/3/2013 11:08:19 PM] Neva: ASealExecratesBugs <--- the account name could've told us that he or she hates us.
[6/3/2013 11:08:28 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[6/3/2013 11:08:33 PM] Mike Myers: Well still.
[6/3/2013 11:08:35 PM] Mike Myers: We know for sure.
[6/3/2013 11:08:56 PM] Mike Myers: From the first 17 seconds we know
[6/3/2013 11:10:02 PM] Mike Myers: OH
[6/3/2013 11:10:09 PM] Mike Myers: I KNOW WHAT I DID
[6/3/2013 11:10:12 PM] Brahian: Oh?
[6/3/2013 11:10:33 PM] Mike Myers: The original Ladybugs file doesn't work
[6/3/2013 11:10:37 PM] Mike Myers: but the Ladybugs SHORTCUT
[6/3/2013 11:10:38 PM] Mike Myers: does.
[6/3/2013 11:10:53 PM] Mike Myers: Nope.
[6/3/2013 11:10:54 PM] Mike Myers: Broken.
[6/3/2013 11:10:58 PM] Mike Myers: Goddammit.
[6/3/2013 11:11:06 PM] Brahian: xD
[6/3/2013 11:11:16 PM] Mike Myers: Let's hope I don't screw this up.
[6/3/2013 11:11:25 PM] Mike Myers: Bunny are you writing out the morse code?
[6/3/2013 11:11:43 PM] Mike Myers: Stay silent for yes or say something else for no.
[6/3/2013 11:11:51 PM] Brahian: I asked Jordan if he has a skype :I
[6/3/2013 11:14:34 PM | Edited 11:15:50 PM] Mike Myers: .. .... .- - . --.- .- -.. -.-- -... ..- --. ... .-.-.- .. .-- .- -. .- -.-- --- ..- .- --.. --.. --. ---
[6/3/2013 11:15:39 PM] Bunny: .. .... .- - . .- -. .- -.. -.-- -... ..- --. ... .-.-.- .. .-- .- -. - -.-- --- ..- .- .-.. .-.-
[6/3/2013 11:15:57 PM] Mike Myers: Well dayum sir.
[6/3/2013 11:15:57 PM] Mike Myers: DAYUM
[6/3/2013 11:16:06 PM] Bunny: lost it
[6/3/2013 11:16:07 PM] Mike Myers: I want you al?
[6/3/2013 11:16:27 PM] Mike Myers: I hate ladybugs. I want you all.
[6/3/2013 11:16:28 PM] Neva: o.o is that the entire message?
[6/3/2013 11:16:29 PM] Mike Myers: Yes.
[6/3/2013 11:16:35 PM] Neva: ok
[6/3/2013 11:16:37 PM] Mike Myers: Give or take some errors.
[6/3/2013 11:16:37 PM] Mike Myers: IHATEANADYBUGS.IWANTYOUAL?
[6/3/2013 11:17:12 PM] Mike Myers: I wonder if there's a Fear or Altered in back of this.
[6/3/2013 11:17:20 PM] Neva: ok o.o'' ehm who is this ?
[6/3/2013 11:17:30 PM] Mike Myers: Slender Man signed the equivalent of a nonagression pact with us but I can't trust him as far as I can throw him.
[6/3/2013 11:17:43 PM] Mike Myers: And that's negative trust because you do not throw Slender Man he throws you.
[6/3/2013 11:17:54 PM] Mike Myers: Brah you getting all this?
[6/3/2013 11:17:59 PM] Mike Myers: SHADOWS
[6/3/2013 11:18:20 PM] Brahian: I'm getting it
[6/3/2013 11:18:22 PM] Brahian: SHADOWS
[6/3/2013 11:18:25 PM] Neva: ?
[6/3/2013 11:18:25 PM] Mike Myers: If not
[6/3/2013 11:18:25 PM] Mike Myers: then I can copy it all.
[6/3/2013 11:18:30 PM] Brahian: Brahian tacklehuggles Shadows
[6/3/2013 11:18:38 PM] Neva: Oh hello Shadows
[6/3/2013 11:18:43 PM] Mike Myers: ...actually you log it I'll chalk up the report.
[6/3/2013 11:18:52 PM] Brahian: Yeah, okay
[6/3/2013 11:19:33 PM] Neva: ehm, is shadows there?
[6/3/2013 11:19:41 PM] Neva: I enjoy her insights
[6/3/2013 11:19:57 PM] Brahian: Yes. Shadows is the wisest of us all.
[6/3/2013 11:20:02 PM] Mike Myers: She is.
[6/3/2013 11:20:10 PM] Neva: why is she not responding o.o
[6/3/2013 11:20:25 PM] Brahian: Ooh, I'm getting a contact request.
[6/3/2013 11:20:34 PM] Brahian: It is Jordan.
[6/3/2013 11:20:35 PM] Neva: from?
[6/3/2013 11:20:53 PM] Neva: oh
[6/3/2013 11:20:55 PM] Neva: add him here
[6/3/2013 11:20:59 PM] Mike Myers: Add him.
[6/3/2013 11:21:00 PM] *** Brahian added Jordan Enav ***
[6/3/2013 11:21:14 PM] Brahian: Why hello, Jordan. We've been expecting you.
[6/3/2013 11:21:23 PM] Jordan Enav: Hello
[6/3/2013 11:21:43 PM] Jordan Enav: you guys the ladybugs?
[6/3/2013 11:21:51 PM] Brahian: Neva, can you get Lily online?
[6/3/2013 11:21:58 PM] Brahian: Yeah, we're the Ladybugs
[6/3/2013 11:21:59 PM] Mike Myers: I find that speciest to real ladybugs, but yes.
[6/3/2013 11:22:34 PM] Neva: this back and forth is annoying me
[6/3/2013 11:22:58 PM] Mike Myers: Que?
[6/3/2013 11:22:59 PM] Jordan Enav: SIS (hug)
[6/3/2013 11:23:08 PM] Mike Myers: I'm gonna stand back.
[6/3/2013 11:23:12 PM] Mike Myers: Mike Myers stands back.
[6/3/2013 11:23:16 PM] Jordan Enav: why?
[6/3/2013 11:23:19 PM] Mike Myers: IDK
[6/3/2013 11:23:22 PM] Mike Myers: It's just customary
[6/3/2013 11:23:23 PM] Mike Myers: to stand back
[6/3/2013 11:23:28 PM] Mike Myers: when two people are talking in my family
[6/3/2013 11:23:32 PM] DarkShadows: sorry I was catching up.
[6/3/2013 11:23:33 PM] Brahian: o.O
[6/3/2013 11:23:36 PM] Brahian: SHADOWS
[6/3/2013 11:23:37 PM] Mike Myers: it's rude to crowd around and listen in.
[6/3/2013 11:23:39 PM] Jordan Enav: so how can I be of assistance?
[6/3/2013 11:23:42 PM] Brahian: Brahian tacklehuggles Shadows
[6/3/2013 11:23:45 PM] DarkShadows: ... allow me to give the appropriate reponse to what i just read.
[6/3/2013 11:23:54 PM] DarkShadows: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
[6/3/2013 11:23:59 PM] Brahian: ...
[6/3/2013 11:24:00 PM] Lily: LOL
[6/3/2013 11:24:06 PM] Brahian: It's okay Shadows
[6/3/2013 11:24:10 PM] Brahian: He's a good guy
[6/3/2013 11:24:15 PM] Mike Myers: He is a good guy.
[6/3/2013 11:24:18 PM] Lily: We aren't that badly set off, I mean Jordan is a good person I think
[6/3/2013 11:24:25 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[6/3/2013 11:24:26 PM] Lily: I'm sure he'll be of assistance
[6/3/2013 11:24:42 PM] Lily: or were you talking about the morse code video?
[6/3/2013 11:24:42 PM] DarkShadows: Not trusting the Proxy. It is a good life choice.
[6/3/2013 11:24:53 PM] DarkShadows: I was talking about *everything in this chat I read tonight*.
[6/3/2013 11:24:59 PM] DarkShadows: Three fucking Fears on our asses.
[6/3/2013 11:25:01 PM] Brahian: Okay then
[6/3/2013 11:25:05 PM] Mike Myers: Possibly three
[6/3/2013 11:25:06 PM] DarkShadows: this... this si going to go to hell.
[6/3/2013 11:25:09 PM] Mike Myers: Manufactured Newborn MAYBE
[6/3/2013 11:25:14 PM] Mike Myers: Blind Man and Slender Man YES
[6/3/2013 11:25:18 PM] Brahian: So, like, have you guys had your touching reunion yet?
[6/3/2013 11:25:26 PM] Jordan Enav: yes
[6/3/2013 11:25:49 PM] DarkShadows: I *thought* Frank told the Faceless Wonder not to bug us.
[6/3/2013 11:25:56 PM] Mike Myers: Then it's the Blind Man.
[6/3/2013 11:26:04 PM] Mike Myers: Jordan, you didn't know anything about the video right?
[6/3/2013 11:26:07 PM] Mike Myers: Then it's the Blind Man.
[6/3/2013 11:26:12 PM] Mike Myers: He calls Eva the Meddler
[6/3/2013 11:26:15 PM] DarkShadows: Zack, serious time.
[6/3/2013 11:26:25 PM] Mike Myers: What?
[6/3/2013 11:26:37 PM] Jordan Enav: ehm no i dont know anything about the video
[6/3/2013 11:26:52 PM] DarkShadows: IDK much about Blindy. I know the Newborn speaks in morse code.
[6/3/2013 11:27:00 PM] Mike Myers: So...
[6/3/2013 11:27:02 PM] Mike Myers: Three Fears.
[6/3/2013 11:27:05 PM] Mike Myers: WAIT
[6/3/2013 11:27:07 PM] Mike Myers: BLIND MAN IS BLIND
[6/3/2013 11:27:11 PM] Mike Myers: ONE OF THE FEW WAYS HE CAN READ
[6/3/2013 11:27:14 PM | Edited 11:27:23 PM] Mike Myers: IS BRAILLE
[6/3/2013 11:27:17 PM] Mike Myers: ANOTHER MIGHT BE MORSE
[6/3/2013 11:27:20 PM] Mike Myers: Since... it's audio.
[6/3/2013 11:27:28 PM] DarkShadows: ... that didn't look like Braille, but good theory.
[6/3/2013 11:27:31 PM] Mike Myers: I know.
[6/3/2013 11:27:40 PM] Jordan Enav: (hugs) @Dark
[6/3/2013 11:27:53 PM] Brahian: xD
[6/3/2013 11:27:57 PM] Mike Myers: But still, he might only be able to "write" in an audio way. Besides, Three Fears is the suckiest of all suck scenarios so far.
[6/3/2013 11:28:09 PM] Mike Myers: Excepting the whole eldritch pantheon on our asses
[6/3/2013 11:28:11 PM] DarkShadows: ... *nervously hugs Jordan*
[6/3/2013 11:28:17 PM] Mike Myers: which I wouldn't NOT expect
[6/3/2013 11:28:40 PM] Mike Myers: but you know.
