AnotherYear Log 14 - Salem

 Met Salem. Potentially an ally. Not sure. Pandora possibly alive, and potentially... dangerous? I have no idea what to think now... ~ Shadows

[3:38:18 PM] Solomon: Hello
[3:38:21 PM] Solomon: anyone here?
[3:39:20 PM] DarkShadows: hai
[3:39:43 PM] Solomon: I got an envelope in the mail today
[3:40:21 PM] DarkShadows: ... you did?
[3:40:39 PM] Solomon: it had a betamax tape
[3:41:59 PM] DarkShadows: Betamax... that's fairly old.
[3:42:07 PM] Solomon: yes
[3:42:21 PM] DarkShadows: any address on the envelope?
[3:42:39 PM] Solomon: no
[3:42:46 PM] DarkShadows: hm
[3:42:49 PM] Wally: Hey guys
[3:42:52 PM] Solomon: Hello
[3:42:54 PM] DarkShadows: Hi Wally.
[3:42:56 PM] Solomon: I watched the tape
[3:42:58 PM] DarkShadows: Solomon found something.
[3:43:10 PM] Wally: Ah
[3:43:15 PM] Solomon: and I recorded it
[3:43:21 PM] Solomon: with my vcr
[3:43:29 PM] DarkShadows: hm
[3:43:32 PM] Solomon: It was very short and most of it was static
[3:43:41 PM] Solomon: hang on let me find it
[3:43:43 PM] DarkShadows: Did you see anything in it at all?
[3:43:51 PM] Solomon: I have the video in .avi format
[3:44:04 PM] Solomon: the important parts at least, madam
[3:44:38 PM] *** Solomon sent Salem.avi ***
[3:44:48 PM] DarkShadows: hm
[3:45:06 PM] DarkShadows: ugh that will take an hour to download, Solomon... 2...
[3:45:15 PM] DarkShadows: damnit, can you put it in a ZIP file?
[3:45:20 PM] Solomon: yeah might not be a good idea
[3:45:21 PM] Solomon: yeah
[3:45:50 PM] Solomon: is a .rar file ideal?
[3:45:57 PM] DarkShadows: I can open that.
[3:46:12 PM] *** Solomon sent Salem.rar ***
[3:46:15 PM] Solomon: here
[3:46:23 PM] DarkShadows: much better.
[3:47:25 PM] DarkShadows: I'm afraid all I see is black.
[3:47:37 PM] DarkShadows: Is the file corrupt?
[3:47:38 PM] Solomon: huh
[3:47:42 PM] Solomon: Im not sure
[3:47:45 PM] Solomon: let me check
[3:49:07 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I SEE NOTHING O_O
[3:49:19 PM] Solomon: Im checking if someone corrupted the file
[3:49:25 PM] DarkShadows: Maybe it recorded incorrectly, or corrupted?
[3:54:08 PM] Solomon: I'm not sure how this happened.
[3:54:11 PM] Solomon: The Newborn perhaps?
[3:54:35 PM] DarkShadows: great, it's against us too.
[3:54:45 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[3:54:53 PM] DarkShadows: Obviously someone doesn't want us to see something.
[3:55:29 PM] DarkShadows: ... Or maybe it's just my wonderful curse of all the Eldritch beings deciding I am not worth helping out in this case.
[3:55:51 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[3:56:29 PM] Solomon: thats a bit pessimistic
[3:56:32 PM] Solomon: I'm a being
[3:56:37 PM] Solomon: and I thiink you are worth
[3:57:30 PM] DarkShadows: ... Though, question is, what exactly *am* I helping to happen? Whatever being I accidentally created can't be good. i just have this bad feeling.
[3:58:04 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Shadows quit being such a Debbie Downer
[3:58:09 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: That's my job!
[3:58:35 PM] DarkShadows: Sorry.
[3:58:50 PM] DarkShadows: I'm just being paranoid again, I guess.
[3:59:11 PM] DarkShadows: It's probably nothing.