[6/3/2013 11:28:46 PM] DarkShadows: BUT notice they are after Eva more or less... and EVA was the one who gave us the Ladybug moniker, which she got from a *different* Melancholy. I wanna know who.
[6/3/2013 11:28:57 PM] Brahian: Dacid
[6/3/2013 11:29:01 PM] Brahian: David*
[6/3/2013 11:29:04 PM] Jordan Enav: David
[6/3/2013 11:29:08 PM] Brahian: She got it from him
[6/3/2013 11:29:20 PM] Brahian: The Blind Man gave us the moniker, though
[6/3/2013 11:29:21 PM] Lily: which he stole from the Willow
[6/3/2013 11:29:24 PM] Mike Myers: Okay.
[6/3/2013 11:29:27 PM] Mike Myers: So-
[6/3/2013 11:29:49 PM] Mike Myers: probably all Fears and maybe most of everything else is onto us and they have the moment we entered in on this.
[6/3/2013 11:29:56 PM] DarkShadows: ... are you insinuating Eva is going behind Willow's back and is actually working for Blindey?
[6/3/2013 11:30:08 PM] Mike Myers: I was assuming she was working against everyone.
[6/3/2013 11:30:10 PM] Brahian: No. That seems doubtful
[6/3/2013 11:30:12 PM] Mike Myers: Fears, Altereds, Slender Man
[6/3/2013 11:30:17 PM] Mike Myers: just everyone eldritch.
[6/3/2013 11:30:17 PM] Brahian: Yeah, what Zacks said
[6/3/2013 11:30:25 PM] Mike Myers: Or maybe Slender Man.
[6/3/2013 11:30:29 PM] DarkShadows: No, Blindey was *explicitly* mentioned...
[6/3/2013 11:30:32 PM] Mike Myers: I juggle the two ideas.
[6/3/2013 11:30:43 PM] Brahian: He prophesied our role as The Ladybugs
[6/3/2013 11:30:46 PM] Mike Myers: He did.
[6/3/2013 11:30:47 PM] Jordan Enav: Can I help?
[6/3/2013 11:30:48 PM] Bunny: I has to go
[6/3/2013 11:30:51 PM] Brahian: And Eva's role as the Meddler
[6/3/2013 11:30:51 PM] DarkShadows: ... Lovely. TWO things I am actually scared of are after us.
[6/3/2013 11:30:55 PM] Mike Myers: If you want, Jordan!
[6/3/2013 11:30:55 PM] Bunny: bye people
[6/3/2013 11:30:58 PM] DarkShadows: Going to cry forever.
[6/3/2013 11:30:59 PM] DarkShadows: bye bunny.
[6/3/2013 11:31:15 PM] Mike Myers: Well... yeah the Blind Man can erase your childhood, vegetize you, or just make you forget how to blink. Or talk. Or walk. Or breathe.
[6/3/2013 11:31:15 PM] Lily: Neva says bye bunny
[6/3/2013 11:31:17 PM] Mike Myers: He's a creepy guy.
[6/3/2013 11:31:25 PM] Mike Myers: Bye bunny.
[6/3/2013 11:31:31 PM] Brahian: bye bunny
[6/3/2013 11:31:34 PM] Brahian: Okay, so
[6/3/2013 11:31:36 PM] Brahian: Jordan
[6/3/2013 11:31:42 PM] Jordan Enav: ?
[6/3/2013 11:31:46 PM] Brahian: You want to know where Jessica is, right?
[6/3/2013 11:31:53 PM] Jordan Enav: YES
[6/3/2013 11:32:04 PM] Brahian: And didn't someone say Frank would know where she is...?
[6/3/2013 11:32:04 PM] DarkShadows: ... yeah I'm still trusting nobody in here I don't already know.
[6/3/2013 11:32:07 PM] Jordan Enav: Q.Q
[6/3/2013 11:32:10 PM] Bunny: Bye Neva <3 and everybody else
[6/3/2013 11:32:36 PM] DarkShadows: Yes, but Frank *also* said Creeps McSlender wasn't after us and clearly that isn't the case.
[6/3/2013 11:32:45 PM] Brahian: True
[6/3/2013 11:32:52 PM] Mike Myers: He said he wouldn't HURT us.
[6/3/2013 11:32:52 PM] Lily: why do you say clearly isn't the case?
[6/3/2013 11:32:52 PM] Brahian: But he's our only lead
[6/3/2013 11:32:56 PM] Mike Myers: He didn't say he wouldn't get in our way.
[6/3/2013 11:33:02 PM] Brahian: Too bad he's not online right now...
[6/3/2013 11:33:05 PM] DarkShadows: UNLESS Jordan is hiding something and his Master sent him to help, which is really unlikely, because I trust nothing that has more limbs than me.
[6/3/2013 11:33:16 PM] Mike Myers: And that implies Frank is also working with the Slender Man.
[6/3/2013 11:33:17 PM] Mike Myers: :I
[6/3/2013 11:33:23 PM] Brahian: Wait, wait. Frank said Slendy wouldn't harm us personally
[6/3/2013 11:33:37 PM] Brahian: But... Wait, never mind
[6/3/2013 11:33:39 PM] DarkShadows: YES. But as I said before that doesn't mean he won't try other things.
[6/3/2013 11:33:40 PM] Mike Myers: Or Frank's been... like... put back into Slendy's being.
[6/3/2013 11:33:50 PM] Brahian: That would suck :I
[6/3/2013 11:34:07 PM] Mike Myers: It would very much suck.
[6/3/2013 11:34:10 PM] Lily: He's with me and Neva
[6/3/2013 11:34:13 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[6/3/2013 11:34:15 PM] Lily: he's in the other room
[6/3/2013 11:34:28 PM] Brahian: Oh yeah, forgot he was with you guys
[6/3/2013 11:34:33 PM] Mike Myers: Well then he might be working with Slender Man still.
[6/3/2013 11:34:41 PM] Brahian: Well, can you tell him to come over here?
[6/3/2013 11:34:42 PM] Mike Myers: Him still being there or not.
[6/3/2013 11:34:46 PM] DarkShadows: ... question, does Frank look like his dad, or...?
[6/3/2013 11:34:48 PM] Mike Myers: Granted if he made a move he would have by now.
[6/3/2013 11:34:51 PM] DarkShadows: just curious.
[6/3/2013 11:35:00 PM] DarkShadows: Not if we didn't see him do it, Zack.
[6/3/2013 11:35:00 PM] Lily: Frank looks like a guy in his 40s
[6/3/2013 11:35:07 PM] Lily: *guy from the 40s
[6/3/2013 11:35:12 PM] Brahian: XD
[6/3/2013 11:35:13 PM] DarkShadows: ok.
[6/3/2013 11:35:13 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[6/3/2013 11:35:20 PM] Mike Myers: So... pinstripe suit?
[6/3/2013 11:35:24 PM] Lily: yes
[6/3/2013 11:35:27 PM] DarkShadows: Nice.
[6/3/2013 11:35:33 PM] Brahian: Quite.
[6/3/2013 11:35:36 PM] Mike Myers: I'm going to call him Slender Man- The Jazzified.
[6/3/2013 11:35:45 PM] Mike Myers: Or just The Jazzified.
[6/3/2013 11:35:49 PM] DarkShadows: heh.
[6/3/2013 11:35:51 PM] Brahian: Frank Slenderman: Ace Attourney
[6/3/2013 11:36:02 PM] DarkShadows: Just The Jazz.
[6/3/2013 11:36:04 PM] Mike Myers: The Jazz.
[6/3/2013 11:36:05 PM] Mike Myers: THAT'S IT
[6/3/2013 11:36:07 PM] Mike Myers: HIS NAME IS THE JAZZ
[6/3/2013 11:36:18 PM] Brahian: I hereby claim the defendant... not groovy!
[6/3/2013 11:36:21 PM] Mike Myers: No, Brah. Pinstripes are what the mobsters wore. :P
*pats Brah on the head*
[6/3/2013 11:36:22 PM] Mike Myers: XD
[6/3/2013 11:36:23 PM] DarkShadows: heheheh.
[6/3/2013 11:36:26 PM] Brahian: Brahian dances
[6/3/2013 11:36:38 PM] Mike Myers: Well fuck I'm gonna ask the Jazz if he has a tommygun.
[6/3/2013 11:36:45 PM] Frank: hello
[6/3/2013 11:36:47 PM] DarkShadows: Does he have a nice hat and everything because I am picturing a matching fedora.
[6/3/2013 11:36:48 PM] Brahian: OOH, TEH JAZZ IS HERE
[6/3/2013 11:36:49 PM] Mike Myers: Hi Frank!
[6/3/2013 11:36:52 PM] Mike Myers: Or should I say... The Jazz.
[6/3/2013 11:36:55 PM] Brahian: XD
[6/3/2013 11:36:58 PM] Frank: I was requested?
[6/3/2013 11:37:09 PM] Brahian: Okay, Jazz, this is Jordan
[6/3/2013 11:37:11 PM] Mike Myers: We know about the pinstripes man. You're now known as the Jazz.
[6/3/2013 11:37:14 PM] Brahian: Jordan, this is The Jazz
[6/3/2013 11:37:23 PM] Brahian: Say hi
[6/3/2013 11:37:24 PM] Jordan Enav: *does nothing and really wants to help .w.*
[6/3/2013 11:37:54 PM] Frank: I do have a fedora
[6/3/2013 11:37:59 PM] Mike Myers: Ooooh.
[6/3/2013 11:38:02 PM] Brahian: Awesome.
[6/3/2013 11:38:07 PM] Mike Myers: So, Jazz, can you tell us what you recall about the trip to the Path of Black Woods?
[6/3/2013 11:38:11 PM] Brahian: You are my new favorite person.
[6/3/2013 11:38:13 PM] Brahian: Maybe.
[6/3/2013 11:38:23 PM] Mike Myers: He's already my new favorite person.
[6/3/2013 11:38:26 PM] Brahian: Black Leaves, you mean?
[6/3/2013 11:38:31 PM] Frank: I went up to Dad and talked to him in the little slendertounge I know
[6/3/2013 11:38:32 PM] Mike Myers: I meant Leaves, yes.
[6/3/2013 11:38:34 PM] Mike Myers: I'm tired.
[6/3/2013 11:38:39 PM] DarkShadows: Frank please tell me your dad did not send that proxy *points at Jordan* to watch us while we sleep and do other creepy proxy stuff? I kind of need sleep to live.
[6/3/2013 11:38:53 PM] Frank: Oh right Jordan
[6/3/2013 11:38:57 PM] Mike Myers: Are you aware of the video Ladybugs?
[6/3/2013 11:39:00 PM] Frank: He sent Jordan to help
[6/3/2013 11:39:05 PM] DarkShadows: I have heard of it yes.
[6/3/2013 11:39:06 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[6/3/2013 11:39:11 PM] DarkShadows: ... okay. that solves that.
[6/3/2013 11:39:12 PM] Mike Myers: I was talking to Frank.
[6/3/2013 11:39:15 PM] Brahian: Yes, Shadows, he's gonna watch us while we sleep. All of us. At the same ti- help? He sent him?
[6/3/2013 11:39:24 PM] Brahian: For help?
[6/3/2013 11:39:26 PM] Brahian: o.O
[6/3/2013 11:39:31 PM] Mike Myers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLsZLI2TRmQ Did your dad make this or did an eyeless business associate of your dad's make this? Or neither?
[6/3/2013 11:39:41 PM] Frank: neither
[6/3/2013 11:39:44 PM] Mike Myers: Neither.
[6/3/2013 11:39:49 PM] DarkShadows: ... Call me crazy but I have a hard time thinking the Slender One is on our side here...
[6/3/2013 11:39:52 PM] Brahian: A sentient AI, then?
[6/3/2013 11:39:55 PM] Mike Myers: Manufactured Newborn?
[6/3/2013 11:40:01 PM] Frank: Slenderman wants to catch Eva and figures you are a help.
[6/3/2013 11:40:05 PM] Brahian: Shhh, no names. Names have power.
[6/3/2013 11:40:06 PM] Mike Myers: Or maybe a mechanical baby that assimilates all living matter?
[6/3/2013 11:40:12 PM] Mike Myers: Names have no power.
[6/3/2013 11:40:16 PM] Brahian: They totes do.
[6/3/2013 11:40:18 PM] Mike Myers: Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu see nothing.
[6/3/2013 11:40:24 PM] Brahian: ... Fine -_-
[6/3/2013 11:40:27 PM] DarkShadows: I'm thinking the Newborn only because of the morse code.
[6/3/2013 11:40:31 PM] DarkShadows: Zack, that wouldn'
[6/3/2013 11:40:40 PM] Mike Myers: I know.
[6/3/2013 11:40:43 PM] DarkShadows: that wouldn't work. The human tongue can't pronounce Great Old One.
[6/3/2013 11:40:47 PM] Frank: Beetlejuice
[6/3/2013 11:40:51 PM] Mike Myers: YES
[6/3/2013 11:40:53 PM] Frank: Bettlejuice
[6/3/2013 11:40:55 PM] Mike Myers: Beetlejuice
[6/3/2013 11:40:57 PM] Mike Myers: THERE
[6/3/2013 11:40:59 PM] Mike Myers: I SCREWED US ALL
[6/3/2013 11:41:02 PM] Brahian: Beetlejuice?
[6/3/2013 11:41:02 PM] Frank: LOL
[6/3/2013 11:41:04 PM] Brahian: Guys
[6/3/2013 11:41:09 PM] Mike Myers: MAY MICHAEL KEATON RAIN FIRE DOWN UPON US.
[6/3/2013 11:41:12 PM] Brahian: Ladybugs are beetles :I
[6/3/2013 11:41:12 PM] DarkShadows: And besides, I think we have enough problems to deal with without bringing in more... oh fuck you, Zack. -_-"
[6/3/2013 11:41:23 PM] Mike Myers: Erm... hang on let me-
[6/3/2013 11:41:30 PM] Mike Myers: Mike Myers flips through the Ars Goetia.
[6/3/2013 11:41:34 PM] Mike Myers: Okay I won't do that.
[6/3/2013 11:41:35 PM] DarkShadows: I still keep thinking back to "Ladybug ladybug fly away home, your house is on fire your children will burn".
[6/3/2013 11:41:44 PM] Brahian: o____________O
[6/3/2013 11:41:45 PM] Mike Myers: D:
[6/3/2013 11:41:45 PM] Brahian: ?
[6/3/2013 11:41:52 PM] DarkShadows: It's a children's poem.
[6/3/2013 11:41:56 PM] Brahian: I've never heard that before o.O
[6/3/2013 11:41:59 PM] DarkShadows: That is literally how it goes.
[6/3/2013 11:42:02 PM] DarkShadows: I swear.
[6/3/2013 11:42:03 PM] Mike Myers: Though do you know what the creator of Ladybugs *looks* like?
[6/3/2013 11:42:08 PM] Brahian: That's not creepy at all.
[6/3/2013 11:42:10 PM] Frank: Alright seriously people. You dont have to trust Slenderman but accept help where help is given.
[6/3/2013 11:42:11 PM] Mike Myers: A rough estimation?
[6/3/2013 11:42:11 PM] DarkShadows: Brah you are so innocent it's cute.
[6/3/2013 11:42:20 PM] Mike Myers: I accept his help.
[6/3/2013 11:42:24 PM] Brahian: I'm sure it is
[6/3/2013 11:42:25 PM] DarkShadows: I am accepting the help, Frank. Cautiously.
[6/3/2013 11:42:34 PM] Frank: ok
[6/3/2013 11:42:39 PM] Brahian: So, Frank
[6/3/2013 11:42:45 PM] Brahian: You know where Jessica is?
[6/3/2013 11:42:45 PM] Frank: ?
[6/3/2013 11:42:52 PM] Frank: I do not
[6/3/2013 11:43:13 PM] Brahian: Oh
[6/3/2013 11:43:15 PM] Brahian: That's
[6/3/2013 11:43:18 PM] Brahian: Hm
[6/3/2013 11:43:23 PM] DarkShadows: Do you think you could maybe find her?
[6/3/2013 11:43:26 PM] Brahian: Do you know anyone who might?
[6/3/2013 11:43:33 PM] Mike Myers: ^
[6/3/2013 11:43:39 PM] Frank: let me be frank with you
[6/3/2013 11:43:42 PM] Frank: LOL
[6/3/2013 11:43:43 PM] Mike Myers: Xd
[6/3/2013 11:43:46 PM] Frank: ehm
[6/3/2013 11:43:51 PM] Frank: I dont know where she is
[6/3/2013 11:43:52 PM] Brahian: lolz
[6/3/2013 11:43:55 PM] Mike Myers: You need to jazz up your puns man.
[6/3/2013 11:43:55 PM] Brahian: Awww
[6/3/2013 11:43:56 PM] Brahian: :c
[6/3/2013 11:44:08 PM] Frank: but
[6/3/2013 11:44:09 PM | Removed 11:44:20 PM] Mike Myers: This message has been removed.
[6/3/2013 11:44:10 PM] Mike Myers: D:
[6/3/2013 11:44:12 PM] Mike Myers: But?
[6/3/2013 11:44:16 PM] Frank: I know who sent that ladybug video
[6/3/2013 11:44:23 PM] Brahian: Who?
[6/3/2013 11:44:25 PM] Mike Myers: Who?
[6/3/2013 11:44:30 PM] DarkShadows: WHO
[6/3/2013 11:44:32 PM] Mike Myers: Just describe if the creature is eldritch.
[6/3/2013 11:44:34 PM] DarkShadows: Doctor?
[6/3/2013 11:44:35 PM] Mike Myers: No name use.
[6/3/2013 11:44:43 PM] Mike Myers: I'm still afraid Michael Keaton's going to kill us.
[6/3/2013 11:44:44 PM] DarkShadows: ... okay nah that was a bad pun I apologize.
[6/3/2013 11:44:59 PM] DarkShadows: I'm still afraid *the eldritch beings in general* are going to kill us.
[6/3/2013 11:45:01 PM] Frank: Its the seal.
[6/3/2013 11:45:03 PM] Mike Myers: Assimilatey McRoboman?
[6/3/2013 11:45:08 PM] Brahian: The... Seal?
[6/3/2013 11:45:09 PM] Mike Myers: The Seal?
[6/3/2013 11:45:09 PM] Mike Myers: Seal?
[6/3/2013 11:45:10 PM] DarkShadows: I'm afraid, period, let's leave it at that.
[6/3/2013 11:45:13 PM] Brahian: Okay, what's that mean?
[6/3/2013 11:45:14 PM] Mike Myers: a seal?
[6/3/2013 11:45:14 PM] DarkShadows: ... the seal?
[6/3/2013 11:45:19 PM] Frank: imagine an eldritch box
[6/3/2013 11:45:20 PM] Mike Myers: Is that an Altered?
[6/3/2013 11:45:24 PM] Mike Myers: Okay.
[6/3/2013 11:45:25 PM] DarkShadows: ... Like "Kissed By A Rose" Seal?
[6/3/2013 11:45:26 PM] Frank: yes
[6/3/2013 11:45:28 PM] Brahian: Box. Seal. I see.
[6/3/2013 11:45:32 PM] DarkShadows: Please tell me it's that Seal.
[6/3/2013 11:45:35 PM] Brahian: I don't know what that is
[6/3/2013 11:45:36 PM] Mike Myers: It's an Altered and it's an eldritch box.
[6/3/2013 11:45:38 PM] DarkShadows: ... it's not that Seal is it.
[6/3/2013 11:45:46 PM] Frank: uhm dunno Darky
[6/3/2013 11:45:52 PM] Mike Myers: Any other things we should know about it?
[6/3/2013 11:46:07 PM] Mike Myers: Considering it's probably the Altered that will be the first on the possibly long list of Altered that want us dead?
[6/3/2013 11:46:17 PM] Frank: It collects altered
[6/3/2013 11:46:27 PM] Frank: inside of itself
[6/3/2013 11:46:42 PM] Jordan Enav: o.o
[6/3/2013 11:46:43 PM] Mike Myers: So... it's an Altered cannibal?
[6/3/2013 11:46:46 PM] DarkShadows: ... Oh. Oh that... that's bad.
[6/3/2013 11:46:54 PM] Brahian: And that's terrible.
[6/3/2013 11:47:00 PM] Frank: kind of yeah, Zack
[6/3/2013 11:47:08 PM] Mike Myers: Does it just store them in itself
[6/3/2013 11:47:13 PM] Mike Myers: or does it drain their eldritchness?
[6/3/2013 11:47:16 PM] DarkShadows: No wonder it is after Eva then. If Eva's getting rid of Altered... the Seal can't eat them.
[6/3/2013 11:47:24 PM] Brahian: Interesting...
[6/3/2013 11:47:31 PM] Frank: it just stores them
[6/3/2013 11:47:34 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[6/3/2013 11:47:42 PM] DarkShadows: ok.
[6/3/2013 11:47:57 PM] Mike Myers: I was going to say
[6/3/2013 11:48:00 PM] Mike Myers: if it could ABSORB them
[6/3/2013 11:48:03 PM] DarkShadows: ^
[6/3/2013 11:48:05 PM] Mike Myers: and then get powers or something
[6/3/2013 11:48:10 PM] Mike Myers: I would go, "NOPE"
[6/3/2013 11:48:10 PM] Frank: no it doesnt
[6/3/2013 11:48:13 PM] Mike Myers: and try to appease all the beings.