[3:59:14 PM] Solomon: You seem to always be paranoid. When I knew you back in the day, you were so too.
[3:59:43 PM] DarkShadows: Kinda hard not to be paranoid when you have the Weeper AND Mr. Tall-and-Faceless following you everywhere.
[4:00:40 PM] Solomon: Ok
[4:00:44 PM] Solomon: I managed to fix it
[4:00:49 PM] *** Solomon sent Untitled.rar ***
[4:00:57 PM] DarkShadows: try again.
[4:01:00 PM] DarkShadows: :3
[4:01:06 PM] DarkShadows: downloading now.
[4:02:42 PM] Solomon: The file became larger due to my fixing process
[4:02:44 PM] DarkShadows: ok
[4:04:05 PM] DarkShadows: almost have it.
[4:04:56 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[4:05:34 PM] DarkShadows: ... I... I'm going to hide in the corner now.
[4:06:25 PM] Solomon: I wish to discuss this
[4:06:41 PM] DarkShadows: ... why the FUCK does Salem want me and WHAT does he wanna use me for?!
[4:07:03 PM] Solomon: better question
[4:07:08 PM] Solomon: why does he want Pandora?
[4:07:10 PM] DarkShadows: ^
[4:07:21 PM] Solomon: does this imply
[4:07:23 PM] Solomon: that he's alive?
[4:07:37 PM] DarkShadows: I'm assuming so.
[4:08:00 PM | Edited 4:08:05 PM] Solomon: That raises more questions
[4:08:17 PM] Solomon: The video implies that Pandora has faces this being before
[4:08:32 PM] Solomon: I know for a fact that its Salem
[4:09:04 PM] DarkShadows: But... But Pandora, if he's still alive... Pandora wouldn't just hand me over... would he?
[4:09:51 PM] Solomon: The prophecy tells of Pandora as "The Recreant"
[4:10:00 PM] Wally: ...
[4:10:10 PM] Solomon: Recreant being synonymous with traitor
[4:10:13 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[4:10:29 PM] DarkShadows: HIDE ME
[4:10:39 PM] Solomon: A lot of people are after you
[4:10:42 PM] DarkShadows: WHY
[4:10:47 PM] DarkShadows: AM I
[4:10:48 PM] Solomon: but a lot of people are after Pandora as well
[4:10:50 PM] DarkShadows: SO IMPORTANT
[4:11:01 PM] Solomon: a lot of people are after me
[4:11:06 PM] Solomon: people are after everyone
[4:11:36 PM] DarkShadows: If I can't control whatever creating power I have how the fuck does someone else think they can?
[4:12:15 PM] DarkShadows: What does Salem want that Pandora is necessary for, if Pandora is gonna end up going turncoat on us?
[4:14:51 PM] Solomon: I believe
[4:14:57 PM] Solomon: Pandora knows Salem
[4:15:01 PM] Solomon: all too well
[4:15:02 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[4:15:12 PM] Solomon: as you know Weep and The Giant
[4:15:20 PM] DarkShadows: what even is Salem...
[4:15:38 PM] Solomon: She's a part of the Chasers
[4:15:52 PM] DarkShadows: Besides that...
[4:16:07 PM] Solomon: A sentient mask
[4:16:16 PM] DarkShadows: ... that's... fucked up.
[4:16:28 PM] Bunny: Once again stuff happens while I'm showering
[4:16:45 PM] Solomon: Stop showering then
[4:16:53 PM] Solomon: I kid
[4:16:58 PM] Solomon: Hello Bunny
[4:17:00 PM] Bunny: I prefer to be a clean bunny
[4:17:04 PM] Bunny: Hi
[4:17:08 PM] DarkShadows: Bunny
[4:17:12 PM] DarkShadows: I'm scared. ;-;
[4:17:16 PM] Bunny: Of what?