[6/3/2013 11:48:32 PM] Brahian: So... This Seal... why does it hate us?
[6/3/2013 11:48:45 PM] Mike Myers: Well... we ARE or WERE working with Eva.
[6/3/2013 11:48:47 PM] Frank: I think its because you are associated with Eva
[6/3/2013 11:48:53 PM] Brahian: Makes sense
[6/3/2013 11:48:58 PM] Lily: yep
[6/3/2013 11:49:04 PM] Mike Myers: Second time I ninja'd you in two days, Frank.
[6/3/2013 11:49:06 PM] Mike Myers: BI
[6/3/2013 11:49:27 PM] Frank: bi?
[6/3/2013 11:49:35 PM] Mike Myers: Sunglasses.
[6/3/2013 11:49:44 PM] DarkShadows: ... Ok. So it hates us because we once worked with someone it hates, because that someone is trying to get rid of its food source.
[6/3/2013 11:49:52 PM] Frank: yes
[6/3/2013 11:50:01 PM] Mike Myers: It's this
: I
But with sunglasses.
B I
Don't question me I have to use emoticons to keep my sanity from shattering into thousands of small pieces.
[6/3/2013 11:50:03 PM] DarkShadows: ... Do you know if your dad has any association with the Seal? Does it work for him or soemthing?
[6/3/2013 11:50:17 PM] Mike Myers: ^
[6/3/2013 11:50:24 PM] Mike Myers: Is it what SM uses to kidnap rebelling Altered?
[6/3/2013 11:50:29 PM] Mike Myers: Because... that would also not be good.
[6/3/2013 11:50:35 PM] Frank: It doesnt work for him
[6/3/2013 11:50:39 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[6/3/2013 11:50:43 PM] Frank: nor against him
[6/3/2013 11:50:50 PM] DarkShadows: alright.
[6/3/2013 11:50:50 PM] Mike Myers: It's its own being.
[6/3/2013 11:50:52 PM] Mike Myers: OKay.
[6/3/2013 11:50:55 PM] Frank: just does its own thing
[6/3/2013 11:50:59 PM] DarkShadows: so this is a free agent rebel Altered.
[6/3/2013 11:51:05 PM] Jordan Enav: interesting
[6/3/2013 11:51:08 PM] DarkShadows: And the Tall Guy has other reasons for wanting Eva.
[6/3/2013 11:51:12 PM] Mike Myers: Well damn. For a second I thought I would know why Slender Man wants to keep Willow from being human.
[6/3/2013 11:51:24 PM] Lily: ???
[6/3/2013 11:51:30 PM] Mike Myers: What?
[6/3/2013 11:51:38 PM] Lily: what was your thought?
[6/3/2013 11:51:41 PM] DarkShadows: I think Lily is just curious.
[6/3/2013 11:52:13 PM] Mike Myers: I thought the Slender Man wanted to keep Eva from humanifying Willow so it could use the Seal to take her, drop her right in his path and... rework her eldritch brain, I guess, to make her a mindless servant or something.
[6/3/2013 11:52:28 PM] Lily: oh
[6/3/2013 11:52:30 PM] Mike Myers: The same eldritch power but with no free will.
[6/3/2013 11:52:35 PM] Lily: that would be bad
[6/3/2013 11:52:38 PM] Mike Myers: That WOULD be bad
[6/3/2013 11:52:45 PM] Mike Myers: but this theory seems to have been disproven
[6/3/2013 11:52:50 PM] DarkShadows: That sounds like something he'd do, but if he has no connection with or can't use the Seal...
[6/3/2013 11:53:05 PM] DarkShadows: ... So fucking help me if that happens.
[6/3/2013 11:53:06 PM] Mike Myers: Well... the Seal seems to be a mercenary.
[6/3/2013 11:53:12 PM] DarkShadows: For what, though?
[6/3/2013 11:53:16 PM] Mike Myers: Anything?
[6/3/2013 11:53:35 PM] Mike Myers: It does what it wants for its own reason and if it has an ulterior motive for helping Slender Man out?
[6/3/2013 11:53:45 PM] Mike Myers: Well... they both win and only the rebelling Altered lose.
[6/3/2013 11:53:51 PM] Mike Myers: Minus the Seal.
[6/3/2013 11:54:15 PM] Mike Myers: But then that brings up the point.
[6/3/2013 11:54:29 PM] Mike Myers: Why would it want to give Slendy its food if that's what it hungers for?
[6/3/2013 11:54:30 PM] DarkShadows: No, I doubt it. If it's Rebelling, why would it help the being it's rebelling against even for its own motives?
[6/3/2013 11:54:43 PM] Lily: true
[6/3/2013 11:54:50 PM] Jordan Enav: yeah
[6/3/2013 11:54:56 PM] Frank: yep
[6/3/2013 11:54:57 PM] Mike Myers: It's not necessarily rebelling though. It's neither for or against SM.
[6/3/2013 11:55:07 PM] Mike Myers: But still- why would it give away its morsels?
[6/3/2013 11:55:08 PM] Mike Myers: Damn.
[6/3/2013 11:55:21 PM] Mike Myers: Well I am so glad my theory seems to have been disproven.
[6/3/2013 11:55:32 PM] Mike Myers: No Slender-controlled Willow!
[6/3/2013 11:55:59 PM] DarkShadows: Zack, I don't think it is giving away its 'food'. And I doubt that would happen to the Willow. There is a reason she managed to break free in the first place...
[6/3/2013 11:56:07 PM] Mike Myers: True.
[6/3/2013 11:56:17 PM] Mike Myers: I'm not denying the power of the Weeping Willow.
[6/3/2013 11:56:28 PM] Mike Myers: I am just saying if one rebelling Altered of THAT power falls
[6/3/2013 11:56:33 PM] Mike Myers: the Slender Man can reclaim the rest by force
[6/3/2013 11:56:37 PM] Mike Myers: with that same Altered.
[6/3/2013 11:56:47 PM] DarkShadows: Yes, but don't you think he would have tried to do that?
[6/3/2013 11:57:03 PM] Mike Myers: He may have, he may have not.
[6/3/2013 11:57:12 PM] Mike Myers: He may not have thought about the eldritch box.
[6/3/2013 11:57:15 PM] Frank: Don't make an enemy out of someone who has so far done nothing to you.
[6/3/2013 11:57:20 PM] Mike Myers: True.
[6/3/2013 11:57:30 PM] Mike Myers: I'm going through all the options.
[6/3/2013 11:57:32 PM] DarkShadows: Zack, I really don't think that Seal thing is in any way working with or for Tall, Pale, and Faceless.
[6/3/2013 11:57:50 PM] DarkShadows: Again - why would it work for something it doesn't seem to want any connection with?
[6/3/2013 11:57:51 PM] Mike Myers: So the Seal is picking its own fight with no master other than itself.
[6/3/2013 11:57:52 PM] Mike Myers: That's good.
[6/3/2013 11:58:36 PM] DarkShadows: ... No. It is pissed at us, for working at one point with Eva, because she wants to eliminate Altereds, and Altereds are what it hunts/
[6/3/2013 11:58:39 PM] Mike Myers: And Frank- I dislike (most, not you Sentimental guys) eldritch beings on general principle, no matter what side it's on).
[6/3/2013 11:58:40 PM] Mike Myers: Ah.
[6/3/2013 11:58:56 PM] Frank: Zack
[6/3/2013 11:58:56 PM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[6/3/2013 11:58:56 PM] Mike Myers: Okay.
[6/3/2013 11:58:56 PM] Mike Myers: Yeah I'll shut up now.
[6/3/2013 11:58:56 PM] Frank: there are bad sentimentals
[6/3/2013 11:59:03 PM] Frank: not all sentimentals are good
[6/3/2013 11:59:05 PM] Mike Myers: I know there are.
[6/3/2013 11:59:43 PM] DarkShadows: I'm not trying to make anyone or anything a demon here. It's just I'd rather not deal with worst case scenarios right now because I am still trying not to freak out about the fact that we are being *torn in several directions by several eldritch beings*
[6/3/2013 11:59:44 PM] Frank: For example I wouldnt trust the sentimental of wrath farther than I could throw him.
[6/3/2013 11:59:45 PM] Mike Myers: I meant you and Neva specifically.
[12:00:19 AM] Brahian: Ha, I see what you did thar, Frank
[12:00:44 AM] Frank: Greed can be alright
[12:00:48 AM] Frank: if you are on her good side
[12:00:53 AM] Mike Myers: Ah.
[12:01:02 AM] Mike Myers: Okay.
[12:01:02 AM] Mike Myers: What about Greed?
[12:01:09 AM] Mike Myers: Gluttony? ...is there a Gluttony Sentimental and is that why the Slender Man is so slender?
[12:01:16 AM] Brahian: ...
[12:01:22 AM] Frank: I wouldnt know Zack
[12:01:24 AM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[12:01:31 AM] Mike Myers: I'm sorry.
[12:01:53 AM] Mike Myers: I need to stop asking stupid questions and making stupid accusations and theories.
[12:02:03 AM] Lily: perhaps
[12:02:17 AM] Mike Myers: Okay.
[12:02:23 AM] Mike Myers: Then I'll just shut up now.
[12:02:24 AM] Brahian: Perhaps...?
[12:02:33 AM] DarkShadows: Hm. I still wish I understood how this all worked... does the emotion really leave him forever? It wouldn't seem so since he still has his motives, and one would need emotions for motivational drive... But I suppose it's not for humans to understand, is it?
[12:02:40 AM] Jordan Enav: *teleports to Frank,Lily and Neva's location*
[12:02:47 AM] Brahian: Ooh
[12:03:03 AM] Frank: Dark
[12:03:08 AM] DarkShadows: ... Oh lovely, they can teleport.
[12:03:36 AM] DarkShadows: *sighs* Please remind me never to get on a Proxy's bad side. Again.
[12:03:43 AM] Frank: I think the emotions remain there in him as long as we are alive but when a sentimental is born the feeling of it weakens.
[12:04:09 AM] DarkShadows: So more or less you are like the excess of it.
[12:04:12 AM] Frank: yes
[12:05:26 AM] DarkShadows: ... I am... intrigued. Is there a Fear sentimental? As in the emotion.
[12:05:36 AM] DarkShadows: Or does he not fear?
[12:05:37 AM] Brahian: Hmmm
[12:05:40 AM] Brahian: I doubt it
[12:05:44 AM] Frank: I think there is Dark
[12:05:52 AM] Brahian: O.O
[12:05:54 AM] Mike Myers: Huh.
[12:06:01 AM] Brahian: What if
[12:06:03 AM] DarkShadows: ... but what would he fear...?
[12:06:07 AM] Frank: but I've never met him or her
[12:06:17 AM] Frank: being alone most likely
[12:06:19 AM] Mike Myers: Brah, Brah, I'm the stupid theory guy.
[12:06:23 AM] Mike Myers: Cold Boy?!
[12:06:28 AM] Frank: perhaps
[12:06:29 AM] Mike Myers: Mike Myers sprays Coke everywhere.
[12:07:13 AM] Mike Myers: Huh.
[12:07:27 AM] Brahian: Wait, what's this?
[12:07:40 AM] Frank: My dad seems persistant in surrounding himself with people and beings. He seems afraid of being alone.
[12:07:52 AM] DarkShadows: ...
[12:08:08 AM] Frank: or at least deeply concerned with it
[12:08:15 AM] Lily: o.o''
[12:08:32 AM] Mike Myers: Well, if it's the Dying Man, that broke into a thousand little pieces including, according to some theories, the Fears themselves, then that would make the Slender Man the father of every eldritch being other than itself that I know of and dear everything I'm so glad it's offering help.
[12:08:40 AM] DarkShadows: I have always seen him more as a... lonesome being.
[12:09:21 AM] Mike Myers: Then again, the Slender Man is known to warp time and space like a thin piece of copper wire so I shouldn't be that surprised. :I
But yeah, what Shadows said, he does seem to be more of a lonely guy.
[12:09:52 AM] DarkShadows: You'll forgive me if this all takes me a while to... accept.
[12:10:16 AM] Frank: This has been a bit of a burdensome two days
[12:10:31 AM] Frank: a lot to accept, emotional roller coaster
[12:10:40 AM] Frank: but this is the situation, how do we deal?
[12:10:52 AM] Lily: I think we move to spain
[12:11:06 AM] DarkShadows: I think I hide under the table until the world ends and forget this all exists.
[12:11:17 AM] Lily: Dark
[12:11:22 AM] Lily: Dark
[12:11:29 AM] Lily: calm down
[12:11:36 AM] Lily: you've dealt with this matter before, right?
[12:11:45 AM] DarkShadows: ... I'm just scared. I don't wanna die. I like living, and I like not being hurt or in terrible pain.'
[12:12:05 AM] Mike Myers: Shadows- remember- the Slender Man *is* helping us. To an extent. That makes our chances of dying... lesser to a degree.
[12:12:08 AM] Mike Myers: :I
[12:12:14 AM] Frank: yep
[12:12:17 AM] DarkShadows: ... Well at least there's that.
[12:12:40 AM] Frank: you have three eldritch beings on your side to an extent
[12:12:48 AM] DarkShadows: At least we have something of that level of power in our corner sort of backing us up...
[12:12:56 AM] Frank: yeah
[12:13:10 AM] DarkShadows: and some Sentimentals on our side, which, I dunno, I'd assume vary in power level.
[12:13:19 AM] DarkShadows: ... if you guys make an OVER 9000 reference. XD
[12:13:20 AM] Mike Myers: Wait Frank- do you have- like- eldritch abilities?
I swear I'm going to shut up now.
[12:13:29 AM] Frank: I do
[12:13:31 AM] DarkShadows: ... actually, good question Zack.
[12:13:34 AM] Mike Myers: Oooooh.
[12:13:38 AM] Frank: I can use the path, I can speak slendertounge
[12:13:38 AM] Mike Myers: I know I still need to shut up.
[12:13:48 AM] Frank: I can induce pride
[12:13:49 AM] Frank: in others
[12:14:03 AM] Mike Myers: Oooh.
[12:14:08 AM] DarkShadows: hm.
[12:14:12 AM] DarkShadows: and Pride comes before a fall...
[12:14:16 AM] Mike Myers: Can you induce pride in other eldritch beings? Pride is a huge damn hubris.
[12:14:24 AM] Frank: yes I can Zack
[12:14:26 AM] Mike Myers: So... what Shadows said
[12:14:29 AM] Mike Myers: but ... more clear.
[12:14:44 AM] Lily: o.o
[12:14:48 AM] Brahian: o.O
[12:14:49 AM] Jordan Enav: back
[12:15:12 AM] Mike Myers: Hi
[12:15:16 AM] Lily: I am the only human here >_<
[12:15:23 AM] Lily: in the hotel room
[12:15:26 AM] Lily: that is
[12:15:28 AM] DarkShadows: Zack, I speak poetically sometimes. it helps me.
[12:15:37 AM] Lily: I assume you ladybugs are human
[12:15:47 AM] Mike Myers: Yep!
[12:15:50 AM] Brahian: Yes, we are
[12:15:51 AM] Lily: good to know
[12:16:01 AM] DarkShadows: yeah.
[12:16:03 AM] Lily: Im up to my tits in eldritch stuff x.x
[12:16:04 AM] Brahian: No, actually, we're part of the Intrusion :I
[12:16:10 AM] DarkShadows: ... brah. XD
[12:16:32 AM] Lily: [12:15 AM] Brahian:
<<< No, actually, we're part of the Intrusion :INOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
[12:16:42 AM] Lily: NOPE NOPE
[12:16:42 AM] Mike Myers: He was joking.
[12:16:47 AM] Brahian: JUST KIDDING.
[12:16:50 AM] Brahian: HAHA.
[12:16:51 AM] DarkShadows: Guys can we please not joke about Fears?
[12:16:51 AM | Edited 12:16:58 AM] Lily: DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT
[12:16:51 AM] Brahian: FUNNY.
[12:16:55 AM] Brahian: LAUGH WITH ME.
[12:16:55 AM] DarkShadows: Lily, it's ok.
[12:16:57 AM] Mike Myers: He also sometimes calls hismelf a Robot Unicorn
to Rake runners.
[12:17:05 AM] Brahian: Hm?
[12:17:10 AM] Mike Myers: Well... maybe not to Rake runners
[12:17:20 AM] Mike Myers: But you're a weird person Brah.
[12:17:21 AM] Mike Myers: :I
[12:17:21 AM] DarkShadows: We won't bring... them up again.
[12:17:28 AM] Brahian: I don't actually know any Rake runners.
[12:17:35 AM] Brahian: And yes, I am quite weird.
[12:17:39 AM] Frank: I know a few
[12:17:44 AM] Mike Myers: That's because you were busy being weird Brah.
[12:17:47 AM] Brahian: I pride myself on my weirdness.
[12:17:48 AM] DarkShadows: ... and I'm sorry you had to run into them, Lily, if that's why you're so adverse. (hug)
[12:17:55 AM] DarkShadows: Brah, that may be Frank talking. XD
[12:18:03 AM] Brahian: Hm?
[12:18:11 AM] DarkShadows: you said you pride yourself on being weird. :P
[12:18:12 AM] Brahian: Oh.
[12:18:14 AM] Brahian: Pride.
[12:18:18 AM] Brahian: o________O
[12:18:18 AM] Mike Myers: AHHHH
[12:18:21 AM] Lily: (hug) this has been the worst couple of months x.x
[12:18:24 AM] Mike Myers: :c
[12:18:31 AM] Frank: couldnt resists Brahian XD
[12:18:33 AM] DarkShadows: Trust me, Lily, I know the feeling...
[12:18:33 AM] Brahian: Gah, now I'm never gonna trust myself around these guys
[12:18:40 AM] Mike Myers: Well, as someone who may or may not have had experience with the Intrusion at one point in his life, I will offer all my hugs.
[12:18:44 AM] Mike Myers: (hug)
[12:18:44 AM] DarkShadows: I also know that feeling, brah.
[12:19:08 AM] DarkShadows: DarkShadows hugs Lily
[12:19:12 AM] Lily: Sorry, I just have a bit of a PTSD
[12:19:12 AM] Lily: now
[12:19:23 AM] Mike Myers: It's completely understandable.
[12:19:24 AM] DarkShadows: ... been there too, but on to other things.
[12:19:27 AM] Brahian: (hug)
[12:19:31 AM] Mike Myers: The Intrusion is... God... just... God.
[12:19:36 AM] DarkShadows: Zack, stop.
[12:19:38 AM] Mike Myers: What?
[12:19:43 AM] Mike Myers: I'm sorry.
[12:19:49 AM] DarkShadows: She's already been triggered once...
[12:19:52 AM] Mike Myers: If I'm triggering, I'll stop.
[12:20:00 AM] Lily: we dont need to wallow in the past. What has happened has happened
[12:20:11 AM] Frank: true
[12:20:21 AM] Lily: Eva is going to be pissed
[12:20:27 AM] Brahian: Indeed
[12:20:30 AM] DarkShadows: why?
[12:20:41 AM] Lily: Because her account got stolen for one
[12:20:42 AM] Mike Myers: Well hopefully she won't find a way back in.
[12:20:49 AM] DarkShadows: oh true, yeah.
[12:20:52 AM] DarkShadows: yeah
[12:20:59 AM] Lily: also we are working ehm, against her
[12:20:59 AM] Lily: kind of
[12:21:08 AM] Lily: right?
[12:21:26 AM] DarkShadows: so tell me again how many enemies we have, how many of them are powerful enough to kill us, and what level of panic I should be at?
[12:21:33 AM] Brahian: Those are Slendy's terms for working with us, so for the time being, yes
[12:21:40 AM] Brahian: Code Brown, Shadows
[12:21:43 AM] Brahian: Code Brown
[12:21:45 AM] Mike Myers: I'm just going to think pessimistically to myself here.
[12:21:52 AM] Lily: There's the Seal, a lot of altereds
[12:21:58 AM] Lily: and maybe the Blind Man
[12:22:01 AM] Lily: we dont know for sure
[12:22:30 AM] Lily: also Eva may be our enemy
[12:22:38 AM] Brahian: may or may not be
[12:22:40 AM] DarkShadows: So a bunch of Altereds are pissed, a Fear is possibly pissed, and a Melancholy may be our enemy.
[12:22:40 AM] Mike Myers: If she wasn't initially she damn well is now.
[12:23:01 AM] DarkShadows: So maybe what we need to do is get Willow to realize what Eva is really doing?
[12:23:05 AM] Mike Myers: If she wasn't planning on usurping the eldritch order and then stabbing us in the back, though... which...
[12:23:08 AM] DarkShadows: Eva got us into this mess anyway.
[12:23:08 AM] Mike Myers: What IS she really doing?
[12:23:15 AM] Mike Myers: What is her plan in all of this?
[12:23:20 AM] Brahian: She's Meddling
[12:23:24 AM] Brahian: It's what she does
[12:23:28 AM] Brahian: It's her role
[12:23:29 AM] Mike Myers: usurping the eldritch order or something?
[12:23:30 AM] DarkShadows: yeah, I'm bothered. Why does she want all the Altereds human? Just because?
[12:23:56 AM] DarkShadows: ... this is gonna sound nuts, but... would killing her make the eldritch creeps more, or less pissed off?
[12:24:05 AM] DarkShadows: I'm aware it would probably piss Willow off, but.
[12:24:12 AM] Lily: I think less
[12:24:15 AM] Mike Myers: If she KNEW what was going down.
[12:24:24 AM] Mike Myers: If she DIDN'T KNOW she'd probably come after us.