[4:17:17 PM] DarkShadows: for me and for Pandora I am scared
[4:17:28 PM] Solomon: We were just discussing Salem's plan to use Pandora to kidnap DarkShadows
[4:17:49 PM] DarkShadows: *clings to Bunny*
[4:18:28 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[4:18:30 PM] Solomon: Its been quiet
[4:18:38 PM] Bunny: D:
[4:18:40 PM] Solomon: I've seen little to no altered around
[4:18:48 PM] Solomon: nor Sentimental
[4:18:54 PM] Solomon: nor anything
[4:19:00 PM] Solomon: except the wooden mistress
[4:19:07 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[4:19:11 PM] DarkShadows: They may be... preoccupied, or captured.
[4:19:20 PM] Solomon: True
[4:19:30 PM] Solomon: The wooden mistress once made me a deal
[4:19:59 PM] Solomon: "Come work for me, as my doll and I shall grant you what you seek. I shall cherish you for the end of days"
[4:20:11 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[4:20:16 PM] Solomon: I didn't take it
[4:20:21 PM] Solomon: this was back when I was human
[4:20:26 PM] DarkShadows: Yeah, for obvious reasons i wouldn't either.
[4:20:36 PM] Solomon: I must say
[4:20:44 PM] Solomon: She's very attractive
[4:20:55 PM] Bunny: Just watched the video
[4:21:03 PM] Bunny: What the fuck
[4:21:05 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Solomon, I have a question
[4:21:06 PM] DarkShadows: ... I'll... take your word for it, Solomon...
[4:21:12 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: How long have you existed?
[4:21:20 PM] Bunny: Who was that?
[4:21:25 PM] Solomon: Salem
[4:21:29 PM] Bunny: Ah
[4:21:34 PM] Solomon: sentient mask, part of the group I'm in
[4:22:17 PM] Solomon: [4:20 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill:

<<< How long have you existed?For 1200 years by my count, or almost. It's almost my birthday soon.
[4:22:31 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: o_O
[4:22:49 PM] Solomon: But, that is not to say that I lived in the year 1000. I was born in the 1990s
[4:23:05 PM] Solomon: time travel is a funny thing
[4:23:13 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: *nodnod*
[4:23:30 PM] Bunny: How does one travel through time
[4:23:44 PM] Solomon: That's classified
[4:24:08 PM] Solomon: Sorry, I'm a bit of an Haruhi Suzumiya fanatic
[4:24:11 PM] Solomon: couldn't resist
[4:24:28 PM] Solomon: I can't explain it in human terms though
[4:24:34 PM] DarkShadows: Someone needs to make light.
[4:24:41 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: huh?
[4:24:45 PM] Solomon: ?
[4:24:55 PM] DarkShadows: References, jokes, anything.
[4:24:59 PM] DarkShadows: brb
[4:25:04 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ... okay then...
[4:25:16 PM] DarkShadows: I need food before my stomach decides to invert and digest itself.
[4:26:50 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: It got quiet :/
[4:27:12 PM] Solomon: Without DarkShadows
[4:27:14 PM] Solomon: yes
[4:27:28 PM] Bunny: Actually I'm blaring music but okay
[4:27:38 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: DarkShadows is the wisest and most talkative of us all.
[4:29:22 PM] Solomon: I need to gather some things and slay that doll that has been spying on me.
[4:29:25 PM] Solomon: Excuse me
[4:29:30 PM] Solomon: I'll be right back
[4:29:50 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Kk bye Sol
[4:30:05 PM] Solomon: It will take 5 minutes max
[4:30:09 PM] Solomon: three bullets
[4:37:17 PM] DarkShadows: back
[4:37:39 PM] DarkShadows: I find food can sometimes help if I feel too nervous...
[4:38:06 PM] Solomon: oh good, me to########!#####""##############################################################################################################
[4:38:18 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Mother? OuO
[4:38:20 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[4:38:25 PM] DarkShadows: Please be Willow
[4:38:29 PM] DarkShadows: Please be Willow
[4:38:41 PM] DarkShadows: Why do I *want* it to be her IDK but please be Willow.
[4:38:46 PM] Solomon: Oh, I fraid to be the bearer of horrible dissapointment
[4:38:51 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[4:38:58 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Not Mother... OnO
[4:39:08 PM] DarkShadows: ... who are you?