[12:24:29 AM] Lily: killing her would get the Seal of our back
[12:24:39 AM] DarkShadows: ... Not that we're gonna kill Eva. Believe me, killing anyone or getting anyone killed is the last thing I wanna do.
[12:24:40 AM] Mike Myers: And anyone who dislikes the Meddler.
[12:25:21 AM] Lily: ~dslksda.;::;::...OuO;;...
[12:25:36 AM] Brahian: o_______________________________O
[12:25:42 AM] Mike Myers: O.O
[12:25:52 AM] DarkShadows: ...
[12:25:55 AM] DarkShadows: great
[12:26:09 AM] Lily: Hello.
[12:26:17 AM] DarkShadows: ... hi?
[12:26:20 AM] Mike Myers: !
[12:26:28 AM] Brahian: Who... is this?
[12:26:42 AM] Mike Myers: Are you a tree, perchance?
[12:26:45 AM] Lily: I.wish OuO
[12:26:49 AM] Lily: to.help
[12:26:56 AM] Mike Myers: Yep. Definitely a tree.
[12:27:07 AM] DarkShadows: ... help us do what?
[12:27:14 AM] Lily: Eva
[12:27:28 AM] Lily: help.stop her OuO
[12:27:30 AM] Mike Myers: What is Eva planning?
[12:27:38 AM] Mike Myers: Is she like- trying to stop the Eldritch Everything?
[12:27:44 AM] DarkShadows: what Zack said?
[12:27:48 AM] Lily: idontreallyknownot
[12:27:53 AM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[12:27:57 AM | Edited 12:28:08 AM] Brahian: Double negative.
[12:28:00 AM] Mike Myers: In that case do we have to *kill* her? :c
[12:28:00 AM] Brahian: You do know.
[12:28:06 AM] Mike Myers: Let's at least interrogate.
[12:28:07 AM] Lily: sheismeddlingwiththeorderofthings
[12:28:13 AM] Brahian: Well, duh.
[12:28:17 AM] Lily: OuO
[12:28:34 AM] DarkShadows: I agree, interrogations are probably in better order.
[12:28:38 AM] Mike Myers: Okay, the order of things.
What is that exactly? Just to clarify what to keep her away from.
[12:28:47 AM | Edited 12:29:09 AM] Mike Myers: Not saying it's a tangible object
[12:28:47 AM] DarkShadows: *eyes Lily-Willow warily*
[12:28:48 AM] Mike Myers: but the concept
[12:29:01 AM] DarkShadows: Yeah... what order are you talking about?
[12:29:36 AM] Lily: the.order.of.things.is.that.eldritch.are.a.constant.avariableinthesystemoflife
[12:29:40 AM] Lily: OuO
[12:29:53 AM] Mike Myers: So- she's trying to remove some of that eldritch.
[12:29:56 AM] Brahian: So... you don't want to be human, is what you're saying?
[12:30:04 AM] Mike Myers: And I take it that bad shit goes down if the eldritch constants are attacked?
[12:30:07 AM] DarkShadows: The unknown, the unseen, the unknowable... you don't want to be a human being do you?
[12:30:23 AM] Lily: I.do.but.not.at.the.dangers.of.others
[12:30:25 AM] Brahian: You... like being a... a monster?
[12:30:31 AM] Brahian: Oh, okay
[12:30:34 AM] Mike Myers: Dangers of others?
[12:30:45 AM] Brahian: Who's in danger
[12:30:46 AM] Brahian: ?
[12:30:53 AM] Lily: you.eva.thealtered
[12:31:00 AM] Lily: thefears
[12:31:00 AM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[12:31:03 AM] DarkShadows: ... from whom or what?
[12:31:03 AM] Mike Myers: Everything.
[12:31:10 AM] Mike Myers: Everything?
[12:31:39 AM] Lily: shes.messing.with.the.order.it.could.mean.the.downfall.of.everything
[12:31:46 AM] Mike Myers: So... everything.
[12:31:49 AM] Lily: yes.
[12:31:52 AM] Mike Myers: Like... universe goes boom.
[12:31:56 AM] Lily: yes.
[12:31:59 AM] DarkShadows: ... so like the entire everything as we know it is gone.
[12:32:02 AM] DarkShadows: if she succeeds.
[12:32:03 AM] Mike Myers: Maybe even multiverse or omniverse goes boom.
[12:32:12 AM] Lily: yes.yes.
[12:32:13 AM] Brahian: Is she doing this intentionally?
[12:32:16 AM] DarkShadows: ^
[12:32:21 AM] Lily: I.think.not
[12:32:24 AM] DarkShadows: or is she doing it at another's bequest?
[12:32:44 AM] Lily: she.thinks.she.is.doing.good
[12:32:48 AM] Mike Myers: What's trying to destroy the universe, if it's even a "who" or a "what" at all instead of a "how" or a "why".
[12:32:55 AM] Mike Myers: Well-Intentioned Extremist
[12:32:56 AM] Mike Myers: CALLED IT
[12:33:03 AM] Mike Myers: I mean... Frank's here. He's causing pride or something.
[12:33:04 AM] DarkShadows: ... yes.
[12:33:48 AM] Lily: OuO so.more questions?
[12:33:50 AM] Mike Myers: [12:32 AM] Mike Myers:
<<< What's trying to destroy the universe, if it's even a "who" or a "what" at all instead of a "how" or a "why".
[12:34:34 AM] Mike Myers: I just want to know if it's something we can fight if we can't completely prevent it.
[12:34:49 AM] Mike Myers: Not that we humans can fight it mind you.
[12:34:51 AM] Lily: again
[12:34:57 AM] Lily: I.dontthink
[12:35:02 AM] Lily: sheisworking for.anyone
[12:35:06 AM] Lily: OuO
[12:35:13 AM] Lily: she.thinks.she.do.good
[12:35:17 AM] DarkShadows: ... is there a way to stop or prevent this, Weeping One?
[12:35:23 AM] Brahian: So... how exactly is the universe at stake?
[12:35:32 AM | Edited 12:35:46 AM] Brahian: What is being caused by her Meddling?
[12:35:35 AM] Mike Myers: Well is there a way to stop it if it isn't completely prevented?
[12:35:40 AM] Lily: yes.it.can.be.prevented.
[12:35:47 AM] Mike Myers: But it can't be stopped once started?
[12:35:55 AM] Lily: no.
[12:35:58 AM] DarkShadows: ... how much time do we have?
[12:35:59 AM] Brahian: o:
[12:36:01 AM] Mike Myers: Well that settles it.
[12:36:03 AM] Mike Myers: Let's kill Eva.
[12:36:13 AM] Brahian: o.O
[12:36:21 AM] Lily: dont.hurt.my.child OuO
[12:36:25 AM] DarkShadows: ... I don't know if that will stop it though.
[12:36:25 AM] Mike Myers: I'm sorry.
[12:36:33 AM] DarkShadows: Okay no killing your kids got it... ^^"
[12:36:52 AM] Lily: you.must.tell.her.danger OuO
[12:36:55 AM] Mike Myers: Well can we find a nonlethal and nonpainful way of keeping her form meddling and then fix anything warped?
[12:37:09 AM | Edited 12:37:11 AM] Lily: yes.
[12:37:24 AM] Mike Myers: And what if she doesn't care? Should we take her to you so you yourself can tell her if we fail to win her?
[12:37:32 AM] DarkShadows: ... the question is, will Eva listen?
[12:37:37 AM] Mike Myers: And this is an "if we fail to get her attention".
[12:37:41 AM] DarkShadows: ^
[12:38:00 AM] Lily: If.she.still.proceeds.bring.her.to.me OuO
[12:38:06 AM] Mike Myers: Okay.
[12:38:09 AM] DarkShadows: *softly to self* The needs of the many against the needs of the few.
[12:38:23 AM] Mike Myers: DarkShadows this isn't just the needs of the many.
[12:38:30 AM] Mike Myers: It's the need of all living cells in all realities.
[12:38:32 AM] DarkShadows: This is the needs of the everything.
[12:38:36 AM] Mike Myers: Yep.
[12:38:42 AM] Mike Myers: Well not even living cells.
[12:38:45 AM] Mike Myers: So yeah.
[12:38:52 AM] DarkShadows: ... You know... ladybugs are considered good luck.
[12:38:52 AM] Mike Myers: Needs of the everything over the needs of the one extremist.
[12:39:02 AM] Brahian: ^
[12:39:08 AM] Lily: The.Seal.my.brethren.is.after.you.becauseofher
[12:39:23 AM] Mike Myers: Okay.
[12:39:35 AM] Lily: The.Seal.is.no.dangertohumans OuO
[12:39:42 AM] Brahian: Good to know.
[12:39:45 AM] DarkShadows: Only to your kind... understood.
[12:39:46 AM] Brahian: ...
[12:39:58 AM] Mike Myers: We're not human?
[12:40:00 AM] Mike Myers: What?
[12:40:02 AM] DarkShadows: I mean to say that with all possible respect, Willow.
[12:40:10 AM] Mike Myers: OH
[12:40:15 AM] Mike Myers: SHADOWS SAID THAT
[12:40:16 AM] Mike Myers: OH
[12:40:16 AM] Lily: you.are.humans.Zack OuO
[12:40:18 AM] Mike Myers: I'M BLIND
[12:40:21 AM] Mike Myers: SORRY
[12:40:26 AM] Mike Myers: NOT LITERALLY BLIND BUT I MISREAD
[12:40:31 AM] DarkShadows: ... wow. XD
[12:40:35 AM] Lily: thank.you.DarkShadows
[12:40:42 AM] Mike Myers: Hey I get nervous around the immensely eldritch, Shadows. :c
[12:40:52 AM] DarkShadows: Hell you think I'm not?
[12:40:59 AM] Mike Myers: Yes but you're taking it better.
[12:41:03 AM] DarkShadows: She could rip us to shreds in an instant...
[12:41:06 AM | Edited 12:41:12 AM] Lily: Dark.have.we.met.before? OuO
[12:41:12 AM] DarkShadows: ...
[12:41:16 AM] Brahian: o________O
[12:41:17 AM] DarkShadows: have we?
[12:41:30 AM] Lily: you.seem.familiar.youraurathatis OuO
[12:41:38 AM] Mike Myers: Huh.
[12:41:41 AM] DarkShadows: ... hm.
[12:42:07 AM] DarkShadows: i would... recall it if I had, I'm sure. I suppose unless you... hid yourself...
[12:42:27 AM] Lily: Ithink.Iveseenyouasachild OuO
[12:42:45 AM] Lily: youseemed.nice OuO
[12:42:52 AM] DarkShadows: ... I try to be...
[12:42:56 AM] Lily: didntwantto.disturbyou OuO
[12:43:13 AM] Lily: backthen
[12:43:48 AM] Mike Myers: Okay so our plan is right here- to nonlethally stop Eva from omniversal destruction, and if all goes well we won't need to lift a finger against any very deadly Altereds, Fears, or others! I like this plan!
[12:43:53 AM] Mike Myers: This is a good plan!
[12:44:00 AM] DarkShadows: ... let's not fuck it up, and let
[12:44:04 AM] DarkShadows: let's not die.
[12:44:16 AM] Mike Myers: Best case scenario seems to be very likely here.
[12:44:32 AM] Lily: unless.things.gowrong OuO
[12:44:48 AM] Mike Myers: Yes, but no Altered or Fear wants the damning of the omniverse, do they?
[12:44:51 AM] Brahian: Why would things go wrong? *SHOT*
[12:45:06 AM] Lily: one.ofmychildrencanbeaburdentoyou.
[12:45:15 AM] Lily: asentimental
[12:45:17 AM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[12:45:20 AM] DarkShadows: ... there's always error. The branching tree of probability.
[12:45:21 AM] Mike Myers: Wrath?
[12:45:28 AM] Lily: Fear OuO
[12:45:40 AM] Mike Myers: Question, is Fear *a* Fear?
[12:45:46 AM] Mike Myers: :P
[12:45:50 AM] DarkShadows: ... Fear. Fear causes doubt causes dissent.
[12:45:53 AM] Mike Myers: I'll be quiet now.
[12:46:02 AM] Lily: Youhumansclassifyhimasafear
[12:46:08 AM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[12:46:10 AM] DarkShadows: ...
[12:46:12 AM] Brahian: Who is he?
[12:46:29 AM] Mike Myers: I'm going to guess Cold Boy, Dying Man, or Rake and then sit down to listen.
[12:46:29 AM] Lily: the.cold.one OuO
[12:46:33 AM] Mike Myers: OH
[12:46:35 AM] Mike Myers: CALLED IT
[12:46:36 AM] Mike Myers: AGAIN
[12:46:37 AM] Mike Myers: I MEAN
[12:46:37 AM] Brahian: Cold Boy.
[12:46:38 AM] Mike Myers: Sorry.
[12:46:42 AM] DarkShadows: ... the Cold Boy is your *son*?
[12:46:43 AM] Mike Myers: That makes sense.
[12:46:48 AM] Mike Myers: The Cold Boy looks so young
[12:46:51 AM] Lily: yes Dark OuO
[12:46:56 AM] Mike Myers: but he would have retroactively existed throughout all of time
[12:46:57 AM] DarkShadows: Jesus. Well that explains way too damn much.
[12:46:59 AM] Mike Myers: at the moment of creation.
[12:47:02 AM] Mike Myers: Damn.
[12:47:17 AM] Mike Myers: So- the Cold Boy's out to get us?
[12:47:26 AM] Mike Myers: In a sense?
[12:47:26 AM] Lily: perhaps OuO
[12:47:43 AM] Lily: all.other.fears.and.beings.are.on.yourside OuO
[12:47:54 AM] Mike Myers: Well at least we don't have to worry about accidentally killing him, considering we have the eldritch level of 0 and then he has the eldritch level of 10000.
[12:48:00 AM] Mike Myers: If we have the time to explain.
[12:48:06 AM] DarkShadows: ... Okay, today just went from bad to "this is a fucking awesome action movie."
[12:48:17 AM] Mike Myers: They might kill us over a misunderstanding before we get a chance.
[12:48:24 AM] Mike Myers: But hopefully that won't happen.
[12:48:32 AM] DarkShadows: Yeah? Well don't get them to misunderstand us then.
[12:48:39 AM] Lily: dont.benegativezack
[12:49:20 AM] Lily: so.youhavejustoneenemyathemoment OuO andeven.thatisnotcertain
[12:49:22 AM] Mike Myers: I'm saying hopefully that won't happen.
[12:49:46 AM] DarkShadows: ... I just have a feeling though... a gut feeling... that something is gonna go wrong. I hate to be debbie downer here, but I have a feeling something really could go badly wrong.
[12:50:08 AM] Lily: how.doessomethinggorightlywrong?
[12:50:09 AM] Brahian: And thus, it has been jinxed.
[12:50:17 AM] Mike Myers: Yeah. And the Cold Boy's not so suicidal as to take out the whole omniverse. Then again, he's pretty lonely, and loneliness does things.
[12:50:54 AM] DarkShadows: When human error is introduced, Willow.
[12:51:30 AM] Mike Myers: Is it possible for you... or any of the Altered that understand... to spread the word that we're trying to stop the destruction of the order and all that exists?
:I Because it could help out. So. Much.
[12:51:32 AM] Lily: the.cold.onecantdie.he.is.miserable OuO he.maywanttheomniversegone
[12:51:42 AM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[12:51:50 AM] Mike Myers: So suicidal enough to kill everything with him. Damn.
[12:51:51 AM] Mike Myers: That's suicidal.
[12:52:15 AM] Lily: andIwillseewhatIcandoZack OuO
[12:52:16 AM] DarkShadows: Are you implying that Cold Boy might *want* all this to happen, or just that he's suicidal?
[12:52:19 AM] Mike Myers: Or narcissistic, but he doesn't seem the narcissistic type.
[12:52:36 AM] Lily: both.Shadows
[12:52:46 AM] DarkShadows: hm
[12:52:57 AM] Mike Myers: Because we can just link the Cold Boy to The Reason foundation or stage an intervention and tell him why he should be happy for himself.
[12:52:57 AM] Mike Myers: WAIT
[12:53:16 AM] Mike Myers: First- can Sentimentals affect other Sentimentals?
[12:53:22 AM] DarkShadows: I am cautious at all time of all eventualities. Too many bad experiences.
[12:53:25 AM] Lily: yes OuO
[12:53:27 AM] DarkShadows: hm
[12:53:35 AM] Mike Myers: Second- is there a Sentimental for happiness?
[12:53:39 AM] Mike Myers: Or ... well... sanity?
[12:53:45 AM] Brahian: Pffft!
[12:53:50 AM] Brahian: Slenderman has no sanity!
[12:53:52 AM] Mike Myers: Either or because the Cold Boy and Eva are both in dire need of both.
[12:53:55 AM] Mike Myers: Exactly.
[12:53:58 AM] Lily: no Zack OuO
[12:54:02 AM] Mike Myers: Damn.
[12:54:08 AM] Brahian: Not even happiness? D:
[12:54:12 AM] DarkShadows: sanity isn't an emotion.
[12:54:16 AM] Mike Myers: I know.
[12:54:22 AM] Brahian: WAIT!
[12:54:32 AM] Brahian: Is there a Sentimental for hunger?
[12:54:37 AM] Mike Myers: And I just seemed like a total ableist.
[12:54:41 AM] DarkShadows: ... that. is not. an emotion.
[12:54:52 AM] Mike Myers: It's a physical response to need for energy.
[12:54:54 AM] Mike Myers: It's a reflex.
[12:54:57 AM] DarkShadows: that is a biological need.
[12:54:58 AM] Brahian: Because if there is, then we can just have it eat the Cold Boy and Ev, problem solved!
[12:55:06 AM | Edited 12:55:11 AM] Brahian: It's totes an emotion.
[12:55:07 AM] DarkShadows: ... what *does* Slenderman even eat?
[12:55:15 AM] Brahian: Children.
[12:55:16 AM] Mike Myers: So we can't just make his soul bright and cheery and huggy like in the Christmas movies and all will be well?
[12:55:18 AM] Mike Myers: Dammit.
[12:55:18 AM] Lily: nothing.Dark OuO
[12:55:24 AM] Mike Myers: That's how he's so slender!
[12:55:27 AM] Lily: wedonteat OuO
[12:55:27 AM] Brahian: He eats children.
[12:55:30 AM] Brahian: Duh.
[12:55:32 AM] Lily: no OuO
[12:55:33 AM] Mike Myers: No.
[12:55:35 AM] DarkShadows: ... okay.
[12:55:39 AM] Brahian: Fine, gosh!
[12:55:41 AM] Lily: thatsa.falserumor Brahian OuO
[12:56:00 AM] DarkShadows: No but I will tell any children I have one day that you and Creeps McSlender eat children so they behave.
[12:56:16 AM] Brahian: Me??? D: I am offended!
[12:56:40 AM] Mike Myers: So... we can't just make the Cold Boy happy and cheery again?
[12:56:41 AM] Mike Myers: Damn.
[12:56:46 AM] Mike Myers: Well he was never happy and cheery
[12:56:53 AM] Mike Myers: but I mean we can't make him that.
[12:56:56 AM] Brahian: So... we can't just feed Eva to the Hunger Sentimental?
[12:57:15 AM] Mike Myers: There is no hunger sentimental, I don't think Brah.
[12:57:20 AM] DarkShadows: ... he's the product of a being based on depression, and a being that is lonely apparently.
[12:57:20 AM] Brahian: Ugh, FINE
[12:57:38 AM] Mike Myers: Well... can't we get the Blind Man to turn off his brain?
[12:57:41 AM] Mike Myers: Or something?
[12:57:49 AM] Mike Myers: I SEE THE PROBLEM WITH THAT
[12:57:55 AM] DarkShadows: At least Blind Man isn't going to vegitize us. Unless we piss him off.
[12:58:26 AM] DarkShadows: ...hopefully anyway. I don't trust Fears.
[12:58:26 AM] Mike Myers: He can just vegetize the Cold Boy and he can be locked up in the Seal until he stops his suicidal depression- so... the rest of eternity.
[12:58:41 AM] DarkShadows: Willow, can the Seal capture Fears, or only Altereds?
[12:58:50 AM] Lily: Cold.one.isaltered
[12:58:58 AM] Brahian: Is he really?
[12:58:59 AM] Mike Myers: Are all the Fears Altered?
[12:59:03 AM] Lily: no
[12:59:04 AM] DarkShadows: What Zack said.
[12:59:05 AM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[12:59:08 AM] Mike Myers: Ok.
[12:59:09 AM] DarkShadows: ok.
[12:59:09 AM] Lily: just.cold.one
[12:59:12 AM] Brahian: I thought he was a Sentimental...
[12:59:12 AM] DarkShadows: Just that particular one.
[12:59:20 AM] Mike Myers: Sentimentals are Altereds?
[12:59:23 AM] Lily: no
[12:59:31 AM] Lily: cold.one.altered.sentimental
[12:59:35 AM] Mike Myers: Oh.
[12:59:37 AM] Mike Myers: So he's the only one that's both.
[12:59:38 AM] Brahian: Creepeh.
[12:59:42 AM] DarkShadows: ... huh.
[12:59:45 AM] Lily: yes.Zack
[12:59:48 AM] Mike Myers: And the mixture gives him enough power to be considered a Fear.
[12:59:51 AM] DarkShadows: the hybrid.
[12:59:51 AM] Mike Myers: And so...
[12:59:55 AM] Mike Myers: FearAlteredSentimental.