[4:39:17 PM] Solomon: I think its fairly obvious now.
[4:39:30 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ... I don't get it
[4:39:35 PM] Solomon: really?
[4:40:06 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Salem?
[4:40:13 PM] Salem: Yes
[4:40:24 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Oh, ok
[4:40:30 PM] DarkShadows: ... I am going to leave the chat.
[4:40:37 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: NO
[4:40:39 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: SHADOWS
[4:40:41 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: PLEASE
[4:40:43 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: STAY
[4:40:54 PM] DarkShadows: ... No, that thing *wants Pandora to fucking kidnap me*
[4:41:07 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Please, Shadows, we need you
[4:41:14 PM] Salem: Oh
[4:41:21 PM] Salem: please dont be so hasty Dark
[4:41:23 PM] DarkShadows: NO
[4:41:31 PM] Salem: I'm only here for a quick chat
[4:41:40 PM] DarkShadows: FUCK YOU HASTY MEANS THINGS SURVIVE AND DON'T END UP KIDNAPPED
[4:41:50 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Shadows, don't leave ;(
[4:41:58 PM] Salem: You say the sweetest things Dark
[4:42:07 PM] DarkShadows: Fucking *CREEP*
[4:42:22 PM] DarkShadows: Brah you best do some *damn good* convincing to make me stay then
[4:42:30 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I... I...
[4:42:33 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I can't.
[4:42:35 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: :c
[4:42:46 PM] Salem: I will live in a few
[4:42:48 PM] DarkShadows: I am not. Having *four eldritch beings*. trail me.
[4:43:04 PM] Salem: I just needed to talk to Dark
[4:43:08 PM] Salem: a short conversation
[4:43:17 PM] DarkShadows: What the fuck do you need to talk to me for? To taunt me?
[4:43:20 PM] Salem: and I'll be out of *your* hair forever.
[4:43:25 PM] DarkShadows: Ha ha, DarkShadows is fucking done
[4:43:30 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[4:43:31 PM] DarkShadows: She's doomed and so's the world!
[4:43:39 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Please. Please don't.
[4:43:42 PM] Salem: I need to talk to you. For a sec
[4:43:46 PM] Salem: and then I will leave
[4:43:46 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[4:43:46 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ;(
[4:43:52 PM] Salem: then I will leave you alone
[4:44:07 PM] DarkShadows: then start talking, because I don't have the patience anymore.
[4:44:17 PM] Salem: Your friend
[4:44:21 PM] Salem: Pandora
[4:44:23 PM] Salem: where is he?
[4:44:28 PM] DarkShadows: Fuck if I know.
[4:44:35 PM] Salem: You talked to him before
[4:44:41 PM] Salem: YOU KNOW HIM
[4:44:47 PM] Salem: TELL ME#########
[4:44:48 PM] DarkShadows: Knew him, he's dead.
[4:44:50 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: He's in the Handed One.
[4:44:54 PM] DarkShadows: Brah
[4:45:02 PM] DarkShadows: BRAH WHY ARE YOU TELLING IT WHAT IT WANTS
[4:45:08 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I'm sorry?
[4:45:11 PM] DarkShadows: You fucking idiot!
[4:45:11 PM] Salem: LIES!#!!###!!!
[4:45:14 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I don't know!
[4:45:28 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: *cries some more*
[4:45:38 PM] DarkShadows: ... He doesn't know, mask-girl.
[4:45:47 PM] DarkShadows: And neither do fucking I.
[4:46:05 PM] Salem: I CAN SENSE HIM. HE'S IN THIS CHATROOM.
[4:46:21 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ...?
[4:46:24 PM] DarkShadows: Last we saw he was inside Handjob's belly, inside the Seal. And that is all we fucking know.
[4:46:45 PM] DarkShadows: ... we saw the video, we know what you want.
[4:46:45 PM] Salem: I DONT NEED YOU. IT WAS A TRAP TO GET PANDORA. I COULDNT GIVE TWO CENTS ABOUT THE FORSAKEN CREATOR!
[4:46:54 PM] DarkShadows: LIKE I BELIEVE YOU!
[4:47:01 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[4:47:02 PM] Salem: I NEED PANDORA
[4:47:09 PM | Edited 4:47:35 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: He's not here!
[4:47:11 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Okay?!
[4:47:14 PM] DarkShadows: LIKE I BELIEVE ANY OF YOU SICK TWISTED THINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE
[4:47:17 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Just go away!
[4:47:20 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: LEAVE US ALONE!
[4:47:48 PM] DarkShadows: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT PANDORA AND WHY SHOULD WE TRUST YOU
[4:48:01 PM] Salem: ############!!!!!!!!!!!!####!#!#!#!#!#!#! HE IS. I COULD KILL ALL OF YOU WITH A THOUGHT. THATS FREAKING WHY
[4:48:15 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: STOP YELLING YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT
[4:48:19 PM] DarkShadows: Oh, but you couldn't. If you want to reach your goal... you wouldn't.
[4:48:42 PM] Salem: FINE BUT THERE ARE OTHER THINGS BESIDES DEATH SWEETHEART
[4:48:44 PM] DarkShadows: How can you reach any goals if the omniverse dies.
[4:48:48 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[4:49:14 PM] DarkShadows: Imagine never having existed. You would never *get* to die, you fucking mask bitch, because *you would never have existed to begin with*.
[4:50:27 PM] Salem: DARK, LISTEN TO ME.
[4:50:29 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[4:50:33 PM] Salem: YOU NEED TO FIND PANDORA
[4:50:38 PM] Salem: FOR BOTH OUR SAKES
[4:50:55 PM] Salem: DID I KILL YOUR FRIENDS. HAVE I DONE ANYTHING TO CAUSE UNTRUST?
[4:51:11 PM] DarkShadows: ... you haven't done anything to cause trust either, but... no.
[4:51:17 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: *mistrust
[4:51:36 PM] DarkShadows: Maybe don't correct the eldricth sentient mask's spelling, Brah.
[4:51:43 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I'm sorry
[4:51:48 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I'm a Grammar Nazi
[4:51:51 PM] Salem: FINE, WHAT SHOULD I DO TO GAIN YOUR TRUST?
[4:51:54 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: It's in my instincts
[4:51:56 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[4:52:08 PM] DarkShadows: ... I...I don't know.
[4:52:14 PM] DarkShadows: ...and... I'm sorry I yelled.
[4:52:42 PM] Salem: THATS FINE. SO SWEETHEART, WHAT CAN I DO?
[4:53:52 PM] Salem: TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO DARKSHADOWS
[4:54:27 PM] DarkShadows: ... But that's the thing. I... don't trust anyone and I haven't for 8 years now. *small little sad smile*
[4:54:32 PM] Salem: Contact received from Salem
[4:54:43 PM] *** Salem added E-in FearofSomething ***
[4:55:01 PM] DarkShadows: ... I don't wanna hurt anyone. I really don't. And I don't know why the hell everyone wants me, or is so damn scared of me.
[4:55:11 PM] Salem: WANT A NEW ALLY?
[4:55:13 PM] Salem: HERE
[4:55:21 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: o__O
[4:55:41 PM] DarkShadows: ... Yellow...?
[4:56:39 PM] DarkShadows: ... please... don't be mad at me.
[4:56:46 PM] DarkShadows: not you, Yellow, the mask over there...
[4:56:54 PM] Salem: IM NOT MAD AT YOU
[4:57:00 PM] Salem: *strokes chin*
[4:57:08 PM] DarkShadows: ... then why the all caps?
[4:57:09 PM] Salem: DONT BE SILLY
[4:57:10 PM] Salem: OH
[4:57:24 PM] Salem: I CANT SEEM TO FIGURE OUT CAPS
[4:57:26 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: left caps lock on?