[12:59:58 AM | Edited 1:00:09 AM] Brahian: The only Altered Sentimental Fear :I
[1:00:02 AM] Mike Myers: Feasi.
[1:00:03 AM | Removed 1:00:13 AM] Brahian: This message has been removed.
[1:00:18 AM] Mike Myers: I'm calling him Feasi now.
[1:00:19 AM] Mike Myers: :I
[1:00:21 AM] DarkShadows: ...
[1:00:27 AM] Brahian: Okay then.
[1:00:51 AM] Mike Myers: Hey I need to make jokes or my mental stability implodes.
[1:00:57 AM] DarkShadows: ... Faltersent.
[1:00:58 AM] Brahian: Makes sense
[1:01:23 AM | Edited 1:01:47 AM] Mike Myers: Because it's a FALTER in the Slender Man that he tore away from himself and then Slender Man SENT it somewhere else!
[1:01:24 AM] Mike Myers: :P
[1:01:38 AM] DarkShadows: ... *badum tiss*
[1:01:52 AM] Mike Myers: So yeah I'm calling it the Faltersent now.
[1:01:54 AM] Mike Myers: And forever.
[1:02:10 AM] DarkShadows: (music) Now and, forever, I'll show her I care... (music)
[1:02:17 AM] Mike Myers: OH WAIT
[1:02:46 AM] Mike Myers: Can't we get the Choir to have the songs of Phil Collins play forever in the Cold Boy's mind?
...no that would drive him even more insane and he'll be doubly anxious to kill all life. Bad idea.
[1:03:03 AM] Lily: can.Ileavenow OuO?
[1:03:07 AM] Mike Myers: If you wish.
[1:03:15 AM] Mike Myers: You're the eldritch superbeing here. :P
[1:03:20 AM] Lily: alright
[1:03:25 AM] Lily: good.bye OuO
[1:03:25 AM] Brahian: BYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[1:03:36 AM] DarkShadows: ... good evening.
[1:03:37 AM | Edited 1:03:42 AM] Brahian: Wait, Willow, one last thing
[1:03:43 AM] Lily: OuO ?
[1:03:53 AM] Brahian: I am a huge fan OuO
[1:04:05 AM] Lily: thank.
[1:04:10 AM] Lily: (hug)
[1:04:23 AM] Brahian: (hug)
[1:04:27 AM] DarkShadows: ... okay brah.
[1:04:42 AM] Lily: WHAT THE HELL. MY COMPUTER JUST FROZE AND DIDNT TURN BACK UNTIL NOW. WHAT THE ACTUALY HELL?
[1:04:42 AM] Mike Myers: o.o I am so tempted to laugh but I'm not sure if I should.
[1:04:46 AM] DarkShadows: Now just don't drink her tears and you'll be fine.
[1:04:46 AM] Mike Myers: OH LILY
[1:04:51 AM] DarkShadows: hi.
[1:04:54 AM] Mike Myers: WILLOW WAS TALKING TO US
[1:04:55 AM] DarkShadows: um... long story.
[1:04:59 AM] Lily: Oh
[1:05:12 AM] Mike Myers: Oh and if we don't stop Eva the omniverse will cease to exist
[1:05:23 AM] Mike Myers: and the Cold Boy wants this because he's suicidally and omnicidally depressed.
[1:05:41 AM] Lily: ehm
[1:05:42 AM | Edited 1:06:23 AM] Mike Myers: Mike Myers just realizes what a bombshell he dropped.
[1:05:44 AM] Brahian: True story.
[1:05:45 AM | Edited 1:06:17 AM] Mike Myers: Sorry.
[1:05:51 AM] Lily: so is this good or bad news?
[1:05:54 AM] Mike Myers: Take some time to process that info.
[1:05:54 AM] Mike Myers: BAD
[1:05:56 AM] Brahian: Bad.
[1:05:56 AM] DarkShadows: look, let her read the log when it's posted.
[1:06:05 AM] Mike Myers: But good because all we have to do is stop the Cold Boy and then take Eva back to Willow.
[1:06:06 AM] Brahian: Yeah, okay, she can do that.
[1:06:47 AM] DarkShadows: But... remember what Eva said. if she's right and we all arrive and we have all of the group, Willow will turn human again, and shit happens.
[1:07:07 AM] Mike Myers: But she already turned the Egg human.
[1:07:11 AM] DarkShadows: Yes.
[1:07:18 AM] Mike Myers: So.. the order's fucked up already.
[1:07:20 AM] Lily: that is if she has Jessica
[1:07:21 AM] DarkShadows: so... fuck we have to make the Egg eldritch again.
[1:07:26 AM] DarkShadows: ?
[1:07:27 AM] Mike Myers: But it might only take one more of Willow's power
[1:07:31 AM] Mike Myers: to fully tear it.
[1:07:35 AM] Mike Myers: But it seems we're on thin ice.
[1:07:38 AM] DarkShadows: yes
[1:07:45 AM] Mike Myers: So NO conflicts with Altered. I don't think we can afford it.
[1:07:47 AM] Lily: OH FUCK THATS RIGHT
[1:07:50 AM] DarkShadows: ... now can I panic?
[1:07:54 AM] Mike Myers: What happens if we accidetnally kill an altered?
[1:07:56 AM] Lily: The Egg
[1:07:59 AM] Lily: I forgot
[1:08:03 AM] Mike Myers: Does that complete the tear?
[1:08:07 AM] DarkShadows: No conflicts with any Altered, any Fears, or anything else.
[1:08:10 AM] Mike Myers: Yeah.
[1:08:18 AM] Lily: WE NEED THE EGG HUMAN AGAIN
[1:08:23 AM] Lily: I MEAN ALTERED
[1:08:39 AM] Mike Myers: Because if one medium-level Altered like the Egg can break the order so much that all eldritch beings notice it
[1:08:41 AM] DarkShadows: ... You don't suppose Mr. Thin might be able to helps us with that?
[1:08:50 AM] Mike Myers: then any other beating of even a low level eldritch level will destroy us all.
[1:09:00 AM] Mike Myers: I hope he can.
[1:09:00 AM] Lily: I'll ask Frank
[1:09:21 AM] Lily: Frank says that Slenderman is willing to help with whatever
[1:09:28 AM] Lily: so long as you dont fuck up
[1:09:42 AM] DarkShadows: ... so we need to kidnap a human woman, consciously bring her to the Slenderman, LET HIM TORTURE AND WARP HER, and then try to stop a Fear.
[1:09:59 AM] DarkShadows: Oh yeah no pressure. Just don't fuck up *when everything is in mortal danger*.
[1:10:27 AM] Lily: Frank is talking to Slenderman through telepathy
[1:10:27 AM] Lily: right now
[1:10:32 AM] DarkShadows: huh
[1:10:44 AM] Lily: Slenderman says that he wont have to torture Melissa
[1:10:58 AM] DarkShadows: ... fair enough...
[1:11:01 AM] Lily: he will just need to revert her
[1:11:22 AM] Lily: which is ehm a complicated process but doesnt hurt as much as being altered
[1:11:43 AM] DarkShadows: ... Yeah this is very legal guys. XD Kidnapping is legal. But at least if we don't be total fuckups we might be fine possibly maybe.
[1:12:06 AM] Lily: so we went from having a bajillion problems
[1:12:08 AM] Lily: to having three
[1:12:17 AM] Lily: eva, melissa and cold boy
[1:12:19 AM] Mike Myers: Well let's try explaining our deal to as many eldritch beings as possible.
[1:12:31 AM] Mike Myers: More help means even less trouble.
[1:12:32 AM] DarkShadows: You'll forgive me for being a bit cynical about how well things are going.
[1:13:02 AM] Mike Myers: hey... that reminds me... are the Flesh Angel and Archangel friends?
Never mind, nobody would know that... ANYWAYS
[1:13:07 AM] DarkShadows: yeah. without actually becoming their servents or getting sucked into deals we need to keep.
[1:13:23 AM] DarkShadows: ... I... am not sure Zack. Probably no relation.
[1:13:57 AM] Lily: this
[1:13:57 AM] Lily: has been some night
[1:14:19 AM] DarkShadows: ... can I collapse with relief we didn't all die now?
[1:14:27 AM] Lily: yes
[1:14:31 AM] Lily: you can
[1:14:33 AM] Lily: XD
[1:14:36 AM] DarkShadows: DarkShadows collapses with relief that we didn't all die
[1:14:51 AM] Lily: I think things are going well
[1:14:59 AM] Lily: we have less enemies than we thought
[1:15:01 AM] Lily: more allies
[1:15:03 AM] DarkShadows: *said from on the floor* TOO well.
[1:15:12 AM] Lily: STOP JINXING THINGS
[1:15:26 AM] Lily: brb food
[1:15:36 AM] Brahian: Too late.
[1:15:39 AM] Brahian: Bye Lily!
[1:16:29 AM] Mike Myers: We're forgetting a group.
[1:16:31 AM] Mike Myers: [1:13 AM] Mike Myers:
<<< Seal and the others who think we're in cahoots with Eva.
Willow's giving the message out but the message might not reach in time.
[1:16:49 AM] Mike Myers: If they don't get the message soon enough they might come after us before they realize we're on the same side.
[1:16:56 AM] Mike Myers: This is thinking pessimistically.
[1:16:59 AM] DarkShadows: Dissent in the ranks.
[1:17:05 AM] Mike Myers: Dissent in the ranks?
[1:17:07 AM] DarkShadows: So we need to spread the word.
[1:17:24 AM] Mike Myers: I say let's go to a good number of beings.
[1:17:28 AM] Mike Myers: Pick and choose which ones
[1:17:31 AM] Mike Myers: tell our case
[1:17:35 AM] Mike Myers: hopefully don't provoke a fight
[1:17:37 AM] Mike Myers: and we get an ally!
[1:17:58 AM] DarkShadows: Cold Boy, if he's behind all this, really *wants* to have everyone all on opposing sides. that way they won't help us.
[1:18:20 AM] DarkShadows: ... so we have to talk to beings that could potentially kill us, hate us, and might try to trick us into serving them. This sounds safe.
[1:18:26 AM] Mike Myers: Cold Boy will obfuscate stupidity, or pretend to aid us
[1:18:28 AM] Mike Myers: but he's all for it
[1:18:42 AM] DarkShadows: hm
[1:18:42 AM] Mike Myers: and what will he do if Eva loses?
[1:18:49 AM] DarkShadows: ^
[1:18:51 AM] Mike Myers: Will he try killing another Fear or an Altered to start the process himself?
[1:18:53 AM] Lily: get pissed
[1:19:09 AM] Mike Myers: Cold Boy is... well... Cold... and all that loneliness gives him time to think.
[1:19:14 AM] Mike Myers: He's probably been planning this a long time.
[1:19:19 AM] Mike Myers: Not specifically the whole Eva thing
[1:19:30 AM] Mike Myers: but something like it.
[1:19:36 AM] Mike Myers: And probably has a bunch of side-plans.
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