[4:57:38 PM] Ein FearofSomething: PRINCESS ENGLAND
[4:57:59 PM] Salem: Oh there we go
[4:58:13 PM] Salem: This is Ein
[4:58:22 PM] DarkShadows: ... I know him.
[4:58:28 PM] Salem: good
[4:58:28 PM] Salem: I know him too
[4:58:49 PM] Salem: mostly because I have interconnectivity throughout the entire web
[4:58:57 PM] Salem: I believe
[4:58:59 PM] Ein FearofSomething: NO, NO.
[4:59:06 PM] Ein FearofSomething: NO ONE KNOWS ME
[4:59:19 PM] Ein FearofSomething: I AM A SIMPLE BARD OF A SIMPLE VERY UNSANITARY HOUSE.
[4:59:20 PM] DarkShadows: ... Ein. First rule in here. Everyone and everything knows and wants you...
[4:59:30 PM] Ein FearofSomething: IN SHORT, I'M YOUR FRIEND.
[4:59:42 PM] Ein FearofSomething: I NEED NO RULES, AS I HAVE BUT MY OWN LIFE.
[4:59:42 PM] DarkShadows: could you not all-caps, Ein?
[4:59:46 PM] Salem: Is Ein aware of the current happenings?
[4:59:54 PM] Ein FearofSomething: God damn it let me be in character.
[4:59:59 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Ein FearofSomething flips shit
[5:00:02 PM] DarkShadows: No, but I can make him aware.
[5:02:11 PM] DarkShadows: ... I sent him a link to the logs.
[5:02:24 PM] Salem: good
[5:03:19 PM] DarkShadows: I do feel better knowing I have another friend in here...
[5:03:40 PM] Salem: Am I a friend?
[5:04:15 PM] DarkShadows: ... As far as I know for now you are...
[5:04:34 PM] DarkShadows: We can't really afford to make enemies... I'm sorry I jumped to conclusions.
[5:04:59 PM] Salem: I'm only an enemy of Pandora
[5:05:54 PM] DarkShadows: ... who is apparently known by a title that amounts to "The Traitorous Traitor Who Will Be A Total Traitor, Like TOTES You Guys."
[5:06:05 PM] DarkShadows: Pandora that is.
[5:06:22 PM] DarkShadows: which doesn't bode well for anyone ever.
[5:06:26 PM] Ein FearofSomething: I suggest we kill everyone with posion.
[5:06:29 PM] DarkShadows: Ein...
[5:06:31 PM] DarkShadows: no.
[5:06:38 PM] Salem: that sounds wonderful
[5:06:42 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Well if you don't want my ideas.
[5:06:54 PM] DarkShadows: We kill anyone, the universe goes kabloosh.
[5:07:13 PM] Ein FearofSomething: I guess the crazy idiotic 14 year old can just jump off a small ledge and be done with it.
[5:07:26 PM] DarkShadows: Please don't.
[5:07:39 PM] Ein FearofSomething: well, we can trap everyone in, like.
[5:07:46 PM] Ein FearofSomething: A GIANT glass jar.
[5:08:00 PM] Ein FearofSomething: And then we can feed them and bathe them and all that.
[5:08:27 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Or dig to China.
[5:08:29 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Your choice.
[5:08:46 PM] Salem: we have the Seal
[5:08:51 PM] Salem: kind of a giant glass jar
[5:08:57 PM] DarkShadows: Which is basically a glass jar.
[5:09:18 PM] Salem: Do you mind me killing Pandora?
[5:09:19 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: But the Seal takes time to eat people
[5:09:24 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Great. Let's gather up everyone and fill 'em up with Nuero Toxin!
[5:09:25 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Aparrently
[5:09:37 PM] DarkShadows: Salem, we might kinda need Pandora to do something.
[5:09:41 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Yes, Salem, we kind of do mind.
[5:10:17 PM] DarkShadows: And Pandora is kind of an Exist if he's still alive, making him sorta eldritch, making him a bad idea to kill lest everything explode.
[5:11:25 PM] Salem: I want him dead
[5:11:26 PM] Ein FearofSomething: The beeping sound is wonderful when you do things.
[5:11:33 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Beep beepbeepbeep.
[5:11:43 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Ein, shhhhh
[5:11:47 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: This is srs
[5:11:53 PM] DarkShadows: Well why do you want him dead?
[5:11:55 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Why be serious?
[5:12:01 PM] DarkShadows: What'd he do to you?
[5:12:01 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Being serious is not funnnn.
[5:12:12 PM] DarkShadows: Ein. This isn't about having fun.
[5:12:12 PM] Salem: He made me who I am today.
[5:12:19 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Because the omniverse is kinda in danger of exploding
[5:12:29 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: That is why we are being serious
[5:12:40 PM] Salem: [5:11 PM] Salem:

<<< He made me who I am today.
[5:12:44 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: How?
[5:12:44 PM] Ein FearofSomething: It's like one of my Japanese Animes!
[5:12:51 PM] DarkShadows: What did he do to make you the way you are?
[5:13:03 PM] Ein FearofSomething: All they did was rally up a huge defence force and storm the castle of the bad-guy!
[5:13:07 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I do believe all animes are Japanese...
[5:13:21 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Some animes CAN be Western.
[5:13:32 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: right...
[5:13:44 PM] Salem: Pandora made me
[5:13:50 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Made you how?
[5:13:55 PM] Salem: do things, forced me to exile
[5:13:57 PM] Ein FearofSomething: How about we put on our one-piece jammies, and sing about where the wild ones are.
[5:13:59 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[5:13:59 PM] Salem: forced me to die
[5:14:16 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ... D:
[5:14:19 PM | Edited 5:14:38 PM] Salem: watched blissfully as I slowly died from the overwhelming pain
[5:14:29 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: DDDDDDD:
[5:14:31 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[5:14:33 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I...
[5:14:35 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Sounds like FUN!
[5:14:41 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: I refuse to believe it.
[5:14:45 PM] DarkShadows: Ein, that's not funny.
[5:14:55 PM] DarkShadows: I've known Pandora for a while. He'd never...
[5:15:01 PM] Salem: Oh
[5:15:06 PM] Salem: so you trust him
[5:15:09 PM] Ein FearofSomething: There are things about people that are different.
[5:15:13 PM] Salem: but not people helping you?
[5:15:14 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: We do.
[5:15:15 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Yes.
[5:15:19 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Some people can change your mind to do other things.
[5:15:25 PM] Salem: Why do you trust Pandora?
[5:15:30 PM] DarkShadows: He's my friend...
[5:15:34 PM] Salem: oh
[5:15:35 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: He's our friend
[5:15:40 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: He's been our friend
[5:15:44 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: For a while now
[5:15:46 PM] Salem: and friends cant be terrible to other people?
[5:15:56 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ... well...
[5:16:56 PM] Salem: friends are human
[5:17:20 PM] Salem: humans are capable of doing things
[5:17:30 PM] DarkShadows: ... so are the eldritch.
[5:18:07 PM] Ein FearofSomething: But... If a human is capable of doing things. Then isn't a human more than capable of saving all of this?
[5:18:19 PM] Salem: true
[5:18:20 PM] Salem: What makes Pandora, so holy that you wont admit to what he has done?
[5:18:34 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: He's not holy, he's just...
[5:18:41 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: That doesn't seem like him
[5:18:48 PM] DarkShadows: ... I have no idea what or why he did anything. But humans tend to defend people they are friends with.
[5:19:01 PM] Ein FearofSomething: A human is the universe's most evilst creature. Meaning that a human, with enough time, can think of a way.
[5:19:05 PM] DarkShadows: Even then we can't kill him. He could screw things up if...
[5:19:22 PM] Ein FearofSomething: To be honest, to me, we aren't getting anywhere.
[5:19:49 PM] Salem: Pandora basically ripped out my heart and threw it into a fire
[5:20:01 PM] Salem: and then watched me squirm
[5:20:10 PM] Salem: the above statement is not literally
[5:20:18 PM] Salem: but the emotional turmoil
[5:20:19 PM] Salem: hurt
[5:20:35 PM] DarkShadows: ... Broke your heart, then?
[5:20:43 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Do we even have a plan for saving everything?
[5:20:50 PM] Ein FearofSomething: I think we just have a plan to talk alot.
[5:20:53 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Ein, read the logs
[5:21:01 PM] DarkShadows: Ein, read the logs
[5:21:10 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: NINJA'D
[5:21:13 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: (ninja)
[5:23:35 PM] Salem: He did break my heart
[5:23:40 PM] Salem: which I no longer posess
[5:23:42 PM] Salem: thanks to him
[5:23:57 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: D:
[5:24:04 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: What exactly did he do?
[5:24:14 PM] DarkShadows: ^
[5:24:50 PM] Salem: We were making out in the woods, as teenagers are prone to do...
[5:24:58 PM] Salem: when we met our thin friend
[5:25:02 PM] Salem: Slenderman
[5:25:17 PM] DarkShadows: *listens*
[5:25:35 PM] Salem: Instead of running he just stood and observed the Slenderman
[5:25:49 PM] Salem: "PANDORA WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE" I yelled
[5:26:02 PM] Salem: and almost started dragging him before he said
[5:26:08 PM] Salem: "I'm curious"
[5:26:20 PM] Salem: took my hand and threw me at the ground
[5:26:32 PM] Salem: which is when
[5:26:38 PM] Salem: Slenderman took me
[5:26:41 PM] Salem: limb from limb
[5:26:47 PM] Salem: as Pandora just watched
[5:27:34 PM] Salem: until I died
[5:27:42 PM] Salem: so yeah
[5:27:50 PM] Salem: not my most favorite person in the world
[5:28:08 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: O_____________________________________________O
[5:28:19 PM] DarkShadows: ... I'm... sorry.
[5:28:31 PM] Ein FearofSomething: You have my sorrow.
[5:28:53 PM] Salem: Thank you, but could you at least help me find him
[5:28:54 PM] Salem: or rather
[5:28:59 PM] Salem: contact me if you do
[5:29:26 PM] Salem: I'm everywhere on the web
[5:29:36 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Have you tried where you last saw him? That's normally how people find things.
[5:29:48 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ...
[5:29:51 PM] Salem: I last saw him moments before I died in the woods
[5:29:55 PM] Salem: I dont think that would work
[5:30:04 PM] Salem: I even tried going there
[5:30:07 PM] Salem: he wasnt there
[5:30:12 PM] Salem: but I have to depart
[5:30:17 PM] Ein FearofSomething: Do you know where he keeps his stuf- oh.
[5:30:24 PM] Salem: The Newborn is getting antsy
[5:30:33 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: The Newborn?
[5:30:33 PM] Salem: and trying to push me out
[5:30:40 PM] Salem: The Manufactured Newborn
[5:30:59 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Yes, but
[5:31:13 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: why is it getting ansty?
[5:31:22 PM] Salem: It doesnt like my presence
[5:31:26 PM] Salem: in its domain
[5:31:36 PM] Salem: The International Network
[5:31:41 PM] Salem: Internet for short
[5:31:52 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Oh
[5:31:57 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Y not?
[5:32:15 PM] DarkShadows: would you like someone running around your house uninvited?
[5:32:28 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Oh, true
[5:32:32 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: But
[5:32:40 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: Aren't we all uninvited, then? o.O
[5:32:47 PM] Salem: Im an eldritch being
[5:32:50 PM] Salem: it feels threatened
[5:33:13 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: But other eldritch things have been using it
[5:33:21 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: for a while, it seems
[5:33:28 PM] Salem: ###SALEM <---- just type this and I'll appear 5 minutes later
[5:33:35 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: ... okay...
[5:33:36 PM] Salem: call me when you find him
[5:33:41 PM] Salem: goodbye
[5:33:46 PM] Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill: bye Sal
[5:33:56 PM] DarkShadows: ... goodbye.